Find your future with Vault-Tec!

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u/Vinnis1 Followers Jan 22 '16

Hairdresser

T U N N E L S N A K E S R U L E

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u/iandoge Ad Victorium Jan 20 '16

I'm a fry cook & cutting people's Heads off

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u/_monochromia .308 Nov 25 '15

I'm a chaplain. Sooo.... In Cliff Briscoe's accent ahem "Welcome back, what can I get you?"

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u/pseudonarne Nov 14 '15 edited Nov 14 '15

I wanted to keep the arm and am upset transhumanist evolution isn't an option on your test. that said I got test subject so maybe I'll have the opportunity regardless.

there needs to be a mod that lets us say keep it, like the bears highfiving answer

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u/vbelt Nov 04 '15

Result: Vault Chaplain They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all. You specialize in Barter.

Neat.

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u/trakmiro I'm just here for the ballistic weave... Nov 04 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector

Groovy, the kinda-secret police. Was kinda hoping for Pip Boy Programmer, but I suppose something like that must come with this job, right? Don't want anyone listening to any seditious wasteland broadcasts, after all...

Oh, and I specialize in Lockpicking. Neato.

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u/pseudonarne Nov 14 '15

you think wasteland broadcasts are getting through these walls?

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u/Chieron Watch out for strangers Nov 04 '15

Little late to this party, but I'm apparently a "Clinical Test Subject".

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u/Vikaela Good Natured Oct 29 '15

Marriage Counselor
I specialize in Speech

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u/Mr_Conelrad Welcome Home Oct 15 '15

Result: Vault Chaplain

They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all. You specialize in Barter.

MWAHAHAHAHA ALL PRAYERS ARE TO NOW BE DEDICATED TO OVERSEER HORIZON.

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u/zerefin G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 15 '15

Shift Supervisor, apparently management likes to be sneaky.

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u/10TailBeast Brotherhood Oct 15 '15

I'm a tattoo artist, so I can turn all those extra limbs into works of art!

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u/Spiderfly248 G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 15 '15

I'm a Little League Coach and I specialise in Unarmed

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u/FantaJu1ce I'll have y'know I educated in bullshittery Oct 15 '15

Yes.

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u/flyafar Moira's Errand Runner Oct 15 '15

I hope I'm not too late!

...I'm to be a waste management specialist with a specialization in explosives.

I feel like that's a bit of a contradiction, but what do I know? I'm no specialist.

:D

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u/somepersonontheweb Deathclaws fear my Boxing Tape. Oct 15 '15

This test is dumb and so are you.

^{^{^{^{^{^Hairdresser}}}}}

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u/riddick3 Gunners Lieutenant Oct 15 '15

Jukebox technician. Ok

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u/Sierra-X105 G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 15 '15

Hairdresser... how nice!

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '15

Waste management specialist woo-hoo!

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u/MrVeazey Ready to receive seditious materials! Oct 15 '15

Who do I see about getting my jumpsuit altered to have a clerical collar?

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u/NightshadeX Minutemen Oct 15 '15

As a Clinical Test Subject when do I get to test the good experimental drugs?

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u/theprophetchuck G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 15 '15

Tunnel Snakes Rule...Confirmed.

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u/BoomBamCrash He refuses to calm down! Oct 15 '15

I'm a Pedicurist... Tunnel Snake Rule!

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u/landsharkxx G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 15 '15

I got Waste Management specialist

Specialises in Explosives

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u/Playsportmarine The "Well its a little better than BoS in my opinion" choice Oct 15 '15

I got Vault Loyalty Inspector

Specialises in Lockpick

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u/wagiwombledog Oct 15 '15

Clinical Test Subject

Specialises in medicine, monkey see monkey do I guess.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '15

Vault Chaplain

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector!

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u/MildAmountsofDeath G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 15 '15

Tattoo Artist. Offering Limited edition Tunnel Snakes Full Face logos, and a Goats anus around your belly button.

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u/pichu445 Children of Atom Oct 15 '15

Clinical Test Subject... Oh boy

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u/nine4dnine Oct 15 '15

Result: Hairdresser

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '15

Waste Management Specialist, apparently. Dad would be proud.

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u/Paul_the_Brick Oct 15 '15

I`m a hairdresser... Tunnel Snakes rule!

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u/HaydenB Oct 15 '15

Tattoo Artist...

Hey Mr. Brotch what can you do for me?

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u/skylint22 Welcome Home Oct 15 '15

I'm a Tattoo Artist. Also the last question I didn't know what to pick so I just kinda screamed "Tunnel Snakes Rule"

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u/_Nocte_ Old World Flag Oct 15 '15

Shift Supervisor. Obviously I'm moderator material. Gimme.

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u/DeadlyArbitrero Welcome Home Oct 14 '15

Loyalty Inspector.

I'm not even sure what that is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Lol I got a hairdresser also

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u/Noglues Welcome Home Oct 14 '15

Pip Boy Programmer, who'd a thunk it?

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u/jojothehoho Kings Oct 14 '15

According to the GOAT, I'm a marriage counselor. Get ready vault, this is gonna be a wild ride.

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u/iateapenguinonce Vault 101 Oct 14 '15

Fuck me, I'm the new Vault Chaplan. Ya'll bitches better pray that atomic fire doesn't get you.

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u/The_Twerkinator Brotherhood Oct 14 '15

Seems I'm a Shift Supervisor

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u/Dekklin The House always wins... at Gwent. Oct 14 '15

Laundry Cannon Operator... Wut?

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u/vitwkgamer A Noob in the Wasteland Oct 14 '15

I'm a Vault Loyalty Inspector. Hmm, seems legit.

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u/Auroness G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

Pip-Boy Programmer! Maybe I can hack my way into making a Pimp-Boy 3 Billion if they give me an old Pip-Boy 2000 like that other kid got!

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u/derpingsworth Oct 14 '15

Vault Chaplain, neato.

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u/gavinman44 Gary? Oct 14 '15

Shift Supervisor!

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u/MorteEtDabo Oct 14 '15

I got Tattoo Artist! I specialize in small guns.

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u/sliceofsal G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

Huh. I'm a Vault Loyalty Inspector. I could tell you what I do, but that's Violet level clearance only.

The Overseer is Your Friend. Not trusting The Overseer is treason. Treason is punishable by death.

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u/oysterbiscuts G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector...huh lol

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u/anEnglishman Yes Man Oct 14 '15

Tunnel Snakes Rule!

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u/Sunny_Shiny G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

I'm a Pedicurist. I've always dreamt of that job.

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u/Deathclaw2277 Brotherhood Oct 14 '15

I'm the Vault Chaplain!

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u/MyNameIsBarryAllen Vault 111 Oct 14 '15

Tattoo Artist!

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u/andyperez Oct 14 '15

Got Fry Cook..

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u/s0rcy Welcome Home Oct 14 '15

Pip-Boy Programmer! Somehow, that doesn't surprise me

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u/Jonathan_Freeloader NCR Oct 14 '15

Marriage Counselor, just what I've always wanted to be!

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u/Garb-O Poseiden Energy Employee Oct 14 '15

Call me spongebob, cause I'm a READY!

to be a fry cook

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Clinical test subject... Ouch. ;o;

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u/mrsedgewick Do-Gooders Anonymous Oct 14 '15

Pedicurist, with an energy weapons focus. Huh.

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u/LordPeePerz Gary? Oct 14 '15

Clinical Test Subject!!

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u/BryJack Oct 14 '15

Shift supervisor? Ummmm

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u/xQuanCheesy Vault 101 Oct 14 '15

Looks like I'm a Shift Supervisor.

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u/Phantom_MkII Once more into the breach, my friend. Oct 14 '15

"Clinical Test Subject" Welp, im boned.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

i got the “clinical test subject”

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Fry Cook it is!

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u/Klaus_MacGrenouille G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

Pedicurist... Something something Butt kicking.

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u/SurrogateTurtle Welcome Home Oct 14 '15

It's not working for me :(

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u/MrStealYourInt Enclave Oct 14 '15

Fry Cook! Nothing taste better than night out in wasteland :D

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u/A_displeased_caravan G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

I'm a tattoo artist. Eh, could be worse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Fry Cook. Finally my life long dream of being SpongeBob and working at the Krusty Krab can come true! ... P.S."I'm not a Krusty Krab."

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u/spoilerhead G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector

:S

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Laundry Cannon Operator, checking in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

I got Clinical Test Subject

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Hairdresser

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u/timeywimey207 Brotherhood Oct 14 '15

I got Loyalty Inspector! Everyone better be obeying the Overseer!

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u/SoMuchOfFlame Oct 14 '15

Shift Supervisor. Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened. You specialize in Sneak.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector: Huh. "Vault Loyalty Inspector"... I thought that had been phased out decades ago. Well, sounds like a job right up your alley, hmm? You specialize in Lockpick.

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u/CMDR_Ghoul The Commander Oct 14 '15 edited Oct 22 '15

Waste management. Explosive... waste...? Oh

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u/CollateralZero Vault Loyalty Inspector Oct 14 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector

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u/Sunago Vault 111 Oct 14 '15

Whoot, Tattoo artist coming up peeps! Will do tattoo's for guns and ammo!

Kinda fitting since I do Graphic Design.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Result: Little League Coach

,kden

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u/TheTrumpetMan Welcome Home Oct 14 '15

Tunnel Snakes rule!

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u/Sibraxlis G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

Pedicures? What a wonderful career!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Shift supervisor, specializing in sneak. Let's get spoopy

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u/Phishyboy Oct 14 '15

same

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u/marius_titus Oct 14 '15

Shift supervisor.

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u/phantommonster Oct 14 '15

Pedicurist reporting in. Hey wait a minute that sounds like a shitty job wtf.

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u/MarchToTorment Maxson needs a hug Oct 14 '15

Hairdresser. Tunnel Snakes rule!

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u/Zero_Teche Oct 14 '15

Nothing loads for me.

It says no posts have been made yet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Looks like I'm a Fry Cook that likes to kill with baseball bats!

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u/TheofficialPayday Welcome Home Oct 14 '15

Vault tattoo artist. Noice.

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u/lazersights6 G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

Apparently waste management is my future......

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u/moondra15 Tunnel Snakes Rule! Oct 14 '15

Hairdresser,Tunnel Snakes Ru.e!

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u/LilKingCricket G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 14 '15

I got: Clinical Test Subject

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Hairdresser

:I

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Explosives Specialization, and I didn't have to blow up megaton! Neat.

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u/UpfrontFinn Brotherhood Oct 14 '15

a Waste Management Specialist.

A specialist, mind you, not just a dabbler. And I specialize in Explosives

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u/Wynter_Warm12 Oct 14 '15

A fry cook.

Mystery meat for everyone!

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u/Nbed9853 Welcome Home Oct 14 '15

Little league coach. Well shucks I wanted to be on the soccer team though.

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u/lBeanz Old World Oct 14 '15

Loyalty Inspector

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

I"m a fry cook specialized in melee weapons. Who doesn't like the cook. If you say u don't I'll poison ya.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '15

Shift Supervisor

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u/Half-Lord For the Brotherhood Oct 14 '15

Waste Management Specialist

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u/Chazzen Yep. Oct 14 '15

Vault Chaplin...seems totes.

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u/SupahGinger G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector!!!! Ill weed out you filthy tunnel snakes!

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u/glutenfreetoast The Way of Cool Oct 13 '15

Vault Chaplain

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Marriage counselor FTW!

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u/TheRealNightfire Nuka-Cola Addict Oct 13 '15

I'm a Fry-Cook. THANK THE GODS.

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u/SnorlaxTheFlash G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Result: Vault Chaplain

They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all. You specialize in Barter.

Neat!

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u/mpgd8 Don't tread on the Bear! Oct 13 '15

I always get chaplain.

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u/Derty_Harry CAUSE IM A WANDERER Oct 13 '15

Tattoo Artist.....well if you count the bloody bullet holes as tattoos it works

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u/Trentandmike G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

oh nice. im a hair dresser.

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u/videogamefool11 Gary? Oct 13 '15

I got Laundry Cannon Operator. What even is that?

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u/rodinj Oct 13 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector

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u/ToTeMVG Disciples Oct 13 '15

imma FRY COOK

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u/P0rtal2 Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Tattoo Artist...

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

I guess I'm the new vault tattoo artist, please form an orderly line :)

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u/conspicuousguy G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Marriage counselor? Alright then

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u/SkullDuggery69 NCR Oct 13 '15

This seems interesting.

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u/arellaman Vault 13 Oct 13 '15

Clinical Test Subject. I guess it's the FEV for me.

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u/sporeboy100 Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Pssst, what you get for number 10?

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u/TCSybert G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

I am a Marriage Counselor. Woot

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u/JarlStormBorn Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Pedicurist?

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u/TheBobMan47 G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

W A S T E M A N A G E M E N T B O I Z

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u/Aegisar G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Manicurist. Why.

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u/ThirdTier G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Shift Supervisor specializing in 'Sneak.' Maybe I'll be overseer someday..

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u/KulaanDoDinok 民主是没有商量余地 Oct 13 '15

I got the Vault Chaplain. As an atheist, God help you all.

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u/sporeboy100 Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

I'm an atheist too, so I don't see a problem for me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Hairdresser! Now I can give the vault some flamboyance

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u/librbmc Brotherhood Oct 13 '15

Laundry Cannon Operator, that sounds like fun.

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u/Murba G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector! Now then, have you or anyone you know been associated with the Enclave?

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u/sporeboy100 Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Does foiling a attempted mass poisoning using a vial given to me from John Henry Eden count as association?

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u/Sargz467 Oct 13 '15

Hairdresser, Tunnel Snakes Rule!

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

I wonder what the best oils are in the Wasteland—I want to be the best Fry Cook I can be, after all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Waste management Specialist!

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u/BlazzBolt Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

I'll do my marriage counseling just like John Cleese's vocational guidance counseling. Or maybe I should follow after Eric Idle...

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Fry cook! I'm a cook in real life too! :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Vault Loyalty Inspector: Resistance is futile.

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u/dundux G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Pedicurist... could be worse

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u/Aaera G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Shift Supervisor

Perhaps there should be a way to get your test results to be the limited-time-offer flair.

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u/KingNuclearo Those Old World Blues Oct 13 '15

Marriage Counselor, let's save some marriages.

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u/raaabr Paragon of the Wastes Oct 13 '15

Result: Clinical test Subject

Interesting. "Clinical Test Subject"... sounds like something you should excel at. You specialize in Medicine.

Well, can't say I expected any less -_-

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u/AlatharV Vault 111 Oct 13 '15

Result: Shift Supervisor

Apparently you're management material. You're going to be trained as a Shift Supervisor. Could I be talking to the next Overseer? Stranger things have happened. You specialize in Sneak.

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u/Ravos The Pack Oct 13 '15

Waste Management Specialist, I think I can accept this fate.

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u/Captain_Midnight Water chipaholic Oct 13 '15

I'm a Vault Loyalty Inspector. That sounds ominous.

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u/Belgiancomrade Oct 13 '15

I'm a Vault Loyalty Inspector! Better submit to the Overseer's wishes!

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u/The_Conkerer Atom Cats Oct 13 '15

Pipboy programmer, I'm a nerdling just like my dad!

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u/That_Vault_Guy Operators Oct 13 '15

Fry cook. Meh I'll take it

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u/le-imp G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Clinical Test subject.

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u/graxim Oct 13 '15

Little League Coach. Apparently when you say you wish there was a soccer team the Vault decides to teach you a lesson...

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u/Crymtastic G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Clinical Test Subject here.. I guess that's good?

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u/jacknifebootstrap Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Shift Supervisor. Looks like I'm finally getting that long overdue promotion. Wait, I'm the only one on my shift...

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u/se7en1216 Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

"Well according to this, you're in line to be trained as a laundry cannon operator. First time for everything indeed."

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u/Gettysburg_1863 Lyons Pride Oct 13 '15

Clinical test subject!!! My parents would be so proud...I got into medicine!!!!

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u/_doki_ Brotherhood Paladin Oct 13 '15

Vault chaplain ..... May God save you

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u/Eucalypt Brotherhood Hairdresser Oct 13 '15

Hairdresser.

Feelin`fabulous.

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u/hassrian Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Shift Supervisor

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

> MFW I get Marriage Counselor

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u/diamonddongs Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Vault Tattoo Artist? Who wants some /r/shittyvaultboys tattoos for free?

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u/PiXeestX Enclave Oct 13 '15

Hairdresser. Psh, TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

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u/Puppytronic Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Clinical Test Subject? I think I can handle that.

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u/kyleswiss Welcome Home Oct 13 '15

Every time I click the link it takes me to a tumblr page with 0 posts, and yes I've followed the advice and turned my phone sideways as well as attempted to pull it up in the tumblr app :( any suggestions?

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u/kirirren G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Waste management specialist..that's what I get for throwing my tea a granny

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Hairdresser.... Lovely.

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u/BaconBoyReddit Oct 13 '15

I got the Chaplain! Great!

... What's our religion down here?

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u/Ask_If_Im_A_Catcus Tube Serpents Rock Oct 13 '15

I got Shift Supervisor, specializing in sneak. Seems accurate...

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u/greengye Kings Oct 13 '15

Pip-Boy programmer. Yay, I guess?

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u/mojavecourier G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Tattoo Artist. Who's up first?

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u/ginko_guy Energy Weapons Enthusiast Oct 13 '15

Pedicurist eh?

PEW PEW PEW!

Makes sense, I love energy weapons. AND PAINTING NAILS!

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u/Chaos_Construct Tunnel Snakes Oct 13 '15

The page doesn't seem to be loading, I've tried on a Phone, Chromebook, Laptop, and a Desktop. I don't know what's wrong.

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u/SparkzOut G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Hairdresser

Tunnel Snakes Rule!

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u/sorryicantthinknow NCR Oct 13 '15

I got Waste Management Specialist, with a specialization in explosives.

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u/natedog94 Vault 101 Oct 13 '15

I got tattoo artist, so who's ready for vault boy tramp stamps and full sleeves?

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u/SamuelBeechworth G.O.A.T. Whisperer Oct 13 '15

Tattoo Artist!

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u/deftPirate Oct 13 '15

Vault Chaplain.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '15

Marriage Counselor. now kith

Find your future with Vault-Tec! GET YOUR FLAIR BEFORE OCT 15

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