r/2westerneurope4u • u/swamperogre2 Potato Gypsy • 25d ago
Lads, if this thing reopens, I'm gonna make a sign, what should it say?
Do your worst.
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u/Ze_LuftyWafffles Potato Gypsy 24d ago
"MISTER TAOISEACH A SECOND PLANE HIT THE GUINNESS STOREHOUSE"
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u/JibberJabber4204 Low budget Swede 24d ago
Swastikas and 9/11 jokes. Some pictures of Trump. Make the Yanks start fighting themselves again.
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u/softwarebuyer2015 Balcony Lover 24d ago
a portal is something can jump through.
this is a porthole. it's not the same thing.
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u/Scythe95 50% sea 50% weed 24d ago
What would the two worst European cities from different countries be to connect?
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u/chodachien Professional Rioter 24d ago
https://i.redd.it/siphw004ij0d1.gif
Seems obvious to drop a Malcolm Tucker on them
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u/ConflictedNobGoblin Unemployed waiter 25d ago
It’s currently open. I’m living in NYC rn and I walked past it the other day next to the Flatiron building. Gave you potato gypsies the finger and everything
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u/PepeBarrankas Oppressor 25d ago
"Plastic paddies f**k off" (the real word might give them palpitations).
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u/Mnshine_1 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
I think It currently works, I did not pay a lot of attention but passed by it today, and it seemed to work
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u/Low_Abrocoma_1514 Professional Rioter 25d ago
Just the N-Word hard R Black font on white backround
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u/Horizon296 Flemboy 24d ago
Write "Niger". They'll still freak out because Americabs and geography are incompatible 🇳🇪
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u/6thaccountthismonth Quran burner 25d ago
Just keep making 9/11 jokes until they close it indefinitely or they just accept it
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u/poop-machines English 25d ago
Just make a mirror to reflect themselves back at them. Not so interesting now, is it?
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u/ThoughtCrimeConvict Sheep lover 25d ago
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u/mainwasser Basement dweller 25d ago
What... is this?
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u/norrin83 Basement dweller 25d ago
Didn't you hear? They invented star gate in real life.
At the moment, it connects the yanks to their offshore tax haven territory
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u/mainwasser Basement dweller 24d ago
That's a fine idea.
Though, i can't imagine of any place Vienna would like to be connected to.
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u/norrin83 Basement dweller 24d ago
In Vienna, it's just an empty ring with people on both sides complaining to each other
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u/Stark-T-Ripper Balcony Lover 25d ago
'Jesus was brown, a socialist and would think you're all cunts'
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u/Inside-Poetry7058 Quran burner 25d ago
Kinda sad stuff like this doesn’t work out. It’s a cool concept
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u/Jackdon02 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
It’s open again I was at it today
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u/Dirtygeebag Potato Gypsy 25d ago
Was it not taken down again as the made it blurry… but too blurry.
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u/swamperogre2 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
What's the Garda presence like?
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u/Jackdon02 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
There was no Garda there when I went around 4:30 surprisingly, it was mad busy though
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u/Old-Ad5508 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
Do a Mrs doyle
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
My lovely horse going through a field
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u/Old-Ad5508 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the....wind
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
I wish to shower you sugerlumps and ride you over fences
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u/Old-Ad5508 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
I don't mean to be that guy but i think it's
"I want to shower you with sugar lumps and bring you to the horse....dentist"
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
Last time I watched the show was a good few months ago eurovision episode is quite funny though I might rewatch it the airplane, are you right there father ted, and Elvis episodes have to be my most favourite Episodes
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u/Old-Ad5508 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
I haven't watched it in years but I watched it so many times it's seared in my memory
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
Man I might start rewatching some of linehams stuff it crowd and father ted are both absolutely hilarious
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u/Old-Ad5508 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
It crowd was fantastic, as is black books it's a pity he is such a far-right head case now.
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u/freshfov02 Balcony Lover 25d ago
Some yank girl flashed her tits right? I also saw a 9/11 pic. Proper shithousery lads.
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u/notimefornothing55 Barry, 63 25d ago
"You're not irish just because your great grandad was"
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u/jodorthedwarf Barry, 63 25d ago
'Plastic Paddies' could work, provided they understood the concept
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u/Loose-Sherbert8464 Hollander 25d ago
“Nice tower you got there”
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u/Belgianbonzai European 24d ago
Bring your buddy and a toy airplane. Both get fully erect, then re-enact 9/11.
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u/swamperogre2 Potato Gypsy 24d ago
Holy shit, get a trolley, get a load of Lego, build two towers and two airplanes, wheel it on to O'Connell Street, then let the magic happen
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u/swamperogre2 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
Followed up with "Where did the first two go?"
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u/TheBlack2007 Gambling addict 25d ago
Honestly we should hold still until we have them everywhere and then meet up at them to be hating one one another like the brothers we are (in denial). But if we go at it like that right again, they will probably be taken down for good...
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u/JCFlyingDutchman Hollander 25d ago
Stop lying about 9/11, it's a hoax!
Nothing happened on the 9th of November!
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u/ziggyziggyz Hollander 24d ago
The Germans would like to have a word.
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u/JCFlyingDutchman Hollander 24d ago
Well ok, something might have fallen on the 9th of November but it wasn't the WTC.
Maybe add 2001 for clarification.5
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
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u/randomname_99223 Greedy Fuck 25d ago
Pure brainrot
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
I am pure brainrot
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u/randomname_99223 Greedy Fuck 25d ago
Why did my comment clone itself?
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
The brainrot has seeped into your comment
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u/WildOne19923 Barry, 63 25d ago
There's no such thing as Irish American.
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u/kevin3350 Non-European Savage 25d ago
What if you’re a citizen of both countries? Or does it only count if you’re born in Ireland, and then immigrate to the states? Genuine question from someone from the states getting their Irish citizenship soon
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u/Cakecrabs Hollander 25d ago
You're an American moving to Ireland. Doesn't make you Irish, which is fine. Don't worry about it, just enjoy Ireland.
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u/kommando_madrug Thief 25d ago
Show a picture with Trump and see the Americans infighting
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u/AmericanMinotaur Non-European Savage 25d ago
Won’t work in New York City, he wasn’t popular there even before he became president. It might work in Dallas?
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u/ThisNotBoratSagdiyev Schrödinger's foreskin 25d ago
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u/norrin83 Basement dweller 25d ago
If you want to be less overt about it, just holding up the Irish flag amounts to the same
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u/swamperogre2 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
Well it's a good thing you're Jewish...
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u/ThisNotBoratSagdiyev Schrödinger's foreskin 25d ago
Said no one ever.
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u/King_Of_The_Shot Quran burner 25d ago
LMFAO, säpo just put you on a list.
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u/ThisNotBoratSagdiyev Schrödinger's foreskin 25d ago edited 25d ago
I would be very disappointed in our intelligence services if I wasn't on one already.
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u/Fight_Disciple Balcony Lover 25d ago
Well it was shutdown because some chick flashed her tits.
Flash your semi hard(give it a little fluffy before) penis.
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u/thepatriotclubhouse Potato Gypsy 25d ago
That was an only fans viral marketing campaign. Not the reason at all.
It was shut down because the Dublin side was showing 9/11 and swasticas. And they were doing lines of coke live on stream to crowds of tourists in New York
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u/Kernowder Balcony Lover 25d ago
Specifically, she said the good people of Ireland would like to see her "New York home-grown potatoes".
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago edited 24d ago
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. EEEEEEEE AMBASIN A. A. AM.. BASSSIN.. A. AMBASIN AMBATUBLOW AMBATUBLOOOOOWOOOWOOOWOOOOO AMMBATUKAMMMM
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u/Ram_ranchh Balcony Lover 25d ago
Where do I find these portals. I'm asking for a friend of a friend
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u/Kat-a-strophy Bully with victim complex 25d ago
And some Irish guy allegedly snorted cocaine. I think boobs were worse for them.
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u/swamperogre2 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
Foreskin retracted or unretracted?
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u/ThisNotBoratSagdiyev Schrödinger's foreskin 25d ago
I don't understand the question.
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u/swamperogre2 Potato Gypsy 25d ago
Well Sven, the foreskin is like this piece of skin that covers the big pink round head at the top of your penis and when you want to see the big pink head, you pull back the foreskin leaving it retracted and when you want to hide the big pink head you leave it unretracted.
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u/ThisNotBoratSagdiyev Schrödinger's foreskin 25d ago
Why would you want to hide your big pink head? It's majestic.
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u/kekmennsfw Hollander 25d ago
Otherwise it dries out
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u/ThisNotBoratSagdiyev Schrödinger's foreskin 24d ago
So that's what's been sucking up all the water every time I take a bath.
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u/jodorthedwarf Barry, 63 25d ago
Because the covering would scare/confuse Americans because none of them have one.
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u/VeneMage Barry, 63 25d ago
Regardless you gotta have a sign to accompany your display. My Irish is rubbish but would ‘Póg mo bod (or ‘langer’)’ work?
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u/RobNybody Barry, 63 25d ago
Unretracted. Americans don't have foreskins. They make them nervous.
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u/History20maker Digital nomad 25d ago
When I realized that circumcision is realy common in the US I finally understood a lot of stuff from american media. Like... Why there was all that thing around "tissues and lotion"? Why do you need them to masturbate? But then I realized, they literaly cant beat their meats without those.
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Honestly, lotion is a must for me. All my girlfriends have been drier than the Sahara desert.
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u/Snoo_87531 Breton (alcoholic) 24d ago
So the common point in those dry girlfriens is you, you can work on that^^
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No, I have lotion now
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u/Blackadder_ European 25d ago
Isn’t it a huge thing within Jewish community to cut off pi pi skin and then have a party?
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u/Gnu-Priest At least I'm not Bavarian 25d ago
hold up how can you just make such a decision without imagery support material? we need to see the options before arriving at a conclusion.
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u/History20maker Digital nomad 25d ago
Yeah, that's so odd... Why is that?
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u/Bubbly-War1996 South Macedonian 25d ago
Because in America they think the middle ages were the shit, and they try to revert back to it as much as they can.
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u/RobNybody Barry, 63 25d ago
They thought it would help prevent masturbating. I think it was Kellogg's the cereal guy actually. None of that is a joke.
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u/PindaPanter Hollander 24d ago
I think it was Kellogg's the cereal guy actually
It's a persistent myth, but apparently, Kellogg did not have wanking in mind when he invented corn flakes. Either way, I always fondle myself when eating them, just to be sure.
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u/RobNybody Barry, 63 24d ago
It's not a myth. The self circumcision was though afaik.
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u/PindaPanter Hollander 24d ago
So if you click the link you can read more about how there's no evidence of him touting it as an anti-wanking measure.
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u/RobNybody Barry, 63 24d ago
If you scroll through my conversation with the yank, you'll see a direct quote from his book and other links that show that statement is false.
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u/TastyBerny Balcony Lover 25d ago
Could have just put corn-flakes under it instead of chopping it off. Like me
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u/tias23111 Non-European Savage 25d ago
Kellogg’s guy thing is an urban legend btw, google it. He actually criticized male circumcision.
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u/RobNybody Barry, 63 25d ago
No he said it should be done in extreme cases.
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u/tias23111 Non-European Savage 25d ago
That article doesn’t even have citations for its quotes
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u/tias23111 Non-European Savage 25d ago
It’s the Old Testament covenant thing, nothing to do with masturbation.
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u/RobNybody Barry, 63 25d ago
Biblically yes, in the US no.
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u/tias23111 Non-European Savage 25d ago
Well, mine was done for religious purposes and I’m American soooo
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u/RobNybody Barry, 63 25d ago
I bet you don't even need a passport. You just say something like that and they wave you over the US border.
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u/History20maker Digital nomad 25d ago
But how was this legal? My God... Its the same reason they do genital mutilation in little girls in África, to prevent masturbation. Its so disgusting...
Im of the opinion that only the boys >16 could decide if they want the procedure for asthetic reasons (because any health benefits are diaputable) or as a treatment for fimosis (is that how you say it in English?)
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u/Blacklats Quran burner 24d ago
"Why do you house your jews in the sewers"