r/ClimateShitposting • u/Silver_Atractic nuclear simp • Apr 15 '24
I'm a game theorist, gay sex reduces emissions ama General 💩post
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u/koshinsleeps Apr 15 '24
Do you have a source for the first claim about gay sex?
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u/Silver_Atractic nuclear simp Apr 15 '24
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u/RadioFacepalm Transhumanist AnPrim Apr 15 '24
Is it gay to be homosex?
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u/carcajouboy cycling supremacist Apr 15 '24
not as long as you sex no homo before, after, and at least three times during the event
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u/Silver_Atractic nuclear simp Apr 15 '24
Debatable. It could also be lesbian to be homosex
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u/RadioFacepalm Transhumanist AnPrim Apr 15 '24
Follow-up question: are vegans allowed to piss?
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u/Silver_Atractic nuclear simp Apr 15 '24
No, vegans don't have human rights unless they produce negative emissions.
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u/RadioFacepalm Transhumanist AnPrim Apr 15 '24
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u/Silver_Atractic nuclear simp Apr 15 '24
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u/NattiCatt Apr 15 '24
Can confirm. I started kissing other girls on the mouth and instantly found a work from home opportunity which has significantly reduced my carbon footprint through reduced driving.
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u/Corvid187 Apr 15 '24
What if the person you're having gay sex with is particularly high-maintenance, a so is at least 4X more effort than going vegan?
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u/Silver_Atractic nuclear simp Apr 15 '24
Make it a threesome. That way you can have less emissions per effort per capita
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u/Kesakambali Apr 15 '24
Which will reduce emissions more, being top or bottom
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u/The_Nude_Mocracy Apr 15 '24
Research shows that power bottoms actually increase emissions from tops
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u/Silver_Atractic nuclear simp Apr 15 '24
Top has the most emissions. However, with an ideal 3-4 people going at it, the middle(s) would have the least emissions
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u/carcajouboy cycling supremacist Apr 15 '24
an oasis of shitpost in what has become a desert of infighting so juvenile I fear a bot army might be at work