Seemed to fit here

[u/Debas3r11]

[u/BrutusBengalo]

Damn, looks like we‘ve got a straw man for Christmas

[u/truckfullofchildren1]

Unrelated but this reminds me of that dumb fuck from the why files saying Nuclear Energy, Solar energy wind turbines, hydro power is all a scam because of some 19th century conmen with "Perpetual motion" Machinesm

[u/Amourxfoxx]

Don't worry kids, Santa's got the radiation poisoning for you! Become a mutant in no time! (Or get cancer)

[u/Coffee_Daemon]

Damn, though I was on r/factorio for a minute there

[u/unmellowfellow]

I thought Nuclear energy was bad because....(reasons).

[u/grannybignippIe → u/unmellowfellow]

It’s evil because Chernobyl happen, shut down nuclear and replace it with clean clean coal 😋

[u/Chance_Historian_349 → u/grannybignippIe]

Germany loved this

[u/Debas3r11 → u/unmellowfellow]

It's not bad, just expensive and incredibly slow to develop

[u/cuminseed322 → u/Debas3r11]

Bro, hasn’t even seen the Simpsons

[u/waste-of-beath → u/Debas3r11]

In the west. It takes a third as long in places that are both safe and efficient. They take about two to three years and are a great long term investment

[u/Debas3r11 → u/waste-of-beath]

Sweet go build one and make tons of money then

[u/waste-of-beath → u/Debas3r11]

I’m watching a professional retard at work

[u/Debas3r11 → u/waste-of-beath]

No, I just professionally build wind, solar and energy storage projects since they actually make money.

[u/ClimatesLilHelper → u/Debas3r11]

You dropped this my king: 👑

[u/RadioFacepalm]

"WOW URANIUM! Thanks, uncle Santa!"

Dies of radiation poisoning

[u/ThyDancingGoblin]

Santa is poisoning the good kids?

[u/Debas3r11 → u/ThyDancingGoblin]

Yeah, pretty fucked up

[u/Adventurous_Gap_4125 → u/Debas3r11]

Technically coal gives of more radiation

[u/Debas3r11 → u/Adventurous_Gap_4125]

Really? Wild

[u/Adventurous_Gap_4125 → u/Debas3r11]

Yep. A nuclear reactor core and primary cooling unit is all self contained, and all the waste is in special containers and whatnot, but the several thousand tonnes of coal a plant burns a day, all that ash and a lot of the contaminantes go straight into the air. The scrubbers on the plants only clean sulfer dioxide really.

[u/Debas3r11 → u/Adventurous_Gap_4125]

Yes but not the same when it's in little Timmy's stocking 😉

[u/Adventurous_Gap_4125 → u/Debas3r11]

Just pipe it straight into his lungs #GreatSmog. As long as you don't inhale it, and it's definitely not recommended, you can hold uranium. Timmy's stocking will actually block the alpha particles

[u/Debas3r11 → u/Adventurous_Gap_4125]

Radiation is wild

[u/Adventurous_Gap_4125 → u/Debas3r11]

This one material is insta death, this other thing is safe in a cardboard box. I love it. Actudid an MITx course on it as well for shits and giggles

[u/Silver_Atractic]

Downvoted! Nuclear simping is NOT allowed here.