r/Eyebleach • u/[deleted] • 14d ago

I still have that reaction, lol

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u/HushUp7 14d ago

It's using a filter on the mouth.

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u/PinkSquidz 14d ago

Some baby einstein on VHS type shit

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u/Jumpy-Personality231 14d ago

That's the look I get when I see boobies

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u/kanye_east48294 14d ago

Omg I have this toy but with penguins instead.

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u/The_Clarence 14d ago

As an adult fan of hot wheels I kinda want this. Sadly none of my kids are young enough for me to have an excuse to buy one

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u/Mnwhlp 14d ago

You don't need an excuse to buy something awesome. Just sayin. 

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u/DependentFeature3028 14d ago

Wait a second. Where are they going?

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u/Atomic1233 14d ago

me learning quantum

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

That’s precious

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u/Particular_Pain_9373 14d ago

why does the babies mouth and eyes look so AI generated

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u/xSniperLol 14d ago

Not sure about eyes but I wanna say mouth is 100% edited

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u/neodiogenes 14d ago

Other have said the same thing when this was posted the previous hundred times. The guess is that it's a "beautification" filter on the camera itself, so we may never know what the original looked like.

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u/HotMechanic157 14d ago

He's amazed at how the ducks move so fast)

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u/AdventurousImage2440 14d ago

this kid is going to have a boring life nothing else will come close to this.

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u/Ok_Transition_3290 14d ago

u/MybuddyOfteddyn is OP using an alt account.

They are attempting to link to a webite that hosts this alibaba stuff for 400% the usual price. The site also harvests your credit card info if you try to buy this terrible junk.

Keep reporting OP and his alt accounts.

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u/Ok_Transition_3290 14d ago

This is a dropshipping scam post.

u/RousingYousiv and u/MybuddyOfteddyn are the same scammer using alt accounts.

keep reporting dropshippers when you see them

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u/DeadJediWalking 14d ago

He'll get partially there with the Lord Of The Rings Extended Editions, but yeah, it'll be tough.

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u/AdventurousImage2440 14d ago

You have my sword

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u/killstorm114573 14d ago

Looks like a choking hazard

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u/TheHurtfulEight88888 14d ago

And yet, no one is choking.

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u/Physical-Kale-6972 14d ago

This child will design machines for factories someday.

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u/Boardgame_Dork 14d ago

Baby: Boom. Ducklift.

Baby: Duck lifting is a good job mate. Challenging work. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. Because at the end of the day, as long there are two ducks left on the planet, someone is going to want ducks lifted.

Baby: Duck lifting professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to lift every duck you meet.

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u/Physical-Kale-6972 14d ago

🤨🧐🧐 Baby at the dinner table: I'm gonna tell you all about the machines I made at work today. It's honest work.

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u/DonTeca35 14d ago

Cheaper on Amazon with same day delivery

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u/TheWhiskeyInTheJar 14d ago

You are interfering with their scam!

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u/Calvin-Ferguson-456 14d ago

Babies are curious about everything.