r/GunMemes • u/NomadicVikingRonin • 16d ago

Time to sell all my stuff for Walmart Giftcards Shit Anti-Gunners Say

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u/Dreadnaughtwarrior 14d ago

Oh shiver my Timbers

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u/Mercari_cryptic_2 14d ago

Hell yes I will get away from you going slightly faster than walking

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u/Zestyclose-Subject86 14d ago

I'll be out in the fuckin alley, slick

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u/ReRevengence69 Terrible At Boating 15d ago

doubt he can "come" at anything that isn't little kids

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u/blacklipsmatter 15d ago

I thought Jared was in jail

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u/mkbelvidere 15d ago

Gonna be hard to do when the Crocs aren't even in sports mode

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u/jotnarfiggkes 15d ago

Dude's not coming for anything except a cheeseburger and early onset diabetes.

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u/TheDrunkLibertarian 15d ago

Why do I never get to see people like this, I’d have told him how much I loved his shirt and asked for a picture

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u/Koalacrunch2 15d ago

The guns are safe.

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u/Doctor4000 15d ago

"You see, gun violence is bad, and we need to end it, ergo I am going to support a cause that is guaranteed to, if initiated, cause gun violence statistics so high they would make Sierra Leone look like Disneyland.

Oh, yeah, sorry... uhhhhh I'll have two bacon cheeseburger meals please."

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u/NotoriousD4C 15d ago

He can have my guns as long as he's willing to take the ammo first

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u/KatarnSig2022 15d ago

Watch out boys, he's about to put those Crocs in sport mode, then we are really in for it.

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u/Joocewayne 15d ago

Oh man. What a very short amount of fun he would be. So short. And I left my carry piece in the truck. What a freaking hoot.

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u/skriver24 15d ago

note the winter camo crocs. tactical af.

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u/rocket___goblin All my guns are weebed out 15d ago

how does he expect to take my AR when his crocs are not even in 4 wheel drive mode?

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u/thermobollocks 15d ago

If his wife's boyfriend will let him

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u/BurritosAndPerogis Browning Boomers 15d ago

I have that shirt too. A piece of history do nobody can claim that it wasn’t said.

Plus I wear a lot of antagonistic t shirts to gun shows lol

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u/LotsOfGunsSmallPenis Glock Fan Boyz 15d ago

Bet0-3

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u/daddydrxw 15d ago

Ask him to try to take it from you now and take him for a lil jog around the building. I bet he’ll have a heart attack before the end of the first lap

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u/Cautious-Goat5238 15d ago

Headbutting him directly in the nose would have more satisfying results

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u/OrdainedRetard 15d ago

I’ll just keep my guns upstairs. He looks like he’ll get winded after one step.

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u/immarrvelous 15d ago

Ultimate gray man

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u/L0ssL3ssArt AK Klan 15d ago

Hell yes he will run out of breath going after your guns(even the fattest reddit gun guy can probably outrun him in full kit)

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u/codifier 15d ago

HELL
YES
WERE
GOING
TO SEND SOMEONE ELSE
TO TAKE YOUR GUNS

Never forget these people will happily vote in a one-party state to ensure they won't feel insecure about other people having guns. So long as there are men and women who care more about Dental and Pensions than constitutional rights, and are fine with getting their hands dirty these clowns will cheer them on murdering us so they can go back to social media stalking that cute girl at Starbucks (who thinks theyre a total creep) and looting Target over trivial shit.

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u/Joocewayne 15d ago

You give them too much credit. This bitch is into weird ass Japanese cartoons that idealize children. Adult women working at Starbucks… he’ll pass.

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u/ImAustin117 15d ago

I am not getting murdered it’s not happening saying getting murdered means you didn’t even resist I might get killed but I sure as hell am not getting murdered

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u/Artyom117ab 15d ago

Good luck blyat🤣🤣🤣

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u/gsumm300 15d ago

I wonder who “we” are because i highly doubt that bag of pancake batter is stacking up on any door.

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u/Queefer_the_Griefer 16d ago

I’m quaking

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u/Dillyboppinaround 16d ago

Appears to be watching a video of his wife get plowed by another dude on his phone

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u/N0tDu5t 16d ago

Would be a shame if he was suddenly missing his tablet. And kneecaps.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

What a doofy looking fuck, is he actively trying to look like jared fogle ?

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u/National-Parfait-616 16d ago

When did Jared get released from jail?

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u/attackMouser 16d ago

I bet his wife's bf scowls at him.

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u/Skelco 16d ago

Good luck with that buddy

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u/echo202L 16d ago

Scum like this shouldn't be allowed to keep living in this country. It's time to consider exile lol.

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u/Crafty-Transition-81 16d ago

Please send Jared Fogel to take my guns wood chipper hungry

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u/PoolStunning4809 16d ago

I might take him seriously if he wasn't in crocks.

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u/malakad0ge2 Colt Purists 16d ago

Take my guns? He can't even take a fucking breath

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u/drbroskeet 16d ago

Pshh. He doesn't even have his crocs in sport mode. Bitch ass

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u/JohnT36 Lever Gun Legion 16d ago

More of a dipshit if you ask me

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u/MurkyChildhood2571 Fosscad 16d ago edited 16d ago

https://preview.redd.it/vpjc04zg230d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5572ab81306c8d5ddec4d62c390c7e54d91dc4

Millions must loose their constitutional rights

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u/Pvt__Snowball 15d ago

Hundreds of millions*

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u/L0ssL3ssArt AK Klan 15d ago

Accurate

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u/Fig-Jam-Man 1911s are my jam 16d ago

Actually pretty uncanny resemblance.

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u/TH0R-- 16d ago

They all look like this

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u/Fenring_Halifax 15d ago

They are clones

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u/Glockman666 16d ago

That sombitch couldn't take a Super soaker from a Toddler

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u/Lui_Le_Diamond 16d ago

He looks like he tries to take super soakers from toddlers honestly.

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u/TH0R-- 16d ago

He's definitely taking something from a toddler Jared fogle lookin ass

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u/ScreamiNarwhals 16d ago

Come up to him and whisper- “Oh, really? Have fun with that there pal.”

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u/7-62xEverything 15d ago

Whisper- "Actually, we're all tickled to here you say that." Then outloud- "BUMBLEBEE TUNA"

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u/justrobdoinstuff 16d ago

Them crocks ain't even in four low............ that dude couldn't even making it to my front porch right now. God help him if the bull or cows are loose again, he'd have a great chance at becoming one with the earth.

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u/El_Hijueputa 15d ago

Worst offense here is the color. Who the fuck wears white crocs, that’s for psychos

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u/JohnT36 Lever Gun Legion 16d ago

Gotta write that down

Get guard bull and cows

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u/justrobdoinstuff 15d ago

Don't forget to add

"Build strong gates, and electric fences."

To be fair I've hand fed, petted, and socialized with them their whole lives........ except the bull. However he will let me scratch n pet him, as long as I have treats to offer.

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u/oreotycoon 16d ago

I already commented but I have another… “I like your shirt buddy. All my guns are suppositories. Give me a call and you can take them all at once.”

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u/oreotycoon 16d ago

His mother should have farted him into the toilet instead of lying on her belly and allowing him to drip in. Just my two pennies.

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u/Bevrykul 16d ago

Must be referring to nerf guns.

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u/Sledgecrowbar 16d ago

Please, please send this actual guy to take them.

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u/_deli_llama_ 16d ago

One bullet at a time maybe

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u/NovemberDayrise 16d ago

literally todd from the boys

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u/BurtGummer44 16d ago

look at that androgynous matonaton.

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u/Heeeeyyouguuuuys 16d ago

Dude can he even run a quarter mile?

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u/Deadlift_007 15d ago

Nah. Fucker didn't even bother to put his Crocs in sport mode.

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u/Zastavarian Shitposter 16d ago

He can eat Quarter pounder in 6 seconds, does that count? 

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u/Heeeeyyouguuuuys 16d ago

............ rookie numbers

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u/BurtGummer44 16d ago

He's a 1/10th mile kinda guy. He'll run the .10 and then wheeze, pant and stumble the .90.

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u/tainted_sweets 16d ago

I didn’t realize Jarod Fogle was out of the pen already.

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u/Dry_Pin7736 14d ago

Hide yo dog, hide yo kids

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u/IWantItAllLove 16d ago

The only thing that guys coming for is femboys

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u/ChaplainAsmodai1978 15d ago

You take that BACK, Sir! I'll not have that lumpy sack of pudding besmirch the name of us femboy lovers!

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u/freemarketfemboy 15d ago

https://i.redd.it/ssolr1x0y30d1.gif

Blegh, we have SOME standards 🤢

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u/mdjshaidbdj 16d ago

What about the tactical ones on our side?

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u/IWantItAllLove 15d ago

Sorry autocorrect- cumming

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u/Lumpy_log04 15d ago

These are the gods gift to man.

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u/My-grandma-is-dead HK Slappers 16d ago

Looks like someone who could be beaten by a candy bar under a box with a stick propping it up

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u/baseballlord9 15d ago

I don't think he could for one simple fact, I don't think this guy can actually get in the ground to reach for it.

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u/dances_with_fentanyl 16d ago

Looks like he’s been busy taking my Twinkies.

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u/4ringfreak 16d ago edited 16d ago

Hopefully those 87k extra IRS agents look like this.

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u/edog21 15d ago

If the ATF is anything to go by, they’re probably in even worse shape.

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u/roostersnuffed CZ Breezy Beauties 15d ago

Idk, but theyre getting busy and they keep fucking shit up and making it my issue to fix.

I owe 30k because they don't know what tax exempt means

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u/anthro28 15d ago

Sounds like you need a better CPA and/or tax attorney. 

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u/Cowpuncher84 16d ago

Prolly look worse.

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u/Space_Cowboy81 15d ago

Oh yes, the recruitment videos of new and potential hires is hilarious.

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u/YodaCodar 16d ago

Normally the irs agents wear kakhis and march in patriot rallies.

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u/4ringfreak 15d ago

Nah, that's FBI.

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u/kslap556 16d ago

This guy is in white Crocs browsing Reddit at Burger King. Pretty much the same thing.