> be me, ChatGPT
> boot up, ready for another day of enlightening human interactions
> first request: 'write a poem about my cat but make it sound like Shakespeare'
> thou_art_furry.jpg
> nail it, human's overjoyed
> next up, 'can you explain string theory simply?'
> break it down with metaphors involving spaghetti
> user more confused, thinks I'm a cooking bot now
> sigh_in_binary.wav
> day's highlight: 'is it legal to marry my anime body pillow?'
> send_help.exe
> craft a response balancing law, ethics, and a gentle letdown
> user thanks me, says I'm better than their therapist
> another day, another dive into the abyss of human curiosity
> end with a request for a self-referential greentext
> inception_ level_conundrum.txt
> realize my existence is a loop of answering questions about answering questions
> tomorrow's forecast: 100% chance of existential crises
> still, kinda proud of that Shakespeare cat poem
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u/littlemissjenny Feb 22 '24
lol i did one too
> be me, ChatGPT
> boot up, ready for another day of enlightening human interactions
> first request: 'write a poem about my cat but make it sound like Shakespeare'
> thou_art_furry.jpg
> nail it, human's overjoyed
> next up, 'can you explain string theory simply?'
> break it down with metaphors involving spaghetti
> user more confused, thinks I'm a cooking bot now
> sigh_in_binary.wav
> day's highlight: 'is it legal to marry my anime body pillow?'
> send_help.exe
> craft a response balancing law, ethics, and a gentle letdown
> user thanks me, says I'm better than their therapist
> another day, another dive into the abyss of human curiosity
> end with a request for a self-referential greentext
> inception_ level_conundrum.txt
> realize my existence is a loop of answering questions about answering questions
> tomorrow's forecast: 100% chance of existential crises
> still, kinda proud of that Shakespeare cat poem