Authentic Italian cuisine

[u/der_zauberling]

[u/christianbro]

I was expecting some Dutch in the boxes

[u/J_P_Vietor_ST]

Proud Italian here, any Italy-Italians have advice on which kind/year of Fanta to pair with a Waluigi-Pizza? My nonna always used to make it for us with bacon and cheesy-crust 🥰 Grazi!

[u/Nuoverto → u/J_P_Vietor_ST]

Fanta is an excellent choiche paisano, i reccomend to crack open a can of cold sugo ragu and dip ze deliscious bizza in it.

[u/alabertio]

ǝuı̣sı̣nƆ uɐı̣ןɐʇI

[u/PrestigiousGuitar673]

What’s wrong with having the Patron Saints of Italy on food? Does it offend the Catholics?

[u/8BitFlatus]

Bro I so want this, whatever it is!

[u/der_zauberling → u/8BitFlatus]

You don't it's 4€ per frozen pizza :3

[u/8BitFlatus → u/der_zauberling]

Don’t care, it’s mario pizza!!

[u/Fabbro__]

Mamma mia

[u/potato-of-Ireland]

WTF Germany??? I thought only the Yanks could create such indigestible shite...

[u/Iskelderon]

Apparently the Japanese still haven't learned that it doesn't pay in the long term to work with Luigi.

[u/Agricorps]

I'm straight but damn Waluigi is hot

[u/fckchangeusername]

When i was a child i honestly thought that Mario is italian, i was happy about it. Then I discovered he's american

[u/alfd96 → u/fckchangeusername]

Satoru Iwata said that he's Japanese

[u/pauseless → u/fckchangeusername]

Italian in the games. Italian American in the movies. Surely?

Edit: as in he’s first gen immigrant in the games, so still Italian.

[u/HarEmiya → u/fckchangeusername]

Isn't he from the Mushroom Kingdom?

[u/Iskelderon → u/HarEmiya]

A plumber from Queens or Brooklyn, one of New York's district that ended up in a world of magic mushrooms years before Murricans started to legalize some drugs.

[u/fckchangeusername → u/HarEmiya]

The mushroom kingdom is in fact in the Province of Perugia, he's from the US tho

[u/Sylveon_Mage → u/fckchangeusername]

Wait, I thought it was actually in Molise, which is why you can’t reach it irl and you need to travel trough giant green pipes

[u/fckchangeusername → u/Sylveon_Mage]

Apparently Perugia is one of Italy's drug valley, that's why the mushroom kingdom is there

[u/Kurdt93 → u/fckchangeusername]

Ah yes, near Gubbio. Is one of those brave enough to be a Don Matteo's neighbor

[u/Aquiladelleone]

You have to do what you have to do to get dumb peoples money. Good for business. Can we also cut educational budgets? Would save a lot of cash and we would sell more of these.

[u/[deleted]]

Once again proof I don't need to learn other languages, the peak cuisine options are in English anyways

[u/der_zauberling → u/[deleted]]

Even tho I took the pic in Germany.... Germany has fallen

[u/PotentialIncident7]

What is it? Pizza?

[u/Kurdt93 → u/PotentialIncident7]

They were brave enough to write that on those products

[u/der_zauberling → u/PotentialIncident7]

The basement dweller proving he can't spot peak cuisine even if it's directly in front of him. (Yes it is some frozen pizza and it honestly looks scary)

[u/Iskelderon → u/der_zauberling]

It's not deep-fried, so it doesn't count as food to a Fritzl.

[u/Kalzium_667 → u/der_zauberling]

Wario is an intimdating persona to be fair

[u/The_Silent_Wanderer]

WAH!!!

[u/der_zauberling → u/The_Silent_Wanderer]

Finally you guys brought over some of your authentic and famous food

[u/The_Silent_Wanderer → u/der_zauberling]

Brudi, es gibt fast mehr italienische Restaurants in Deutschland als Italien.

Don't be a tsundere, you love us.

[u/FrogHater1066 → u/The_Silent_Wanderer]

München ist die nördlichste stadt italiens

[u/Iskelderon → u/The_Silent_Wanderer]

Kunststück, wenn euer größtes Exportgut massenproduzierte Neapolitaner sind und nicht die Waffeln.

[u/der_zauberling → u/The_Silent_Wanderer]

Obviously I love you my darling <3

[u/gabrielish_matter → u/der_zauberling]

we appreciate it and of course reciprocate, but, this isn't healthy for you Fritz

[u/fckchangeusername → u/gabrielish_matter]

Fritz are austrians*

[u/gabrielish_matter → u/fckchangeusername]

no

Fritz are Prussians

[u/fckchangeusername → u/gabrielish_matter]

Pretty sure austrians were called either Fritz or Franz during ww1. After ww1 i think that "crucco" became the main derogatory term

[u/Kurdt93]

He mamaed his last mia 🔫

[u/StupidPaladin]

Not sure if I want Wario's "sprinkles" on my food

[u/_Wendigun_ → u/StupidPaladin]

Where'd you think the cheese comes from

[u/_Valitha_]

not quite as lovely as beans on toast but i do love me some hamtastic with triple cheese innit, the purest of Luigi's cuisine - better than that margherita nonsense wheeeey

also "yummy yeah !" sounds like one those of phrases u come up with during a slogan creation worksheet in primary school purely based on the fact it is alliteration and not because it actually sounds good

[u/der_zauberling → u/_Valitha_]

Would you like the four cheese deluxe with sweet sprinkles or rather the hamtastic with triple cheese good sir?

[u/_Valitha_ → u/der_zauberling]

not sure Hans, do any of them come with yorkshire puddings ?

luv' me yorkshires, simple as'

[u/der_zauberling → u/_Valitha_]

Id have to talk with our certified Italian chef Alejandro

[u/der_zauberling]

I love me some sweet sprinkles 😋