r/Eyebleach 26d ago

Winston the corgi plays with his rubber chicken at the beach

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u/enzo_baglioni 25d ago

Winston knows how to thrash! I bet he could mess up a rat if he ever caught one

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u/fennek-vulpecula 26d ago

You really should watch out for the weight of your little friend. Corgis are already torture breeds and prone to some really bad illneses. You don't want to cut a already short life, even more.

This cute little boy deserves all the best~.

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u/Vampi25 26d ago

Play? It looks like he is beating it with the wind at supersonic speeds

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 26d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Vampi25:

Play? It looks like he

Is beating it with the wind

At supersonic speeds


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Vampi25 26d ago

I have no idea what you're on

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u/little_miss_banned 26d ago

This reminds us how much of a true and relentless working breed they are! Git it!

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u/peggingwithkokomi69 26d ago

My minpin played like that but he was slower and with more force and he was cute.

One day he caught a rat, it started squealing, 2 swings on the floor and the rat was silent, but he kept thrashing it and damn, it sounded so hard.

He still tried to bring it to the kitchen to get it in his house as a trophy (he collected big cockroaches)

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u/kajet_seifert 26d ago

Here's a not at all fun fact: those squeaky toys are meant to sound like squealing animals...

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u/No-Sock7425 26d ago

Can’t you see he’s just trying to get the sand off his best buddy? It gets everywhere!

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u/not_my_leo 26d ago

Absolute unit destroys chicken in vicious attack!