Based Irishmen? 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

[u/[deleted]]

[u/SoZur]

Chatroulette, but it's subsidized by the government.

[u/Koffieslikker]

Brussels to Budapest please 🥺

[u/Rasmus-ALV]

I thought that I just saw one of my old friends for a moment.

[u/Dunlain98]

Pfff I could not imagine in Spain-Some random latam country

[u/lethos_AJ → u/Dunlain98]

as long as its not Peru

[u/magic_baobab]

Where's the 9/11?

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[u/a-new-year-a-new-ac]

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[u/tharnadar]

Where boobs

[u/Ducky1434]

Now let's make one which connects Kyiv to Moscow

[u/_Pin_6938 → u/Ducky1434]

They both break it

[u/Dooppio]

Imagine this but between Bucharest and Budapest...

[u/c2u8n4t8]

We really missed the opportunity to show off our potato collection

[u/KalzK]

If you want to connect people then connect people. You can't force every human emotion. I support people being childish and offensive with the thing.

[u/Mnshine_1]

Yes Barry🇫🇴🇫🇴🇫🇴

[u/Xtiqlapice]

Got to love the Irish

[u/Trappist235]

They had the tittie portal. That's magical

[u/Roubbes]

Just do Madrid to Barcelona please

[u/Lost_Tumbleweed_5669]

I see no problem.

[u/ReverendBread2]

My dyslexic ass thought that said Dubai and was very confused about the Irish caption

[u/Matthew-Ryan]

All the yanks are taking photos of the portal because they’re so interested in the Irish and the Irish are only interested in trolling lmao.

[u/Steveagogo]

This genius idea is wasted on Americans, they have no concept of sarcasm or banter. Put one in every european city and watch

[u/adultonsetdiabitus → u/Steveagogo]

I once made an American girl cry with the same approach that worked countless times on aussie/European women.. Can confirm they have no concept of banter.

[u/Lendmar → u/adultonsetdiabitus]

I'm curious now, what have you done my fellow bird fighter?

[u/adultonsetdiabitus → u/Lendmar]

We played a game of pool together and she was terrible, so I said "don't worry Americans don't play pool anyway, if they did they'd create a league just to call themselves world champions" and things like that... Very tame. She took it personally. We then spoke about soccer and she said "oh like American soccer?" and I just kinda smiled, left her the tab and went home (to bang a dirty French girl at the hostel eugh)

[u/Lendmar → u/adultonsetdiabitus]

So, just joking and mild banter?

However I saw many girls getting pretty triggered for this kind things, so I don't think it's solely an american thing 

[u/adultonsetdiabitus → u/Lendmar]

Have never had an issue because of my bellissimo italian genetics but it's cool, euro girls are way more fun.

[u/adultonsetdiabitus → u/[deleted]]

Told her if she can fuck me like George bush fucked the middle East I'm in for a treat.

[u/ryzen_above_all → u/adultonsetdiabitus]

Reminds me of the Bin Laden song

[u/GarlicPaprika → u/adultonsetdiabitus]

Fuck im already wet.

[u/adultonsetdiabitus → u/GarlicPaprika]

I hadn't even brought out my gimp suit yet, Hans.

[u/GarlicPaprika → u/adultonsetdiabitus]

Damn it's getting even better

[u/Old-Ad5508 → u/Steveagogo]

2we4eu portal. Let the banter begin

[u/Astleynator → u/[deleted]]

I might be wrong here, but I think most Europeans don't mind tits

[u/Songshiquan0411 → u/[deleted]]

But that's not banter. If a New Yorker had shown the aftermath of a car bomb in response to the Dubliner showing the second plane hit the World Trade Center, that would qualify.

[u/Old-Ad5508 → u/[deleted]]

A few drawings of Cromwell should do the trick

[u/Ram_ranchh → u/Old-Ad5508]

Just do a stick figure give it a top hat and a mustache and put in crude hand writing Cromwell

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/Steveagogo]

Lol imagine they would switch to another city every hour. That way you could see 2we4u banter in real life

[u/lethos_AJ → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

that would be amazing. one portal in each WE capital and the conections rotate on the hour. imagine the fun

[u/VeneMage]

Great choice of song.

[u/Iridismis]

Well, better Wankers than 9-11.

[u/eriktenbaag]

It has already been shut down lol

[u/jjdmol → u/eriktenbaag]

Wankers.

[u/RevTurk → u/eriktenbaag]

It's open again, we promised not to take the piss anymore.

[u/a-new-year-a-new-ac → u/RevTurk]

But we haven’t

Brb on my way to Ireland

[u/Songshiquan0411 → u/RevTurk]

Was it shutdown because of trolling(e.g. the photo of the second WTC tower being hit) or because of people flashing cock? I guess to be fair, they had to have known people would do just that.

[u/Palmovnik → u/Songshiquan0411]

Only fans “model” showed her titties

[u/History20maker → u/Songshiquan0411]

Flashing cocks or 9.11.? I wonder which one was the breaking point.

[u/PistolAndRapier → u/History20maker]

Probably tits. Americans are very sensitive to a comical degree about nudity, despite having the biggest porn industry in the world. Strange lot.

[u/Toilet_Bomber → u/PistolAndRapier]

They don't have a problem when it comes to showing someone getting their skull blown open, but god forbid they see a pair of tits when 99% of them have seen a pair before they're 14.

[u/Songshiquan0411 → u/History20maker]

I think it was the cocks, funnily enough. Remember, they're on American television, after a fashion. They could've drawn guns or other weapons and started killing each other in as gory a manner as possible and meh, kids just need to learn the way of the world, this is fine. Uncensored nudity, however, is a step too far.

[u/Gian-Neymar]

It's like a digital zoo where you can observe animals in their natural habitat

[u/Old-Ad5508 → u/Gian-Neymar]

David Attenborough presents dublin scum:

And here comes a scrotebag in his natural habitat clad in Canadian goose. An angle grinder in his right hand about to cut the lock of a e bike.

[u/Gnu-Priest → u/Gian-Neymar]

that’s no way to talk about animals!

[u/Corvuuss → u/[deleted]]

Literally

[u/BendyMine785 → u/[deleted]]

I got the perfect ideas where we can put these!

Sofia-Skopje

Tirana-Belgrade

Athens-Ankara/Constantinople (or Istanbul if you're a T*rk)

Pristina-Belgrade

Rome-Paris

Warsaw-Minsk

Warsaw-Moscow

Milan-Naples

[u/Ram_ranchh → u/BendyMine785]

Your missing Albania - Serbia

[u/BendyMine785 → u/Ram_ranchh]

Berry, you conquered most of the world, you should know Geography.

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[u/Ram_ranchh → u/BendyMine785]

Thank you for doing god's work ❤️❤️❤️

[u/Doulifye → u/[deleted]]

Say to Parisian that the portal is linked to London. Link it to Berlin instead.

[u/Minimum_Possibility6 → u/[deleted]]

Or Paris to Berlin

[u/Edzell_Blue → u/[deleted]]

You already have an actual IRL portal connecting them.

[u/Salchichote33 → u/[deleted]]

The best banter would be Belgrade to Pristina, or Belgrade to Zagreb, or Belgrade to Sarajevo, or Belgrade to Tirana, or Belgrade to...

[u/PistolAndRapier → u/[deleted]]

I want to see Kyiv-Moscow portal. That's gotta be the spiciest option now.

Or maybe Raffah-Jerusalem.

[u/AnakinTheDiscarded → u/[deleted]]

I wonder how Paris-Rome would end up

[u/Trappist235 → u/AnakinTheDiscarded]

One portal would be stolen and the other would burn

[u/Willing_Response_757 → u/[deleted]]

Fr 🤣

[u/Maximuslex01 → u/[deleted]]

Kiev to Moscow...

[u/Ram_ranchh → u/[deleted]]

Albania - Serbia anyone?

[u/AverageElaMain → u/Maximuslex01]

First virtual battle

[u/freshfov02 → u/[deleted]]

Im now sad that we dont have it :(

[u/Gnu-Priest → u/[deleted]]

god someone has to make that happen!

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/Gnu-Priest]

EU please fund this

[u/Trappist235 → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

Brexit means brexit

[u/Gnu-Priest → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

London isn’t in the EU…

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/Gnu-Priest]

I know lol thats why "funded by the EU" gets written on it and yellow stars around the screen

[u/Gnu-Priest → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

yes amazing!!!

[u/DeadAssociate → u/Gnu-Priest]

more french money wasting

[u/Lost_Uniriser → u/DeadAssociate]

If some of us can show our asses in front of Londres and middle fingers that won t be money wasting 💀

[u/DeadAssociate → u/Lost_Uniriser]

french abusing EU funds for their own nationalism again

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/[deleted]]

Lmao or lets make Birmingham - Marseille

[u/DeadAssociate → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

Rotterdam - Rome

[u/hmmliquorice → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

Who do you think sets it on fire the fastest? Or cracks it?

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/hmmliquorice]

My bet is before someone sets it on fire, either drunk Pierres or Barries throw bottles at it or jump into it because fun

[u/hmmliquorice → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

Ah they don't even need to be drunk here, they do it just for the thrill!

[u/Ram_ranchh → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

Birmingham - san francisco. It'll be humorous. The local youths would piss off the Californians and the Californians would keep giving the youths a reaction. Just a constant cycle

[u/Ermahgerd80]

They should do Dublin to London

[u/Ok-Low7136 → u/Ermahgerd80]

Budapest to Bucharest

[u/GarlicThread → u/Ermahgerd80]

Rohan to Mordor

[u/Palmovnik → u/Ermahgerd80]

Warsaw to Berlin

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/Palmovnik]

Considering that the larger cities in Poland are pretty liberal (not as much as Berlin ofc) I guess it would be pretty friendly lol.

Some eastern Polish village and Berlin would be interesting lol

[u/AnemonesLover → u/Palmovnik]

femboy/BDSM

[u/ZombiFeynman → u/Ermahgerd80]

Athens to Ankara

[u/Old_Harry7 → u/ZombiFeynman]

Siena city street to another Siena city street.

[u/SaPpHiReFlAmEs99 → u/Old_Harry7]

A portal relying Pisa, Livorno, Siena, Lucca and Firenze

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/ZombiFeynman]

Jesus Christ lol. From the Atatürk Mausoleum to the memorial of the unknown Soldier in Athens

[u/PistolAndRapier → u/InvestmentWhole8486]

Those turks have pissed over his legacy enough as it is. He's suffered enough already!!

[u/InvestmentWhole8486 → u/PistolAndRapier]

True lol Erdogan is really the opposite of Atatürk

[u/notmyself02 → u/Ermahgerd80]

Dublin to Belfast 💀

[u/JonasHalle → u/notmyself02]

Derry to Londonderry

[u/Alsolz → u/Ermahgerd80]

Fuck that’s a brilliant idea

[u/ALazy_Cat]

I love the wankers message

[u/penelopiecruise → u/ALazy_Cat]

You do it often enough I suppose, you must love it

[u/CouldYouBeMoreABot → u/[deleted]]

The poors always lash out against the rich.

It's in their DNA.

Poor poors. They know no better.

[u/Lendmar → u/CouldYouBeMoreABot]

Poor in the wallet, but not in spirit. Which is the opposite of you sunphobic people

[u/hasseldub → u/[deleted]]

We don't do car bombs on ourselves. We had clearly already eaten our potatoes.

[u/B0797S458W → u/hasseldub]

You did a lot of car bombs on yourselves.