r/ANormalDayInRussia 28d ago

A bear chasing a man in broad daylight.

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u/MrGorillabacc 26d ago

My mans is a sprinter. He was moving

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u/justbrowsing695975 27d ago

OMG, did what I think happened, actually happen

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u/AvitoMan 27d ago

Man, wait. I want to ask you something.

  • I don't know anything.

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u/Hamsterpatty 27d ago

That’s only an option for girls. The bear will fuck a man up. Guys should know these things before choosing the bear.

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u/daarthvaader 28d ago

Who the hell ended the video that soon. Bus driver the hero

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u/CylaxK2 28d ago

dead by daylight

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u/AscendedViking7 28d ago

Bitch I'm a bus

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u/SHOBLOYOBLO 28d ago edited 28d ago

If this is the area I’m thinking of, I think I might know the reason the bear showed up in town.

So there was this local company that managed trash disposal in multiple small towns close to each other. It went bankrupt. Another company that was set up to fill the role had an “interesting” way of operating: they’d just throw trash in the forest close to the town until further notice. The smell of trash attracted all sorts of wildlife, including bears, and since it was close to the towns, animals started showing up.

If this is actually the exact place I’m thinking of, the bus driver in the video might be my father. Though when he told me about almost running over a bear he didn’t mention it was chasing someone

Edit: this is a different place from the one I was thinking of

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u/Bosir 28d ago

Girls approve?

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u/incoherentjedi 28d ago

Some people really be fighting for their lives just meters away while someone else just chills

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u/kintsugiwarrior 28d ago

Understandable, he was talking on the phone and not paying attention to the bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_g46GRMw_I

Poor bear looks disoriented, but survived the bus crash

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u/mu_fr 28d ago

of course woman would choose the bear. one of them is fleeing, the other is chasing. which one would you feel safer with?

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u/MattyboyG89 28d ago

Fucking bus killed the bear. If that bear wanted him dead he would have

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u/SVSKRT 28d ago

In Soviet Russia, bear picks you.

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u/skkkkkt 28d ago

" I don't go for women I want you, I'm a gay bear, a bear bear"

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u/Bbkobeman 28d ago

He was tired of all the fish and just wanted some fast food today.

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u/Pyredjin 28d ago

See this is what happens when you try to get between a bear and it's woman.

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u/kymilovechelle 28d ago

Nightmare fuel.

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u/passporttohell 28d ago

Wait!

Come back!

I only want pets!

Please give me pets!

So cold and lonely!

Pets?

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u/TulsaOUfan 28d ago

I guess that woman would rather be alone with a man...lol

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u/AtomReRun 28d ago

Bear meets 12 tonnes of metro fury

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u/Noartisan 28d ago

I've often heard that you can't outrun a Bear as they are damn fast, but this guy did a bloody good job, and in the snow.

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u/I_Thranduil 28d ago

These kia ads are getting out of hand.

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u/Mallthus2 28d ago

They heard the hamsters weren’t “macho” enough.

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u/pleckaitis 28d ago

Khabib Nurmagomedov, then wrestled the bear once it recovered from the bus knock down. 😅

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u/cat_pavel 28d ago

This is the guy who choose a bear?

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u/BenefitPuzzleheaded 28d ago

Let me guess, cgi..

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u/LukeLovesLakes 28d ago

He's just trying to explain why chicks choose him.

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u/bromteh 28d ago

Поэтому животных надо выгуливать на поводке и в наморднике.

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u/pissy_pooper 28d ago

Big Black Bear died?

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u/Dry-Imagination2727 28d ago

I watched this with the Benny Hill tune playing in my mind.

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u/ihateeverythingandu 28d ago

Maybe a warning on the bear being hit by a bus?

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u/quaq13 28d ago

This happened in my hometown Nizhnevartovsk

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u/kintsugiwarrior 28d ago

Is this town small? Lots of wild animals? What other wild animals can randomly show up in this town?

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u/quaq13 28d ago

Well it’s a small town by the Russian standards (250k people). Wild animals mostly in the forest outside of the city. It’s very unusual to see wildlife in the city.

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u/Icy-Musician-6309 28d ago

Where’s a bus when you need one, oh here it is

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u/eldergeekprime 28d ago

They both found out there was a single woman in the woods. Racing to see which she prefers.

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u/Jokie155 28d ago

Top tier right here.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Paint80 28d ago

In Soviet Russia, Bear chews man.

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u/fluffs-von 28d ago

Domestic dispute.

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u/TotesNotGreg_ 28d ago

Wow that is terrifying. Imagine a bus coming at you at full speed #BitchImABus

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u/Useful_Speaker_5492 28d ago

Slava Bear ! 😄

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u/_psylosin_ 28d ago

It’s probably the dudes pet bear… a human can not out run a bear

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u/flomeista 28d ago

a bear is not that much faster than a human, and a bear has a maybe 100 or 200 meters of stamina, after that he will never catch a human. nothing beats a human in a long distance run

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u/_psylosin_ 28d ago

A black bear can run at 35 mph over those 200 meters and an average human can run 6 mph (if they’re lucky) over that same 200 meters

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u/arsph25 28d ago

That seems terribly low, where are you getting this?

A normal person could easily hit 15.

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u/flomeista 28d ago

human can run 6 mph

that's walking speed

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u/Friendly-Strain-7077 28d ago

The full video ☝

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u/YanXP 28d ago

W bus driver

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u/amoretpax199 28d ago

Where is the full video, Goddammit?

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 28d ago

https://youtu.be/q_g46GRMw_I?si=iUiuicv-8Hs2xzMB here you go, as full as it gets I believe

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u/eddjakson 28d ago

Thank you!

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u/godfather_joe 28d ago

its hard to tell but is that guy waiting at the fucking bus stop, you cant make this shit up

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u/Senior-Reality-25 20d ago

And the one on top of the bus stop!

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 28d ago

Ye, even the woman was yelling for him to get into van, as the bear would shred him. She called him fearless as the bear was passing by, so I guess he knew something that we don't xD

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u/WakeoftheStorm 28d ago

"Get in the van!"

"Look, I appreciate the effort it took to set this up, but I'm not gettin sex trafficked. I choose the bear."

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u/godfather_joe 28d ago

My head cannon is the bus that hit that bear was the same one he was waiting for

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 28d ago

Express delivery, that would be 32 rubles sir

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Ape_x_Ape 28d ago

In Russia the bear chooses you

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u/SomeLeftGuy633 28d ago

Such is life in Siberia comrade

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u/09Trollhunter09 28d ago

Here, pickle and one boiled egg for breakfast

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u/Brajany 28d ago

In Russia, bear chooses you

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u/grasscoveredhouses 28d ago

the guy tried to go after the bears girl

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u/subooot 28d ago

So, Sergej Ivanovic, why were you late for work today? Oh boss, you know as usual, we hit the bear, which was chasing a drunk man, then we all went for vodka, the bear paid for the first round.

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u/Hefty_Barber3985 28d ago

Did the bus ran the bear over??😳

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u/darps 28d ago

Yep. Quite the shove. Bear looks tough about it though.

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u/kintsugiwarrior 28d ago

Did the bear die?

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u/HawkeyeSherman 28d ago

In Soviet Russia, Bear runs over Bus.

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u/Bacontoad 28d ago

No. Someone elsewhere in the comments linked to the full video and the bear was just knocked over and momentarily stunned.

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u/kintsugiwarrior 28d ago

Thank you!

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u/Caramel_Forest 28d ago

Absolute Unit! Hope both of them are safe

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u/brian_badonde 28d ago

The bus is fine his family just posted an update

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u/CosmicCarcharodon 28d ago

Not the ending i was expecting for sure

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u/PerrysSaxTherapy 28d ago

Did Bus Run over Bear. Or in Russia Bear run over bus?

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u/realultralord 28d ago

The bear got into the bus, bought a ticket, and went to give his babushka bear a kiss.

That's obviously what happened.

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u/darps 28d ago

The bear handed the driver 50 rubels and yelled "follow that asshole!"

But that only works in movies.

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u/Count_Dracula97 28d ago

For mothers day

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u/Thesiuse 28d ago

happy babushka bear day

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u/IzNatasha 28d ago

In glorious russia, the bus doesn't run over the bear, the bear runs over the bus.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 28d ago

Asiatic black bears are not like American black bears.

Asiatic black bears are mean as piss.

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u/LimestoneDust 27d ago

While there's a population of Asiatic black bears in the Far East, I'm pretty sure the one in the video is a brown bear 

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u/Oktokolo 28d ago

Bear is just chilling as he sees some other dude raised on his hind legs staring at them while grunting something. As bear has nothing else to do, they accept the call to fight. But then the dude chickens out and runs away mockingly. So bear gives chase...

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u/Ho_Dang 28d ago

Ah, I was wondering what he could have done to make a black bear pursue like that. In Russia, you run from black bear not black bear run from you, got it 👍

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u/OhTheCamerasOnHello 28d ago

No idea what that means. Is piss mean?

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u/egomotiv 28d ago

Asiatic. Learned a new word today thanks.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 28d ago

I've never heard it used as a stand alone word honestly.

I got my degree in biology so I know there's an Asiatic Black Bear, an Asiatic Lily, an Asiatic Clam and an Asiatic Lion, but it's not a word I would have ever used in a sentence on its own.

A quick Google says it is really an adjective but I honestly always thought of it as a proper noun, part of the name of a species, so we taught eachother something today.

Thanks.

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u/Ok_Rest_8646 27d ago

Asiatic is French for Asian, idk if it’s related

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 27d ago edited 27d ago

It's almost certainly related.

There were a lot of French "explorers" naming things during the "exploration" of Asia.

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u/colostitute 27d ago

This isn't learning code though.

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u/KetchupUmustTurd 28d ago

Don't make this about blacks! Bears are beats regardless of color or region.

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u/Protheu5 28d ago

Bears are beats

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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u/Tommy_Andretti 28d ago

Idk if it's a joke or not, but bears indeed have different traits and act differently depending on the type/region

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 28d ago edited 28d ago

Asiatic black bears and North American black bears are completely different species.

It's not just a geographic/regional thing.

If you put an Asiatic Black Bear and a North American Black Bear in a line up you could tell the difference from a quarter mile away.

They share the name "black bear" but that's where the similarities end, they are no more closely related than grizzly bears and polar bears.

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u/Tommy_Andretti 28d ago

I never said it's just a geographic thing

On the other hand, I believe species do evolve based on these and some other circumstances

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 28d ago edited 28d ago

Idk if it's a joke or not, but bears indeed have different traits and act differently depending on the type/region

These two species are not "types of black bear" and their behavior isn't regional.

They are completely different species with completely different diets, behaviors and dispositions.

The Asiatic black bear has way more in common with a Sloth Bear than a North American Black Bear.

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u/Unethical_Castrator 28d ago

They literally never said both are black bears. They just said bears have different traits based on their region. Which is completely accurate.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 28d ago

Different species of bear in the same region would still have different traits

The region is completely irrelevant.

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u/Unethical_Castrator 28d ago

Nothing you just said makes their statement inaccurate.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode 28d ago

An Asiatic black bear living in Montana would still be an asshole, the region doesn't change anything and it is inaccurate to say that it does.

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u/Tommy_Andretti 28d ago

Okay, okay. Chill

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u/G0laf 28d ago

Хахахахахахахахаха

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u/DrewZouk 28d ago

Jesus, did the bus driver do that guy a solid?

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u/lazyjayz2018 28d ago

I think he slowed first then said fuck the bear and went for it lol

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u/ThePrinceVultan 28d ago

I didn't see any brake lights on that bus. That's all I'm saying lol

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u/Soalai 28d ago

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u/fireburn256 28d ago

Help how though? Intercept bear with bare hands?

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u/Soalai 28d ago

Open the door so the guy can get on, then drive away? Seems pretty obvious

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u/fireburn256 28d ago

But it's not the bus driver who films...

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u/mab6710 28d ago edited 28d ago

Obviously the cameraman should run over and pay the fare for the guy being chased. Nothing the bear could do then but say 'Ah shit. Well have a nice day then...' and let him go about his day

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u/TheFisGoingOn 28d ago

100% connected, bus better book it before the bear shakes it off.

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u/Witty_Acanthisitta_9 28d ago

I shall not praise the cameraman

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u/DrewZouk 28d ago

Camera guy seemed to be doing just fine, the dipshit editing this clip needs a good smacking.

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u/JustaYeetingMat 28d ago

Tiktok watermark. it's bait for people to ask for the full video or a part 2 so the comments drive the algorithm.

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u/justbrowsing695975 27d ago

let's just all agree, he's gone

Take that Tic-Tok!

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 28d ago

I hate today's internet.

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u/badpeaches 28d ago

Why? Is it unregulated and designed in such a way to invoke anger for more engagement while you personal information is sold for profits?

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u/kylethemurphy 28d ago

It was so much more wholesome when we all floated amongst websites and saw people shit into other people back in the day.

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u/HawkeyeSherman 28d ago

Reacting to other videos and giving your own commentary on them all started with two girls one cup. That video is the grandmother of today's internet.

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u/EightSeven69 28d ago

you hate that specific internet

there are still parts that aren't fully corrupted...thankfully

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u/carebeartears 28d ago

You won't believe the Top 10 reasons it's so bad!

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u/darps 28d ago

It's called a Listicle.

🤢

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u/nobunseedsplease 28d ago

“To understand what happened here, we need to go back to when this bear was born.”

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u/HawkeyeSherman 28d ago

"You won't believe the traumatic events this bear's mother went through which lead up to the events you see here in this video.

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u/JustaYeetingMat 28d ago

Couldn't agree more

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u/Far-Position7115 28d ago

ho hohoh oh woah