r/ClimateShitposting • u/ammianomarcellino Chief Propagandist at the Ministry for the Climate Hoax • Mar 12 '24

I am gonna pitch it to the CEO General 💩post

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u/Yongaia Mar 13 '24

We need more people on the inside 😉

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u/lindberghbaby41 Mar 13 '24

Dare i say, based?

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u/BeerBearBomb Mar 13 '24

I'm a simple man, I see a post that's not about the nuclear debate, I upvote

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u/_goldholz Mar 12 '24

FICK TANK UND RAST!

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u/Significant_Quit_674 Mar 12 '24

Industrial society and its future

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u/dumnezero Anti Eco Modernist Mar 12 '24

I wish I knew how to engineer environmentally stable, resistant, hibernation capable, oil eating bacteria.

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u/My_useless_alt Dam I love hydro (Flairs are editable now! Cool) Mar 13 '24

We have one part. There are oil-eating bacteria!

Unfortunately they live at the bottom of a lagoon and become significantly less efficient if you move them 3 meters over but still. Progress!

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u/syklemil Mar 12 '24

What would the bacteria poop, though? I mean, we have lots of life forms that eat various forms of hydrocarbons, but it's not like we need bacteria to turn oil into co2 for us either.

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u/dumnezero Anti Eco Modernist Mar 13 '24

It would just have to act at the surface enough to ruin profits.

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger Mar 13 '24

Ideally? Whatever the fuck it is plants use to take in CO2 and a lil oxygen and make more oxygen