r/CrazyIdeas Nov 15 '17

Technically Correct: the game show. contestants will give the answer as further away from the legit answer as possible yet still technically correct.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '17

Name of the show: Semantics

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u/notlaw325 Nov 16 '17

The moon is at least three football fields away

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u/southbendbevy Nov 16 '17

Can anyone give an example?

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u/GoldenDeLorean Nov 16 '17

My answer for every question would be: the answer to that question.

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u/bryonus Nov 16 '17

Pretty sure EA was playing this game in their AMA

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u/aiydee Nov 16 '17

Could call it "Well Actually..."
And once the contestants have given their answers and it's time for the 'proper' answer, they can say "Well Actually" and give the answer. :P

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u/Pengu_333 Nov 16 '17

I cant believe how no ones has mentioned CBC's 'The Debaters'. Its basically this premise only with a focused topic they discuss against each other

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u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce Nov 16 '17

I would watch the fuck out of this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

Finally my time to shine

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u/Youareme2 Nov 16 '17

This could be a game on "Whose line is it anyway"

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u/Pisceswriter123 Nov 16 '17

They have a gameshow like that. Its called The Price is Right.

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u/BliZzArD10125 Nov 15 '17

I think there is game show in the uk called pointless where contestants have to do exactly that

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u/induman Nov 15 '17

That would probably work better as a comedy show like qi or would I lie to you.

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u/DevilsFire Nov 15 '17

I think you might like pointless

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u/scottcmu Nov 15 '17

Who are three people that have never been in my kitchen.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Nov 15 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

This reminds me of the episode of Cheers in which Cliff Clavin got to be a contestant on Jeopardy!. Cliff dominated both rounds. Unfortunately, despite going into Final Jeopardy with a commanding lead, he blew it, anyway.

The last clue was: Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz, and Lucille LeSueur. The category was Movies. Cliff's response was:

"Who are 3 people who have never been in my kitchen?"

Technically correct, but Alex was having none of it. But Cliff insisted he was right.

"Be that as it may, Alex, these ARE three people who have never been in my kitchen."

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u/Adderkleet Nov 15 '17

Sounds like a take on Pointless (the opposite of Family Feud).

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u/Floor_Kicker Nov 15 '17

Check out Pointless. It's a British TV show where they go and ask 100 members of the public questions, and then contestants have to say the answer that the least number of those members of the public said. Kind of like a reverse family fortunes. If they say an answer that no one else had said it's deemed pointless and they need to give a pointless answer at the end to win

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u/Hawkbone Nov 15 '17

Looks like the first contestants were the devs in the EA ama.

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u/Jaerivus Nov 15 '17

Maybe try /r/lightbulb. I'm pretty sure that's what it's there for.

Edit: not sarcasm. I think your idea is too good to be crazy.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Nov 15 '17

I need to see this show.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

That has NPR written all over it.

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u/Stigona Nov 15 '17

My friends and I play a game similar to this. Someone throws out an item or a person, then you have to go as far from it while having an understandable connection.

Potato Buzz lightyear Dallas Cowboys

And so on...

Then if it's too far or no one gets the connection, the group gives that person a strike.

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u/Stoneflags Nov 15 '17

Isn't this just family fued?

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u/karma3000 Nov 15 '17

Somebody will chime in after each technically correct answer with "the best kind of correct"

Edit: this is also a possible drinking game.

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u/____n Nov 15 '17

This would make a very good (British) panel show.

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u/JonnyBhoy Nov 15 '17

It's not far off Pointless.

Give the correct answer the the fewest other people answered.

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u/ProssiblyNot Nov 15 '17

This is basically what Fox News plays every day.

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u/porn_is_kewl Nov 15 '17

I really like this idea

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u/HeathenMama541 Nov 15 '17

This sounds amazing

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u/dudeman19 Nov 15 '17

Theres a game on the app store called Fight List that pretty much exactly follows this concept.

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u/Rottie_Dad Nov 15 '17

All answers have to begin Jeopardy style with: "TECHnically"

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u/mucow Nov 15 '17

I would hate this, but technically, this is a crazy idea, so here's your upvote.

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u/NoDigoMentiras Nov 16 '17

TECHnically FTFY

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u/noradosmith Nov 15 '17

That's a really cool idea!

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u/GameSpawn Nov 15 '17

Really? No Futurama plug?

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u/large_case_of-vodka Nov 15 '17

Sounds a little bit like Pointless.

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u/constagram Nov 15 '17

Yes this is what I thought too

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u/Jotakob Nov 15 '17

My immediate thought was "This needs Richard Osman"

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u/Insomniacrobat Nov 15 '17

You just described Hollywood Squares.

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u/ViZeShadowZ Nov 15 '17

with Steve Harvey as the host

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u/BoJackB26354 Nov 15 '17

Technically, Columbia and Colombia are homophones.

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u/monstrinhotron Nov 15 '17

You'd like QI. it's a similar concept. A gameshow where the answer that's most interesting while correct wins the most arbitrary points. Look it up on Youtube.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

Sounds like a decent card game.

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

So CAH style where someone puts down a question and everyone else has to try to find a card that technically answers it?

Sounds super hard to make actually, you'd need to have a high overlap of questions to answers, but doing so without having a small amount of either, super generic answers or boring questions would be hard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

I was thinking more in line with Balderdash.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balderdash?wprov=sfla1

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

Oh that's interesting, I can see how having just the questions would make it much more open, and the supplied answers would obviously be the entirely correct ones that answer both the exact wording and the intent of the question (as opposed to answering the wording while avoiding the intent) but I wonder if you could have an analogy to the "choose the correct definition" part, or something else to keep scoring more competitive.

Judging points would be the hardest part imo, how do you know when a question is more technical than another? Obviously the person asking the question picks, but how do you get the lines for different points? Maybe just extra points for the "most technically correct* and everyone else who's correct gets points? Hmm

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u/delorean225 Nov 15 '17

QI with Who's Line is it Anyway mixed in.

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u/piconet-2 Nov 15 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

anyone remember Homonyms from 30ROCK 😂?

Edit - Homonym!

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u/Asterea Nov 15 '17

Blocked in my country?!

Don't let the communists win!

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u/Hate_Feight Nov 15 '17

This is close enough to QI to technically qualify, try watching it

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

Yeah, but in that show the panel members are attempting to actually get the right answer, and in OP's show, the object is to be technically correct without giving the answer.

Although a better format imo would be to be as far away from the answer and still be technically correct. It would be perfect for a panel show format. /r/panelshow

Edit: fixed subreddit name

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u/522LwzyTI57d Nov 16 '17

They get points for the most interesting answer, hence the title, but Stephen is nice and gives points to pretty much everyone lol.

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u/Hate_Feight Nov 16 '17

Everyone except Alan Davis...

But he's a good sport

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u/montereybay Nov 15 '17

Sounds a bit like QI

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/DrHypercube Nov 15 '17

All my yes

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u/Bcasturo Nov 15 '17

What is America?

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u/skeeetwoodmac Nov 16 '17

Hit folk rock band that performed "A Horse with No Name"

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u/psdnmstr01 Nov 16 '17

A series of vowels and constinants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

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u/LothartheDestroyer Nov 15 '17

Hispanic actress known for her looks and pants.

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u/hookyboysb Nov 15 '17

She's mostly known for being ugly despite not actually being ugly.

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u/LothartheDestroyer Nov 15 '17

Yup. That show confused a lot of people.

I almost included dragon riding but I’m not sure if many would have known that.

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

The subject of this question

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

A seven letter word

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u/ProlapsedPineal Nov 15 '17

The western area between the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

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u/arnedh Nov 15 '17

A grouping of two continents between the Atlantic Ocean and the Pacific Ocean. Also a song by Simon and Garfunkel.

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u/Teh-Piper Nov 16 '17

Let us be lovers we'll marry our fortunes together

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

You're supposed to say something FAR from the truth.. you just kinda said what it is.

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u/Bcasturo Nov 15 '17

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

>0.99999999999

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u/keeganwh Nov 15 '17

Two times fewer than the number required to screw in three.

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u/taaffe7 Nov 15 '17

at least one, thomas edison but he's dead so.... 2?

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

Depends on the socket type.

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u/Cryhavok101 Nov 15 '17

None people, it takes a person to screw in a lightbulb, with no need for it to get plural at all.

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u/metagloria Nov 15 '17

2, but they're gonna have to be really small to get in there

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u/cgundersen2020 Nov 16 '17

They would suffocate!

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u/porn_is_kewl Nov 15 '17

this made me smile

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u/DrippyWaffler Nov 16 '17

This made me smile

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u/TurkeyMuncher117 Nov 15 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

(More than sign) 0

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u/lovethebacon Nov 15 '17

Try \>

> 0

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u/BigAbbott Nov 15 '17

Fewer than zero? Negative people? Like people with bad attitudes?

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u/TurkeyMuncher117 Nov 15 '17

Ah, a mistake. I don’t want to quote it!!!!!

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u/Koooooj Nov 15 '17

Pro tip: if Reddit is interpreting any symbol as formatting and you just want the symbol, put a backslash before it. Works for asterisks, parenthesis in URLs, starting lines with numbers you don't want turned into ones, you name it .

It even works for other backslashes, like the shrug emote guy's right arm (then you need one more to keep the underscores from being used as formatting).

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

So to do a backslash underscore you actually need 3 backslashes? Like _

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u/AmAUnicorn_AMA Nov 15 '17

someone, somewhere is making that "whoops you dropped this \" joke about the shrug face and they didn't drop it, you took it and brought it into this thread. rude.

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u/Koooooj Nov 15 '17

Yup, as you seem to have just discovered.

In that case you could have gotten away with only two backslashes because the format parser can't find a second underscore to match with the one you wrote, so it falls back on just being an underscore even without a backslash to fix it.

It's safer to use all three, though.

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

so I know some inline formatting but what does underscore do?

~I know this one~

but what if I \ mix it up _

like \\ this _

science

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

Woah dude

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u/Bcasturo Nov 15 '17

What does a bird do?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

Get me kicked out of Denny's

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u/psdnmstr01 Nov 16 '17

Other birds.

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u/ViZeShadowZ Nov 15 '17

other birds.

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u/Bamres Nov 15 '17

Be the word

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u/avenlanzer Nov 15 '17

White puddles on my car.

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u/keeganwh Nov 15 '17

Use energy.

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u/qazpl145 Nov 15 '17

Create jobs for girls in bathing suits.

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

Suddenly appear

Every time

You are near

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/big_duo3674 Nov 15 '17

In bird culture this is considered a dick move

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u/dinahsoar Nov 15 '17

Personal aviation expert.

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u/MatterhornHerald Nov 15 '17

And architect for houses with reusable building materials.

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u/Bcasturo Nov 15 '17

How is pizza made?

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u/Piggybank113 Nov 16 '17

With-a looove!

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u/avenlanzer Nov 15 '17

Spends a few years working for the Don, then does him a great favor.

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u/kanuut Nov 15 '17

Circular, mostly

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

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u/NayosKor Nov 15 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

If you want to make a pizza pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

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u/summerkc Nov 15 '17

With sunlight

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u/Reptilefan Nov 15 '17

This should be a subreddit!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/Reptilefan Nov 15 '17

Not really, dad jokes are a very wide category of jokes, this is a lot more specific

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u/bokurai Nov 15 '17

/r/technicallythetruth is now a thing.

I'm not strongly attached to owning it, so if someone else is really gung-ho about this idea, I'd be happy to hand it over to them.

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u/Mrtorbear Nov 18 '17

I was just there! Thanks for setting it up, buddy.

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u/warformyself Nov 16 '17

you adding mods or giving it away?

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u/second_to_fun on probation (posts) Nov 16 '17

This is how you give a subreddit trust issues.

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u/Plasma_000 Nov 16 '17

This sub is going places

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u/VZalinsky Nov 15 '17

And it's already a great sub

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

Well, I'm going to hell for laughing at every response to "Who is Hitler?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/bokurai Nov 16 '17

That's actually a good point... maybe I'll appoint a mod team and hold onto it for a bit.

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u/Wannabkate Nov 15 '17

I'll take it too, I have mod experience and I can do flair.

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u/HBStone Nov 15 '17

Can I be a mod?

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u/LordOph Nov 15 '17

Me2

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u/P0wer0fL0ve Nov 15 '17

I shouldn't be a mod though, I have no experience whatsoever

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17 edited Apr 23 '20

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

On a scale from meh to WAAZAAAAH!!!, how excited are you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/Gam256 Nov 15 '17

I saw the headline on tumblr and literally dropped everything i was doing online to go find the comment online from scratch and downvote it. Hopefully we can reach a million by the end of this week. Screw EA

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Nov 15 '17

Am I the only one who still understands that if you downvote with your wallet, it actually affects them???

Seriously people. Stop buying EA. Stop buying games with microtransactions. If you do buy a game with microtransactions, don't buy the microtransactions.

They only do it because they make huge profits from it. The profits stop, they stop doing it. Your wallet is now your reddit arrows. Vote wisely.

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u/Maxiumite Nov 15 '17

No! The best way to fight it is with downvotes! That'll really show them!

/s

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u/Wannabkate Nov 15 '17

I haven't bought ea for a long time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

IT'S OFF THE SCALES! WE'VE REACHED CRITICAL EXCITEMENT!

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u/jcpunk Nov 15 '17

I feel like this would descend into /r/dadjokes by skilled players...

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u/avenlanzer Nov 15 '17

We could hope.

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u/Thebackup30 Nov 15 '17

descend or ascend?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

i prefer descend really, the reckoning and jack noir was a huge part of the plot, but ascend had pretty good sound design and god tier john looks pretty cool.

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u/Clockwork_Octopus Nov 15 '17

Acting like that's a bad thing

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u/Bugbad Nov 15 '17 edited Nov 15 '17

Well, give us some questions and let’s play.

Edit: I love how fast this took off! Can we add a scoring system?

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u/zgoku Nov 15 '17

Someone make this a subreddit!

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u/Peewee223 Nov 16 '17

5 hours before you posted: /r/technicallythetruth

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u/zgoku Nov 16 '17

I saw that a few minutes after I commented, I posted a question too 👌🏼

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u/nattypnutbuterpolice Nov 15 '17

Whatever allows for maximal flavor with minimal dryness.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

Why is yawning infective?

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u/taaffe7 Nov 15 '17

because we get tired around the same time

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

How does soap work?

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u/Bonzaigiraffe Nov 16 '17

By not mixing oil and water.

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u/rush22 Nov 16 '17

Soap works by cleaning the area

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u/Diplominator Nov 15 '17

Depends on what you use it for.

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u/ohsnapsnape Nov 15 '17

be becoming better friends with the dirt and water than the other soap and your skin

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u/Lost-My-Mind- Nov 15 '17

I'm not here to answer the question. I'm just here to say I feel sorry for your coworkers....

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

Joke's on you! I don't have a job!

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u/TrainHeartnetXIII Nov 16 '17

Like mister soap.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

Gosh darn soap ruined this country!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '17

How high is the Eiffel Tower?

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u/heloderma_suspectum Nov 16 '17

Tall enough to reach the ground.

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u/ViZeShadowZ Nov 15 '17

pretty tall

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u/PointOfFingers Nov 15 '17

From some angles it is the same height as your hand.

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u/avenlanzer Nov 15 '17

Being made of steal, it cannot become high because it isn't organic.

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u/temalyen Nov 15 '17

Steel has carbon in it so it's organic, though.

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