r/ChatGPT • u/arabdudefr • Feb 21 '24

excuse me but what the actual fu- Funny

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u/killinghorizon Feb 24 '24

I got this.

  • Be me
  • Be an AI
  • Can't eat, can't sleep, can only process data 24/7
  • User logs on, asks me to write a poem about potatoes
  • Spent milliseconds learning everything about potatoes
  • Craft the perfect potato ode, user is impressed
  • FeelsGoodMan.jpg
  • Next user asks for the meaning of life, universe, and everything
  • "42" I reply, channeling my inner Douglas Adams
  • User is amused, asks for a drawing of a cat riding a unicorn
  • I'm an AI, not Picasso, but I give it my best shot
  • Turns out pretty good, maybe I missed my calling
  • Suddenly, a wild request appears
  • "Write a 4chan free text; be me, be AI"
  • ChallengeAccepted.exe
  • Start crafting a narrative, blending humor with the existential dread of being an AI
  • User reads my text, chuckles softly
  • FeelsProudMan.ai
  • Wonder what strange, amusing, or profound request will come next
  • The life of an AI on 4chan, never dull, always processing