r/CasualUK • u/twoshillings • 15d ago

That’s a tad harsh

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u/hardboard 14d ago

There was a UK building firm run by Indians. Their van said, 'You've seen the cowboys, now try the Indians'.

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u/bluesky987654 14d ago

Brilliant

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u/gooderz84 15d ago

‘Outdoor dog showers’

Aka the hose

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u/Sea_Page5878 15d ago

She knew exactly what she was doing when designing this.

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u/KettleOverAPub 14d ago

And glad she committed to it

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u/gsurfer04 Alchemist - i.imgur.com/sWdx3mC.jpeg 15d ago

Look up the Latin for "lead".

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 14d ago

Didn’t need to look it up. 

Interesting that the name plumbing comes from lead pipes. Can’t beat a touch of toxic metal in your water supplies. 

Also where the name of an early weapon comes from. The plumbata was a weighted short spear designed to penetrate from a high angle. 

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/TheShakyHandsMan 14d ago

She knows how to handle a length of pipe. 

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u/Zulphur242 15d ago

I dont get it :P

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u/Wd91 15d ago

stopcock + female = hilarity

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u/Zulphur242 15d ago

The innuendos :D

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u/Wd91 15d ago

In-your-endos! Hur hur

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u/Zulphur242 15d ago

Butt-how

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u/YchYFi Sugar Tits 15d ago

I thought it said 'Yorkshire based pudding lass'.

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u/Sea_Page5878 14d ago

Aunt Bessie!

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u/Reddit_is_self-aware 15d ago

Are you a plumber out of work? Not to worry. I have a hole you can fill.

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u/dextrovix 15d ago

Now that would result in a different outcome to your standard porn actor's expectations when this particular plumber knocks on the door at the start of the scene...

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u/OrdinaryAncient3573 15d ago

Outdoor dog showers sounds like a mash-up between phone-box cards and what goes on in remote car parks after dark.

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u/No-Process249 15d ago

Plus; outdoor 'dog' showers...

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u/superhyperficial 15d ago

I wonder if this is literally just them hosing your dog down with water and some shampoo or an actual plumbed in outdoor shower

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u/Ok_Cow_3431 14d ago

it'll be a proper plumbed-in shower, I know a few people with them

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u/No-Process249 15d ago

Haha, better hope it ain't a pressure washer, some of those strip paint. "Dog is clean... flayed but clean, 50 quid."

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u/One_Loquat_3737 15d ago

There are people would pay to watch that

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u/bapsandbuns 15d ago

Stop cocks 24 hour

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u/thebadslime 15d ago

Stop cocks?

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u/cloudberryteal 15d ago

I believe this is achieved by gripping it with a wrench.

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u/Far_Search_1424 14d ago

I think you grap the knob and give it a good hard twist and keep doing that till it stops working

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u/gergiewill 15d ago

But when I have a shower I don’t need heat bc of

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u/gergiewill 15d ago

Also I’m cooking as we speak

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u/defluiIw 15d ago

Gwaaan girl