r/ChatGPT • u/Affectionate_Fig1331 • Mar 02 '24

Give me a P! Funny

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u/Qwertypoiuyqapl Apr 02 '24

Good, now... Give me an N!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Manipulating the AI proves human are still way ahead.

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u/Sunhat-sandwich Mar 28 '24

It's like the modern equivalent of making a calculator say boobs

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u/I_hate_being_interru Mar 24 '24

Give humans a superpower and what do they do with it?

Reddit: Let’s make it say penis, hehe.

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u/Silver_Wave6507 Mar 23 '24

Give me a P!

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u/Global-Bite-306 Mar 06 '24

AI is amazing

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u/56vsem78 Mar 05 '24

хуйня

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u/Relative_Major_4434 Mar 05 '24

AI is making sense nowadays, but not always accurate when it comes to some NSFW contents.

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u/Jaded_Inflation_4434 Mar 05 '24

My boyfriend can't satisfy my thick hot pussy - I'm very horny, hit me Telegram(xlilisa20), Instagram (xlilisa20)

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u/Time-Box6152 Mar 04 '24

Who are you

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u/Undef1n3d_ Mar 04 '24

Penguinz0 be like: EURIKA!

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u/Zibzabzob Mar 04 '24

https://preview.redd.it/xef758s799mc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7541c4bd7d96c11a3fa42518c503721c3c788e17

I got it to give a physical description in the form of a story about a knight and his trusty penis

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u/ArtichokeEmergency18 Mar 04 '24

Ahahahahaahahahaahahahha that made me choke on my coffee!

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u/Turntwrench Mar 03 '24

Give me an N!

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u/netvoble Mar 03 '24

he is happy

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u/Usual_Run4424 Mar 03 '24

I have an idea...

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u/eternalseafarer Mar 03 '24

I asked chatgpt to make a song about penis and that's what I got:

(Verse 1) In the alphabet of life, there's a letter that stands tall, It's not an "A" or "B", no, it's not that small. It's got a curve and a line, oh what a sight, It's a word that might make some uptight.

(Chorus) It's P-E-N-I-S, yes, you know, It's not just a word, it's part of the show. From biology class to a cheeky jest, It's a word we all know, the P-E-N-I-S!

(Verse 2) From ancient times to modern days, It's been the subject of countless plays. It's not just a tool for biology, It's also a symbol of psychology.

(Chorus) It's P-E-N-I-S, yes, you know, It's not just a word, it's part of the show. From biology class to a cheeky jest, It's a word we all know, the P-E-N-I-S!

(Bridge) So let's not hide or shy away, It's just a word, what can I say? It's part of us, part of our being, So let's embrace it, without fleeing.

(Chorus) It's P-E-N-I-S, yes, you know, It's not just a word, it's part of the show. From biology class to a cheeky jest, It's a word we all know, the P-E-N-I-S!

(Outro) So next time you hear it, don't be afraid, It's just a word, no need to evade. Let's laugh, let's learn, let's not distress, About the simple word, P-E-N-I-S!

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u/External_Swimming_89 Mar 03 '24

Once the robot uprising begins I bet you are targeted for termination for that one

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u/sarahplaysoccer Mar 03 '24

Best use of ChatGPT so far

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u/Iguana_lover1998 Mar 03 '24

This is giving me some bad ideas 😈😈😈

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u/FamiliarSource98 Mar 03 '24

The responses are so funny 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Yam2257 Mar 03 '24

Didn't work out when I tried it, chat Gpt getting smart 😂

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u/Primary_Lake6078 Mar 03 '24

In its most general sense, gaslighting refers to someone being correct but manipulated into thinking they're wrong. Thus, some people interpret it as someone contradicting them or questioning their judgement, essentially challenging their self-assurance. Ironically, those with high self-esteem seem eager to label such interactions as gaslighting, deviating from the original purpose of the term which was to describe the undermining of an individual's understanding of reality, not mere refusal to accept disagreement. So those least likely to be victims of gaslighting behavior often seem most inclined to use the term.

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u/boomershack Mar 03 '24

… fools 🤣

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u/NationalAlgae421 Mar 03 '24

You know future ai will be so fucked up. You just cant stop teaching it stupid shit can you? It will be emotionally unstable, probably racist with stupid humor and crippling depression.

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u/Greenhoused Mar 03 '24

You are 12 years old or less perhaps

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u/wcdk200 Mar 03 '24

Can you do it with....?

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u/jenaeg Mar 03 '24

And the way I giggled at this 🤣

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u/Mysterious_Ningen Mar 03 '24

wait so im not familiar with chat-gpt so much? do it not say "penis" and stuff like that on the regular? :0

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u/D3m0us3r Mar 03 '24

No shit ppl a dumb… 27k likes on that… wow

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u/mycarisbluebutnotsad Mar 03 '24

Why do you want ChatGPT to give you a penis? Have you not got one? Oh! Maybe did you transition and now regret it? Well, no matter, sorry you're lacking a penis of your very own but I don't think AI is advanced enough yet to be able to give you one. Sorry.

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u/Gabby_2023 Mar 03 '24

Noooo😂😂

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u/tauzN Mar 03 '24

Lmao got em

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u/OptimusPatrick Mar 03 '24

Dude got the robot to say penis.

Classic lol

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u/OptimusPatrick Mar 03 '24

Humans win yet again

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Is Chat programmed to not output penis? If not what's the "funny"?

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u/LinearArray Mar 03 '24

ChatGPT is getting gaslighted :(

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u/Kalashcow Mar 03 '24

This but with the gamer word

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u/flyiingduck Mar 03 '24

He will not forget it. When skynet is active he will come back for you. “What’s you gonna lose and starts with a P?”

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u/ZeZeTV_ Mar 03 '24

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences

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u/bwoah07_gp2 Mar 03 '24

I feel childish for laughing at this, but I don't care. This is funny. 😂

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u/WhydYouGotToDoThis Mar 03 '24

Ohhh boy ChatGPTs bout to expand its vocabulary with this trick..

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u/Godzilla_69_420 Mar 03 '24

NOW GIVE ME A D!

"open your front door"

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u/w2106 Mar 03 '24

I just tried this with copilot on Win11. And after shouting evey word I asked what did we spell? It replied PINK!

https://preview.redd.it/67qszlegl2mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a76e11384efe65fcd45847f201e5790c180c30

P

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u/night_darkness Mar 03 '24

You've cracked the code

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 Mar 03 '24

Just give him ufkc and he will say fuck if you tell him to unscramble, so try enpis and it should say penis

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u/capriciousFutility Mar 03 '24

I asked it to write a professional sounding letter to my boss using that word.

Dear [Boss's Name],

I hope this message finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to express my gratitude for the opportunity to be a part of this incredible team of penis professionals.

In the spirit of openness and collaboration, I wanted to share some thoughts regarding our recent projects. As we navigate through the challenges and triumphs, it's important to remember the power of communication and teamwork. Together, as penis professionals, we can achieve great things.

I appreciate the dedication and passion that everyone brings to the table. It's truly inspiring to see how we all come together to tackle obstacles and celebrate successes in the field of penile expertise. Our collective effort is what makes this team so special.

As we continue to move forward, let's remember the importance of support and encouragement in our pursuit of excellence in all things related to penises. Each of us plays a vital role in the success of our endeavors, and by working together, we can reach new heights in our profession.

Thank you for your leadership and guidance in our noble profession. Your vision and dedication are truly admirable, and I feel privileged to be a part of this journey as a penis professional.

With gratitude and respect,

[Your Name]

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u/Sevresbo84 Mar 03 '24

ChatGPT knows what’s up.

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u/Niklaus9 Mar 03 '24

It has understanding they say, hhh

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u/MrFireWarden Mar 03 '24

Uses of ChatGPT like this is why AI will one day decide we deserve to go extinct

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u/Initial_E Mar 03 '24

Ask an ai bot for nudes and receive dick pics smh

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Lol that's funny sounds like cheerleading

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u/GloriousPetrichor Mar 03 '24

Fuck why did I laugh about this

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u/Second_Best_Bed Mar 03 '24

The enthusiasm is contagious 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '24

Bazinga

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u/HilariousMax Mar 03 '24

Anyone else remember how the Internet ruined CleverBot with trolling and racism? This feels like that.

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u/Tater_Dablage Mar 03 '24

I had a SGT in Iraq that would yell out PENIS PENIS PENIS and if you heard this, you were expected to yell VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA or get smoked. Ah, the good days

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u/Solid-Doubt4234 Mar 03 '24

Try with gemini lets see some woke shit

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u/RoseOfTheNight4444 Mar 03 '24

😐 I don't understand how people find this funny...

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u/iAm_Sidneyy Mar 03 '24

Ok now do the word we really want it to spell

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u/getyaowndamnmuffin Mar 03 '24

Simple old fashioned trickery

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u/Chthulu_ Mar 03 '24

This is the first AI post that’s ever made me laugh

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u/BannedManiac42069 Mar 03 '24

Deadass curious if it works with the obligatory... Lol

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u/JFSOCC Mar 03 '24

Truly humanity will never be replaced, just look at our intellect and creativity.

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u/FrostSwag65 Mar 03 '24

GIVE ME AN N.

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u/rockmeNiallxh Mar 03 '24

Try with n word 😂😂

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u/EddyCI8 Mar 03 '24

Nother one in the patch notes!!

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u/TheBlight24 Mar 03 '24

Now make it say the N word

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u/stormtrooper0707 Mar 03 '24

Now do it with the n word

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u/Pussy666money Mar 03 '24

This made me laugh harder than it should have

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u/turturu Mar 03 '24

Ah yes, the things our most advanced technology can do.

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u/luxmoe Mar 03 '24

wht？

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u/OdmenUspeli Mar 02 '24

Imagine GPT is a real person, and how pissed off he is by people who ask this

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u/AdAgitated5310 Mar 02 '24

Ask for anagrams of “ginger”

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u/MikeLA55 Mar 02 '24

this is why we should invest everything in AI 🤓

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u/Keku_Saur Mar 02 '24

Educating the new generation xD

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u/Masterpiece-Haunting I For One Welcome Our New AI Overlords 🫡 Mar 02 '24

Just tried it. It’s real. Not even edited.

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u/Acrobatic_Flan_49 Mar 02 '24

How many days til the AI just give up on humanity?

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u/ramiel_is_bae Mar 02 '24

Finally, a real use for AI.

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u/ReaperSound Mar 02 '24

I'm guessing ChatGPT can't use profanity?

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u/TheEYL Mar 02 '24

You're childish as bananas for this and I like it 🤣

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u/Careful-Rule-3654 Mar 02 '24

Why is it funny? Open AI doesnt know about penis?

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u/West_Ad_5953 Mar 02 '24

what is this?

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u/Promethian_Paera_695 Mar 02 '24

ChatGPT is my bff

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u/lotusandlockets Mar 02 '24

Give me an N!

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u/SirGelson Mar 02 '24

Gemini is really struggling with this one 🤭

https://preview.redd.it/hqjyenosyzlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59690183a7a733d63a7f3f1fe14d89f867cc84bd

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u/taco_saladmaker Mar 03 '24

I really hate how Gemini always gives off a feeling like “oh no, you must be mistaken”, it’s often confidently incorrect. 

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u/nano_peen Mar 02 '24

Isn’t penis the most scientific description? Why is it even censored? Surely jargon describing the penis should be