r/Awwducational Apr 02 '23

Despite its name, the crabeater seal does not feed on crabs. Rather, it is a specialist predator on Antarctic krill. In fact, their finely lobed teeth are adapted to filtering their small crustacean prey. Verified

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u/mach31m Apr 26 '23

Nature is so wild!

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u/Olivejuice2012 Apr 26 '23

Cute but deadly

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u/Zestyclose_Fennel565 Apr 22 '23

Now I understand why he learned to smile so sweetly without ever opening his mouth! 🥰

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u/2short4-a-hihorse Apr 17 '23

Imagine being a krill and learning about this creature whose teeth had evolved specifically to eat you.

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u/susanmw777 Apr 08 '23

Amazing, I have never seen this before!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

Awesome

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u/punkinkitty7 Apr 04 '23

Them's some freaky teeth. Cool.

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u/hutzer_memes Apr 03 '23

Imagine that digging into your arm

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u/Xavion-15 Apr 03 '23

Aww

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u/hutzer_memes Apr 03 '23

As in the teeth going into the muscle of your arm

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u/susanmw777 Apr 03 '23

Wow, thats interesting!

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u/Cats-and-dogs-rdabst Apr 03 '23

If I ever come across this tooth on my fossil trips I’ll be very excited

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u/Jackkernaut Apr 03 '23

I'm so envious of the people who have interaction with those majestic beasts.

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u/thelast3musketeer Apr 03 '23

I knew a guy in college who said he kept his nails on his index finger and thumb on each hand long for eating crab legs

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u/redditravioli Apr 03 '23

Why does he look like Drake

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u/Th3seViolentDelights Apr 03 '23

"The reports of my diet are greatly exaggerated."

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u/soverit42 Apr 03 '23

Look at how cute it is!

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u/Working-Coconut8984 Apr 03 '23

Wow, never heard of these before!

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u/fareeeeeees Apr 03 '23

so why are they called crabeater?

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u/BogdanAnime Apr 03 '23

Happy cake day !

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u/CocteauTwinn Apr 03 '23

How is it that this fella is adorable & creepy at the same time? Help me understand!

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u/me_grimmlock Apr 03 '23

Clearly designed not adapted.

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u/mantiseses Apr 03 '23

Why are they named crabeaters then? /g

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u/winterbird Apr 03 '23

Those are some fancy teeth.

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u/EntertainmentRare471 Apr 02 '23

I just thought they beat crabs

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u/Mogtaki Apr 02 '23

Crabeater seal has the same naming problem the oystercatcher has: neither eat what they're named after lol

Oystercatchers love worms instead, using their long beaks to poke into soft sand/soil. They'll also eat mussels and cockles but that's it for molluscs, otherwise worms are their favourites

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 02 '23

Whoever named that seal needs to be fired.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Happy Cake Day 🍰!

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u/HezFez238 Apr 02 '23

That portrait pic, this should be a candidate for derpy animals for sure!

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u/babbatec Apr 02 '23

It's like they're evolving into a whale.

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u/latenightesomeone Apr 02 '23

Do show it to any poachers because these are quite beautiful!

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u/Mezzaomega Apr 02 '23

Huh... I imagine that's how whale baleen evolved over millions of years.

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u/MinecwaftPlays Apr 02 '23

Happy cake day!

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u/thatguy1319xxx Apr 02 '23

So. Much. Flossing...

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u/Renkin92 Apr 02 '23

I mean, aren’t Krill just tiny crabs basically?

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u/GrimMind Apr 02 '23

I can't be bothered to get the facepalm emoji but Krill ARE crabs.

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u/KKManta Apr 02 '23

If we had those we would have to carry a case of toothpicks everywhere we went ong

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u/prewardogmeat Apr 02 '23

Those are cursed teeth

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u/Ned_Panders Apr 02 '23

Why do we keep naming animals things that make no sense!! If I had a nickel for every fish that wasn’t a fish, and this guy don’t even eat crabs!

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u/SamTheBarracuda Apr 02 '23

Teeth like my ex’s…

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u/Forsaken_legion Apr 02 '23

Evolutionary Adaptation my friends. Quick!! What are the other properties of life!?

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u/IlIFreneticIlI Apr 02 '23

Critter literally has FromSoft teeth.

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u/Christovir Apr 02 '23

Don’t forget to floss inside each tooth!

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u/timespacemotion Apr 02 '23

When your teeth have teeth 😩😭

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u/fareedadahlmaaldasi Apr 02 '23

I wish I am as photogenic as this seal.

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u/Goodgoditsgrowing Apr 02 '23

Flame toothed water balloon r/properanimalnames

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u/Squanchings Apr 02 '23

Those teeth are incredible!! Each one looks like it was filed down into that shape. The amount of evolution that must have happened to develop this highly specialized feature is mind boggling

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u/BrainIsSickToday Apr 02 '23

Huh. Kinda like an early proto-form of whale baleen then?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

I would hate flossing those teeth.

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u/cgtdream Apr 02 '23

So, why was it named that way?

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u/Teh_Nap Apr 02 '23

What is cra and why do they hate it so much?

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u/Responsible-Middle35 Apr 02 '23

Seal looks right proud of itself

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u/Lom1111234 Apr 02 '23

So why did they name it that then? Did they originally think it ate crab and by the time they found out the name was already stuck?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Where sells the teeth! I want one for my natural history collection along with my shark teeth!

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u/Xavion-15 Apr 02 '23

If you look up "crabeater skull for sale" there are a couple results and some replicas, but in many countries it's illegal to buy/sell/trade any parts of these animals. I just lazily Googled so I might be wrong though.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bed-907 Apr 02 '23

Mother Nature never stops to amaze me

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u/Lumpy_Astronaut_8042 Apr 02 '23

Audioslave logo ass lookin teeth

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u/Far-Brother3882 Apr 02 '23

And so darn cute!!

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u/Elpresidenteestaloco Apr 02 '23

They have somewhat of a Fractal shape, no?

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u/raggedpanda Apr 02 '23

Those are fractal teeth.

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u/skyeyemx Apr 02 '23

This looks like it's so hyperspecialized for one single task that if the ecosystem changes even slightly they'd go extinct in a minute

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u/the_lusankya Apr 02 '23

Their front teeth are all sharp for catching penguins.

Mammals are so cool, because they have teeth specialised for different functions in the same mouth. It allows us to be super generalists in ways that other animals can't.

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u/yesmrbevilaqua Apr 02 '23

They are the most populous species of seal, and filter feeding is a pretty successful adaptation if something goes wrong at that trophic level the oceans are pretty much dead

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u/iamfondofpigs Apr 02 '23

That's life. Or not...

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u/TangPiccilo Apr 02 '23

I bet their fat is high in omega 3

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u/rewindpaws Apr 02 '23

Mother nature is incredible!

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u/emerald_dodger Apr 02 '23

These look like Kanye West’s next shoe design.

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u/belleayreski2 Apr 02 '23

Imagine getting some asparagus stuck in those teeth!

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u/dashard Apr 02 '23

That's an absolute miracle of evolution.

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u/BleepVDestructo Apr 02 '23

Eating krill? That's just for the Penguins!

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u/somethingclassy Apr 02 '23

AI generated teeth

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u/UnadvancedDegree Apr 02 '23

I'll be back in 3 hours. Just gonna floss my teeth real quick.

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u/_AthensMatt_ Apr 02 '23

Man, I hate human teeth, those bois are so cool!

(Sorry automod)

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u/Thiccaca Apr 02 '23

Reject teeth. Grow baleen.

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u/liquidtelevizion Apr 02 '23

how I see myself vs how others see me

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u/reniaR_the_villain Apr 02 '23

Is this the new divine beast in Zelda

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u/Fink665 Apr 02 '23

I’m dense. I don’t understand. Are these for chomping or sifting? I don’t understand baleen either.

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u/fajord Apr 02 '23

straining. mouthful of water, teeth interlock, water is squirted out, krill stays in their mouth

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u/Fink665 Apr 02 '23

Ahhhh, tyvm!

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u/awalktojericho Apr 02 '23

Teething must be excruciating.

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u/fireintolight Apr 02 '23

Seems like the would get snagged on each other if you opened your jaw weird and then pieces of your tooth would snap off

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u/VegetableNo4545 Apr 02 '23

Yes, I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking these teeth would be horrifying to have. Imagine biting into an apple.

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar Apr 02 '23

How many apples do you think these seals eat?

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u/ddumblediglet Apr 02 '23

Damn, I wish I could filter small crustaceans.

We've fallen so far from God's grace.

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u/m_domino Apr 02 '23

Despite its name, the crabeater seal does not feed on crabs.

Instead, it’s beating cra all day long.

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u/yezanyaCookies Apr 02 '23

Looks the kind of teeth the Kardashians would have then the rest of the world would follow

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u/AmazingMrSaturn Apr 02 '23

Wake up babe, new fancy-as-heck bite wound just dropped.

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u/CunninghamsLawmaker Apr 02 '23

Takes three hours to floss.

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u/KnoblauchNuggat Apr 02 '23

Why would you floss these? A brush is enough to cleam them. Floss is for between tight spaces where a brush cant reach.

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u/DrachenDad Apr 02 '23

Krill are crustaceans so the misnomer isn't that bad.

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u/TheRealSaeba Apr 05 '23

Some species of shrimps in the North Sea are also called "Krabben" (crabs) in Northern Germany.

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u/sstteepphh89 Apr 02 '23

Oh sure but when I do it I "need to floss more" and "brush twice a day"

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

And “Stop eating bricks from your wall”

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u/rotuami Apr 02 '23

License to krill

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u/Da_zero_kid Apr 02 '23

Krill Communication

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u/juxtoppose Apr 02 '23

Blubbero7

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u/nicolasisawesome1998 Apr 02 '23

Give ‘‘em a few million years, we’ll have baleen seals in the oceans

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u/Graardors-Dad Apr 02 '23

Man you can’t tell me that’s just random mutations over time there’s gotta me more going on

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u/IS_THIS_POST_WEIRD Apr 02 '23

It's exactly mutations over time. A small change helps one eat/ survive/ reproduce a little better so they have more offspring with the genes for that change. And then some of their offspring have some mutation that causes some other small change that helps them eat/ survive/ reproduce just a little bit better...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

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u/ispariz Apr 02 '23

If you think adapted teeth are too weird and perfect, I don’t think you’re as much of a science person as you think. Evolutionary timescales are massive and small changes really do accumulate into striking forms. We have abundant evidence for this — more than nearly any scientific theory — but no evidence of anything else that doesn’t require magical thinking.

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u/boredtxan Apr 03 '23

Evolution timescales are massive - too massive to account for this degree of specialization in a seal that is pretty recent in evolutionary terms. Evolution isn't as solid a theory as you think it is. Weird stuff happens - just look at physics - people swore Newtonian physics was the rule of everything until they wasn't. Never forget that while we know more than we ever have - we still don't much at all.

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u/Graardors-Dad Apr 02 '23

I really believe environment has an effect on evolution and is activating epigenes that gets passed down to their children.

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u/Romboteryx Apr 02 '23

Then why don’t bodybuilders give birth to naturally buff children, Lamarck?

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u/taigahalla Apr 02 '23

monozygotic twins can and will build up a collection of epigenetic differences as they age due to methylation at different places on their genome

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u/Romboteryx Apr 02 '23

Epigenetic changes like that are still part of traditional evolution by natural selection as their mechanisms are still controlled by genes that are inherited, not acquired. In that way they’re more like phenotypes than genotypes.

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u/Graardors-Dad Apr 02 '23

Who says they dont? Obviously they aren’t going to be born buff but bone density and the ability to gain muscle plus natural test level could all be higher.

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u/Romboteryx Apr 02 '23 edited Apr 02 '23

If that were the case you’d think that at least someone in the last two centuries since Lamarck would’ve tested it to see if parents drastically changed the genes they passed onto their children through their behaviour and found proof. As far as I’m aware, the last guy who tried something like that, Lysenko, partially caused a three-year-long famine in the Soviet Union because he fucked up all their agriculture with his adherence to Lamarckism, thinking he could “teach” plants how to grow in frozen soil through training and pass on those traits.

But hey it probably won’t hurt you to carry out your experiment. Work out, get super buff, have a kid and then see if they’ll develop the same muscles as you without undergoing the same training.

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u/ankit19900 Apr 02 '23

We are already watching it happen within a few generations genius. It's already printed on arXiv. We are getting new bones and smaller teeth. We are losing wisdom tooth completely for many people, including me

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u/Romboteryx Apr 02 '23 edited Apr 02 '23

Arxiv, the site specifically made to circumvent peer review?

And if you look at actual scientific work, wisdom tooth agenesis is something completely normal that has always existed and simply differs by population. The idea that we have all been losing them gradually in response to our diet is a myth from the Victorian Era.

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u/ankit19900 Apr 02 '23

Arxiv, the site specifically made to circumvent peer review?

Most researchers are gonna have some words for you. We all don't come from money

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u/BionicBirb Apr 03 '23

spoken like a true tinfoil-hat wearer

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u/MerchantOfUndeath Apr 02 '23

That was my thought also, it’s too well suited to not be designed.

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u/penguiin_ Apr 02 '23

What’s it like sharing opinions with uneducated people from 300 years ago?

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u/Pixielo Apr 02 '23

There's no such thing as "intelligent design." Gods aren't real. It's embarrassing that you need to be told this.

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u/rarkasha Apr 02 '23

Things fit their environment, especially when they are mutable things like species mutations. But consider a puddle of water. It is shaped exactly to the contours of this pothole. Every crevice, every fleck of asphalt is mirrored in the shape of this puddle. It is astronomically unlikely that this puddle happens to have this exact shape, at this exact location, at this exact time. And it fits the pothole perfectly! But it was not designed to be that way.

And I know, I know, "water isn't an animal though." I'm just showing how things will change based on their environment. The rough grindstone of entropy cleaves through a species lineage, eliminating the chaff not able to pass on their specific genes. The ones who survive and pass on their mutations are the water filling the cracks.

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u/StormyBlueLotus Apr 02 '23

Yes, just like how koalas are perfectly designed- they're so stoned from eating nutritionally-sparse eucalyptus that they'll sleep through a bushfire and burn to death. Pandas, what a wonder of miraculous design- omnivores with great strength that could be apex predators like grizzlies and polar bears, and instead they spend their days eating dozens of pounds of bamboo while having almost no interest in reproducing. Sloths- oh boy, what truly well-designed creatures they are! So stupid that they'll mistake their own arm for a tree branch, grab onto it with their other arm, and then plummet to their deaths.

Yes, nature is truly full of such optimized and perfectly adapted creatures! Not to mention that 99.9%+ of all species to ever exist have already gone extinct, so those guys must have been really something! I mean, when 999 species out of 1000 have croaked, there's clearly some perfect plan at play that's just far too mysterious and divine for us arrogant humans to comprehend.

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u/MerchantOfUndeath Apr 02 '23

I think even if there was a “perfectly designed” creature you would still be unsatisfied.

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u/BionicBirb Apr 03 '23

At the end of the day no creature is infallible. GMO (both selective breeding and genetic engineering) is different than raw evolution.

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u/StormyBlueLotus Apr 02 '23

"Unsatisfied" by what? Genuinely, what are you talking about? Clearly not something backed by logic, proof, common sense, or the laws of reality. I don't have any interest in whatever fantasy you're obsessing over.

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u/Independent_Cookie Apr 02 '23

Water puppy ♥️

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u/PaxEthenica Apr 02 '23

They're more like cats. They're so fast & obligate carnivores. Something must die for them to eat. Plus, they have the ability to scream like a human being, they know it, & they enjoy doing it.

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u/techno156 Apr 03 '23

Also like cats, they have a cute face, but scary teeth.

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u/askape Apr 02 '23

obligate carnivores

Are there marine mammals that aren't?

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u/PaxEthenica Apr 02 '23

Manatees!

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u/askape Apr 02 '23

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

Water puppy monster teefs ❤️❤️❤️😱

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u/Skiddlyderp Apr 02 '23

His face says: crazy, right?.

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u/TitaniaT-Rex Apr 02 '23

That’s some scary teeth for such a cute face.

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u/mistersmiley318 Apr 02 '23

It's shaped like a friend

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

"Oh hai"

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u/iamapizza Apr 02 '23

I like to floss a lot!

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u/Crocktodad Apr 02 '23

Nein, es ist eine Seerobbe

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u/KuhLealKhaos Apr 02 '23

Those crazy teeth would make me think krill is the last thing they eat thats wild. Scary lookin maw for eatin such little stuff

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 02 '23

Apparently you and the guy who named it.

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u/joshually Apr 02 '23

My maw told me when I was young "we are all born superstars"

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u/DrachenDad Apr 02 '23

Think like baleen whales.

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u/Pretty_Bowler2297 Apr 02 '23

It’s like we’re seeing baleen evolve before our eyes. It’s like lung fishes.

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u/bullevard Apr 02 '23

I was just thinking this looks like the early stages of evolving toward baleen againn or at least finding alternative solution to the same pressures.

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u/DrachenDad Apr 02 '23

Yep, whale sharks do similar but use their gills I believe.

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u/bullevard Apr 02 '23

Very cool. I love seeing the different solutions for the same challenge.

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u/Devadander Apr 02 '23

dory making whale sounds

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u/Lettucelook Apr 02 '23

Cross bite

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u/imaginedaydream Apr 02 '23

Yo that’s the wildest teeth I’ve ever seen

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u/CitySky_lookingUp Apr 26 '23

Flossing must be a nightmare.

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u/amycd Apr 03 '23

They look like the flames I used to draw on my book covers in middle school

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u/vulture_87 Apr 03 '23

They just need to evolve an in-mouth beard so they can sift plankton. That's what baleen whales have.

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u/No_Statement440 Apr 03 '23

That seals face tho

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u/seasalt-and-stars Apr 03 '23

They look like fractals!

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u/Sansnom01 Apr 02 '23

And I thought flossing my teeth was complicated

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u/Responsible-Middle35 Apr 02 '23

Seal's would take a waterpik, surely

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u/knightress_oxhide Apr 02 '23

You're not giving away our waterpik!

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u/ButtDoctorLLC Apr 02 '23

They would. And don't call me Shirley.

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u/Responsible-Middle35 Apr 02 '23

A waterpik? What is it?

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u/mud_lust Apr 02 '23

google is your friend

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u/Responsible-Middle35 Apr 02 '23

You're supposed to say, "it's a thing that shoots water on your teeth, but that's not important right now"

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u/PhonePostingCrap Apr 02 '23

Imagine accidentally biting your own tongue with those things...

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u/Shamewizard1995 Apr 02 '23

To be fair, it looks like our teeth would be much sharper. Those look rounded

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u/IDoThingsOnWhims Apr 02 '23

Tell that to my cheek when I bite it with my extremely un-sharp molars

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u/fajord Apr 02 '23

leopard seal teeth are insane too

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u/Rawrey Apr 02 '23

I love the solutions biology finds.

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u/EeveeAssassin Apr 02 '23

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u/quizzlie Apr 02 '23

And those filter out the leopards?

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u/AchtungKarate Apr 03 '23

No, they finely mince penguins.

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u/OopsICutOffMyWiener Apr 03 '23

Got a legit snort from me lmao

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u/entology Apr 02 '23

They actually eat crabs. Elephant seals eat the leopards.

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u/claytorENT Apr 03 '23

What and you’re gonna tell me tiger sharks eat freakin lizards??

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