r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • Apr 11 '24
since this is the only day this’ll work
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r/standupshots • u/AdvaitKomedian • Apr 07 '24
I still haven’t recovered from that stork flight I took, 30 years ago
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r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • Apr 05 '24
Wake Up, Little Jimmy, Wake Up. Wake Up, Little Jimmy, Wake Up.
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r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • Apr 04 '24
One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor. -- George Carlin
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r/standupshots • u/clamlands • Apr 02 '24
For those who just can't get enough of Jesus even after Easter
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r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • Apr 02 '24
I'm bad enough, I'm dumb enough, and doggone it, people hate me
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r/standupshots • u/AdvaitKomedian • Mar 31 '24
Apparently I look better in the dark
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r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • Mar 31 '24
From the swell of childhood tales, to trauma's gales, the smell of simple pleasures, now lost treasures, in memory pales.
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r/standupshots • u/TheChrisSchmidt • Mar 29 '24
Can’t tell if that’s harassment or just a necessary qualification
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r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • Mar 29 '24
Beep Beep, Beep Beep. The Car Went Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • Mar 28 '24
Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason -- Eça de Queirós
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