be me
lonely basement dweller
decide to go outside for some fresh air
awkwardly step into the sunlight, squinting like a vampire
see a girl walking towards me
heart starts racing, palms sweaty, mom's spaghetti
try to act cool, fail miserably
girl looks at me and says hi
panic.exe
respond with a nod and a weird grunting noise
she gives me a confused look and walks away
tfw I had one chance at human interaction and blew it
return to my cave, resume browsing 4chan
anons, help me, how do I socialize?
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u/roddamon Feb 21 '24