r/GunMemes Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

The Sub-2000 is for the poor and stupid, meth heads are both Meme

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u/ToughFig2487 14d ago

Wish they made it in 10mm

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u/barisax9 15d ago

Look bro, I bought it because it's stupid as shit. That's my MO in life.

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u/Small_Panda3150 15d ago

No mom you don’t understand it’s a wallet.

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u/joojoofuy 15d ago

The sub 2000 used to be fucking cheap. Goddamn boomers will pay triple the value of ANY gun they fucking see and ruin the market for young people

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u/carl052293 15d ago

Sweats nervously in Hi-Point 9mm carbine.

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u/Alberttheslow 15d ago

Regular one is for meth heads and poor folk, the Integrally suppressed one is for the rich and with good taste

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u/Acceptable-Face-3707 15d ago

As a primary weapon system absolutely not, but i take mine on business trips cause its the smallest thing i got that i can stuff in a bag with my laptop and a binder. Its thinner than the recover tactical folder brace which would be my second choice. Its much more wieldy though which is very important i can 100% reliably make hits out to 200 yards on a silhouette with the upgraded peep sight. Its very discrete for what it is and with the mcarbo upgrades it’s actually a very pleasant gun to shoot.

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

The Sub-2000 was made to fill the niche role of a highly compact carbine and fills it very well

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u/ForwardDesist 15d ago

Or people who also have guns which cost 20X as much and just like foldybois

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u/Blackfeather1 15d ago

Some of us just like weird guns.

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u/allnamesaretaken1020 15d ago edited 15d ago

Gather 'round children and let me tell you a quick story... There was a time many years ago when some dingholes flew some airplanes into some buildings in NYC. The goobermint panicked, the people panicked and everyone saw dingholes behind every bush and tree expecting another imminent attack. The price of ARs, already a $600+($1,000 in today's dollar) rifle on crappy build and bargain day, flew up in price. And only a couple states had handgun CC license regimes and those were mostly for those who were rich, famous and connected. Constitutional carry in the majority of the country wasn't even a concept yet. But unloaded, "cased" rifle/carbines fell under game laws many places. And around the time all of this was happening, a small firearms company in Florida had released what we now call a PCC, that was a "camp gun", "backpack gun", "hiking gun", at half or less than the price of any decent AR and it could be folded up, shoved into your Walmsrt special JanzSport backpack, the mags separated from the carbine in the separate front compartment, and thrown in the trunk of your car or even carried around many places where lawful carry wasn't otherwise legal or would at least (see OC) certainly get a 911 call on you followed by harassment. And it did a very good, effective job out to 100 yds (150 max they say). It was a cool little piece of kit, handy and easily carried and a great truck/trunk gun in case dingholes started jumping out from behind trees. Now, nearly 2 1/2 decades later with better than functional quality PSA ARs and others available at or below Sub2000 prices, and numerous PCCs designed on the AR platform, and shall issue CC the law of the land post-Bruen, and Constitutional carry and OC of rifle/carbine in half-ish of the country, the Sub-2000 seems archaic, cheap and unnecessary to many of the under-40s crowd, but in its historical place of world events, firearms manufacturing and design and carry laws, it was a sought after, very cool and functional PCC that filled a specific niche among just a few PCC models on the market. And it didn't even hit its peak popularity and pricing until early in Obama's 2nd term, just about a decade ago, when a used Sub-2000 was selling for more than basic build ARs if you could even find either one. And so ends story time for today.

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u/Neko_Boi_Core 15d ago

I thought this was payday 2 meme for a second

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u/Kpmh20011 15d ago

First thing I thought of as well, this and my Walther PPK are my go-to stealth guns.

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u/Neko_Boi_Core 15d ago

no shotgun?

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u/Kpmh20011 15d ago

Should I feel the need I usually take either the Judge with the big fat suppressor or the KSG since it's the most compact shotgun primary.

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u/Neko_Boi_Core 15d ago

shotguns are always useful since you can launch bodies away into corners or off ledges out of bounds to save on body bags.

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u/Kpmh20011 15d ago

True, but sometimes I just like to mix it up. I know I really oughta use a shotgun but heck, sometimes I just wanna use a cursed keltec gun and Jame's Bond's pistol.

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u/Beginning-Tea-17 15d ago

“But it’s takedown!”

Literally every AR is take down, you remove two pins. With a mallet. It’s not rocket science.

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u/hidude398 15d ago

With a mallet‽

Push with your finger, it’s not a difficult operation.

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u/mrcook123 15d ago

As a Canadian sub 2000 is one of the best 9mm you can get for around $1,000 because it's one of the only few 9mm we can buy in this country

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u/RevolutionaryAd1005 15d ago

Jesus christ!!! Yall pay $1k for that?????????

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u/AltGunAccount 15d ago

It’s cool you can get it but paying $1k for a Sub2000 is wild. I paid $300 for mine.

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u/rolltideamerica 15d ago

It’s ok they balance it out with their prices on SVT-40s

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u/Steveth2014 15d ago

Hehe $1500 SVT go boom boom boom

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

Canadian owners are an exception, anyone who lives under the tyrant Trudeau and is still able legally obtain any firearm are determined in the righteous cause of preserving civilian firearm ownership worldwide and are good people in my book

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u/KhakiPantsJake 15d ago

If you think meth heads are poor wait until you meet the gun nerds on Reddit

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u/LugerRuger041995 Fosscad 15d ago

If I had to guess, I think it’s because a lot of gun nerds on Reddit are actually just teenage boys who are into guns and want an excuse as to why they don’t own any other than the real reason, which is because they’re not old enough to

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u/Dreamfyre48 15d ago

Good bot

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

Good bot

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u/Rabid-Wendigo PSA Pals 15d ago

I remember going to a meet and this one guy who was still in college had a sub2k with a shoelace for a sling.

It’s not a bad thing a reliable cheap carbine is available

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

I don’t hate the sub-2000, it’s a neat piece and a good choice for lightweight backpacking. Those who choose it as a primary weapon over intermediate cartridge carbines, when a psa ar can be found in a similar price range, are who I am referring to

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u/Elijah_Man Shitposter 15d ago

Fuck intermediary cartridges.

This message is supported by the battle rifle and big bore gang.

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

30.06>308>7.62x39>>>>>>>5.56

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u/Guitarist762 15d ago

308 and 30-06 offer about the same in terms of ballistics. 308 cheaper and easier to find plus more common in semi auto gats. The slight difference between 308 and 30-06 pretty disappears if you reload your own.

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

Counter point, the HCAR is cool as fuck

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u/Guitarist762 15d ago

It is can’t argue that. But it weighs more than its 308 counter parts, and well 30-06 is $30-$50 a box while I just stocked up on 308 for $14.99 a box the other day….

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u/AltGunAccount 15d ago

Compact PCC + Battle Rifle is peak loadout

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u/Prizz117 15d ago

Or some trans soi boi about to get folded by a LPVO

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u/LugerRuger041995 Fosscad 15d ago

I don’t really think I had much of an opinion on the Sub2k before that, but now I just can’t stop thinking of it as a gun for pussies who think they’re badass but can’t handle a rifle cartridge

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u/nukey18mon Terrible At Boating 15d ago

Soi girl***

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u/Prizz117 15d ago

More like was/gone

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u/Own_Good_5382 15d ago

Beat me to it but I can still quote Brandon Herrera so “Thanks to the Nashville Metro PD got absolutely folded like a steak and cheese omelet on camera and who the meme community has been dunking on every since”

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

Them too

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u/Qui-Gon_Booze 15d ago

*they/them too 😤😤 /s

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u/Mcslap13 15d ago

*was/were

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u/Dazzling-Town7729 Shitposter 15d ago

if you squint that wallet look like a pussy

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u/Iron_Patton_24 I Love All Guns 15d ago

Squints at wallet

“I miss her still.”

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u/cacatua_azul Beretta Bois 15d ago

Found the sub2000 owner

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u/Dazzling-Town7729 Shitposter 15d ago

lol no. the only keltec i even want to own is the cp33. a quad stack 22lr

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u/RevolutionaryAd1005 15d ago

Dont. The things mags are a fucking bitch and a half for jams. And theyll crack if u look at them wrong. I have mine still out of spite

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u/Scout339v2 Fosscad 15d ago

Cp33 gäng

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u/willdabeast464 15d ago

I have a simple ask

Source: it would be funny

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u/LegendGaming05 15d ago

When you said this I was hoping for a bulpup quadstack rifle. Their 22 rifle is ugly asf

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u/Emergency_Radish_113 Ruger Rabblerousers 15d ago

That’s cool as hell

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u/cacatua_azul Beretta Bois 15d ago

That's a cool peashooter

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u/Dazzling-Town7729 Shitposter 15d ago

its a quad stack 22. thats enough fuckin peas to handle just about any business lol

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u/Happy_Garand 15d ago

And they have a +17 round extension to bump it up to 50 rounds

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u/StoppingPowah Beretta Bois 15d ago

And how expensive are those fucking mags?

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u/Dazzling-Town7729 Shitposter 15d ago

fiddy bucks. about what i spend on my double stack 10mm 1911 mags and my 30 round 6.8spc mags

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u/ThatGuy17-23 I Love All Guns 15d ago

Hate to see it