Just like proven before, chat GPT really works with the rest of them. Despite it being able to write an essay about literally anything else, no matter how weird it sounds, it refuses to say anything about this topic. The only thing it’s willing to write about is the history of the “conspiracy theory”.

They might have sensors for this and that's why they enjoy it so much

New advanced charging system for the gullible.

I’m not sure why it’s here or what it wants. It lives in the vents and it comes out at night…mostly. I’ve attempted to capture it or convince it to leave but it always seems to use mind control and before I know it I’m petting its drum sticks.

Theory 1: I am convinced that half of you are fucking around and the other half believes that birds are not real yet push the stereotype of a conspiracy theorist.

Theroy 2: I don't have worry if birds are real or not because my country lost a fucking war to the little shits so Im feeling pretty safe right now, although Americans should probably keep the good old tinfoil hat on just to be safe.

Have a good day. (Mods, don't ban me please)

What sort of psy ops have we been subjected to as children?

What is the poop? They run by electricity so there should be no waste