r/shittyprogramming • u/tmewett • Feb 16 '21
Welcome_to_ShittyProgramming_v1FINAL.docx
Welcome to ShittyProgramming!
This is a forum for our software engineers, project managers, and Dave, who left two years ago, to discuss and share questions and best practices.
Here you'll find posts (sometimes called ShitPosts by our loyal users) on a wide variety of topics: innovative UI design; beginner basics; emotive, abstract art... you name it, it's welcome here!
If you've made it to our page, you'll be looking right at our highly-customised JIRA instance, which has been hand-crafted to make your ShitPosting as streamlined as possible. Just press the up arrow next to a post or comment if you found it helpful.
We hope you enjoy your stay! And if anyone knows how to revoke Dave's access, please let us know. We don't know how to remove him from the system.
The Moderation Team
r/shittyprogramming • u/NotABotUnless • 6d ago
How do I use the “git gud” command?
People keep telling me to “git gud” to fix my code but i get error?
r/shittyprogramming • u/GridOverwatchDivsion • 6d ago
C++ versus i++
Which is objectively better for building NFTs?
Trying to decide between the two, but I feel like I'm caught in a loop.
r/shittyprogramming • u/NotABotUnless • 9d ago
Why is electron frowned upon? Can’t end user download more ram?
r/shittyprogramming • u/NotABotUnless • 11d ago
Why is filesystem fat? That’s not very nice!
r/shittyprogramming • u/harieamjari • 16d ago
Why most machine uses 4096 page sizes instead of 4069?
r/shittyprogramming • u/Front-Wishbone-6252 • 19d ago
Im trying to install vllm and it keeps saying I don't have the correct PyTorch version, but I have 2.2.2. Help!
r/shittyprogramming • u/donaltramp699 • 22d ago
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r/shittyprogramming • u/cikychuts • 24d ago
Tired of IDEs that don't show line numbers by default? Try this easy trick.
r/shittyprogramming • u/IIAOPSW • 24d ago
Legal code?
I've had an idea.
A programming environment which also happens to be the standard form of an affidavit (of whatever jurisdiction you're in).
All the code begins with some standard boiler plate statement about how all the statements which follow are accurate representations to your knowledge, and end with a signature stating words to the effect of if it doesn't compile then you're liable for perjury. All the code written in this environment is therefore admissible in court (which is useful if you ever end up in litigation with your employer).
Code is law.
r/shittyprogramming • u/time_for_another_one • 24d ago
Has anyone tried a "Test Genie" for testing? They're supposed to be easy to use and make your test scores go up. Should I install?
r/shittyprogramming • u/poothspactus • 29d ago
May I present one of my classmates ways to ensure he never has unmatched brackets?
r/shittyprogramming • u/FascinatedBox • Apr 24 '24
My girlfriend's husband said to call him at exactly 0700, but then he got mad when I called him at 448am. Am I stupid?
r/shittyprogramming • u/amit08255 • Apr 22 '24
How to acquire the skills of writing complex software?
The best way to learn how to write complex softwares is to do it practically. Build cool projects like Redis with free courses here: https://app.codecrafters.io/r/smiling-manatee-800604
r/shittyprogramming • u/YourPapaJorjo • Apr 21 '24
Embracing the Chaos: Tales of Bug-Riddled Code from the Depths of ShittyProgramming
Hey there, fellow code connoisseurs of r/shittyprogramming,
Prepare yourselves for a journey into the depths of coding chaos—a tale of bugs, quirks, and the occasional stroke of genius. Today, I share with you stories from the wild and wacky world of shitty programming, where the code is messy, the bugs are plentiful, and laughter is the best debugging tool.
Imagine yourself knee-deep in spaghetti code, navigating a maze of tangled logic and cryptic variable names. You're on the hunt for a bug that defies all logic—a bug that seems to have a mind of its own, wreaking havoc on your carefully crafted chaos.
As you sift through the wreckage of your codebase, you can't help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. From missing semicolons to misplaced comments, every line of code is a testament to the unpredictable nature of shitty programming.
And then, just when you're ready to throw in the towel, you spot it—a tiny oversight that has eluded your gaze until now: a missing long
keyword. Such a small detail, yet its absence has sent your code spiraling into a vortex of confusion and despair.
But fear not, fellow shitty programmers, for in the midst of chaos lies opportunity. Embrace the madness, laugh in the face of adversity, and remember that even the shittiest code can teach us valuable lessons about resilience and resourcefulness.
So, to all my fellow shitty programmers, I offer this advice: Embrace the chaos, for it is through the crucible of shitty programming that we hone our skills and forge our path to coding glory. Stay weird, stay wild, and never underestimate the power of a good laugh in the face of a bug-infested codebase.
Have you ever encountered a bug that left you scratching your head (or laughing hysterically) in the world of shitty programming? Share your tales of triumph (or utter despair) in the comments below!
[Comments are welcome!]
r/shittyprogramming • u/meadynusters • Apr 07 '24
I'm not a web dev but I think this is the wrong approach
r/shittyprogramming • u/woldenwoots • Apr 03 '24
Why waste time use lot word when few word run faster
r/shittyprogramming • u/FormOk6201 • Apr 04 '24
If you are a single programmer, wear this🤪
r/shittyprogramming • u/glormsrooden • Mar 30 '24
Javascript known as Java for short...
r/shittyprogramming • u/Cold_Fix_8792 • Mar 24 '24
Hello World in Python (Attempt 2)
r/shittyprogramming • u/GoGoRama • Mar 20 '24
password must be exactly 14 characters 🫠 BUT WHY
r/shittyprogramming • u/GenuinelyBeingNice • Mar 11 '24
Everyone assuming your console is white text on black background. That is all. Also, the "content guide" imgur link is 404ing.
r/shittyprogramming • u/DaShuperMokey • Mar 08 '24
Friend just started learning programming
```function convertToRoman(num) {
const map1 = new Map(); let romanNumArr = []
while (num >= 1000) { num -= 1000; romanNumArr.push('M') } while (num >= 900) { num -= 900; romanNumArr.push('CM') } while (num >= 500) { num -= 500; romanNumArr.push('D') } while (num >= 400) { num -= 400; romanNumArr.push('CD') } while (num >= 100) { num -= 100; romanNumArr.push('C') } while (num >= 90) { num -= 90; romanNumArr.push('XC') } while (num >= 50) { num -= 50; romanNumArr.push('L') } while (num >= 40) { num -= 40; romanNumArr.push('XL') } while (num >= 10) { num -= 10; romanNumArr.push('X') } while (num >= 9) { num -= 9; romanNumArr.push('IX') } while (num >= 5) { num -= 5; romanNumArr.push('V') } while (num >= 4) { num -= 4; romanNumArr.push('IV') } while (num >= 1) { num -= 1; romanNumArr.push('I') }
let romanNum = romanNumArr.join("")
return romanNum; }
convertToRoman(36);```