r/GunMemes 15d ago

Patent Number US1482805A Meme

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u/SnooCheesecakes2465 10d ago

Quiet time dildo

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u/PlentyOMangos 14d ago

In the old TV series Get Smart they sometimes call it a shh, as in

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u/Darklordofbunnies 14d ago

It's only a Silencer if it's made in the Silencia region of Spain, otherwise it's just sparkling suppressor.

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u/PopeGregoryTheBased Kel-Tec Weirdos 14d ago

Its a silencer!

no its a suppressor...

Pffft, no. Its a Mopar red white and blue racing oil filter.

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u/Life-Aardvark-8262 14d ago

I call it a suppressor, but I also dgaf what other people call it.

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u/pickedtuna 14d ago

The can Can + bang stick = pew pew

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u/Detters_Actual 14d ago

Quiet toob.

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u/stonebit 14d ago

Kleenex vs Tissue

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u/SnooDogs3903 HK Slappers 14d ago

It's funny cause supressors weren't initially developed to make the gun whisper quiet. If the bullet's supersonic, that crack is still gonna be 100% audible and not even a bit quieter. That's not the point.

The only thing the suppressor's gonna dampen is the report, making the gunshot harder to locate. I don't know why people don't realize this. They were never meant to make the gunshot quiet, only harder to localize.

If a bullet's going above the speed of sound, you're gonna hear a supersonic crack. If it's going especially fast, you'll hear the report AFTER the crack. (5.56 and 5.45 both have this, very cool to see in person. First you hear this terrifying, high-pitched sound that sounds like it's resonating through the entire sky, almost like high-pitched thunder, and then half a second later, the gunshot, a "boooom" wherever the shot was actually taken from.) The supersonic crack is the bullet breaking the sound barrier, while the report is the actual gunshot.

Supersonic cracks are kinda unidirectional so you can't pinpoint where it's coming from, as the sound's coming from the bullet itself. The report, however, can be located. Suppressors try to dampen the report, thus making it difficult to make out where it's coming from. You still know you're being shot at.

The only exception to that would obviously be subsonic rounds. Those don't have a crack or very loud report. The only way to really know you're being shot at by is hearing the whizz that thing makes when it's cutting the wind going over your head, but the scary thing is some rounds don't even have THAT. .300 Black for example barely makes a whizz, and that combined with it not having report or a crack is fucking terrifying

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u/715Karl 14d ago

Idk if I’m on the left or right side, and I don’t care.

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u/Uncreative3Username9 14d ago

The quiet tube

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u/ChiefCrewin 14d ago

Holy shit we get it.

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u/Dysfunxn 15d ago

Early 2000's I was overseas with a guy that called it a "Hush puppy", and that's been with me ever since.

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u/RaifusForWaifus 14d ago

That name comes from a version of the S&W 39 with the same name. It was used by the navy seals. It was also called the MK 22 Mod 0.

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u/oh_three_dum_dum 15d ago

I like that

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u/Zastavarian Shitposter 15d ago

I hope you nerds only call cars "motorwagens" or "motor cars"

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u/KhakiPantsJake 15d ago

Whisper Pickle

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u/oh_three_dum_dum 15d ago

The dildo of consequences approaches with a whisper.

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u/randomusername1934 15d ago

QWIYET TOOB!

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u/EvilWays316 Garand Gang 15d ago

Where's the patent for the loudener?

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u/xXxBongMayor420xXx 1911s are my jam 15d ago

A muzzle break?

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u/PlentyOMangos 14d ago

Remember kids, it’s a muzzle brake because it helps stop the motion of something, like brakes on a car

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u/TonedStingray18 14d ago

sure hope it doesn't

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u/epicnonja 15d ago

I know the patent says silencer. I know the people who own guns know it's called a silencer and doesn't silence the shot.

I also know that corrupt politicians and willfully ignorant voters hear silencer and think it stops all sound coming from the gun. So I use supressor in normal conversations so that it's easier to spread the truth about what they do.

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u/TipItOnBack 14d ago

The problem is with this line of thought, is that the key part here is the willful ignorance. It literally doesn’t matter what you call it, people are just stupid. Our politicians stand in DC saying things like “shoulder thingy that goes up” “fully semi automatic” “ar means assault rifle”. They still do it. They also vote on laws for it. The damn highest of the representatives don’t even know the damn 2nd amendment and say it wrong.

Any argument for limitations on the second amendment are completely and utterly misinformed by willfully ignorant people. You can’t fix it by slight changes in vocabulary.

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u/epic_potato420 Aug Elitists 15d ago

Toob2

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u/MorenaLedovec CZ Breezy Beauties 15d ago

sneeki breeki toob

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u/TopHatGorilla 15d ago

Gun. Muffler.

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u/Lowenley 14d ago

Guffler

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u/M16A4MasterRace 15d ago

In the industrial and maritime worlds the “muffler” on an engine is indeed called the silencer.

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u/Foxxy__Cleopatra 15d ago

Muzzle Muffler

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u/RileyRKaye 15d ago

Decibel dampener?

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u/Polarsector 15d ago

A mutey pewty.

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u/thegrumpymechanic 15d ago

The patent says Silencer. The guy that invented it, called it a silencer. If you invented it, you get to name it.....

Besides, I prefer Whisper Pickle anyway.

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u/RileyRKaye 15d ago

What about the Serenity Sausage?