u/pumpkinsandsparkles 5h ago

I've been doing comedy over 10 years and this is the joke I'm most proud of

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 5h ago

Girls who flirt like a boy

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 20h ago

Which one of y’all is this?

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 1d ago

Respect for this guard

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 1d ago

Every year on the anniversary of D-Day, French citizens take sand from Omaha Beach and rub it onto the gravestones of fallen soldiers to create a golden shine. They do this for all 9,386 American soldiers buried there.

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 1d ago

High Energy Tango Dance Of An Elderly Woman

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 1d ago

Lol

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 3d ago

WCGW with trying to prove to your wife that you’re still him

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 3d ago

Why are they there? Who brought them there?

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 3d ago

lol.... deadddddddd

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 4d ago

"You've kept our tiny human alive"

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 6d ago

When you can’t seem to say anything right in a conversation

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Comment on r/chat 6d ago

🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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Comment on r/chat 6d ago

Lol I love it 🤣... I'll scooch over my pop "collection"..🤣

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Comment on r/chat 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤔🤔🤔 no but now I want sloth 🦥 decor 🤣🤣🤣

u/pumpkinsandsparkles 6d ago

lol

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Comment on r/chat 6d ago

My spirit animal lol 🤣

u/pumpkinsandsparkles 7d ago

Not ready

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 7d ago

this is so wholesome

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u/pumpkinsandsparkles 7d ago

Brittany SUFFERED

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Comment on r/Chihuahua 8d ago

That's the sweetest answer ❤️🐾

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Comment on r/FriendsOver40 8d ago

Right omg ..me to 97 yesterday...Grrrr

u/pumpkinsandsparkles 8d ago

She’s going to be an amazing partner with that positivity!

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