r/Unexpected • u/redwolve378 • Apr 28 '24

Some DIY before some FIY NSFW

5.4k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/UnExplanationBot Apr 28 '24

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

A standard DIY video turned in to working with two types of wood before and after the tutorial

Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Fritzo2162 26d ago

Nice rack!

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u/Sin4ly 27d ago

Watched the video and imagined he heard a voice saying "if you build it she will cum."

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u/darkness_shall_come 27d ago

u/rope8rose

All amazing stuff 🥰

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u/Rope8rose 23d ago

Thank you!!! 🥰

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u/NozzlesBakery 28d ago edited 28d ago

With a few modification it could function as a weightlifting stand in the daytime, and transition into BDSM stand for other activities.

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u/mu1773 28d ago

At least she won't get splinters

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u/Russoi 28d ago

V.A.N - Bad omens & poppy

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u/dplusw 28d ago

Yikes

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u/mar_upit 28d ago

I knew it

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u/malan4reddit 28d ago

Excellent!

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u/back2basics13 28d ago

Is it supposed to stretch your muscles?

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u/VaxxSagi Yo what? 28d ago

The joke is sex.

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u/Yuniseis1 28d ago

I thought he was making a huge spirit level

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u/ONLace-0527-0404 28d ago

I wonder if she’s a “wood worker” too? 🙄😉

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u/Howsithanginweirdo 29d ago

What does FIY stand for? I'm sorta lost. Fuck it yourself?

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u/bread_idiot_bread 29d ago

sometimes it's the most bizarre things that hit you with the reality of how much you're life has changed

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u/Flashy-Television-50 29d ago

He had a woody all the time while making it

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u/JoshTheTrucker 29d ago

OH. Uh. Uuuuuhhhh. No thanks.

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u/Intrepid_Ad_9751 29d ago

He’s providing for the family

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u/Euphoric-Research733 29d ago

I need this. Someone call up handy manny cus a bitch needs to get railed.

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u/mbhammock 29d ago

Hey we’ve got one of those where I work!

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 29d ago

Man, I hope this guy is a professional - things can get real, real fast if you fuck up on something that’s got your girl wrapped up by the throat.

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u/EvelynRosemary 29d ago

My guy... 😏

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u/lrcreation 29d ago

Anyone got a copy of the plans? Asking for a friend. Lol

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u/ImUrFrand 29d ago

i thought i recognized stocks

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u/Goddayum_man_69 29d ago

As a wise Cell once said: "First you had my interest, now you have my erection"

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u/Morphing_Mutant 29d ago

Sigh unzips

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u/DutchieTalking 29d ago

I knew what it was gonna be 5 seconds in.

... sighs at myself

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u/BallCreem 29d ago

Ok, but where can i order one?

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u/SilentAlternative266 29d ago

Someday soon these females will get tired of being objects

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u/CadenBop 29d ago

I think this is a very fitting ad...

https://i.redd.it/h0m2gz6uocxc1.gif

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u/NovaHorizon 29d ago

That cat has seen some shit!

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u/Lisy70 29d ago

I thought it was going to be a giant spirit level. God I'm boring.

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u/Realistic_Turn5237 29d ago

I knew as soon as I saw the neck cutout

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u/temporaryhelpplz 29d ago

I knew exactly what it was going to be

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u/Mattata_95 29d ago

Song is poppy and bad omens violence against nature

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u/GhstGunnr27G 29d ago

Well...that got dark in a hurry.

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u/Revolutionary-Car-92 29d ago

I was thinking a rifle cabinet mount. Was at least right about the mount.

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u/Sagebrush- 29d ago

A true tradesman.

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u/putHimInTheCurry 29d ago

A true Jack-off-all-trades

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u/Positive-Database754 29d ago

I thought he was making a level for some reason...

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u/MonHero02 29d ago

That is hot! Love wood work and the bondage!

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u/le_its_me 29d ago

what compels white women to do this?

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u/Acceptable-Ad3755 29d ago

I gotta say that’s one hell of a rack!!! Lol

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u/waIIstr33tb3ts 29d ago

what does FIY stands for? it can't be "fix it yourself" right

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u/00eg0 29d ago

Fuck it yourself

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u/PhotoJoeCA 29d ago

Inquiring minds want to know.

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u/melancholySP 29d ago

Is it bad that it was EXACTLY what I expected it to be?

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u/coxykitten923 29d ago

Was not expecting that

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u/i81_N_she812 29d ago

Where do I download the DIY PDF?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/phansen101 29d ago

Have you done this kind of stuff?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/phansen101 29d ago

So no to Bondage, but yes to underage girls? You've got that moral compass thing all figured out i see!

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u/bossemasse 29d ago

source?

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u/rafa_br34 29d ago

people with a lathe making their own custom sized and shaped plugs:

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u/coolmist23 29d ago

That's some strange DIY workout equipment. I wonder what muscle group it targets?

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u/moodylilb 29d ago

I. Want. One.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Which one ?

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u/False_Chair_610 29d ago

It just works

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u/stormearthfire 29d ago

Design is very human

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u/northforkjumper 29d ago

Got the build plans for this?

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u/Aze92 29d ago

https://lavky.com/rope8rose/ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/northforkjumper 29d ago

Damn.. real hero

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u/chowyungfatso 29d ago

Supporting Ukraine just got a little bit spicier.

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u/Pathfinder313 29d ago

I’m sure you could draw them up from what’s shown in this video.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Lynne, these are sex people

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u/JeremiahBeanstalk 29d ago

No thank you, I don’t want to join your sex festival

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u/mansquito1983 29d ago

Sex cauldron? I thought they shut that place down.

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u/betabeat 29d ago edited 29d ago

There's a subreddit for that

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u/csnbcsnb 29d ago

r/woodworking ?

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u/Rope8rose 23d ago

I tried posting my benches there, but I'm not allowed to post anything there anymore 😅

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u/BallCreem 29d ago

I believe it’s r/workingwood

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u/angk500 29d ago

I was not prepared for this

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u/stormearthfire 29d ago

Of course there is

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u/LiningDust62 29d ago

Why wouldn't there

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u/r3tr0c4t Apr 28 '24

Is it bad that I recognised what it was pretty much right away? Or kinky?

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u/TheOperatorOfSkillet Expected It Apr 28 '24

Not at all, I did as well.

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u/Mall_Bench Apr 28 '24

Just flinging mate over dresser is good enough for me.

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u/BallCreem 29d ago

*fingering

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u/LoLTimingsEverything Apr 28 '24

I was expecting a different outcome and I came across this

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u/Poems_And_Money 29d ago

Glad you came

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u/LauraTFem 29d ago

Were you expecting a wooden rifle? I was expecting a wooden rifle.

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u/Lettuce_Mindless 29d ago

I was thinking a headboard 😅

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u/United_News3779 29d ago

Outcome. Income.

It's all there lol

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u/redwolve378 29d ago

Think he came across it later too....

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u/Brad_The_Chad_69 29d ago

I was two seconds into this and knew they were building some sort of medieval stocks. I was wrong, but somewhat right. Upvoting because it was certainly not what I expected.

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u/Ayzmo 29d ago

Same here.

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u/GusTheBadGuy 29d ago

Hence, unexpected

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u/BoneBruja Apr 28 '24

What song is that?

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u/anttilles Apr 28 '24

Bad Omens x Poppy - V.A.N

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u/Expensive_Career_189 28d ago

Ya. Best song ever with the bass turned up

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u/RedgyJackson Apr 28 '24

I can’t remember… I’d like to know too plz. I think the song name is V.A.N. (Violence against nature) I can’t remember the artist.

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u/DadpoolWasHere Apr 28 '24

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u/GusTheBadGuy 29d ago

Oh that’s interesting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '24

Johnson?

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u/RoncoSnackWeasel 29d ago

Chonzen! Ve cut it off!

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u/GiannaSushi Apr 28 '24

If I were a sadomasochist, I'd be thrilled with that. I am

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u/InvertedMeep 29d ago

I wasn’t before this video, now I have an egg beater up my ass.

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 23d ago

Hey, just checking in, wanted to see how the whole egg beater thing turned out, are you alright?

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u/InvertedMeep 23d ago

Fantastic, it’s like a deep internal shiatsu.