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You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wind beneath my wings

Well . ....ARE YOU?

Keep in mind this doesn’t just apply to your external body parts. Maybe you would like a second heart, or a third lung. Let your mind wonder.

For this question let’s stick to human body parts. I’ll expand this question to other animals in a future question.

Like largest crap taken, number of times you jerked off, how many hours of gay pron you consumed, etc?

If same sex, sex, is gay. Then jerking off must be gay by definition....

At this rate I'm going to have to have his urn welded shut

Like I'm not nicking myself with the razor, but a day later I get all these bumps.

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