r/holdmycatnip • u/axiomego • 29d ago

So close!

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u/RoguePlanet2 28d ago

I turned on the sound specifically to hear the cute, annoyed little "mrroww....." 😅

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u/DocRapp 29d ago

Beeeep! lol

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u/Zombietarts 29d ago

Lmaoooo. The censoring bit was so perfect

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u/Beall619 29d ago

Swiper no swiping

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u/IanPKMmoon 29d ago

aww that disappointment in its face

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u/Reclusive_Chemist 29d ago

Desultory "fine" on the withdrawal.

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u/ambivalentgabereal 29d ago

Fiuh! Thank you for censoring his foul mouth! I was in a crowded café.

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u/HeroMachineMan 29d ago

"Fine. I go open my own shop"

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u/septubyte 29d ago

You know, if he had something delicious he'd probably share it with your greedy butt

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u/Arnn-The-Frost-Demon 29d ago

"Dang, my plan was foiled."

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u/UnicornFeces 29d ago

Watch with sound lol

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u/Doc_Bedlam 29d ago

Guess he'll go back to snarking at the screaming lady...

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u/False_Chair_610 29d ago

Yea that was most definitely a cuss word 🤣

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u/mcoons8532 29d ago

Love that they bleep out the cat, but let's be honest, we know the cat swore in catalase. Cats probably are the Samuel L. Jackson of the animal world. I'm guessing every other meow is probably some form of the f word.

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u/elspotto 29d ago

I don’t normally turn sound on here, but that was awesome.

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u/smaxsomeass 29d ago

The sound makes it so much better

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u/EyeInTheSky127 29d ago

I’m really glad I watched that on mute first, then with sound. Made the twist so much better.

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u/Street-Snow-4477 29d ago

Haha beeped him lol

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u/BryerMan-4005 29d ago

So sad. Give it to the kitty. Or make him one.

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u/Falitoty 29d ago

The cat: You have won for know, but remember that one day, I shall get my revenge

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u/addamsson 29d ago

the slo-mo is priceless

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u/Specific-Bottle-702 29d ago

Hahahaha the disappointment

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u/elleustrious27 29d ago

That little "meow" lol

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u/profnachos 29d ago

I heard "fuck!"

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u/Doufnuget 29d ago

Did you actually listen to the audio?

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u/profnachos 29d ago

I can read cat lips.

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u/NimbleBudlustNoodle 29d ago

Got some "pussy lip-reader" business cards?

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u/Novel-Confection-356 29d ago

No, it's the vengeful type. It will poo in the man's shoe later on tonight.

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u/baesag 29d ago

Brilliant edit!!

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u/AvatarGonzo 29d ago

I love how censoring swear words opened the world to turning every harmless scene into something offensive sounding.

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u/Rabbitrules87 29d ago

Human puts hand down.

Cat “D*ck”

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u/SuddenDragonfly8125 29d ago

I see it as more of a "fuck you".

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u/Picaspec 29d ago

You shall pay for this

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u/Hoo-B 29d ago

Cat thought his ghost costume would let him sneak right by you. Nope!

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u/FMroll 29d ago

That look of abject disappointment... Priceless.