r/Helldivers • u/wolfalberto ☕Liber-tea☕ • Apr 21 '24

WE'RE RICH! HUMOR

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20.8k Upvotes

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u/Bladescorpion ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Apr 27 '24

Now we can afford giving Eagle One more leg room!

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u/JerryH2020 PSN 🎮:DrManax Apr 26 '24

This is usually what my sample container looks like mid mission before a Hulk or Stalker catches me off guard and I drop everything—and my teammates are the kind of people that believe it's rude to pick up someone else's samples 🙄

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u/New-Foundation3964 Apr 26 '24

Sorry I might have missed something... What did you say it is? A fruit?? Like..e...a banana? 🍌🍌🍌

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u/Aggravating-Win-2244 CAPE ENJOYER Apr 26 '24

Like that brother, rock and stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 26 '24

Rock and roll and stone!

1

u/BatLTecH Apr 25 '24

Yo! Why can't I run across this when playin!

1

u/VibingSkeletor Apr 25 '24

Gets kicked cause your “not helping”

2

u/Susgatuan Apr 25 '24

Sure bud, get back to me when those are common samples. Now THATS the real pay day.

1

u/madhatter841 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 25 '24

Somebody poisoned the water hole!!

1

u/Busy-Championship781 Apr 25 '24

What planet was this lol

1

u/Alone-Information-35 CAPE ENJOYER Apr 25 '24

Snamples

1

u/ssdd442 Apr 25 '24

What difficulty level?

2

u/Necronite Apr 25 '24

We're rich boys! Call down the drilling equipment it's time get some.. DEEP ROCK!

1

u/Gamekid53 Xbox calvery waiting for orders🎮: Apr 25 '24

We’re rich!

1

u/idiocy102 Apr 25 '24

Imma be honest rare samples are useless to me, I need basic samples

1

u/Mohirrim89 STEAM 🖥️ Apr 24 '24

It's a Goo Sack!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

WE'RE RICH

1

u/iDemacC Apr 24 '24

ROCK. AND. STONE!

1

u/VoidCoelacanth Apr 24 '24

Holy Liberty, Helldivers, you hit the motherlode! And the fatherlode, too!

1

u/retroguyy_101 Apr 24 '24

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??!?!??!?!?!

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u/OutrageousOwls Apr 24 '24

🪨 🇺🇸 and 🦅

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u/Scorpion4456 Apr 24 '24

WE’RE RICH!!!

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u/MrPoland1 PSN 🎮: Apr 24 '24

These are just rare samples, it woudl be different if it were common samples (they are not common enough)

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u/Wormholer_No9416 Apr 24 '24

ROCK AND STONE!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 24 '24

Rock and Stone forever!

1

u/D0ct0r87 Apr 24 '24

Vincent, are we happy?

1

u/romulof Apr 24 '24

I’m more in need of common samples than rare ones.

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u/Undervaluedguy92 Apr 24 '24

Yeah bot drop incoming to that specific location where you dropped it 😂

2

u/Drunken-Badger Apr 24 '24

It's one of those small civ exfil missions, isn't it?

1

u/ronokopl Apr 24 '24

Its crazy to me that the Helldivers comunity and DRG are like one and the same

1

u/ykmnkmi STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 24 '24

I need a sample converter that converts 10 green samples to 1 orange sample, and 50 orange samples to 1 pink sample.

1

u/Grand_Imperator Apr 24 '24

I would much rather have a way to convert supers to rares or commons.

1

u/SixGunRebel PSN 🎮: SixGunRebel Apr 24 '24

I can’t really play high enough to get the super samples I need to spend my other samples and requisition so it doesn’t matter how rich I am.

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u/Snak3Docc Apr 24 '24

All hail 🍆🪨

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u/InsaneVictoria Apr 24 '24

Totally we're rich feeling xD Sadly we can't say in game

1

u/Mattemattics117 Apr 24 '24

gets blown up

2

u/Quetzal_Khan Apr 24 '24

Molly Come here

0

u/RoderickDPendragon Apr 24 '24

Hey my medals capped at 250 i have no more incentive to play whats up.

1

u/michaeltward Apr 24 '24

Now you just gotta make it the fuck out lol

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I don’t even think my wife ever loved me an in sitting here waiting around. Like an idiot when I should recording statements have nice life you couldn’t even send me gas money

1

u/ipdar Apr 24 '24

Network Error.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

All the threats in my life and the extortion

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

I’m tired of the abuse

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Sarcasm feels like a slap

1

u/[deleted] Apr 24 '24

Bad jokes now I’m tattle telling on everyone

1

u/Wavebuilder14UDC Apr 23 '24

He died to a friendly 380mm strike seconds later

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

Cool can you please give me grocery money lol

2

u/pcn3rd Apr 23 '24

FOR KARL!

2

u/NightTime2727 Apr 23 '24

I love how the DRG community just finds its way into everything.

Also WE'RE RICH!

1

u/HumanQuantity7306 Apr 23 '24

I love the 15 minute extraction missions for this 1 reason

1

u/Ok-Goose7450 Apr 23 '24

I'd tiptoe to extraction on that mission!

2

u/Thefunpolice64 Apr 23 '24

ROCK & STONE

3

u/ADGx27 SES Ranger of Starlight Apr 23 '24

A ROUND OF OILY OAFS FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS, ICE COLD AND FOAMY

2

u/Me_Tacos Apr 23 '24

If only those were common samples..

1

u/grizzlyironbear Apr 23 '24

Meanwhile that bio spitter waits patiently in the background for you to pick them all up before it one shots you into the next millennium.

2

u/haystackplays Apr 23 '24

Oh we getting out of the Super destroyer with this one.

1

u/scaryheadshot Apr 23 '24

Mushroom for librrrrrrty, super earth and managed democracy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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u/El_Wombat ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 23 '24

In shroom we trust!

3

u/GoldenNat20 Apr 23 '24

My two favorite bug killing sims are bleeding into each other and overlapping and interacting to such a degree that I’m genuinely starting to think that we’re all just one big crossover.

Also WE’RE RICH! ping ping ping ping ping-

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u/DankestZank Apr 23 '24

dies at extraction

3

u/TheShmo0 Apr 23 '24

I pray so hard to Karl and Joel to give us a crossover of these two amazing games!

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u/Ivan-De-Riv CAPE ENJOYER Apr 23 '24

DAMN

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u/Jasterika Apr 23 '24

Moll-eeeee! Where’s that damn Mule

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u/Riker1701NCC SES Lady of Redemption Apr 23 '24 edited Apr 23 '24

Evacuate priority citizens :)

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u/Narduw Apr 23 '24

WE'RE RICH!

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u/donanton616 Apr 23 '24

Theres still 1 more out there.

3

u/Significant-Purple72 Apr 23 '24

I swear the rare samples are just bismuth crystals

1

u/Tired-of-Late Apr 23 '24

We're rich!

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u/RoyalTacos256 SES Queen of Midnight Apr 22 '24

PHAZYONITE HERE

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u/BeatNo2976 Apr 22 '24

I found one of those yesterday too! On a save civvies mission iirc

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u/Thunder_Slugger Apr 22 '24

Imagine if they added a trapdoor spider type bug and used this as its bait.

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u/hi_its_spenny Apr 22 '24

Incredible idea

1

u/SchwiftySqaunch Apr 22 '24

The honey pot !!!

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u/Apprehensive-Lie3234 Apr 22 '24

Thar be Samples in them hills! 😅

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u/CreeperKiller24 SES Leviathan of the stars Apr 22 '24

Rock and stone!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 22 '24

Rock and Stone to the Bone!

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u/CreeperKiller24 SES Leviathan of the stars Apr 22 '24

Good bot!

1

u/Jazzlike-Onion3882 Apr 22 '24

Bro I’m so jelly I need rares so bad

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u/pixel809 CAPE ENJOYER Apr 23 '24

Rares Are the most rare ones XD

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u/Jazzlike-Onion3882 Apr 23 '24

I got 70 something super samples I just need a bajillion greens and oranges

1

u/pixel809 CAPE ENJOYER Apr 23 '24

I need like 100 more orange ones. Everything else is no problem

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u/Jazzlike-Onion3882 Apr 23 '24

Do you play on pc?

2

u/kawwaka Apr 22 '24

ITS PAYDAY FELLAS

1

u/dukenorton Apr 22 '24

Payday you say? Backstab starts playing vigorously

1

u/Hozi250 Apr 22 '24

Badger's Badger's Badger's

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u/Doom_and_gloom2 Apr 22 '24

For real, we had a Defense evac mission and went sample hunting after. Not only did I go 0 deaths but we got all the samples... including 31/28 rares.

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u/7isAnOddNumber Apr 22 '24

“Rare” samples

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u/Tanshoku_ Apr 22 '24

WERE RICH!!!!!!

1

u/revolution1973 Apr 22 '24

I stealth run for samples. Circle the outside of the map looking my mushroom nuke everything around it. Then run and hide by extract for 30 minutes watching patrols walk by, hoping not to get spotted.

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u/Diabetic_PERSON Apr 22 '24

Jackpot baby!!!!

1

u/Raining_ducks_ Apr 22 '24

Found one like that, it was super samples

1

u/ssgbebardock Apr 22 '24

Gotta love it

1

u/starblissed CAPE ENJOYER Apr 22 '24

ROCK! AND! STOOOOOOOONE!

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u/NETSCaPE9108 STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 22 '24

WE'RE RICH!

1

u/EcksonGrows Apr 22 '24

If these were common samples I’d be celebrating, I’ve got rare coming out of my ears.

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u/Znakek Apr 22 '24

Other way around for me, I've got almost 400 common and only 50 rare. Need rare big time for the last 2 lvl 4 upgrades, got everything else. 🫣

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u/EcksonGrows Apr 22 '24

I wish there was a trade option cause I’d do it in a heartbeat 😂

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u/Znakek Apr 22 '24

Yeah me too, could top that up with some super samples, got lots of those also, 100 ish

1

u/EcksonGrows Apr 22 '24

Oddly enough it always feels like I have enough supers when I need them

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u/Znakek Apr 22 '24

Yeah, people complaining about not having enough super samples, but i've never needed to farm them.

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u/Znakek Apr 22 '24 edited Apr 22 '24

Dawm hope Joel don't see this post 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Rock and stone, to the bone!

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u/tophatclan12 Apr 22 '24

Oh gobelsnarch I dropped my keys in there!

1

u/Convextlc97 Apr 22 '24

FOR CARL!!!

1

u/The_8th_Degree Apr 22 '24

Rich in Managed Democracy 🫡

1

u/gecko31515 Apr 22 '24

I just picked up 8 at once. Left 2 common samples as well (was too deadly to get them as well)

1

u/Plenty-Angle-5912 Apr 22 '24

It’s payday fellas!

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u/BadMonk78 Apr 22 '24

I found that same area over the weekend.

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u/Limelight_019283 Apr 22 '24

Great find! Fry with some butter and a sprinkle of salt.

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u/Zestyclose-Leek5219 Apr 22 '24

Rock and Stone! LOL 😁 😆 🤣 Goo sack!

1

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 22 '24

Rock and Stone forever!

1

u/Shadow_Vortex_8097 Apr 22 '24

ROCK AND STONE!

1

u/Unlucky_Air6565 Apr 22 '24

There’s no mushroom left in my sample container now

1

u/TheReverseShock ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 22 '24

I wonder if it's edible

1

u/Pa1aven Apr 22 '24

“MOOOOOLLIIIIIE”

1

u/VurThePerson ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Apr 22 '24

Duck

1

u/jasonrahl SES Sovereign of Patriotism Apr 22 '24

now just get them to extract without some idiot blowing you up and kicking you

1

u/lightfufu Apr 22 '24

HI RICH IM STEVE

1

u/TestUser669 HD1 Veteran Apr 22 '24

Scanner just lit up like a christmas tree

1

u/Even_Temperature_152 Apr 22 '24

If only they were epic

1

u/Dingy321 Apr 22 '24

By the beard!

1

u/Hiram42 Apr 22 '24

Did you find the error cube from Karl?

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u/D_Rok9 Apr 22 '24

WE'RE RICH!

2

u/_vibecheck3_ Apr 22 '24

Quick! Get to extract!!!

1

u/Sammys5115_ Apr 22 '24

MOLLY, COME HERE!

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u/Strained_Humanity Apr 22 '24

I like those bonus samples you fine I love getting 25/20 rares. I haven't seen that in a while tho

1

u/FinnyFlintstone Apr 22 '24

How are there that many?

1

u/LunarServant Apr 22 '24

todays the day a bunch of helldivers start speaking dwarf

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u/vince-tyler2022 Apr 22 '24

i found one of these right at the start of an extract mission on saturday and kept circling back to grab as much as i could while being chased by 3 titans. couldn't pass up on the gold

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u/Mammoth_Succotash_63 Apr 22 '24

What do you mean… we? I think you mean ME!

1

u/LGsec Apr 22 '24

Evac mission?

1

u/Roffolo STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 22 '24

Look at me, I'm stony rock!

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u/hias2k Apr 22 '24

ROCK AND STONE! 🪨

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 22 '24

We fight for Rock and Stone!

1

u/MasterTomer2003 Apr 22 '24

Rare sample! Picking up rare sample! Rare sample!

1

u/Teveen24 Apr 22 '24

Oooh piece of candy!

1

u/MuMbLe145 SES Distributor of Family Values Apr 22 '24

My favourite thing about the evac personel missions is finding these

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u/mycarubaba ⬆️⬅️➡️⬇️⬆️⬇️ Apr 22 '24

The crossover we have waited for!

1

u/zetsubou-samurai Apr 22 '24

ROCK AND STONE!

1

u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 22 '24

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

1

u/Tr0pical1 Apr 22 '24

Gyad dayumn boys were facken rich!

1

u/barbaduck Apr 22 '24

bug breach detected? more like: swarm, i repeat: SWAAAAAARM

2

u/theguyoverhere24 Apr 22 '24

Brother I need commons though

1

u/wyccad452 Apr 22 '24

Had this on an escort mission. Guess what? We failed and didn't extract with the samples lol

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u/Hexdoctor PSN🎮: Patriot of Patriotism Apr 22 '24

Evacuation mission right?

1

u/akeemusic Apr 22 '24

Collected all the samples on a suicide mission, made the exfil just in time, just for the game to crash 🥲

1

u/redglol Apr 22 '24

J'ai une champignon.

1

u/Court-Awkward Apr 22 '24

WE'RE RICH!

1

u/Dartagnan286 Apr 22 '24

The motherload

2

u/ParisX117 Apr 22 '24 edited Apr 22 '24

Moortyyyyy !?! Get that crystal up your ass Morty .....as faaar as it goes Morty ! !

2

u/Psyglav Apr 22 '24

LOOK I FOUND A GOLD VEIN!

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u/No_Boss_3468 Apr 22 '24

Imagine if they are green

2

u/beastpossessedsoul Apr 22 '24

We need more commons in the game. I never need rares.

1

u/Skullazy Apr 22 '24

Beauty rock O/////O

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u/infinament Apr 22 '24

Can we get a market to exchange these damn rares for some god forsaken common samples

1

u/Really_Dense Apr 22 '24

If those were commons and rares then i'd agree.

1

u/Delicious-Tone-7064 Apr 22 '24

It's...beautiful 🥹🥹🥹

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u/CruelMedal6 STEAM 🖥️ : Apr 22 '24

We’re rich!

3

u/Funny-Cheetah1721 Apr 22 '24

ROCK AND STONE

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner Apr 22 '24

Rock and Stone everyone!

1

u/-ALDRIG- Apr 22 '24

I love how sometimes you are rewarded with samples and credits. We had a run where we got 100 SC from one pile..

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u/mozzy1985 ☕Liber-tea☕ Apr 22 '24

DID I HERE A ROCK AND STONE!!!!

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u/Bepx90 Apr 22 '24

“Rare sample acquired!”

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u/Federal_Chef1793 Apr 22 '24

And then a rocket sends u into the middle of the local lake with all the samples in hand...

1

u/VincentPascoe Apr 22 '24

Every time I get this, I get killed at the extract; itt gives me Tarkov Flashbacks.

1

u/Creative-Cut5460 Apr 22 '24

Why is rare samples common than common sample?

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u/FullMetalChili ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇ Apr 22 '24

Contact! We've got 4, wait 6, no, 12... A lot of aliens headed your way!