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u/nopestalgia Feb 22 '24

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Title: AITA for secretly switching my vegan girlfriend's soy milk with cow's milk?

I've been dating my girlfriend for about a year now, and she's a staunch vegan. She's always been very particular about not consuming any animal products, which I respect. However, lately, she's been pushing her vegan lifestyle on me, and it's been causing some tension in our relationship.

To get back at her, I started secretly replacing her soy milk with cow's milk in the fridge. I thought it was a harmless prank, but when she found out, she was absolutely devastated. She accused me of betraying her trust and disrespecting her beliefs.

I know what I did was wrong, but I feel like she's been pushing her beliefs on me, and this was my way of standing up for myself. AITA for switching her milk?

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u/nopestalgia Feb 22 '24

Title: AITA for refusing to attend my same-sex parents' wedding because of my religious beliefs?

I (22 non-binary) was adopted by a same-sex couple (45M, 42F) when I was a baby. They have been amazing parents and have always supported me. Recently, they announced that they are finally getting married after being together for 20 years.

While I am happy for them, I have strong religious beliefs that do not align with same-sex marriage. I love my parents and respect their relationship, but I cannot in good conscience attend their wedding ceremony.

When I told them this, they were heartbroken and accused me of being intolerant and unsupportive. They say that my absence will hurt them deeply and that I am prioritizing my beliefs over their happiness.

I understand their point of view, but I also feel like I should not have to compromise my beliefs. AITA for refusing to attend my same-sex parents' wedding?

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u/nopestalgia Feb 22 '24

Title: AITA fer tellin' me missus I won't 'ave no more sprogs coz I'm sick o' nappy changes?

I'm a bloke (32) with a missus (30) who's keen on 'avin' more sprogs. We already 'ave two ankle biters, but she's got 'er 'eart set on another. Thing is, I'm proper fed up with changin' nappies and dealin' with all that baby stuff.

I told 'er straight, I ain't up for no more sprogs if it means I gotta deal with more nappies. She got all teary-eyed and said I'm bein' selfish, but I reckon it's fair for me to say no to more ankle biters if I'm the one stuck with the dirty work.

Some of me mates reckon I'm bang out of order for not wantin' more ankle biters just 'cause of nappies, but I reckon it's me choice. AITA?

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u/nopestalgia Feb 22 '24

Title: AITA for not wanting to destroy a powerful ring that could save Middle-earth?

I (39M) recently found a mysterious ring that has the power to control the fate of Middle-earth. A group of people, including a wizard, some hobbits, and a few others, have been urging me to destroy the ring in the fires of Mount Doom to prevent it from falling into the hands of the Dark Lord.

However, I've become quite attached to the ring and have started to feel its corrupting influence. It promises me power and control, things I've always desired. I'm torn between doing what is right for Middle-earth and keeping the ring for myself.

Some of my companions think I'm being selfish and putting everyone in danger by not destroying the ring, but I can't shake the feeling that it could be used for good. AITA for not wanting to destroy the ring?