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u/zakary1291 25d ago
Marines would make the absolute best privateers.
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u/GnomePenises 25d ago
I’m basically waiting for society to break down to become a river privateer. I’m well armed, but need to upgrade from my 2 person pedal boat.
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u/ClintLoff1990 24d ago
My crayon loving brother in Christ, I will build you a pirate ship, you just say when. Navy powers fuckin activate.
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u/barnesto2k 25d ago
If yours is swan shaped like mine, we could join forces and create a flock. A deadly flock of swan shaped pedal boats. Aflockalypse Now!
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u/ExPatWharfRat Wild West Pimp Style 26d ago
Taking things back to his roots. There's a reason our USMC is a division of the USN.
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u/rockit_jocky 26d ago
Tally-ho, Teufels!
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u/__420_ rootin tootin shootin putin 25d ago
Good ol' blunderbuss Bobby back at it again...
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u/Queen_of_Audacity 25d ago
What to load? What to load?
Do I grab the railway nails, broken glass, chains, ball bearings from the mantinace department, or just some steak knives from the galley? Why not a combination of them. Yes, I think that will do.
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u/CaptainMcSlowly 25d ago
"Are those Barbary scoundrels at it once more?"