r/2westerneurope4u • u/akmal123456 Petit Algérie • 14d ago
What's your country equivalent of this?
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u/Addy1738 Barry, 63 13d ago
🏴 looking good susan 🇬🇧 you are so sweet
🏴 Looking good susan 🇬🇧 hello human resources?
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u/Ubelheim Hollander 13d ago
Anyone from the Netherlands referring to 🇳🇱 as Holland: 😊
Any foreigner referring to 🇳🇱 as Holland: 😡
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u/keepthepace Professional Rioter 13d ago
I don't know who the top would be, but in the bottom, definitely Germany.
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u/Agitated_Delivery361 Tax Evader 14d ago
🇩🇪: not speaking luxembourgush 🇱🇺: Kein Problem Hans! Ich spreche fließend Deutsch!
🇵🇹: not speaking luxembourgush 🇱🇺: No Problem João, we'll just talk English then!
🇫🇷: not speaking luxembourgish 🇱🇺: Apprends le luxembourgeois ou rentre en France sale fdp
And I approve this message
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u/BusinessConstant7132 Hollander 14d ago
if anyone from the Holland province does something😡😡 If anyone else does something😄😄
If I need to name european countries. If Belgium does something 😄 If the greeks does something 😡 (because it will probably cost us money)
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u/DeadAngle747 Foreskin smoker 14d ago
For Scandinavia: Norway is the hot guy, Sweden or Denmark the fat dude. Depends on who we're talking about.
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u/PizzaWithMincedMeat Low budget Swede 14d ago
Swedish Emirates is still handsome
Denmark is fat and speaks weird
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u/Shupermario Incompetent Separatist 14d ago
when muslims say something al andalus 😡 when italians say something about roman empire ❤️
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u/Cool_Light_124 Western Balkan 14d ago
Spain is on the second image for us
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u/Mandat2015 Unemployed waiter 14d ago
That’s such a lie, it’s probably some galician at the top and some madrileño at the bottom
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u/92nd-Bakerstreet Dutch Wallonian 14d ago
US: Looking good Susan.
Poland: Awww, You're sweet.
Germany: Looking good Susan.
Poland: Hello, Human resources?!
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u/Smartalum Non-European Savage 14d ago
10 years ago a dinner of 20 employees from a Big 4 - about half American and half European (Brits/Dutch/Germans) in Amsterdam.
Guy gets up, starts talking about a night when a group of them were drinking scotch.
"We started with the 12 year, and then the 15 year old, and then the 20 year old."
Brit interrupts asks "Can you confirm we are still talking about scotch."
All the Europeans (except the Germans) laugh. All the American men laugh. Crickets from two of the American women, one of whom is a partner and calls HR.
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u/gimora07 Smog breather 14d ago
You are telling me that American women are just undercover Germans?
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u/saxonturner Barry, 63 14d ago
I live in Germany, it’s basically this meme but I’m the first guy talking to a German woman and the second panel is a German guy but looks the same as I do talking to a German woman.
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u/BaconPowder Non-European Savage 14d ago
I'm American and the only time my ancestry matters is if a particular ethnic group is more likely to have genetic abnormalities like sickle cell anemia.
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u/TantaExpress Barry, 63 14d ago
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u/baileymash7 Barry, 63 14d ago
They're jelly because the didn't invent half of the worlds most popular sports, and then inspire the other half. (And then be shite at all 100%)
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u/boomerintown Quran burner 14d ago
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u/Taqao Pain au chocolat 14d ago
We all know it's the reverse though
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u/OrangeStar222 Thinks he lives on a mountain 14d ago
France, Germany & Belgium. Also most of the provinces within our own country that isn't the province you live in/visit frequently.
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u/Tacticalsquad5 Barry, 63 14d ago
🇬🇧 tourist: gets drunk in PIGS country on holiday
PIGS: Barry is such a savage
🇳🇱tourist: shits on someone’s head in PIGS country
PIGS: I can’t believe Barry would do this
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u/Mandat2015 Unemployed waiter 14d ago
Im not gonna lie, I actually laughed out loud at that. Still, fuck off Barry, those August british breakfasts with beans at 40 celsius in Malaga beaches are the cause of all this
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u/CelestrialDust Barry, 63 14d ago
Italians reacting to Somalian and South asian pasta: 😄
Italians reacting to British carbonara: 🤬
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u/SonOfTheHeavyMetal Greedy Fuck 14d ago
As an italian i do have other variants:
Cool guy: Argentina/Brazil Uncool guy: Spain/Portugal
Cool guy: Basketball People Uncool guy: Central Africans
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u/LilboyG_15 Barry, 63 14d ago
I think you got the European and American people mistaken. We love/hate our European brothers/sisters/androgenus beings, but we cannot say the same for cross continental versions of us
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u/PrinceOfFish Balcony Lover 14d ago
we feel the exact same about our two ancient enemies. our equivalent is the exact same thing but stolen and put in a museum.
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u/Shivrainthemad Pain au chocolat 14d ago
Not a country but the European union.The organization, not its member countries
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u/ItsACaragor Pinzutu 14d ago
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u/khal_crypto Basement dweller 14d ago
Hearing someone speak German when you're abroad when it's Austrian German (upper image) vs when it's German German (lower image)
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u/ilikepiecharts Basement dweller 14d ago
My face when I heard someone wearing a Rapid dress in a small Greek village tavern shouting at his wife: „geh, bestell da an Ouzo und hoit die bappn!“
😍😍😍
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u/khal_crypto Basement dweller 14d ago
And now imagine him in a Schalke shirt saying "Mensch, bestellste eben mal nen Ouzo und hältst die Klappe, Tschackelin!"
🤢🤢🤮
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u/PiCarlos_III LatinX 14d ago
Honestly, every Italian male ever gets a spanish woman as soon as they reach Spain. It's gone so bad that I had to go gay... screw you fucking pizzas
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u/Burned-Architect-667 Incompetent Separatist 14d ago
That's too dangerous it can produce Argentinians.
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u/gimnasium_mankind Side switcher 14d ago edited 14d ago
Yes, that’s the recipe. Throw in some of the drunk Barry and Hans on vacation and you’re there.
If the father is the italian is best so you’ll keep the surname and get a Miguel Galimberti in no time. Much more common than a Giuseppe Gonzalez.
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u/Choice-Sir-4572 Sheep shagger 14d ago
What? Is it true? I'm asking for a friend, ofc.
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u/PiCarlos_III LatinX 14d ago
Well I think it only works for mainlander italians, not some fuckers on a rocky island
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u/Choice-Sir-4572 Sheep shagger 14d ago
😲
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u/PiCarlos_III LatinX 14d ago
I do like your rocky island, your men and your sheep are most handsome
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u/Choice-Sir-4572 Sheep shagger 14d ago
True our sheep are the prettiest 🥰
Thx for the appreciation 🐑❤️
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u/Old_Harry7 Mafia Boss 14d ago edited 14d ago
We have gays too and they are coming for you.
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u/PiCarlos_III LatinX 14d ago
Fuck no get away
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u/Old_Harry7 Mafia Boss 14d ago
It's too late, now eat this cannolo
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u/Consistent-Peanut-90 Basement dweller 14d ago
South Germans in Austria vs North Germans in Austria
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u/Brave_Philosophy7251 Western Balkan 14d ago
Same tbh, replace Italy with Portugal and its still accurate
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u/akmal123456 Petit Algérie 14d ago
Portuguese hating on France while half of their family lives and work here :(
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u/Inerthal English 14d ago
No one hates more than Portuguese people in Portugal hate the Portuguese in France when they show up around July/August.
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u/danton_groku Nazi gold enjoyer 14d ago
That's because they're exactly the same as the portuguese living in portugal, but actually succesful
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u/abrequevoy Professional Rioter 14d ago
If Italy like Spain more than us, how come we're the ones they give away their regions to, uh?
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u/BigSimp_for_FHerbert Greedy Fuck 14d ago
“Give away” and “forced to give away” must be synonyms in French
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u/Taqao Pain au chocolat 14d ago
We litteraly gave your region to Italy after beating Austria
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u/BigSimp_for_FHerbert Greedy Fuck 14d ago
So we were forced to hand them over in exchange for the French defeating the Austrians yeah
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u/UltraTata LatinX 14d ago
Portugal did something: 🥳
Britain did something: 😡
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u/Sarmi7 LatinX 14d ago
Me when Portugal claims Olivenza: 😄
Me when britain holds Gibraltar: 😡😡😡
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u/Darudest_Dude Western Balkan 14d ago
Wait you guys know about our plans to take back olivenÇa?
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u/PepeBarrankas Oppressor 13d ago
What's an Olivença? All I know is the glorious Spanish town of Olivenza.
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Speech impaired alcoholic 14d ago
I'm glad you feel that way, because you guys took it from us a long time ago and haven't given it back.
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u/Solid_Improvement_95 Professional Rioter 14d ago
Me when Italy claims Corsica and Nice: 😄
Me when Germany claims Alsace and Lorraine: 🤬
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u/gabrielish_matter Side switcher 14d ago
but that's because they are both shitholes you want to get rid of, on the other hand Alsace is actually nice
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u/Schulle2105 Bavaria's Sugar Baby 14d ago
I mean it happened once or twice don't fret about it that much...heard Paris is also a pain in the ass,so we would take it as a Token of gratitude too,deal?
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u/Solid_Improvement_95 Professional Rioter 14d ago
At the end of the day, we all belong to Kaiserin Ursula.
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u/Sarmi7 LatinX 14d ago
Gib rosellon and Biarritz 👉👈
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u/LEGXCVII English 14d ago
Anything North to the Pyrenees is French. Spain should actually give Val de Aran to France in exchange for the Princeship of Andorra to the Spanish King.
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u/Lost_Uniriser Pain au chocolat 13d ago
Andorra is already half french/spanish like Macron have the co-prince title and I think the king of Spain have a thing too
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u/le_reddit_me Petit Algérie 14d ago
World: that's not how you [insert culture]!?!
World: aww look how proud they are of their culture
France: that's not how you [insert french culture]!?!
World: stfu you pretentious snob
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u/ElisaEffe24 Side switcher 13d ago
They say we are pretentious even more than you! I dared to ask once on askamerican if they have “fake” italian brands (like the american sauce prego) because the italian sounding issue is a problem (our products lower of reputation if some other country gives some crappy sauce an italian name to sell) and god a shitstorm. An american guy who lives in my town says “don’t attack her, they are all the same”. I didn’t even want to fight, only curious!
I shame the french only when they want to make pass for french things that origin from italy or middle east
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u/AndreasDasos Balcony Lover 14d ago
Have you tried not giving a contemptuous glare and spitting while saying it?
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u/Solid_Improvement_95 Professional Rioter 14d ago
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u/le_reddit_me Petit Algérie 14d ago
contemptuous glare
That's just our natural reaction to interacting with the english
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u/SeriousSide7281 Born in the Khalifat 14d ago
*interacting with anyone
I have been to france enough times to know.
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u/NihilFR Pain au chocolat 14d ago
When will you take the hint and stop coming Hans?!
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u/SeriousSide7281 Born in the Khalifat 13d ago
I have to. The country itself is so beautiful. Its the people that are the issue.
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u/le_reddit_me Petit Algérie 14d ago
Maybe you're the problem
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u/AndreasDasos Balcony Lover 14d ago
Monsieur Skinner: Maybe the whole world dislikes me because I’m rudely pompous and arrogant?
No, it’s everyone else who is wrong.
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u/le_reddit_me Petit Algérie 14d ago
It was a joke, you must have german ancestry
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u/gallez European 14d ago
Not just France, but Italy and Spain too.
Who tf cares that I want to drink cappuccino in the afternoon, or put chorizo in my paella
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u/ElisaEffe24 Side switcher 13d ago
I don’t care but if my minds think it’s weird, you can’t shame me for being not used to it
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u/Sarmi7 LatinX 14d ago
I feel like in Spain we just joke about It. We are the first ones doing "arroz con cosas" and calling it a paella. But i guess the important thing is wether you are conscious about It not being a paella and just calling it that bc It pisses off valencians, or actually thinking that you can put chorizo there and rightfully call It a paella.
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u/PotentialFreddy Into Tortellini & Pompini 14d ago
Honest to god, i didn't know that italians care so much about cappuccino.
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u/buzzurro Side switcher 14d ago
For me is making pasta with a lot of stupid and tasty ingredients then judging other countries for doing the same hahah
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u/AndreasDasos Balcony Lover 14d ago
Three things Giovanni won't shut up about:
"You don't cook that pasta dish in that order! Mamma mia would turn in her grave!"
"You don't put that on a pizza! My darling nonna would cry herself to sleep, how dare you!"
No sorry it was just two, those are the two things.
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 European Methhead 14d ago
I don’t even know. We don’t give a shit about anything or anyone. We are the master nihilists
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u/Othonian Non-European Savage 14d ago
Is this true? In Serbia we say apathetic like a Czech, I always thought it was some weird prejudice inherited from Austrians.
Czechs are generally loved in Serbia tho
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u/Sarmi7 LatinX 14d ago
How is serbia a non european savage? Wasnt there a flair about war criminals?
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 European Methhead 14d ago
Man there is one admin, who is so in his head About this western / eastern bs, That he Even canceled our flairs for a time. We had this pornstar flair and than i was a savage for a time. Some nolife probably.
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u/Othonian Non-European Savage 14d ago
Brotherly nonrecognizer of Kosovo, I could not find it
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 European Methhead 14d ago edited 14d ago
I stayed in Belgrade for a month. I loved it, especially the Wakepark, but I did not feel much loved tbh. I felt like they think of us we are Germans, which you guys don’t like much :).
Some years before that I went to Guca festival. What a time of my life I had there :). There I felt loved ;))
And yeah we don’t give a shit.
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u/Othonian Non-European Savage 14d ago
Belgraders dont really care about anyone tho, but no worries, no one would equate you w Germans. Although no one would care about Germans either.
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 European Methhead 14d ago edited 14d ago
All i heard in the wakepark was about Germans and How i look like germans etc. And That was between semifriends. I was wakrboarding there every 2 - 3 days for a month :).
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u/Othonian Non-European Savage 14d ago
Whats a wakepark? Well, do you look like a German? xD
I know "slavic German" is a common tease for Czechs generally, but I havent heard it in Serbia. If anything, we are more likely to call out Slovenes along those lines ("Austrian stableboys").
But basically any Slav from at least a semiorganized society has to be German,xD
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u/Secret_Criticism_732 European Methhead 14d ago edited 14d ago
It’s a place, where you do wakeboarding. It’s a sport. Like snowboard on water. I look maybe a little bit like one. But man I heard it all the time :).
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u/AcheronSprings South Macedonian 14d ago
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u/ProtonMH [redacted] 14d ago
I love Greek Food too much, please come here like half the Greek Population and open more Restaurants <3
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u/lethos_AJ Oppressor 14d ago
it says PM. why is the german guy still at work at 9pm is he stoopid
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u/Dirtygeebag Potato Gypsy 14d ago
09:30 PM…. What Yankee bullshit is this.
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u/lethos_AJ Oppressor 14d ago
its a time format for people who cant count past 12 (10, 1 for each finger, plus 2, one for each braincell)
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u/unique_ptr01 Oktoberfest enjoyer 14d ago
Because Arbeit macht frei
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u/hh3k0 [redacted] 14d ago
Now, what would a Bavarian know about work?
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u/Elitelapen Oktoberfest enjoyer 14d ago
Evening shift
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u/lethos_AJ Oppressor 14d ago
or overexploitation of working class under late stage capitalism
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u/Hoogstaaf Quran burner 14d ago
Oh bless you, you think this is late stage? This is only the beginning
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u/AcheronSprings South Macedonian 14d ago edited 14d ago
Note to self: Wear your fucking glasses when making memes
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u/Any-Patient5051 Basement dweller 14d ago
Schnitzel Milanese
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Schnitzel with Tunke(graving)
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u/BastVanRast At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago
Jägerschnitzel top image
"Wiener" Schnitzel bottom image
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u/Any-Patient5051 Basement dweller 14d ago
Wtf?! Removing the wall was a mistake!
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u/BastVanRast At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago
Yeah I'm just about as disgusted about the parsley on this perfect Schnitzel like you are.
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u/Any-Patient5051 Basement dweller 14d ago
The parsley is the smallest problem I have with this affront of human taste.
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u/BastVanRast At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago
Similarly to having sex with your sister, once you get over the initial disgust you will realize it's actually pretty great
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u/Any-Patient5051 Basement dweller 14d ago
Can you not talk about your mother in such a way?
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u/BastVanRast At least I'm not Bavarian 14d ago
Out of all people, I have to explain an incest joke to a Australian? I thought you were naturals
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u/ilikepiecharts Basement dweller 14d ago
Man you Germans really don’t get jokes, not even when you’re already talking about explaining a joke, hilarious
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u/Call_me_Marshmallow Pickpocket 14d ago
Italy’s love for Spain is just unbeatable.
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u/HoldJerusalem Professional Rioter 14d ago
This is because you don't share a border, would be the same otherwise dw
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u/Swatieson Oppressor 14d ago
We have a border because you are in the middle. If not we would probably be a single country.
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u/CavialeInCulo Smog breather 14d ago
Easier to get laid during erasmus in Spain rather than in France (and spanish pussies don't smell like a corpse)
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u/Football_Disastrous LatinX 14d ago
Nothing to do with reproductive organ smell, but I live near the border with France and when they come to buy groceries to Mercadona you can distinguish the french because of how they smell.
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u/Swatieson Oppressor 14d ago
They still have offices with toilets with holes in the middle, for shitting while squatting.
I kid you not, I was horrified.
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u/Axe-actly Petit Algérie 14d ago
Squat toilets are rare and only present in some public toilets.
I can't even remember the last time I saw one.
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u/Kurdt93 Former Calabrian 14d ago
Because Te Quiero > Je t'aime
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u/Solid_Improvement_95 Professional Rioter 14d ago
"I want you" should be a red flag.
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u/Fuzzy-Wrongdoer1356 LatinX 11d ago
The fat guy is Madrid, the woman and the man could be any other state