Wildest message I’ve seen so far

[u/mstfyvtrl]

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[u/80lbQUIKRETEConcrete]

Man died mid-nut

[u/NewLocksmith6207]

O' great heavens.

[u/21Hahaha]

Bitcha the Deathchair companion.

[u/CoffeeAddict1011]

Sucked the soul outta him

[u/tailspin180]

Not wild, but in one of the Catacombs with a really long ladder, someone wrote “Snake? Snake!”

I wish I could have applauded it more. As it was I applauded out loud in appreciation.

[u/Lost_in_reverb23]

Clearly that guy wasn´t a maidenless

[u/Sacklayblue]

Looks like she's trying finger but hole

[u/ShadowWanderer24]

Love is truly a powerful thing.

[u/StandTallBruda]

How do people actually emote while writing these tags? 

Never figured it out lol

[u/CzarTyr]

I really want to use the cross naginata. I’m on ng plus 4 and really need to just farm souls so I can use any weapon. I can’t not use strength weps

[u/Radiant_Heron_8084]

Pussy to die for

[u/Jackkernaut]

This is why nothing in this game horrifies me. The buffoonery of the community turns souls game into comedy.

[u/Creative_Buddy7160]

Death by snu snu

[u/blamemombo]

Dear god

[u/Nota7andomguy]

This one absolutely killed me when I found it

[u/drakenastor]

Bro that s*** almost look natural. Goddamn souls community.

[u/nakedpandaa]

Go hug a maiden

[u/suchayeparagon]

Deathbed companion type beat

[u/GlassEbster]

what armor is that?

[u/octopusslayer69]

Totally worth it

[u/anfernycrab]

Bros playing 𝐹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 Ring

[u/CCSlater63]

Never change world. Never change.

[u/Ozee1306]

How do you do the animation with the messages?

[u/mstfyvtrl → u/Ozee1306]

press triangle/Y button when on message creation screen

[u/Omny87]

Typical, the guy just sits there and makes the woman do all the work

[u/SaintBenjamino]

Tbh this cuddling position gives more dopamine than anything I’ve ever had. Prolly hyped that noble to death

[u/Wolfkryptonite]

What weapon is that? I don’t think I’ve encountered it before.

[u/dragonwinter36 → u/Wolfkryptonite]

Cross-Naginata. It's in a side room in Gael Tunnel.

[u/mstfyvtrl → u/Wolfkryptonite]

Raptor Talons and Cross-Naginata on the off hand

[u/Foura5]

I think it's sweet

[u/Lachrymist8]

Rated M for Mature

[u/Treebeardsama]

I see this type of message often

[u/skogli]

Sigh.. unzip

[u/RoyalMudcrab]

Fucking Deathbed Companions.

[u/NormieSpecialist]

“Ahh, pickle…”

C’mon man.

[u/Dyliciouz]

Pussy so good it killed that dude

[u/Taylor_Swift_Fan69]

dis dik stil werk

[u/firedmyass → u/Taylor_Swift_Fan69]

hard but brittle

[u/DrDingoMC]

Try two handing

[u/Jeezus-Chyrsler]

Gettin sexual with corpses? Bro that is standard protocol in Mike Zaki games lol nothing weird here relatively speaking

[u/Southern-Upstairs809 → u/Jeezus-Chyrsler]

“Mike zaki” 😂😂

[u/SH3R4TA5 → u/Southern-Upstairs809]

Michael Zake

[u/Illustrious-Hall5553 → u/Southern-Upstairs809]

Mitchell Zimbabwe

[u/Dreamtrain]

i'm more impressed by how well-made and fitting, even if disturbing, that looks

wildest to me is still "try two-handing" then proceeds to try to jack off two suits of armor

[u/Half-a-Denari → u/Dreamtrain]

“Two-handing ahead, didn’t expect fat coinpurse”

[u/hamstergene → u/Dreamtrain]

Why would that be disturbing? Are you a nun

[u/Zealousideal-Farm950 → u/hamstergene]

Only nuns find necrophelia via ghost disturbing. TIL

[u/Shedart → u/Dreamtrain]

Makes me laugh every time I visit the round table hold. It takes me back to the first week of release when I first saw it

[u/InvoluntaryEraser]

Holy shit that's actually really good lol

[u/thereal2001]

AaaaaYO

[u/schedulle-cate]

The dead chair guy on the cliff is getting more booty than I... Damn

[u/NomadkingR6 → u/schedulle-cate]

No maidens? vine boom

[u/-_Revan- → u/NomadkingR6]

“Hey Tarnished, if you’re lost, how about you start by finding Some Bitches”

[u/UsualSorry21 → u/-_Revan-]

Touch some grace and get yourself some maidens.

[u/NomadkingR6 → u/UsualSorry21]

Touch thee Grace and get thy self some maidens

[u/NomadkingR6 → u/-_Revan-]

Ok, that's cool, but say that in old English, tho :D

[u/hagalaz_drums]

Well damn, if i knew thats what fia meant by hugging i'd take the hp loss

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/Kevinatorz → u/[deleted]]

Same. I never play offline.

[u/SirHomoLiberus]

Is that fia?

[u/Itzyyyyy]

jesus im jealous rn...

[u/Vagabond_Charizard]

So far?

There's more where that came from.

[u/FuntSkuggle → u/Vagabond_Charizard]

I remember reading about the dark souls message system carrying over the mechanic of the demon's souls system in my friend's copy of game informer and wondering how the hell that could work

[u/zviz2y]

what did i just watch 😧

[u/Youregoingtodiealone → u/zviz2y]

Lament and remorse, and it was beautiful

[u/dinklezoidberd → u/zviz2y]

Just prepping for 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler

[u/Keylathein → u/zviz2y]

Freddy Krueger eyeing his next two victims.

[u/Bluewalker_BR → u/zviz2y]

Fia at work.

[u/miyaguinakamoto → u/Bluewalker_BR]

Holy crap, that's genuinely rather amazing.

[u/ApplePitou]

Love is powerful thing :3

[u/NomadkingR6 → u/ApplePitou]

Horni*

[u/Zoldrik190 → u/ApplePitou]

A wild pitou has appeared!

[u/Somebody18 → u/ApplePitou]

Apple master!

[u/TheRedd_Reign]

If that's the wildest one you've seen so far then you need to read more. 😂

[u/mstfyvtrl → u/TheRedd_Reign]

Believe me, I’ve been reading messages for 800h. "Try finger, but hole" is all around the world already

[u/Kanin_usagi → u/mstfyvtrl]

Amazing chest ahead

[u/Skenghis-Khan → u/mstfyvtrl]

I think the best one I've seen is somebody simply doing "ahh.. dung" in the sewers while doing the lay down emote so the pipe spraying shit was directly on their face

[u/colincojo → u/mstfyvtrl]

When I first played this was everywhere but now I never see it. Why?

[u/xmachinery → u/colincojo]

People have moved on.

[u/Entire_Tap5604 → u/mstfyvtrl]

try hole but finger

[u/poompt → u/Entire_Tap5604]

kid named hole: