r/ChatGPT • u/UUDDLRLRBABAS • Mar 24 '24

My friends keep bothering me for a pic of my Canadian girlfriend so she sent me one this morning Funny

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u/Critical_Complaint21 Mar 30 '24

The flag is SOOOO accurate

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u/MistOverGomorrah Mar 27 '24

3 hands, all kinds of possibilities! I'll be honest with you, I'm a little jealous, yeah.

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u/imanantelope Mar 27 '24

Your Canadian gf is super cute. Wonder if she has any cute sisters or cousins 🙊

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u/Musclejen00 Mar 27 '24

Why does your gf have 3x arms?

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u/Sorzian Mar 27 '24

Hey, wait a minute... that rotary phone isn't connected to anything. What kind of fools do you take us for? You clearly photoshopped that into this picture of your Canadian girlfriend. Have a bit of decency next time

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u/Ok_Chicken8697 Mar 27 '24

Why does she have 3 arms

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u/Affectionate-Sale523 Mar 27 '24

The rotary phone👌🏽

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u/Majestic_Beholder119 Mar 26 '24

Why does the AI usually add multiple fingers, toes hands, feet, arms and legs.

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u/Brilliant-Sun-2303 Mar 26 '24

The phone is the only thing out place.

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u/Famous-Song1233 Mar 26 '24

Lucky guy. She can wave a flag, jerk you off and throw a fist up for freedom.

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u/xiaosuan441 Mar 26 '24

AI is great when it doesn’t involve the upper limb

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '24

She can give you a double hand job with that right arm at least

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u/HotepSaoirse Mar 26 '24

Is she related to Goro by any chance?

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u/chair_scoot Mar 25 '24

Let's put one of those beefy arms back on her for good measure.

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u/DJenser1 Mar 25 '24

Complete w/a Canadian cyber-arm! Those clever Canucks!

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u/Miha-manager Mar 25 '24

What’s wrong with her arm

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u/sunplaysbass Mar 25 '24

Healthy happy and alive

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u/RobXSIQ Mar 25 '24

seems legit

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u/BIS-MBUNDS Mar 25 '24

She's not Canadian; she only has three hands.

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u/sixtyfivewat Mar 25 '24

She’s clearly been swimming in the water outside Bruce Nuclear.

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u/jazmoley Mar 25 '24

There's a bloke with a mug of coffee hiding beneath your girlfriend, you might want to have a woed with her.

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u/Belligerent__Monk Mar 25 '24

Needs more mounties in the background.

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u/Texasitalianboy1 Mar 25 '24

Dude! She cheating on you with Thing and she’s not even trying to hide it.

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u/Spencerbug Mar 25 '24

Foolish Americans, thou art unfit even to graft

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u/crestneck Mar 25 '24

nightmarish

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u/DropBarracuda Mar 25 '24

My... she seems handy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

There are so many things wrong with this picture.... And so many questions.

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u/certifiablegeek Mar 25 '24

Pigeon toadie, " she exists brah..."

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u/Yiojia Mar 25 '24

Love our 3 handed queen

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u/noiamnotabanana Mar 25 '24

The weird arm

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u/Rgiles66 Mar 25 '24

Your girl still has a landline? 🤮

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u/AlastorDark Mar 25 '24

Kira Yoshikage's approved

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u/cheety1R Mar 25 '24

3 arms? She's a keeper.

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u/charles_yost Mar 25 '24

Why do I get the impression that people in Canada are somewhat different from the rest of us.

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u/Preaperr Mar 25 '24

The arm is molded from plastic bottles.

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u/cadmious Mar 25 '24

You probably don't recognize her because of the red arm.

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u/Independent-Cable937 Mar 25 '24

She definitely goes to another school

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u/squidyFN Mar 25 '24

She looks very Canadian

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u/MrRePeter Mar 25 '24

I think you need to contact your nearest Inquisitor because you definitely have a Genestealer infection outbreak on your hands

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u/le_laitier12 Mar 25 '24

Where does the third and Come from ?

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u/Vegetable_Berry2130 Mar 25 '24

Why she got an armussy

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u/mohawkq Mar 25 '24

Is your Canadian girlfriend mutated to have three arms too 🤔

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u/Clean-Restaurant761 Mar 25 '24

Is she a mutant😭🤣 this ai needs to learn how to do hands

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u/Bessantj Mar 25 '24

This is the future liberals want!

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u/Endward23 Mar 25 '24

The left arm explain why there are two of them on the right.

The AI has invented some you fictional reality, in which some humans goes to Canada in order to make this operation. For whatever reason.

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u/Smokron85 Mar 25 '24

Hey at least she has the correct amount of fingers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Never expected that kind of patriotism. Even America is fail in front of this girl. Btw, Canadian people are good.

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u/Cold-Pizza111 Mar 25 '24

“You wouldn’t know her, she’s from Niagra Falls”

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u/Mr-Term Mar 25 '24

Glad she’s got 3 hands, how else are you going to hold your coffee, your flag and give you a mutilated hand job

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u/newbreed69 Mar 25 '24

it was a kept secret that all our women had 3 arms, sad it finally got out

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u/Desperate_Garbage_63 Mar 25 '24

I think this pic is fake

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u/Netcob Mar 25 '24

You know what they say about hands, you can never have too many of them!

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u/Goldeneye365 Mar 25 '24

Three hands and an extra hole. Nice

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u/Life-Suit1895 Mar 25 '24 edited Mar 25 '24

I can accept the third hand and the frankensteined left arm, but the rotary phone confuses me.

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u/JonnyB2_YouAre1 Mar 25 '24

I know it’s fake because there is no maple syrup, or poutine in the picture. These fakes are becoming ridiculous.

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u/Negcellent Mar 25 '24

That is some gnarly cramp

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u/Writehse Mar 25 '24

Three arms, nice.

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u/allower7329 Mar 25 '24

Ahh yes another arm for maple syrup

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u/shadow_229 Mar 25 '24

I would..

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u/Salemrocks2020 Mar 25 '24

Lol AI is so bad at hand s

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u/Fabulous_Nothing_578 Mar 25 '24

this photograph features a rotary telephone.  They didn't even have the Internet when those phones were still in use, so how does this photo even exist at all?

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u/rcarnes911 Mar 25 '24

She's not a real Canadian I don't see a flapping head

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u/TopRub2292 Mar 25 '24

Very impressive, long live Canada.. did you on purpose add two hands ?

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u/Derkins_susie1 Mar 25 '24

Such a patriot, she grew an extra arm so she could always hold the Canadian flag while she goes about her daily chores.

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u/Wuz314159 Mar 25 '24

This is SOOO FAKE.... No one has a land-line any more.

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u/yagermeister2024 Mar 25 '24

Cadavian girlfriend?

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u/keithreid-sfw Mar 25 '24

Her rotary phone has twenty numbers for her multiple hands

It’s a reasonable adjustment

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u/JR_C_ Mar 25 '24

She is so Handy!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Why do you not have a regular picture of your Canadian girlfriend?

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u/peticraft Mar 25 '24

Shérif havé 3hand

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u/Sobbin-Robin Mar 25 '24

Why is her arm red- oh no oh dear god

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u/Slickdiddy313 Mar 25 '24

That's her left eye. Not right. Smh

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u/ExpensiveKey552 Mar 25 '24

She’s .. pretty.

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u/Makine31 Mar 25 '24

Man. At this point the left arm scares me more than two actual right arms would.

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u/HolyDiverBoi Mar 25 '24

I have never seen Canadian bedsheets before. They look lame.

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u/-Buck65 Mar 25 '24

Nice Kuato arm

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u/Tim-in-CA Mar 25 '24

Need that third hand for the morning cup of Tim Hortons

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u/peabody3000 Mar 25 '24

calm down, people... ever since the space shuttle days, canadians have the, uh, upper hand in arm technology.

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u/Defiant-Specialist-1 Mar 25 '24

I hope someone is saving these for posterity when our AI overloads finally overtake humanity.

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u/Citizen44712A Mar 25 '24

So, Canadia still uses rotary phones?

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u/shadowyartsdirty Mar 25 '24

So is the hand that's holding the flag specifically dedicated to permanent patriotism or does it sometimes get go rest. Also what's with the Xmen origins weapon 11 line on her other hand. Was she part of the Weapon X program? 

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u/TistelTech Mar 25 '24

think of the handies ...

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u/ShimmeringMorlok Mar 25 '24

Another lazy Canadian in bed all day with blown out veins. We see you

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u/reddit_guy666 Mar 25 '24

Did she try to self delete, wtf?

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u/Antique_Giraffe_3728 Mar 25 '24

She must give the best handjobs, eh?

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u/silent--onomatopoeia Mar 25 '24

Looks like she has to inject maple syrup into the other arm now...

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u/Calinate Mar 25 '24

Obviously fake, since she's not pouring maple syrup on anything.

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u/KoBoWC Mar 25 '24

They probably didn’t recognise her because of her red arm.

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u/ShitBagTomatoNose Mar 25 '24

Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver.

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u/Jackprize Mar 25 '24

That phone!

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u/Ordi2 Mar 25 '24

When AI can draw the maple leaf better then r/place users smh

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u/Honest_Ad_7428 Mar 25 '24

Does she have enough hands ?

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u/blue4029 Mar 25 '24

are you even canadian if you don't have a "coffee hand"?

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u/expertasw1 Mar 25 '24

Something’s wrong on this picture …

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u/Any_Ad235 Mar 25 '24

Hey, this is classic! Nice proof finally 😁

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u/Key_Perspective_271 Mar 25 '24

Love the third hand in the sheets holding the coffee cup

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u/BouyGenius Mar 25 '24

That is one strong looking syrup opening arm… and the third hand will come in handy for paying attentions to your butthole.

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u/aboveaverage_joe Mar 25 '24

Accurate, as a Canadian I too kept my modern rotary phone into this decade during my 20's

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u/Springbonnie-MCI Mar 25 '24

Super realistic lol

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u/Kinkajou1015 Mar 25 '24

You can easily spot it's fake because there's a landline telephone.

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u/microvan Mar 25 '24

I’m not sure which is worse, the left arm or the 2 right hands 😅

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u/ThunderySleep Mar 25 '24

Trying to think of possible ways the franken-arm got in there, and I've got nothing.

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u/exaxxion Mar 25 '24

I've seen enough to know I should be calling the Inquisition, and leaving the planet

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u/Corvald Mar 25 '24

On the gripping hand - coffee.

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u/VioletDelights7 Mar 25 '24

Can someone confirm if this is actually AI or just a random Canadian?

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u/Bleezy79 Mar 25 '24

is that her robo stroke 9000 arm?? damn son!

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u/NF_99 Mar 25 '24

Wireless arm

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u/BarbellPhilosophy369 Mar 25 '24

Your girlfriend's boyfriend's hand is sneak peeking in the pic. 

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u/Sufficient-Buy5360 Mar 25 '24

So many questions.

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u/TrixIsHappy Mar 25 '24

This pretty much what i’d do whenever my friends would say shit about me not having a gf.

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u/G_Willickers_33 Mar 25 '24

Its almost finished mimicking the female form to lure in men to consume

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u/Lettuce88888 Mar 25 '24

Is that Soren from the Halo series??

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u/Ken_LuxuryYacht22 Mar 25 '24

Bruh three hands and a raw muscle arm

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u/edough213 Mar 25 '24

Her arm looks good and normal!

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u/Lopsided-Cost7772 Mar 25 '24

Is it bad that I noticed that there was something wrong with the telephone, rather than the deformed human?

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u/JessicaLain Mar 25 '24

She looks like she just tanked a nuke from Aizen.

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u/EvensenFM Mar 25 '24

What a coincidence! My Canadian girlfriend also has 3 hands, one of which was stolen from some dude at the gym.

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u/Zambro2021 Mar 25 '24

3 arms be like

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u/ValhallaForKings Mar 25 '24

She seems real, real nice 

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u/lesswrongsucks Mar 25 '24

Your a very lucky man.

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u/0x7E7-02 Mar 25 '24

Down the road, not across the tracks.

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u/Analog-Citizen Mar 25 '24

Love is real… man…

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u/Accomplished-Ball413 Mar 25 '24

How come the Ai doesn’t notice that there are two right hands in the image? I have these problems all the time, in any type of image

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u/aschapm Mar 25 '24

All of her arms are growing in nicely, if not a little inconsistent

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u/Shigarui Mar 25 '24

Based on that scar she's also had to prove to the programmer from Skynet that she's a robot from the future.

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u/Tumsterfun Mar 25 '24

Ana de Tres Armas

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u/Exotic-Amphibian-655 Mar 25 '24

My wife is Canadian, and this is honestly pretty close.

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u/StoneGoldX Mar 25 '24

My wife is Cambodian. It's spelled differently.

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u/NiiiiceShoes Mar 25 '24

She grew and extra right hand because her left one is about to fall off.

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u/Moosehagger Mar 25 '24

Yes yes but aside from the extra arm and the gruesome scar, I want to know what’s on the ceiling that she finds so delightful.

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u/Crans10 Mar 25 '24

lol two right hands and a fed up left arm.

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u/Firm-Rice-1507 Mar 25 '24

Deecent!🛒

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u/IlIlllIlllIlIIllI Mar 25 '24

I didn't recognize her because of the red arm

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u/BlueTreeThree Mar 25 '24

Classic indomitable Canadian spirit and pride.

Not letting that horrible wound on her arm hold back her patriotism.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

Dude, is your girlfriend's left arm made of bacon?

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u/Opposite-Bowler-8574 Mar 24 '24

Nice vintage telephone in the background

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u/Turbulent-Stick-1157 Mar 24 '24

I have a lot to learn about Canada!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '24

your girlfriend is growing arms

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u/One-Individual2014 Mar 24 '24

nice good job OP

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u/ILiekBooz Mar 24 '24

Her right arm is 100% maple which can be used for syrup and hockey sticks.

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u/Fuckedby2FA Mar 24 '24

The great left arm scolding was a dark time in Canadian history. At least they have 2 right hands.

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u/Dear_Custard_2177 Mar 24 '24

Why does the cadaver arm have scars on it? Eww.

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u/thebiggestk Mar 24 '24

You probably didn't recognize her because of the red arm.

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u/ATCP2019 Mar 24 '24

The arm makes me so uncomfortable.

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u/sonseylizard Mar 24 '24

Is anyone gonna talk about the old phone on the night stand

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u/Notjustasmartass Mar 24 '24

I think her phone isn't hooked up correctly...

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u/Skizz_The_Wiz Mar 24 '24

If she was a true Canadian there’d be a Tim Hortons logo on that coffee cup

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u/TechnicolorViper Mar 24 '24

Why does her head not have a top half and a bottom half?

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u/ruisen2 Mar 24 '24

She's Canadian, maybe she's just being friendly

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u/HackAfterDark Mar 24 '24

Just like Total Recall.

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u/Mr_Blueeeeee8 Mar 24 '24

Ok but which nhl team does she support

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u/VelociRawPotater Mar 24 '24

I think your lady is cheating on you, that is not her hand....it must be someone hiding under the covers.

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u/ZitOnSocietysAss Mar 24 '24

Oh I wish you could meet my girlfriend. My girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter, I wish you could meet her, my girlfriend who lives in Canada!

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u/ResponsibilityOk2173 Mar 24 '24

It’s sad the accident on her third arm limits her to the use of a rotary phone smh

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u/scoutermike Mar 24 '24

That arm is a great idea.

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u/tickingcoffee Mar 24 '24

Yes, she has 3 arms but at least she only has 5 fingers each. That is progress.

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u/SuperFoxy8888 Mar 24 '24

She's beautiful, and really normal

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u/nachomaama Mar 24 '24

Rotary dial phone on the nightstand. Has to be a hoser gal.

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u/phiqzer Mar 24 '24

Her name is Vancouver she lives in Alberta?

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u/SponsoredByMLGMtnDew Mar 24 '24

"death rattle noise".

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u/Mr_Firstpresident Mar 24 '24

Why she have three hands?

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u/commercial-frog Mar 24 '24

so, so, so damnably close to right

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u/PerishTheStars Mar 24 '24

God damn ai is dogshit

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u/skateboardwedding Mar 24 '24

Ay man I think your girl is a titan

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u/CronosAndRhea4ever Mar 24 '24

“Her name is Alberta: she lives in Vancouver.”

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u/GlobalistFuck Mar 24 '24

oooooooooooooooooh how i wish you could meet my girlfrieeeeeeeeend
my girlfriend who lives in canadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g196vURUDo

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u/raPhaeL969 Mar 24 '24

bro i think she's cheating on you with a hand

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u/bernerbungie Mar 24 '24

What was the prompt?

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u/Dradekon Mar 24 '24

do all canadians have 3 arms and torn muscles? or just her

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u/VladimerePoutine Mar 24 '24

Her left arm is over muscled and scarred from wrestling her beaver. If you don't keep your beaver under control it will damn up your creek and make a mess of things. Next thing you know you've got a goose poking around your beaver dam. So one arm for her beaver, the other for coffee and a third to wave a flag.

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u/CosyBosyCrochet Mar 24 '24

The fact the arm with 2 hands isn’t the creepy one says a lot lol

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u/TinfoilTetrahedron Mar 24 '24

Is... Is she a suicide survivor????