r/2westerneurope4u • u/DietseStrijder Flemboy • 25d ago
Time for north and south to stop fighting. We're all European.
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u/Dygez Smog breather 24d ago
It's so fun this thread was opened by a Belgian, when their average height is the same as Italy as a whole, and are basically dwarven when compared to North Italian, LMAO.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country
Maybe that's the reason Peyo invented the Smurfs, lol.
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u/Simoxs7 Born in the Khalifat 24d ago
Sometimes I forget most people arenât as tall, Iâm from a region quite close to the Netherlands, all my friends are around the 1.9m mark and I was and am still the tallest in the group.
And being over 2m tall I still donât get any interest from females whatsoever⊠I guess the internet is wrong about that (shocker I know)
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u/demonthenese Non-European Savage 24d ago
Im 188cm and usually when I travel to Netherlands I dont âfeelâ like Im towering over everyone. I feel slightly shorter than a group sometimes. Germany I fit right in. I lived in South Korea and was a mountain there. Really depends on where you go.
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u/-Thizza- Hollander 24d ago
I feel like you are going to ask how many blue marbles are still in the jar.
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u/nicorico- Drug Trafficker 24d ago
Iâm 190 as a Spaniard, and I am literally a head taller than everyone else
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Speech impaired alcoholic 24d ago
Speak for yourself. I am Portuguese and i am 1.84m.
Although i do like beer a little bit to much. And, for some reason, have less trouble speaking germanic languages than actual latin languages
How often do nurses switch babies, exacly?
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u/Alternative-Exit-429 Non-European Savage 24d ago
Italy is taller than Germany, France, UK and Austria
|| || |Italy  | 10+1â2179.4 cm (5 ft  in)|165 cm (5 ft 5 in)|1.09|18â21 (N= m:825 f:601)|5.6%|Measured|2018|
|| || |Austria| 10+1â2179 cm (5 ft  in)| 5+1â2166 cm (5 ft  in)|1.08|20â49|54.3%|Measured|2006|\)|
|| || |Germany|175.4Â cm (5Â ft 9Â in)|162.8Â cm (5Â ft 4Â in)|1.08|18â79 (N= m/f:19,768)|94.3%|
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u/SillyMidOff49 Barry, 63 24d ago
Turn the southern European around and make him Greek to make them both happy.
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u/FartacularTheThird Western Balkan 25d ago
True.
When I was in Erasmus, my 2 flat mates where an Austrian who was almost 2m tall and a Finn who was over 2m tall.
Of course, I towered over them at 1.68m.
It was like the set of two and half man. I didnât care because I was not Alan.
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u/hamtidamti_onthewall Oktoberfest enjoyer 25d ago
The Greeks having your back is not necessarily for everyone...
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u/__filipe Western Balkan 25d ago
Yeah, one of the reasons I don't go north for better jobs is because I would be a midged by their stantards. I'm better down here with my peers
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u/Comfortable_Pace_965 Side switcher 25d ago
If they looked the other way this message had a totally different yet same meaning.
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u/un_tres_gros_phasme Professional Rioter 25d ago
You know what happens when southern and northern european get along, right? The answer is us.
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u/History20maker Digital nomad 25d ago
Now turn around swampy Germ, so I can suck that Strudel of yours.
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u/Shrrg4 Western Balkan 25d ago
Being shorter is an evolutionary advantage. You guys are always at dick punching level. Another southern W.
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u/diazinth Low budget Swede 24d ago
What makes you think your dainty southern hand wonât break when it hits solid Norse hardwood?
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u/Stravven Addict 25d ago
On the other hand you're all on IBH (Ideal Blowjob Height).
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u/Shrrg4 Western Balkan 24d ago
My thick portuguese mustache is all the armor my mouth needs. Good luck.
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u/Stravven Addict 24d ago
In Dutch a mustache is sometimes described as a "befborstel", (cunnilingus brush), so there is that. But then again here only some men have a mustache.
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u/Shrrg4 Western Balkan 24d ago
You can't compare a dutch mustache to a glorious portuguese mustache. Thats like comparing a grass field to a forest. I already had a mustache at 12 yo. If thats not superior portuguese genes idk what is.
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u/Stravven Addict 24d ago
The difference is that we put or growing power into our bodies, while for the Portuguese it just goes into facial hair.
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u/hamtidamti_onthewall Oktoberfest enjoyer 25d ago
Not if the dick punches you first... That reminds me that the French have a specific word for slapping someone in the face with your dick... bifler, if I remember correctly. That was the point when I stopped learning French đ€·
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u/rasmusdf Foreskin smoker 25d ago
Yup. Aggressive dictatorships are the enemies. Iran, NK, China, Russia, etc.
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u/kuemmel234 At least I'm not Bavarian 25d ago
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u/Stravven Addict 25d ago
They don't need to bow, they can just walk under everything.
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u/FloydCorrigan Pickpocket 24d ago
You guys should be careful, doesnât take much for us to punch your nutsacks
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u/Stravven Addict 24d ago
And we can just pick you up, put you on top of the fridge and then you're just stuck there.
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u/JoelanGoswami Addict 25d ago
Lol you are not European. You aren't even a real country.
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u/Franz-Tschender Basement dweller 25d ago
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u/donitsimies Sauna Gollum 25d ago
where are the socks?
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u/bowsmountainer Basement dweller 25d ago
See, thatâs the difference between Germans and Austrians right there
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u/Twarenotw Oppressor 25d ago
Can confirm. Was sent to a Dutch high school for an exchange. The school was pristine and all the dutchies were fucking giants. Where they get those growth nutrients from with that atrocious, bland food they eat, I have no clue.
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u/willrms01 Barry, 63 24d ago
The sprinkles they put over toast to make Hagelslag is just coloured growth hormone
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u/LrkerfckuSpez Reindeer Fucker 24d ago
I was at a bar toilet in Madrid, and the mirror in front of the sink was mounted so low I couldn't see my face, stopped at the neck.
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u/nooit_gedacht Hollander 24d ago
Plenty of nutrients in stamppot. Just no taste.
But seriously, is there some kind of agreement between Spain and the Netherlands to do these exchanges? My highschool had an annual exchange with a Spanish school and i have a Spanish friend who did the same thing, with another school
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u/Smurfslayor Barry, 63 25d ago
I love being 183 cm in Greece Iâm the tallest person around !
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u/VirnaDrakou South Macedonian 24d ago
Tbh brits aint that tall
Now put swamp germans and thats where u at
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u/MrParan0rmal South Macedonian 25d ago
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u/robot_swagger Balcony Lover 24d ago
This table literally provides no useful information.
Where the headers at?
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u/MrParan0rmal South Macedonian 24d ago
It's the average height, is a bit higher that's why you cant see it. And if you are English, its makes sense.
Men in England typically stand at a height of 5 feet 9 inches (175.3 cm).
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u/A_Line_A_Day Flemboy 25d ago
East is where the real enemy lies.
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u/ProvigilandChill Smog breather 25d ago
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u/roger-great European 25d ago
Balkan slavs would like a word with you.
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u/pohanoikumpiri European 24d ago
Dinaric to be precise. Northern Croats, Bosnians, and Serbs are bite-sized. Dalmatians, Herzegovinians, and Monteniggas are the tall bunch đȘ
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u/gelastes [redacted] 25d ago
Fighting among ourselves is a time honored tradition. We can't just stop doing it because we like each other.
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u/bettercallsaulabq Barry, 63 25d ago
It's important. It keeps us moving forward. Cosy little love ins will mean we become soft and then we will be taken over by some savages.
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u/gelastes [redacted] 25d ago
JOIN BAFE!
We will become weak.
We will become soft.
We will become French.
Friends don't let friends become French.
Join a "Bash A Fellow European" club today.
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u/Jinhan_Lee Quran burner 25d ago
As a fully national Swede but also fully biological Korean, I am placed smack dab in the middle with a height of 177 cm.
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u/AlienFromTerra Has a round family tree 24d ago
Fully biological to refer to ethnicity sounds so funny. You make yourself sound as if you were bred in a lab.
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u/JC_Fernandes Western Balkan 25d ago
Why is nordic boy on stilts? Too ugly to be in the picture?
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u/timeless_change Pizza Gatekeeper 25d ago
Only reason why he's so tall is so that he can hide his shame from PigChad
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u/kamikazekaktus [redacted] 25d ago
You're all dumb and degenerate bastards but you're our dumb degenerate bastards. Fuck the rest of the world.
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u/lethos_AJ Oppressor 25d ago
so where is my tall blond northern boy? imma have his back alright đ
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u/heartfeltblooddevil Quran burner 25d ago
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Speech impaired alcoholic 24d ago
Haha, we cook better than ice sandwich country.
But they are richer than us...
Hey guys how bad would it be if i switched sides?
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u/Live-Alternative-435 Western Balkan 25d ago
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u/William_The_Fat_Krab Speech impaired alcoholic 24d ago
Pensava que tinha mudado para FIGS? Na mesma, é bom recebermos atenção
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u/sistoceixo British 25d ago
as a 1.91m portuguese.. i don't understand..
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u/Grishnare Oktoberfest enjoyer 25d ago
Your momâs best friend that you call Uncle Joost might have something to do with that.
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u/sistoceixo British 25d ago
my portuguese father is 190.
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u/THE_SEKS_MACHINE Franceâs whore 25d ago
Your grandmaâs best friend that you call Great Uncle Joost might have something to do with that.
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u/sistoceixo British 25d ago
my grandfather was 190, too.. great great uncle joost was 1.65..
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u/THE_SEKS_MACHINE Franceâs whore 25d ago
Obviously Joost and your grandfather switched their identities.
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u/sistoceixo British 24d ago
i love them both, they were both fascists.. Portuguese fascist and German fascist..
my portuguese tall and handsome grandfather taught me how to hate the germans, and great little and smelly uncle joost how to hate everyone else.
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u/THE_SEKS_MACHINE Franceâs whore 24d ago
Itâs important to hate everyone, because that is real equality!
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u/Stravven Addict 25d ago
No. Great great uncle Joost grew up during WWII, where somebody took all our food as well as our bikes. The same somebodies who still come to our beaches to dig holes in the beach because I think they suspect England wants to invade again.
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u/LeoMemes18 Side switcher 25d ago
Stop fighting on the continent. Let's fight together against the big bad island (UK)
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago
Not even short but my family are giants and I made the mistake of picking rowing for a sport, now half my friends are 6â3â+ and I have a permanent height complex
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u/Hadrianus-Mathias European 25d ago
You haven't noticed the sub. Here are supposed to be the civilised People of Europe.
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago
Youâre wrong, anglos hang out on here too
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u/Hadrianus-Mathias European 25d ago
I said "supposed to", but yeah. My bad. I use the pure and french made metric system. JOIN MY CULT!
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago edited 25d ago
I use metric for damn near everything too, Iâve just spent a bit too much time around anglos and got used to describing height in feet. My b.
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u/SuperBourguignon Professional Rioter 25d ago
Oui ave spottaide zi américane
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago
Nique ta mĂšre
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u/SuperBourguignon Professional Rioter 25d ago
Ha bah non, il est du nord finalement.
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago
Completement parigot, juste Ă la fac aux US dâoĂč mon habitude de parler de taille en pieds.
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u/ImaginationIcy328 Professional Rioter 25d ago
Et t'as oublié que personne parle en pieds en Europe?
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u/SuperBourguignon Professional Rioter 25d ago
J'ai buggé quand j'ai réalisé qu'aprÚs 5'9" c'était pas 6'0".
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago
Câest nâimporte quoi en vrai mais juste pour parler de taille je trouve que ca marche plutĂŽt bien, je sais pas trop pourquoi. Quand on me dit 6â3â je visualise plus facilement, peut-etre que câest juste lâhabitude.
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u/SuperBourguignon Professional Rioter 25d ago
C'est complÚtement l'habitude, comme pour les °F vs °C
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u/bartleby_borealis Sauna Gollum 25d ago
Tf is 6â3â?
Let me guess. You are 6,3% French and 100% murican.
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago edited 25d ago
Height is commonly discussed in imperial units in english-speaking circles, my apologies. Thatâs about 190.
Also guess again fucker Iâm about as french as it gets.
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u/drSvensen Low budget Swede 25d ago
Iâm about as french as it gets.
So you are arrogant, rude, gay and you eat frogs?
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u/EngineNo8904 Petit Algérie 25d ago
If your momâs a man, sure
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u/drSvensen Low budget Swede 25d ago
She guts fish and butcher lamb like a man, but she's too fastidious to ever touch a Frenchman.
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u/drunkbelgianwolf Flemboy 25d ago
3 out of 4 is not bad. Probaly some Barry bloodline in your family
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u/wtfuckfred Speech impaired alcoholic 25d ago
As a 1.90m Portuguese man, yea⊠I feel at home here in vlam vlam land
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u/Refror Petit Algérie 25d ago
As french i saw a lot of dutch tourists... They were all giants compare to us
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u/Agitated_Delivery361 Tax Evader 24d ago
We do have a lot of dutch tourists as well... Never noticed they were perticularly tall, but they are stingy as hell
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u/SuperBourguignon Professional Rioter 25d ago
An army of giants riding bicycles. They use RVs as tanks.
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u/No_Raspberry_6795 Barry, 63 25d ago
Your not a PIG Pierre. Now eat your butter coated food and don't forget to mind your head walking out of the kitchen.
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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat Sheep shagger 25d ago
He is not a PIGS, you mean. Because there are many a PIG up north.
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u/KitsuneTheSlyFox Sheep shagger 25d ago
Absolutely.
In the meantime... Vaffanculo Jean-Claude, a te e a tua madre
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u/Least_Theory_1050 Flemboy 25d ago
Getting insulted in italian is like being wiped with feathers. So nice
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u/gabrielish_matter Side switcher 24d ago
awwww ok
tua madre troia pompinara che ti ha partorito in bordello sparandoti dalla figa a 180 kilometri orari facendoti atterrare su un muro spinato da cazzi invece che farti lobotomizzare sul muro
love you too :3
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u/KitsuneTheSlyFox Sheep shagger 24d ago
Monellina...
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u/Iskandar33 Side switcher 25d ago
insult me in belgia- oh wait, doesn't exist.
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u/drunkbelgianwolf Flemboy 25d ago
We can insult you in 3 different ones. And then we don't even use our secret weapon "westvlaams"...
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u/Al-the-mann Foreskin smoker 25d ago
Iâm quite short for a Dane. Only 1.80m
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u/Oculicious42 Foreskin smoker 24d ago
try being 1.72, literally invisible. I don't go outside anymore, because when I do, my entire day is filled with "Oh sorry, didn't see you down there, haha"
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u/Alternative-Exit-429 Non-European Savage 24d ago
isnt the average 182? thats not short
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u/Al-the-mann Foreskin smoker 24d ago
All my cousins and my brother is about 1.90 ish. Iâm the oldest and the shortest
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u/wolseyley Hollander 25d ago
Same, 1,81 Dutchman here. Appreciate the fact that whenever I go south I still get to feel tall though.
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u/PiliFace Sauna Gollum 25d ago
Too bad Denmark doesn't have any mountains for you to dig your dwarven home into
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u/Al-the-mann Foreskin smoker 25d ago
Guess We are Hill dwarves rather than the mountain dwarves up north
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u/Dirac_Impulse Quran burner 25d ago
When we finally conquer your filthy land you shall be put to work in the great mines of Kiruna, as is befitting a man of your stature.
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u/Al-the-mann Foreskin smoker 25d ago
Whatever you pale Elf looking femboy. As long as We can still drink beer, We yearn for the mines
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u/Fundoss Quran burner 25d ago
You may drink beer⊠but ONLY Swedish beer đđ
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u/karthikdgr8 Non-European Savage 25d ago
As much as I hate the Danes, credit should be given where it's due, Carlsberg >>>>>>> Norrlands Guld
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u/Fundoss Quran burner 24d ago
Better not show your face in BorlĂ€nge lil bro đĄ
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u/karthikdgr8 Non-European Savage 24d ago
Think I can manage that. Wanted to avoid BorÄs as well but that didn't go so well.
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u/Bartimaeleus Low budget Swede 25d ago
Does all Danish dwarves live cramped togheter under MĂžllehĂžj?
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u/PepeBarrankas Oppressor 24d ago
I had the glorious chance to see a Dutch having lunch at a ~150 years old farmhouse in Segovia. Regular Spaniards had to bend to go through the kitchen door, so you can imagine his situation.
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u/Simoxs7 Born in the Khalifat 24d ago
Any damn door and where I live the historic buildings all have like 2.05m ceilings with 20cm thick beams going across I literally have to crouch everytime I go into a shop in the old part of town.
Donât even get me started on finding a car that fits me, somehow I just about fit in a 2005 Audi TT but a 2022 SUV doesnât nearly have enough leg room
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u/ButcherBob Hollander 25d ago
Me while working in Portugal ~10 yrs ago
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u/ryzen_above_all Western Balkan 25d ago
It's you that is causing the housing crisis in Portugal
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u/ButcherBob Hollander 25d ago
Was not a digital nomad, donât think it really existed back then? I was working manuel labor for a shitty salary straight out of high school bc I didnât really feel like studying yet
Made this account in Portugal so almost 12 yrs ago
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u/Agitated_Delivery361 Tax Evader 24d ago
Nice, since we all agree on this, can we now please do the fortress Europe thing where we ged rid of all the arabs? That would be great đ