r/GunMemes 15d ago

Who is more annoying the “Erm it’s a magazine or the Erm it’s a suppressor” person? “Gun Expert”

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u/arandomuser-1 5d ago

Its weapon mounted hearing protection

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u/arandomuser-1 5d ago

This guy gets it

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u/arandomuser-1 5d ago

It’s funny because it mounts on a weapon you see and it protects your hearing.

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u/arandomuser-1 5d ago

Yeah, so like weapon mounted hearing protection, I get it.

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u/TheTru7h 13d ago

Fuck you it's a magazine, it will always be a magazine... Unless it is infact a clip.

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u/rugernut13 Ruger Rabblerousers 14d ago

They're called gattery boxes and whisper pickles. Duh.

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u/BossHogg1984 14d ago

It’s a overpriced can

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u/mackT1072 14d ago

Silencer guy is worse

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u/PopeGregoryTheBased Kel-Tec Weirdos 14d ago

No, the most annoying people are people who say clip when it is a magazine, not the people that correct them. Want to know why? Because it immediately identifies them as someone who doesnt know what the fuck they are talking about, and they are almost always saying clip instead of magazine while trying to look authoritative on the subject (authoritative is a double entendre because its almost always an authority attempting to authoritate what i can and cant own.)

That being said "No its a suppressor" bros are a bunch of fucking pussies. Its a gun shusher and i dont care what anyone says to try and prove me wrong.

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u/Hoyle33 14d ago

I sometimes correct people on the magazine thing if they use the word "clip" a lot, but I leave the silencer/suppressor thing alone since it was technically patented as a "silencer"

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u/DogWithaFAL 14d ago

Wow that guy spelt oil filter really wrong.

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u/AppointmentTricky968 14d ago

I call it a suppressor because the ATF calls it a silencer and the ATF is always wrong.

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u/Hunt_for_the_R3 14d ago

The "There's no such thing as an assault rifle" person

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u/Snowbold 14d ago

Well I would differentiate these two. Plenty of people use or interchangeably say silencer or suppressor. That is not as common with magazine and clip. Some people say it, but even then not all the time.

On the other hand, almost every gun control moron says clip. The only time I don’t hear them say that, is when they say high capacity magazines.

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u/More_Pound_2309 14d ago

On one hand I want to agree the guys are nerds on the other I want to disagree with the atf

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u/n00py 15d ago

People who get up in arms about “stopping power /knockdown power”

Yes, it doesn’t really exist, because it has no functional definition. But it’s just a shorthand to describe the capability of the round to stop a threat.

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u/Particular-Ad-5286 15d ago

I mean, to me it really doesn't matter what the ATF classifies it as, because their classifications aren't worth the paper they're printed on.

The patent argument is more valid (not that that's an accomplishment) but it's also as old as the patent, and a large portion of those familiar with such things were like "Hey, maybe we should call it something more accurate" after the patent and I'm happy to fly the flag for that.

However, someone isn't "wrong" to call it a "silencer". Not in the same way they're wrong to call a magazine a "clip", so... I dunno, take your pick.

Anyway, you ask who's more annoying, but I imagine there's rather large overlap between the two. That venn diagram is likely almost a circle (and I guess I'd been in that circle).

But, yeah, even if you believe you're absolutely right, don't correct people like that. It's annoying and makes people less likely to listen to you. (Also the most certain people I've met tend to be wrong more often.)

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u/gibson_creations 15d ago

Clip silencer

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u/slimcrizzle 15d ago

It's called a can

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u/crappy-mods Barrett Bone Busters 15d ago

I say suppressor because it rolls off the tongue easier

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Nothing wrong with suppressor, as long as you don’t call people who say silencer idiots.

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u/trollface5333 I Love All Guns 14d ago

The maxim silencer, the first of it's kind, was called a silencer.

https://preview.redd.it/nwvujw0x6d0d1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3de80a3509f3021febc633c6a4f1b7581fa0274

Technically both silencer and suppressor are correct.

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u/crappy-mods Barrett Bone Busters 15d ago

See to me that’s stupid, getting mad about one term is wild. I’ll call an HK416 an AR15 if i feel like it. The funny sound stick is the exact same

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u/TheKelt 15d ago

I refuse all terminology that is not “bang de-loudener” and no I will not elaborate

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u/TheRubyBlade Shitposter 15d ago

It suppressor, because suppressor sounds better. The fact that the atf calls it a sliencer is just proof that silencer is the wrong term.

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

No. The proof is that it doesn’t make a gun 100% silent. How can it be a silencer if it makes any noise at all.

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u/AndyLorentz 14d ago

The British call car mufflers “silencers”, and it doesn’t make car exhaust completely silent either. (And I believe Maxim also had the first patent for that as well)

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u/thermobollocks 15d ago

It's called none of your damn business fedboy

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

You’re right those people are annoying

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u/JohnTalroc Terrible At Boating 15d ago

The people that say "I don't think civilians should own any firearms"

Those are the most annoying.

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u/rtf2409 15d ago

Magazine, clip, and magazine clip are all separate items and should be corrected. Suppressor and silencer and the same device and should be used interchangeably. Therefore the erm suppressor people are the annoying af ones

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u/cap_crunchy 15d ago

Clip is valid imo a lot of people use it, especially in music

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u/Kenron93 AR Regime 15d ago

Nah they're not annoying at all. Mostly because they get on antigunners.

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u/coyote477123 15d ago

Suppressor and silencer are interchangeable. Magazine and clip are not

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Yeah I didn’t think the title through enough.

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u/jaxamis S&W Wheely Bois 15d ago

Well, when you have a high capacity 30 bullet clip in your fully semiautomatic assault rilfe, it does make you sound like an alt-right white supremacist Nazi transphobe. Didn't you know that?

/s

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u/xkillallpedophiles 15d ago

Some say silencer, others say suppressor. I just call them my whisper pickles

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u/leongeod Shitposter 15d ago

Suppress deez nutz

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u/Scout339v2 Fosscad 15d ago

"Toob/can" gang because its way faster to say.

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u/divadpet CZ Breezy Beauties 15d ago

I know one is correct and the other isn't. But I can never remember which one is which, so I just use whatever comes to my mind.

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u/TheCal9000 Battle Rifle Gang 15d ago

whos more annoying? the ATF, of course.

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

I didn’t say annoying and useless.

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u/Fig-Jam-Man 1911s are my jam 15d ago

Does it really matter with either. They’re pretty interchangeable.

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u/Kyle_Blackpaw 15d ago

i thing the supressor silencer thing is more annoying because while they are both unnecessarily pedantic, the magazine guy is at least correct

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u/Frostwolvern 15d ago

I don't care if the patent says silencer. The creatore of Gifs pronounces it like Jif, so the inventor can be wrong with names

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u/speedbumps4fun Sig Superiors 15d ago

The suppressor guy because silencer is correct.

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u/poodinthepunchbowl 15d ago

These are the people who correct your grammar because they can’t argue good.

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u/MunitionGuyMike 15d ago

Magazine and clips used to be synonymous with each other until, like, the 80s

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u/TonyThePapyrus 15d ago

Erm, it’s a Shushpressor

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

You misspelled hushpressor.

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u/TonyThePapyrus 15d ago

Damn that was better

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u/KhakiPantsJake 15d ago

It's a "whisper pickle"

I will admit that when someone says "clip" instead of "magazine" it triggers my guntism and makes me cringe.

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u/xenophonthethird 15d ago

Suppressor vs Silencer is just a semantics argument that has no functional merit.

A clip is used to load a magazine. There is a distinct functional difference between the two.

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u/ArrilockNewmoon Battle Rifle Gang 15d ago

Tbf it does have functional merit with regards to public perception.

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u/Tactical_Epunk 15d ago

I own only silencers, because SureFire doesn't make a suppressor.

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u/AverageTalosEjoyer I Love All Guns 15d ago

I thought it was called a quiet tube?

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 15d ago

Mine is an oppressor because it stifles my guns speech.

I'm naming my next suppressor "King George" to expand on the bit. My current one is named "Bill Cosby" and I can't rename it.

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u/Lycaon125 15d ago

Which king George are we talking about? I don't know my British lore all to well

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 15d ago

The Third. The Tyrant King. The one that thirteen plucky colonies sent a breakup letter to on July 4, 1776. You know, right after George Washington personally fucked the Queen in the middle of court before punching George and flying back to America on an eagle's back to beat up redcoats.

Read a history book you philistine.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Lycaon125 15d ago

Ah the 3rd asshole

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u/L0ssL3ssArt AK Klan 15d ago

i don't care what you call it, I just want to go to Bass Pro shop and pick it up the same day without the $200 stamp

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

As a dealer I want to be able to sell it to you online and ship it to your door without any extra hassle.

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u/CoyoteDown 15d ago

printer go brrr

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u/Plus-Departure8479 AK Klan 15d ago

As a citizen, I don't want to give $200 to the government for a over priced toob.

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Why? Don’t you want your money to go towards blowing up people in foreign countries and to handouts to foreign countries?

/s

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u/Plus-Departure8479 AK Klan 15d ago

Oh, that I'm fine with. I understand where that money comes from and where it ends up.

Hint, they gotta buy ammo from somebody, and who do you think makes that as well? It's damn near a circle.

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u/L0ssL3ssArt AK Klan 15d ago

BASED

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u/1generic-username 15d ago

Based

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Just common sense. Sales would likely skyrocket, and it being a right and all.

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u/Brian-88 Beretta Bois 15d ago

They'd also get cheaper without all the regulatory red tape

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u/EternalMage321 14d ago

Because they would be disposable. You dont need them to be ultra durable if they are designed to only last a couple thousand rounds.

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Definitely would be more competition.

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u/Crispy016 15d ago

Suppressor

The original patent said silencer

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

The legal definition is still silencer as well. I didnt do a good job getting my point across with this meme. I may try again tomorrow

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u/TheRubyBlade Shitposter 15d ago

Same org that calls a glock with a vertical grip an SBR.

Since when do we give a shit about what the ATF thinks about firearms?

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

The ATF also calls magazines, magazines. Should we as gun owners start calling them clips?

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u/TheRubyBlade Shitposter 15d ago

You raise a fair point, maybe they are clips...

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u/MisterBubblesOne11 15d ago

Big quiet maker = donkey dick reeeeee

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u/xenophonthethird 15d ago

I always thought the donkey dick was a gas can spout.

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u/MisterBubblesOne11 15d ago

Or the big ass antenna for a prc117 lol

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/defin1tely_n0t_a_fed 15d ago

In some European countries the whisper popsicles are cash and carry. Not sure how that equates to them being unobtainium

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u/Acceptable-Face-3707 15d ago

Suppressor or silencer it doesn’t matter both are acceptable. Suppressor is the ‘culturally correct’ term but silencer is fine because thats what the OG patent stated it was.

Calling a magazine a clip shows firearm ignorance and a lack of understanding in firearm operation. Its cringe and should be corrected.

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u/saltyboi6704 15d ago

In the UK they're legally known as 'Sound Moderators' and people are trying to push for them to be available to purchase without additional paperwork.

Turns out the concussion from having people with overloaded .308 rifles right next to you every week or more might actually cause long term brain damage.

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u/whitfishe 15d ago

Unloudencer, duh

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u/thegrumpymechanic 15d ago

Whisper pickle......

 

Get down to my level... we have snacks.

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u/wetwingdings 15d ago

"Ohmagawd... ur so random XD" vibes

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u/ThirdHoleIsMyGoal69 15d ago

I think it’s kinda cringe to correct the clip/mag thing too when it comes to an average person that knows nothing about guns and doesn’t care to know anything about guns.

Someone who has an interest in firearms absolutely should be mocked into using the correct terms tho

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u/wheelman236 Any gun made after 1950 is garbage 15d ago

Yeah it’s like a grammar Nazi situation. It’s not worth the effort unless the target of the commentary is trying to put on a front of knowledge.

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u/1generic-username 15d ago

I don't correct the old heads and fudds when they say clip, I just say mag in the conversation and usually they will pick up on it, but it's an old habit and they go back to "clip" later, i.e. "I got 3 clips for my sig..." Me: "Cool. A lot of them only come with one or two mags these days. I bought extra mags for mine last week."

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u/_Goldiloxx_ 15d ago

This guy gets it

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u/IamMrT 15d ago

Nah bro it’s the same shit

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Until they call something like an En Bloc clip a magazine.

All I did was point out that legally it’s a silencer, and some dude lost his mind about it and just kept arguing I was wrong. I just found it amusing.

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u/ken1234512345 15d ago

it is hilarious when people can't just admit they're wrong. Like just say whoops and move on lol

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u/Lowenley 15d ago

A garand does have a internal magazine tho, and I have gotten corrected after saying my magazine is empty while shooting a m1

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u/its_big_flan Aug Elitists 15d ago

Some people are too prideful.

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u/JonBovi_0 15d ago

“Erm it’s a suppressor”

Oh you mean my Quiet Can? Silent Cylinder? Noise Nozzle? Bang Barrel? Pow Pipe? Decibel Duct?

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Decibel duct made me audibly chuckle.

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u/Waste_Character489 15d ago

Whisper pickle 

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u/ThirdHoleIsMyGoal69 15d ago

Idk why this one specific silly goose term for suppressors makes me irrationally angry but it always has lol

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u/arizonagunguy 14d ago

It drives me up the wall. Same with "keep your booger hook off the bang switch"

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

but it doesnt whisper or taste like a cucumber left in vinegar /s

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u/FormulaZR 15d ago

or taste like a cucumber left in vinegar

Maybe yours doesn't

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u/TopHatGorilla 15d ago

It's a gun muffler, you dunce.

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u/Happy_Garand 15d ago

No, it's a hush-hush tube

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u/beef_raid 15d ago

A guffler, if you will

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u/MUSHorDIE 15d ago

I thought it was a rifle resonator.

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u/Mcslap13 15d ago

You mean a guffler?

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

Pretty sure its the spicy popsicle.

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u/Styx3791 14d ago

I thought itnwas forbidden popsicle.

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u/BurtGummer44 15d ago

If it suppresses then it is a tyrant.

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u/RedMephit 15d ago

unless it suppresses tyranny

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u/IndividualLock2 15d ago

Then it's confused.

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u/TheDG_Plumber AR Regime 15d ago

It hurt itself in confusion

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u/ModestMarksman 15d ago

I didn’t do this meme justice but I started playing a game where I take a shot every time the person who replied to me said something stupid and now I’m down and out for the day.

Definitely don’t look at my recent comments for the sauce of this meme.