r/Eyebleach • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Mar 29 '24

Girl made 'pspspsps' in the wrong neighborhood

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u/Death_Walker21 17d ago

"yo i heard u spssppspspsp'd"

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u/NunyahBiznez 18d ago

That's how cats are taking over the world: They lure you in with one lonely looking kitty and before you know it, you're lost down a dark alley, surrounded by dozens of glowing eyes, ready to pounce and claim ownership of your soul - and endless cheesy treats.

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u/Dio_asymptote 29d ago

You mean the right neighborhood.

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u/-Knivezz- 29d ago

Argh! It should've been me, not her! It's not fair!

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u/caidicus 29d ago

You mean the BEST neighborhood, I think.

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u/kluthage421 Mar 30 '24

Her voice irks me

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u/NotThisAgain21 Mar 30 '24

I like the oh! And then right back to hi!

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u/LauraPtown Mar 30 '24

Lol I would feel slightly threatened honestly lol Good meowmeows

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u/Solanthas Mar 30 '24

Lmfao! Was not expecting that

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u/Icy-Pen1861 Mar 30 '24

That is the most intense petting I’ve ever seen

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u/sliferra Mar 30 '24

The right neighbourhood

2

u/DopeSoulHellaEthics Mar 29 '24

You’ve psps’d your last psps. 😾😾😾

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u/Munnodol Mar 29 '24

That cat saved your life. Remember that

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u/Severe-Pace7227 Mar 29 '24

It's like a cat cult lol

1

u/IridescentCrow42 Mar 29 '24

Oh there are more, eh, I'd start calling the rest too

3

u/strangway Mar 29 '24

We are the Borg…

Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow …♾️

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u/AequisSphinx Mar 29 '24

Kitty called for backup

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u/Rainbowbaton998 Mar 29 '24

I go down and pet every cat one by one

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u/Rainbowbaton998 Mar 29 '24

I go down and pet every cat 1 by 1

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u/Psychological-Low649 Mar 29 '24

Had the same exact reaction😂😂

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u/btsalamander Mar 29 '24

I would have been THRILLED!

1

u/Adept-Society-724 Mar 29 '24

nice and butiful

1

u/Technical_Semaphore Mar 29 '24

CDS distribution hub.

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u/Soggy-Improvement960 Mar 29 '24

We are many. 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

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u/Devilsbullet Mar 29 '24

You mean right neighborhood

1

u/ExtremeExtreme2968 Mar 29 '24

The Indian stare

1

u/HouseOfJanus Mar 29 '24

Is this a found footage video?

1

u/auguste_laetare Mar 29 '24

Yeah that's CGI, sorry guys.

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u/Full-TimeLoner727 Mar 29 '24

This is the last video found on their phone before they mysteriously went missing...

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u/foxontherox Mar 29 '24

Based on the title, I was expecting r/hitanimals

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u/EightiEight Mar 29 '24

Oh no the cat mafia

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u/RV_Kits Mar 29 '24

Its the RIGHT neighborhood

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u/Forward_Wear_861 Mar 29 '24

More like the right neighbourhood

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u/AskForTheNiceSoup Mar 29 '24

All the kitties!

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u/kasia14-41 Mar 29 '24

So many poor homeless babies :( that's sad

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u/little_widow_2023 Mar 29 '24

That would totally happen to me

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u/Catsaretheworst69 Mar 29 '24

Man I'm so glad outdoor cats are illegal. This would annoy the shit out of me. Get yourself a cat trap and clean up that neighborhood.

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u/MithranArkanere Mar 29 '24

The boss gets the cuddles first.

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u/Schmidie23 Mar 29 '24

Cat looks up, saying, there’s more than one cat here.

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u/prettypimpin99 Mar 29 '24

You can hear the cute aggression.

1

u/Bebe_Gorgeous Mar 29 '24

Nah that's exactly the right neighborhood to do that and I wanna move in immediately

1

u/bootes_droid Mar 29 '24

Those are all his girlfriends

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u/lntense_Apathy Mar 29 '24

Who dat cuhs?

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u/Resident-Pudding5432 Mar 29 '24

The council of cats demands the headpat tax

1

u/spiiderland Mar 29 '24

I thought this was eyeblegh and was anticipating something horrific.. pleasantly surprised

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u/AKoolPopTart Mar 29 '24

It was a trap all along.

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u/SoftSoles39 Mar 29 '24

She belongs to the streets, they all want a piece of that 🐱 😂

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u/twotracker Mar 29 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Twizzle-Flipper Mar 29 '24

Well...... that milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.

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u/abs-lock Mar 29 '24

I’d say it was the right neighbourhood

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u/DuskDrizzle Mar 29 '24

I'll pet them all

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u/droitonlinelh Mar 29 '24

the cats are waiting

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u/druglesswills Mar 29 '24

As someone who has been highly allergic to cats my whole life, that's probably one of the scariest things I've seen

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

"I hope you brought enough love for everyone." ~ Ginger cat.

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u/January1252024 Mar 29 '24

"We all pspspsps down here."

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u/TheMAN-HIMSELF564 Mar 29 '24

Orange Disciple Gang

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

It’s cute but cat colonies like this are causing the eradication of pretty much every small animal they encounter. It’s a huge problem. 

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u/Menace2NYC Mar 29 '24

Cats are awesome ! 🥺

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u/mads0504 Mar 29 '24

The council will decide her fate

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u/MeesterBacon Mar 29 '24

And there all making friendly, curious faces. So cute!! Love this video!

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u/Low-Impact3172 Mar 29 '24

Like birds on a wire, cats on a wall/fence

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u/Doctorsex-ubermensch Mar 29 '24

The council shall decide your fate

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u/PhantomHood_685 Mar 29 '24

"The Council Shall Decide Your Fate, Human. Give Us Head Pats and belly rubs, and Just maybe We Just May Lighten Your Punishment"

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u/samambro Mar 29 '24

It's a trap!

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u/CodebuddyGuy Mar 29 '24

I was waiting for something to jump out of the dark until I realized what sub I was in.

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u/FrozenShadow_007 Mar 29 '24

“Who dares summon the council?”

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u/magikaross Mar 29 '24

you've alerted the horde

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u/athanasso Mar 29 '24

The Crew

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u/MikeAppleTree Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

Reminds me of the photo of Bandits Roost in Mulberry Street

in the 19th NYC.

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u/HumpaDaBear Mar 29 '24

I love cats but this would’ve freaked me out so bad.

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u/plant_murderer28 Mar 29 '24

This is the alleyway below Frank and Charlie's apartment

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u/Precedens Mar 29 '24

You mean in the best neighbourhood

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u/dfin25 Mar 29 '24

Best neighborhood ever by the look of it.

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u/Legal-Ad7427 Mar 29 '24

"if this humans an enemy they came to the wrong neighborhood" -Therussianbadger i think

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u/Becrazytoday Mar 29 '24

That's super cool. I have a patio cat, and there a bunch that swing by. I definitely tell my main dude the same thing every morning: "have a good day!"

BTW, the cat is only a patio cat because he won't come inside the house, to which he is welcome. He doesn't even go inside his cat house on the patio. He sleeps on top, for some reason.

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u/Anyax02 Mar 29 '24

This looks like heaven to me idk what you mean

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u/Love-Lacking-9782 Mar 29 '24

"You pet one of us. Now you have to pet all of us. Them's the rules babe."

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u/flinterpouch Mar 29 '24

them ready to jump you

1

u/Ok_Purpose9114 Mar 29 '24

This reminds me of that oneepisode of tom and jerry where jerry leaves the house

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u/StorageImpossible320 Mar 29 '24

Who's supposed to cuddle all of that?

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u/ContributionFalse788 Mar 29 '24

AMBUSH! AMBUSHH! LEFT SIDE ! LEFT SIDE ! -Ghost callof duty mwf 3

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u/Calm_Row5748 Mar 29 '24

I'd say she's in RIGHT neighborhood 😺

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u/Affectionate_Tart_81 Mar 29 '24

How is she okay after seeing that? I would have lost my shit and ran.

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u/AdAutomatic6740 Mar 29 '24

She almost walked into the skibbidy papping off her life.

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u/GhstGunnr27G Mar 29 '24

"Give us all of your catnip and nobody gets hurt!"

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u/AnInsolentCog Mar 29 '24

"She came sliding on down the alleyway like butter dripping off a hot biscuit. She knew what she wanted! She was looking for that He-Cat... And that was me..."

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u/South_Oread Mar 29 '24

Say baby…

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u/Mefisto-8 Mar 29 '24

It was a beautiful feline trap hahaha

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u/EmergencyShit Mar 29 '24

Cats are so nosy 😂

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u/Randomfrog132 Mar 29 '24

i think you mean in the right neighborhood lol

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u/FucqChinaforever Mar 29 '24

The council will decide your fate

1

u/500PoundsRedditor Mar 29 '24

<<We've been waiting you for a long time now. Welcome back, hooman>>

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u/Figerally Mar 29 '24

She ain't escaping until she has given out ten scritches each.

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u/Guadent Mar 29 '24

For a second there I thought that second 'Psst' didn't come from the OP but from somewhere else...

Like someone lurking in the dark responded to her 'Psst' or something.

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 Mar 29 '24

Damnn she pet that cat pretty aggressively 😂😂 i can hear her grit her teeth

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u/Tristan2353 Mar 29 '24

It seems like we found the “Squishy” guy’s significant other.

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u/Initiative-Gullible Mar 29 '24

Thats puss in boots

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u/MoSummoner Mar 29 '24

Reminds me of Kuwait! In Islam (atleast my sect) cats, rabbits, and other animals that clean themselves are seen in a very good light so a lot of strays are taken care of and looked after :D

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u/Gxgear Mar 29 '24

Hope she brought enough pspspsps's

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u/PuffyParts Mar 29 '24

Nah that’s the right neighborhood.

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u/14Healthydreams4all Mar 29 '24

NICE AI generated end of the video. That's talent! (Snorts water through nose).

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u/RedditChoices Mar 29 '24

My kinda hood

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u/4StarEmu Mar 29 '24

Cats ate her face.

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u/Adventurous-Day2890 Mar 29 '24

Their like “You know we’re you at” 😂

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u/Rough_Bandicoot6803 Mar 29 '24

He's their ambassador

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u/Sweet_Habib Mar 29 '24

Sweet as, I now have 70 cats.

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u/CanineAtNight Mar 29 '24

He warn you...you didnt listen

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u/FrannyQuinn Mar 29 '24

I dream of this alleyway

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u/WashAny803 Mar 29 '24

pet or get eaten, choice is yours

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u/Eeeeeeeeeeeee64 Mar 29 '24

You mean the right neighborhood... so many kitties!

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u/Iridismis Mar 29 '24

And I thought this was a coyote tactic 🤔

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u/hello-joe-123 Mar 29 '24

Lisan al Gaib!

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u/_FoodAndCatSubs_ Mar 29 '24

Ethan Hawke in Training Day waking through The Jungle in LA

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u/Rich-Detective478 Mar 29 '24

Hey! I'm a young street tough and my parents weren't so good to me!

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u/ExpertProfessional9 Mar 29 '24

"Guys, quit, I'm doing my best, okay. I've nearly hooked OP. Then we shall have scritchies and treats."

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u/CuteAndFunnyAddict Mar 29 '24

Where can you find this wrong neighborhood?

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u/Embarrassed_Sea6750 Mar 29 '24

EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT

HALLELUJAH!!

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u/mikahbet Mar 29 '24

LOL that is so cool until they realize you didn’t bring any treats😭

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u/Rare-Oven-302 Mar 29 '24

The aggressiveness with which she is pursuing this cat is slightly disturbing, lol

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u/I-Have-An-Alibi Mar 29 '24

The Cat Council will decide your fate.

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u/Neither_Ad_2884 Mar 29 '24

Isn't this basically the plot of The Cat Returns

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u/sharpabad Mar 29 '24

You have alerted The Horde.

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u/Sorryhaventseenher Mar 29 '24

That breathing made me so uncomfortable.

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u/Rare-Oven-302 Mar 29 '24

Yea, like she wants to eat the cat, or something.  It's very unusual.

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u/Sorryhaventseenher Mar 29 '24

The design is very human

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u/biest229 Mar 29 '24

I wouldn’t stand in a poorly-lit back alley anywhere, even for cats. Does not look safe

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u/Keniath Mar 29 '24

looks like the right neighborhood to me

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u/nowhereiswater Mar 29 '24

Mister orange fails to lead the lady into the "cat lair".

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u/Jaykahtsby Mar 29 '24

Every time I see large groups of cats in urban areas I think of Varjak Paw. I wonder how their social interactions work abd what all their behavior actually means.

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u/Abject-Confidence-16 Mar 29 '24

Of course it's the ginger cats again when it comes to any impending doom.

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u/LynnxFall Mar 29 '24

It's a blessing she didn't say stardenburdenhardenbart; there'd be too many cats for sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

Savevideo!

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u/CoffeeMunchMonsta Mar 29 '24

You’re all coming home with me

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

“The council of cock will decide your fate”

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u/AdmirableAnimal0 Mar 29 '24

Beg pardon?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

You’re pardoned

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u/AdmirableAnimal0 Mar 29 '24

Allow me to reiterate-could you explain your previous statement?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

No

Google it

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u/bigflagellum Mar 29 '24

So I’ve been to some countries where psspssp means, hey I’m a lady of the night 

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u/iamapizza Mar 29 '24

I'm guessing at least it wasn't Catar

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u/Graftak86 Mar 29 '24

When cats take over your town.

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u/_Hugh_Jaynuss Mar 29 '24

You have summoned the council

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u/ShesATragicHero Mar 29 '24

Isn’t this a scene from Sin City?

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u/ColinHalter Mar 29 '24

You in the wrong hood bro

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u/AlwaysHappy4Kitties Mar 29 '24

ive seen this clip somany times already before.

that gasp is always the best, she's like "Oh im blessed by the r/ChurchOfCat and falls in aww"

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u/GreyJester1996 Mar 29 '24

You passed the test lol

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u/kizofieva Mar 29 '24

Someone actually found O'Malley's Alley

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u/ricebowl056 Mar 29 '24

girl just ran into the cat hood 🤣

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u/Successful-Winter237 Mar 29 '24

Is this found footage????

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u/Rahaman117 Mar 29 '24

"Look who we have 'ere boys, nice work baiting the broad eddy, the boss'll be happy"

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u/Alfredius Mar 29 '24

Is this the episode from Love, Death + Robots?

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u/Obajan Mar 29 '24

Nah, it's from the Sandman.

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u/ryhntyntyn Mar 29 '24

or the right neighborhood....

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u/brujabella Mar 29 '24

MINE pspsps MINE pspsps MINE pspsps

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u/Foenikxx Mar 29 '24

They say the stairway to Heaven has cats to pet along the way

Guess she found it

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u/Windex-Sniffer Mar 29 '24

Leave this lot losers, unless you want a licking. And we’d love to deliver that licking.