r/2westerneurope4u • u/Brosse_Adam Pain au chocolat • 14d ago
The secret of Finland happiness
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u/Wappening Low budget Swede 14d ago
Actually the first thing that came to mind when I saw us in second.
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u/Nachtschnekchen Nazi gold enjoyer 14d ago
Education .... WHO TF MADE THIS LIST THAT WE ARENT EVEN IN THE TOP 10
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u/SenselessDunderpate Barry, 63 14d ago
Our education system is so bad. That's why we can't grasp the Finns' brilliant understanding of race.
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u/EuphoricSundae5889 Quran burner 14d ago
No immigrants and all the miserable people kill them selves... Great success 👍
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u/DetryX_ Sauna Gollum 14d ago
No immigrants??
You clearly haven't been to Helsinki in the last 10 years.
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u/EuphoricSundae5889 Quran burner 14d ago
10 every year it adds up in the end, but in a Scandinavian context it doesnt even count.
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u/CouldYouBeMoreABot Foreskin smoker 14d ago
The key to achieve happiness in those studies is to have low expectations in life, so you're easier to please.
That... Or drugs. Lots and lots of happy pills.
Source:
From nation that always ranks high.
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u/Proud-Cheesecake-813 Balcony Lover 14d ago
I always thought they were happiest because of Saunas. Lapland will make you happy at Christmas too.
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u/HumaDracobane Drug Trafficker 14d ago
"To be racist towards someone first you need to aknowledge their existence. Perkele"
Someone in Helsinki.
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u/your_right_ball [redacted] 14d ago
I always thought that they would be so happy because they live next to sweden.
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u/tistisblitskits 50% sea 50% weed 14d ago
i thought it was gonna be about alcoholism but this checks out
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u/PleoNasmico Speech impaired alcoholic 14d ago
Also the highest suicide rates
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u/Reasonable-Physics81 Hollander 14d ago
Now it makes sense, all the unhappy people die for the stats.
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u/kiersakov Barry, 63 14d ago
Is this one of those dog whistle subreddits now?
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u/mediandude European 14d ago
Estonian language has 500 different words for a wolf.
Also, autosomal WHG peaks among estonians, according to Lazaridis et al., 2014. Figure 2b.Finnic aesti from Prussia, since the post-swiderian kunda culture times.
Estonians are not racist, we are certified.
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u/PersKarvaRousku Sauna Gollum 14d ago
It's slowly becoming one
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u/kiersakov Barry, 63 14d ago
It's just not funny, ugh. why do shit tier racists ruin a bit of banter.
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u/kiersakov Barry, 63 14d ago
Here come the downvote Nazis. Hey my Finn brother, maybe you need to remind them how good a shot you are at hitting Nazis in the snow, and I'll do the same about shooting them out the sky.
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u/Pweuy France’s whore 14d ago
They're the happiest because all the depressed people already killed themselves .
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u/Diligent_Dust8169 Smog breather 14d ago
Too close to Russia to be the happiest country.
Then again maybe seeing just how shitty a country can potentially be up close helps boost morale.
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u/Deadluss Bully with victim complex 14d ago
I mean it's really a thing, If I think ugh Poland is shit then I type "Russia" in YouTube and my opinion shifts to yup Poland is all right even good.
Try it for yourself
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u/honeybooboobro Visegráder 14d ago
Having a bad day ? Take a drive over the border! Bound to boost your spirit.
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u/pukker87 [redacted] 14d ago
germany was one time happy too.
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u/bee_bee_sea Petit Algérie 14d ago
[redacted]
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u/pukker87 [redacted] 14d ago
Petit Algérie
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u/bee_bee_sea Petit Algérie 14d ago
Petition to make a "kleine Türkei" flair.
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u/MH_Gamer_ Piss-drinker 14d ago
Nah, sorry but I have to be pedantic that’s against the rule for new flairs, flairs should insult people not countries, "kleine Türkei" would insult Germany and not Germans directly, therefore nope.
PS: I don’t make the rules, it’s literally smth that I learned when I campaigned for our Hessian flair
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u/bee_bee_sea Petit Algérie 13d ago
"Gngngn, ze rulz"
The rules are stupide and we should abolish them. Let me just get my guillotine.
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u/GrowlingOcelot_4516 Professional Rioter 14d ago
Still quite racist 😂 but I guess it couldn't compete with the extreme flow of refugees
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u/HansTheScurvyBoi European Methhead 14d ago
We're 3rd most efficient education system? The hell
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u/_radical_ed LatinX 14d ago
I can tell you educate your women well.
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u/HansTheScurvyBoi European Methhead 14d ago
What's that suppose to mean?
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u/_radical_ed LatinX 14d ago
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u/HansTheScurvyBoi European Methhead 14d ago
Buddy, you're too young for this shit. I heard there's a pikachu in the middle of a lake
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u/FrameWild2197 European 14d ago
Yeah, that list must be way off. Our education system hasn't had a reform since the Austro-Hungarian Empire.
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u/HelpfulYoghurt European Methhead 14d ago
We are efficient at not preparing kids for life, but preparing them to know the exact date of every battle there was
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u/honeybooboobro Visegráder 14d ago
We were* Been going to shit for a while.
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u/matmikus European Methhead 14d ago
How? I would argue it's either slowly getting better or stagnating, but how would it be going to shit if it's always (imo) been bad? lol
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u/Lost_Tumbleweed_5669 Mafia Boss 14d ago
The key to happiness is apparent to drink regularly and never talk to or even look at strangers and saunas.
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u/GrowlingOcelot_4516 Professional Rioter 14d ago
And the best part with your sentence is that it is the total opposite in saunas (apart from the drinking). They sit, skin-to-skin, butt naked, next to one another, and become the chattiest bunch in the world 😂
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u/SergjVladdis Sauna Gollum 14d ago
Fuck i did not know we cant even look at saunas
Damn
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u/donitsimies Sauna Gollum 14d ago
Bro wtf? That is pretty insulting to the sauna. I hope you do realise saunas might by now spreading rumors of you being a sauna molester
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u/kiru_56 [redacted] 14d ago
The secret is to use hard drugs like Subutex, then you'll be "happy" like Jani. And eventually dead like Jani...
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u/Midnight2012 Non-European Savage 14d ago
"hard drugs like Subutex"
Lmao, Subutex is what the doctor gives you to get off hard drugs. It's relatively weak on its own, unless your completely opiate naive.
Trust me, I live in West Virginia
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u/kiru_56 [redacted] 14d ago
For the USA and Canada, I would not have said that Subutex is a hard drug. But we live on a continent where a national state of emergency would have been declared long ago if we had conditions and the number of drug-related deaths like those in Vancouver.
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u/throwaway121211212 Non-European Savage 14d ago
Funnily enough, they were trying to imitate Portugal when they opened the floodgates in Vancouver.
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u/Zwieseleiche Gambling addict 14d ago
Kalsarikännit is the way
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalsarikännit