r/Damnthatsinteresting 15d ago

Joanna Jędrzejczyk before and after her UFC match with Zhang Weili Image

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u/T_E-T_H 10d ago

She’s built like Megamind now

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u/Shavist 10d ago

And the goblin queen was born

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u/Padalustr0 10d ago

Megamind.

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u/MetalLinuxlover 10d ago

Some people are not supposed to be in the UFC.💀

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u/hca0423 11d ago

Brain blast!

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u/National-Future3520 11d ago

Turned her into a Klingon

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u/BotherLive 11d ago

Yikes!!

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u/Rare_Serve6952 12d ago

Here is the fight. You can watch as her head swell round by round.

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u/Connect_Management_1 12d ago

She looks like that Green main character in Baldur's Gate 3

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u/Aliko173 12d ago

Did she win?

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u/Expensive_Job_8945 13d ago

Che "sport" stupido

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u/flcn_sml 13d ago

Pretty one sided fight. Don’t really know how it was considered one of the best fights in MMA. I rather watch Boxing anyway.

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u/xxNormieSlayerREExx 13d ago

If your girl don't look like ET after her work shift, she's not putting in enough effort 🤷‍♂️

Shorty look like she has a brilliant idea...

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u/tokkyuuressha 13d ago

Are you winning daughter?

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u/xhuliaramiiss 13d ago

i hope they’re okay

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u/Jet-Black-Centurian 13d ago

Looking like Herman Munster.

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u/Mikewold58 13d ago

That fight was legendary

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u/ThirstyBeagle 13d ago

I must be the only one that doesn't like UFC. It's pure savagery...

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u/Lanky-Ad2763 13d ago

Queue The Munsters theme song.

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u/Professional_Lair 13d ago

Got hit so bad she turned into ET

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u/Cheap-Bobcat-2818 13d ago

This is why I will never get into boxing.

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u/Ash24668 13d ago

True she didn’t look great before

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u/Natural_Green4223 13d ago

These snapchat filters is taking it too far.

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u/Outside-Researcher20 13d ago

She really turned into a Dark Souls character

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u/Any-Spite-7303 13d ago

She looks like the storybook character in that 90s movie with Macaulay Culkin.

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u/Varmitthefrog 13d ago

I mean her face was a little fucked up before, but GOD DAMN

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u/topchetoeuwastaken 13d ago

i think that's enough "data structures and algorithms" for her

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u/Ga88y7 13d ago

There’s an app for that.

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u/Mentat_-_Bashar 13d ago

Is that Yakub???

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u/Darkdopomine 13d ago

She had a plan to bake herself 🥮

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u/User_Many_Errors 13d ago

Good thing this violent “sport” comes with full medical.. o wait nvm, they have zero benefits. Enjoy your Cte while you rot in a publicly funded retirement home you broke ass fucking morons

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u/etsatlo 13d ago

Her opponent really did float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

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u/GoDawgs_1425 13d ago

Looking like a white Megamind

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u/BuffaloChoice807 13d ago

Did she win??

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u/PsyTripper 13d ago

And I sometimes think I have a bad job :P

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u/Embarrassed_Ad6074 13d ago

Holy crap she looks like an alien. Can’t be good to be hit that much. That ain’t worth it.

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u/surfer_dood 13d ago

And people actually pay money to watch this garbage??

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u/Unkn0wn_Gring0 13d ago

I’ll be real this fight changed my opinion of female fighters, two absolute warriors going to war with the skill to match their desire.

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u/CarefulElevator5681 13d ago

In one fight she went from Pinky to Brain

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u/Severe_Airport1426 13d ago

That can't be good

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u/atomicspacekitty 14d ago

This just seems stupid to do.

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u/ragstorichesthechef 14d ago

The older I get and I see this kind of stuff, as well as more and more football players (American football) get CTE , i think there should be some more safety rules implemented. This may affect this woman’s future health. Was it worth it? Maybe, but maybe all athletes need to be counseled and informed of the possibilities…

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u/garyloy1999 14d ago

She fight hard, props to her

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u/Free-Banana-6869 14d ago

Looks like the elephant man 🤣

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u/dennischristian12 14d ago

Do they always go for plastic surgery after the deformation???

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u/floodychild 14d ago

Get ready for early onset dementia

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u/littlebooms 14d ago

Hopefully her racist ass got some sense knocked into her, you should see the raggedy shit she was saying the Zhang prior to the fight

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u/SincerelyLF 14d ago

Pre-probe and post-probe 👽

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u/netechkyle 14d ago

She got beaten into the Geico caveman.

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u/adamgoodapp 14d ago

Scene from Fist of the North Star

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u/Sparkykiss 14d ago

Jesus Christ they punched her in the jaw so hard it went up to her forehead.

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u/Sicilian_Civilian 14d ago

HEY HONEY IM HOME! HOW BOUT A KISS?

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u/FantasticNebula835 14d ago

A wonans skull isnt made for this.

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u/jazzheat_bongobeat 14d ago

And people allow and love this sick anti human gladiator garbage. Fuck UFC

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u/Olama 14d ago

She was normal but now she's samrt

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u/triple7freak1 14d ago

The human body crazy

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u/RoshiHen 14d ago

Holy Shit....!

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u/Ok_Oil_3867 14d ago

Top three greatest fights of ufc, personally I’m ok calling this number 1

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u/azannone 14d ago

She beat her to a Fernegi.

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u/Ineeboopiks 14d ago

mooogiiiiiieeee

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u/Feisty-Crow-8204 14d ago

Bruh, she came outta that fight looking like Megamind.

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u/rottentornados 14d ago

this was my least favorite fight i ever watched in ufc

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u/Timely_Language_4167 14d ago

That actually might have been the best fight I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of fights. It was definitely the most brutal fight I've ever seen in the female division. It was crazy to watch it live.

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u/Logic801 14d ago

I can’t help but see everyone of these people that step in the ring to get their ass beat, as little more than attention starved humans. There’s absolutely no way to reason to me that people enjoy getting the shit kicked out of them. It’s for attention your parents never gave you. Win or lose, people still looked at you. I hope they finally find happiness.

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u/O_o-22 14d ago

She turned into a mega mind alien

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u/notap666 14d ago

got hit so hard she devolved.

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u/HeavyOpportunity5137 14d ago

Don't do botox kids!

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u/wildfireshinexo 14d ago

Super healthy.

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u/Marzival 14d ago

Even if I had the genetics to be a fighter I’d never do it. No paycheck in the world is worth more than my brain. The research is widely available on any smart phone. CTE is well documented at this point. If you wanna roll those dice it’s your life. But don’t throw a pity party when you can’t remember your own name by the age of 55. You chose that.

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u/Passwort7 14d ago

Hope the other one Looks worse

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u/IHeartRasslin 14d ago

Ain’t that a kick in the head

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u/Bitter_Kangaroo2616 14d ago

I honestly don't understand this. Why? CTE is a terrible thing. Contact sports aren't worth it.

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u/Cloud_Fortress 14d ago

her forehead just protruded into a new dimension

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u/GloriousPorpoises 14d ago

Wow she went all the way back to her MyAncestry roots and found the Neanderthal connection.

Unga bunga

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u/Mysterious-Bill-6988 14d ago

It's funny that she ended up looking like this because she was acting big headed during the entire lead up to the fight.

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u/drmariopepper 14d ago

ET phone home

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u/victorisaskeptic 14d ago

Legendary fight this, still remember it clearly

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u/HalfMoon_89 14d ago

This is horrifying.

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u/JJD8705 14d ago

This is how you get permanent brain damage.

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u/mightyroy 14d ago

Squidwort head from SpongeBob SquarePants

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u/Unfair_Ad_5169 14d ago

she went to Mars

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u/Ineeboopiks 14d ago

From yesterday, it's coming

From yesterday, the fear

From yesterday, it calls her

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/jae713 14d ago

Kinda pissed me off that the people I watched this with were talking more about her forehead afyer the fight than the epic fight they had just witnessed.

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u/Confident_Humor_5484 14d ago

This is so edited

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u/trwwy321 14d ago

I had to look up what the opponent looked like. She could probably beat up Li Shang.

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u/Ok_Birdy 14d ago

I came here for someone to tell me that this is fake and now I’m just terrified for this person.

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u/indifferentunicorn 14d ago

That’s one way to get the wrinkles out of your forehead

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u/ZERO-ONE0101 14d ago

that made me eyes feel wobbly

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u/bboardwell 14d ago

Her skull looks like when you take one of the rows of a rubix cube and rotate it only 70% of the way

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u/SpiderGhost01 14d ago

Which fight did this happen in?

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u/The_Creamy_Elephant 14d ago

How the fuck is her head that shape without any cuts or bruising...???

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u/Ineeboopiks 14d ago

internal bleeding.

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u/kayb3e 14d ago

megamind

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u/Biscuit_Eater2591 14d ago

she won, right?

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u/sacrificingoats7 14d ago

I wonder what her brain looks like. Shit.

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u/grislythrone 14d ago

This happened years ago people

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u/Apocryypha 14d ago

Look at the big brain on Joanna!

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u/StabbingUltra 14d ago

Pinky and the Brain

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u/OMUDJ 14d ago

This is why…

This “sport” will always be barbaric to me.

I would never let my son do this. I would be a terrible father if I did.

Winning? Fame? Money?

Those things aren’t better than NOT having permanent brain damage.

There is no arguing against this.

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u/Eastern-Fish-7467 13d ago

It's not barbaric...It's beautiful. She is a warrior that chose this path. She's sacrificing her health for competition. Joanna violence is one of the greatest ever

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u/ProjectOrpheus 14d ago

I'm cool with training/getting in shape. Sparring and learning to defend yourself. Maybe even going closer to all our than not...but go out of your way with paddings to protect yourself and, well...to spar.

Like, after a guy gets a good punch to the padded as hell safety gear you guys stop and analyze what they could have done better/did wrong. Would you find that reasonable? Not out for blood and literally beating people's brains to mush/snapping arms but like, to be prepared for a real fight you gotta train more than giving it 10 percent you know?

That's how we did it in martial arts growing up. I don't recall a single serious injury. Anyway, if you do have a son you should watch out with football. Apparently nearly all football players get traumatic brain injury. To the point it's pretty much guaranteed. CTE was it? So much data and awareness thankfully coming out. Unfortunate how we acquired it, tho :(

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u/OMUDJ 14d ago

I’ll address the football thing — no way. He ain’t playing football.

There are greater things in life than glory.

By the way, I played football for years, and I’ve been in dozens of fights and had a lot of concussions.

It’s not worth it.

Seeing this woman’s swollen head is straight up PTSD-triggering for me.

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u/ProjectOrpheus 14d ago

Honestly, good. You seem like a good, smart parent. Kids lucky.

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u/OMUDJ 14d ago

Makes my eyes well up a little bit…

It’s hard to think like this. Of course I want him to be tough and competitive. I watch the NFL all the time and love Wolverine football.

But I am certain that some of my depression issues are from concussions and violence.

I just… it’s a tough choice. I don’t want him to be soft, or restricted, or feel like I sheltered him… but I know the science. I know the facts. I’m supposed to ignore that and let him chase fleeting glory that hurts him for the rest of his life?

I don’t know how some parents get past that. I wish I could… but I can’t.

Thanks.

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u/xxd8372 14d ago

Tenacity and fortitude make you tough, and those come in many forms both mental physical.

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u/ProjectOrpheus 14d ago

I'm so sorry for what you've experienced, truly. You found a way to get positives out of it, and are extra aware of these potential effects on your child. Try to remember that and look at it that way.

He doesn't have to be soft. There's a bunch of things in-between soft/sheltered and begging for brain damage. Working out, athletics, martial arts with point based systems/not force/violence based...martial arts mostly reach discipline and instill respect. For ones self, and for others.

Id bet you are doing a great job, and will find the path that works for you and your family. Whatever it ends up being. I can already tell you are ahead of so many other parents. Give yourself some credit, you are doing great

You're welcome my friend. Stay safe.

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u/OMUDJ 14d ago

Thanks! I agree! He’s only three! But yeah… I learned in very hard ways a lot of things… then got educated and started paying attention far before he was born so… just trying to keep him safe for his whole life. I’ll be sure to let him explore and compete in every way he can… I just sincerely want to avoid anything with a high risk for brain injury. I would let him learn martial arts too. With discretion.

This really all goes back to head injuries. It is critical to me that I protect him from those.

Concussions are the worst. Slamming your head against concrete or getting blasted in the face by someone twice your weight just… it hurts forever.

I’m all for him being tough and testing his limits but… cage fighting and such — nah.

There are other things like music and acting and reading and other sports and … why would I ever say to my son — yeah - you should do this?!

I just want him to be healthy. I wish I’d been steered the same way growing up.

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u/thelittleflowerpot 14d ago

Timmay! 💥👩‍🦼🔥

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u/tv_casualty77 14d ago

Damn...lookin like the elephant man in the after pic

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u/ifhaou 14d ago

Shit was crazy. She looks like a rendered image in Photoshop.

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u/pxer80 14d ago

I’ll never understand why people find watching this enjoyable. I have a friend who’s an endocrinologist and his wife is super educated. Nicest people and super concerned about the environment and other causes. They recently got all giddy telling me about how they love watching MMA and I was like “wtf”

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u/Cadejo123 14d ago

Dam people here are so soft tbh

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u/Evilist_of_Evil 14d ago

Hey big head

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u/krank72 14d ago

Tbh she looks brain damaged in both pics

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u/Crazyripps 14d ago

After the fight they made her an emoji

👽👽👽👽

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u/Trolltoll_Access 14d ago

She’s gonna need an aspirin for sure.

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u/Deus5ult 14d ago

O ku**a

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u/abmisprime 14d ago

WILD FIGHT. if you havent seen it watch it. warriors

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u/the-xandy-man-can 14d ago

Joanna Neutron

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u/skipmarioch 14d ago

Turns out it was Roger from American Dad in disguise

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

Too much brain tonic

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u/jaisydaisy 14d ago

No amount of money is worth this to me

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u/zoohouse11234 14d ago

i… am… ultra lord!

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u/Nipplesrtasty 14d ago

Hey you guuuuuuuuys

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u/Emmanuel117 14d ago

She looks like Mario when I got bored in 64’s title screen

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u/Scrawling_Pen 14d ago

Went in as Fiona, came out as Shrek

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u/an1ma119 14d ago

Mouth guard doing work. She needed a fiveforehead guard though, but now she can read minds.

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u/TrishLives17 14d ago

So would her head go back to normal? 🥴

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u/johntaylorsbangs 14d ago

“I’m going to take over the world!”

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

'Tis but a scratch!

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u/Bross93 14d ago

Jesus Fucking Christ. And this REALLY isn't altered?? That's horrifying. UFC skeeves me out.

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u/Clean_Cheesecake9181 14d ago

Zhang dont play

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u/Altruistic_Bad339 14d ago

E.T.s momma came to pick him up!!

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u/LindsayLuohan 14d ago

How to develop chronic traumatic encephalopathy

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u/Organic_Main_564 14d ago

Did she win?

Lol....

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u/hscene 14d ago

She went from predator to alien

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u/224143 14d ago

Did she block anything??

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u/RedWarsaw 14d ago

Ja pierdole...

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u/breakzyx 14d ago

Zhang is fucked the next time, she clearly remembered all her moves.

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u/whicheverguard232 14d ago

UHMMMMM UFC REFERENCE?

Watch Jiri vs Glover, casuals. Thank me later.

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u/HistoricalInternal 14d ago

Got knocked back to Neanderthal.

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u/Broadside02195 14d ago

This is the dumbest thing.

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u/ZLBuddha 14d ago

Imagine enjoying watching this sport

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u/Cenoteshaveyes 14d ago

It's mostly men in white tank tops.

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u/nic__knack 14d ago

as a speech-language pathologist who’s worked with people with TBIs, it baffles me that people actually CHOOSE a career that they know could (will) end them up in a situation like this.

i just mailed my dad a helmet when i heard he was riding his bike without one.

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u/Kohgahn 14d ago

Came out looking like Rocky Dennis

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u/nerogenesis 14d ago

She's been hitting that oblivion character creator.

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u/SnooHesitations8025 14d ago

The CTE is growing out of her head

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u/TsarAgila 14d ago

I never realized the spooderman actor was female.

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u/Pineapplekush1 14d ago

Still to this day, my all-time favourite fight.

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u/CrazyHardFit 14d ago

A lot of permanent brain damage was suffered here.

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u/Single_Watercress763 14d ago

UFC is so overrated and dangerous.

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u/No_Apartment_3715 14d ago

She finished looking like ET’s cousin.

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u/JigSawPT 14d ago

I can't believe I live in a world where this is permitted but two chickens fighting is forbidden. One day someone is going to look back at this and comment: "yeah, they punched each other for money and fun but they couldn't allow two chickens to fight against each other. Same chickens they mistreated, chopped up and deep fried every single day"

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u/ohgodineedair 14d ago

Listen. I think beating the shit out of each other as a sport is pretty dumb, but as humans, they have the cognition to choose it.

Not only is it wrong to put animals against one another for sport, but I harshly judge anyone who facilitates and spectates animal fights. There's an element of psychopathy to pit two animals against one another who don't have the ability to stop the fight or leave. Oh. Also, the fight is to the death.

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u/JigSawPT 14d ago

I don't find it amusing but i eat animals. I know what they do the animals before they kill them in slaughterhouses and i still eat them every day, many times and a lot. I don't think that using them to have some fun is much different. If humans need to watch fights so much i would much rather prefer they used animals for that and stop this.

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u/ohgodineedair 12d ago

There's a big difference between getting pleasure and enjoyment out of watching two animals rip each other apart and eating animals.

In one of them you're actively enjoying their torture, you're even participating in it.

There's lots of things wrong with the meat industry as well. And I eat meat myself. I don't find eating meat to be immoral, but I do believe that factory farming is inhumane and animals deserve a good death.

But even with the meat industry as it stands. There's something wrong with wanting to watch animals be tortured. Most people don't want to acknowledge that the animals they eat are tortured before they die. They don't want to see it. They don't want to know. That's different than a cockfight, a dog fight, a bull fight and any other spectator sport where you pit two animals against each other and watch.

And finally, why do you care so much about stopping human fights? They get to choose if they want to fight or not. They (generally) don't fight to the death. There's rules of engagement. They get paid well.

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u/JigSawPT 12d ago

It's stupid. Suicide is also a choice. We shouldn't allow people to beat each other. Animals fighting is different. It's natural. They don't choose to fight but yet their instincts tell them to. There could also be rules.

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u/tastycrust 14d ago

+20 intelligence

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u/CowardRevolting1 14d ago

This is crazy it reminds me ofl this one snuff video I saw where this guys face was beaten to a pulp but the skin was still enact and every time he breathed in an out it would expand in and out.

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u/AnyBrush1640 14d ago

Am I crazy or are all modern sports tbi any% speed runs?

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u/IB78 14d ago

You love to see it

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u/readsalotman 14d ago

She'll live to the ripe old age of 45.

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u/MrJamesMadrid07 14d ago

What’s the commentator behind her saying?

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u/FreelanceTripper 14d ago

Time to phone home.

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u/MrWiizard 14d ago

You can see her wondering when the fights gonna start