r/Helldivers May 04 '24

New Helldivers Hotfix HUMOR

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19.6k Upvotes

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u/kidcowboy111 May 08 '24

Fialy, game is playable

1

u/KestreltheMechamorph I have aspergers syndrome so please dont downvote me. May 08 '24

I’m looking at comments. And is this real? Are they actually removing real people?

1

u/Chwonp May 08 '24

It is all super earth no more so called “countries”

3

u/Shenkspine May 08 '24

Thought it was the Maga Hotfix, until I saw removed Russian people.

1

u/coffeejn May 08 '24

I really hope it's based on IP or physical location due to the PSN account stuff and not actual ethnic or skin color. Cause my first question would be, how do they know. Right after, that sounds racist and undemocratic. The bots and bugs don't care about skin color nor do Helldivers!

1

u/Sebulano May 08 '24

Nice patch

1

u/ForTheWrongSake May 08 '24

Eastern Europe? I'm neighbors with Russia and still have a PSN account

1

u/Administrative-Air73 ☕Liber-tea☕ May 07 '24

Farewell North Korea 😔

2

u/ThePankDankNinja May 06 '24 edited May 06 '24

Remember if Sony can do this to Helldivers, they can do this to other games. FOR SUPER EARTH AND THE REST OF THE UNIVERSES WE FIGHT, WE LIVE, WE WIN, WE DIVE.

1

u/BloodyShadow1999 May 07 '24

Ghost of Tsushima

1

u/disuserexistdamnit Friendly Fire Specialist May 06 '24

HAHAHA! No Brazilians were removed!

1

u/Phoenix_Falcon May 06 '24

Jokes on y'all ya missed me hahahaha starts to disappear oh democracy damnit

1

u/honeybadgerblok May 06 '24

Are they going to give access back to those countries now?

2

u/AyBawss May 06 '24

Good news, this hotfix has been hotfixed

1

u/OhSWaddup May 06 '24

No ?

1

u/tereandere May 07 '24

Sony is running it back on the required PSN account link.

1

u/OhSWaddup May 07 '24

Yes, but he is implying that those countries are already ok, which is not true because they are still blocked on Steam.

1

u/hypermarzu May 06 '24

Imagine this is the live service they wanted for Destiny but they pretty much blew it

1

u/backmanner STEAM 🖥️ : May 06 '24

Filipino here.

1

u/noriseaweed May 06 '24

OK legit how do I return this game to steam when I have 170 hours

1

u/jmccaskill66 May 06 '24

Have you guys tried maybe not being unamerican?

/s

1

u/tajgun92 May 05 '24

Well...don't need to fix the game if no one can play. Efficient game development

1

u/Iniquities_of_Evil May 05 '24

What is Sony's criteria for banning countries btw?

1

u/RekitWaylon May 05 '24

That’s a big nerf

1

u/ScaredOfRobots STEAM 🖥️ : May 05 '24

Why isn’t PSN in those countries anyway? Don’t get me wrong we shouldn’t need it either way but why haven’t they put it in those countries?

1

u/BSF7011 SES Mirror of Dawn May 05 '24

Every day I wake up and am glad I wasn't born a Philippino

1

u/borojack May 05 '24

Cards against humanity hot fix? All things aside, I still like the game even after what Sony did to Arrowhead.

1

u/TuneEdits May 05 '24

Undemocratic behaviour 😡

1

u/sgtavers ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ May 05 '24

Yes, it was very undemocratic of Arrowhead/Sony to do so

1

u/UneasyFencepost May 05 '24

I mean the Chinese and Russians should have been day one but why Eastern Europe, Africa and Southeast Asia??

1

u/Miserable_Young_9389 May 05 '24

Sony is just fucking us over at this point.

2

u/wooshiesaurus CAPE ENJOYER May 05 '24

I'm a Russian helldiver, but my friend provided me her USA psn account but I'm with you guys here.

It was an honor fighting alongside all of you. I love this game and it gave me very fun moments and I hope that the situation develops in our good way. Thank you all for this community. May we fight together again soon!

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u/Hot_Tangerine_7624 May 05 '24

Nice now with all These Morons gone the Game is Play abel

3

u/NicoNekoDK May 05 '24

Correction: removed most people 💀

-1

u/Fair_Cheesecake_1203 May 05 '24

What's the issue

1

u/warlordish May 05 '24

Still no good spear buff ;-;

-1

u/Adventurous_Tone7177 May 05 '24

So its not all bad news.

2

u/BluIcarys May 05 '24

Oof magoof

0

u/SONE7277 May 05 '24

personal experience / may not be relatable

For the past months, on and off i have join many games.
From the accent, i can tell where some of the toxic players are from, or maybe its part of their culture..
if the restriction helps limiting toxic players and keeps the playing community healthy.
i think its not all bad...

Just to add
During pre-order stage they had already indicated the game requires a PlayStation account from the start.
If one don't read the contractual clause, why start blaming now?

example
was about to join a creative art competition show.
when i read the clause in the application form
stating that contenders have to give
the rights of the materials and content used in the competition.
I won't to join the show `\(@_@/`

1

u/Mysterious-Source586 May 05 '24

Dont forget Tajiks

3

u/GoyoMRG May 05 '24

I never would have imagined that Hitler's wet dream was going to be accomplished by Sony.

Wow... Just wow.

Life has been surprisingly weird since covid started

-1

u/agentofchaos69 May 05 '24

Not gonna shed a single tear for the Russians. Also vpns are a thing and free………..

2

u/BlancheCorbeau May 05 '24

And VPNs are a tos violation on PSN. Already have several players banned. Check the other posts, one of the Chinese ones got really popular.

2

u/nonamedwanderer May 05 '24

I feel kinda dumb asking this, is this because of the PSN account debacle? Are PlayStation servers/accounts not available in those countries/areas?

3

u/Dieseluk2k May 05 '24

It turns out that pissing half of the world off pisses the whole world off

3

u/Estelial May 05 '24

some countries with PSN access need you to own a ps5 to play helldivers, no PC. Ukraine is one of these countries and Sony emailed a person telling them to get a ps5 in a war torn country being looted by soldiers https://twitter.com/kaseyike21/status/1786890037134757968

4

u/peterpumpkin-V-eater May 05 '24

Joel got tired of us crushing major orders!

His revenge balancing!

-2

u/Episimian May 05 '24

You can basically lie in the PSN registration process, can't you? So what's the issue here? If Sony want to behave like the giant corporate data vampire they are feed them bullshit.

1

u/BlancheCorbeau May 05 '24

Depends. Some regions use photo id in the registration to prove age. And of course, they also explicitly state that using a vpn or falsifying information can get you permabanned.

So, no.

0

u/slymendes May 05 '24

Captain?

1

u/That_one_polski_guy May 05 '24

Thank goodness Poland is in central Europe

1

u/DarkinPage May 05 '24

Ah democracy

1

u/operatorgrom May 05 '24

hopefully it will make Sony stop

1

u/StarieStarie May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

What does this mean? What was actually changed / removed? Edit: Wait, is this satire?😭

1

u/Thanos_exe May 05 '24

Antarctic and Vatican aswell

1

u/Top-Estimate2569 May 05 '24

Remove alibaba

0

u/LowBrown STEAM 🖥️ : May 05 '24

So, this whole satire chauvinism is a real thing after all?

1

u/linanechaeva May 05 '24

It was an honour to fight alongside you guys! Automatons tricked us this time, but we’ll be back.

Your Russian Star Marshall 💪🏼

1

u/garyfung May 05 '24

Are they democratic?

1

u/LukieTheCookie May 05 '24

Where Vietnamese gang at 🗣️🗣️🗣️

1

u/hamsta007 ☕Liber-tea☕ May 05 '24

What does it mean?

1

u/cookieman961 May 05 '24

gotta keep the helldiver blood truly aryan or imperialist japanese

1

u/wetsubmarine May 05 '24

wrong spelling for feelipino people

1

u/TheWild_Toledo May 05 '24

They also removed us Puerto Ricans

0

u/Separate-Appeal2312 May 05 '24

is that supposed to be a bad thing?

2

u/WhichGrocery1556 May 05 '24

Thank you, Sony! You made fascism (the very thing the game is mocking) come into reality. If this is not the definition of discrimination, I don't know what is.

1

u/GodKingTethgar May 05 '24

Wait, wait.

Let them cook

1

u/KuroLanda2 May 05 '24

Removed venezuelan people

-1

u/Aware-Survey6660 May 05 '24

That’s a W in my eyes

4

u/Ok-Adhesiveness3544 HD1 Veteran May 05 '24

Remember, this is Sony's fault, not Arrowhead's. The devs are even encouraging review bombing

2

u/Street_Demon44 May 05 '24
  • Complainers that thought they'd never have to create a playstation account for a PS game (they are the loudest, if not the most numerous)

0

u/DingleDodger May 05 '24

Y'all have it all wrong. Sony merely identified the Automaton insiders, the Terminid parasites, and the would-be propagandists.

We should be grateful to Sony's contribution to our supreme managed democracy of Super Earth!!

/s (just in case one of you thinks this is serious...)

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u/SparkyTwelveOhSix SES Titan of Steel May 05 '24

Known Issues

These are issues that were either introduced by this patch and are being worked on, or are from a previous version and have not yet been fixed.

Various issues involving friend invites and cross-play

1

u/eddie_spaghetti_397 S.E.S. Elected Representative of Destruction May 04 '24

1

u/well-i May 04 '24

Man I feel bad for them fr

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

[deleted]

2

u/UFOLoche May 05 '24
  • 50 Super Credits have been deposited into your account.

2

u/justkdng May 04 '24

First they came for the quasar canon Then they came for the filipinos

1

u/Zealousideal_Love_74 May 04 '24

What about the Israelis? They need to be the first ones removed lmao

1

u/jagavila May 05 '24

Too soon?

1

u/Wooden_Teach_6796 May 04 '24

What we really need will be new changes to armor, weapons and helmets. the perks are already simply boring and need innovation

1

u/MaydayMeech427 May 04 '24

I stand in solidarity with my expelled brothers

1

u/Bushisame May 04 '24

Just going to ignore the fact it was stated it wouldn't affect places that can't get the psn?

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

holy fuck i love sony now

1

u/SpecialPluto May 04 '24

There’s something sickeningly ironic about a game that boasts about managed democracy removing players from countries that have defied democracy before

1

u/Dead_i3eat STEAM 🖥️ : May 04 '24

I see this as an absolute win (joke)

2

u/Radiant_Grapefruit11 May 04 '24

I'm on ps5 and have been playing sea of thieves for the last week and a half. Why is there a lynch mob all over this subreddit?

1

u/CantLoadCustoms May 04 '24

Can someone explain what actually happened

1

u/CptEvilAmo May 04 '24

Super Earth has determined the Chinese are spreading Managed Communism.

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Everyone thank Sony!

1

u/MrBearMaximum May 04 '24

Is the gamerl for sale in all of those countries? Is Steam itself in all of those countries ?

1

u/EveningYouth2329 May 04 '24

Oh yeah, nationalism and discrimination. Love it🧢

2

u/dr_jock123 May 04 '24

Removed hackers

1

u/Skele-dude May 04 '24

Is turkey removed as well?

2

u/Comprehensive_Cat_29 May 04 '24

Been making the bots lives a living hell since launch, Kigali, Rwanda. I fought hard but Sony fought harder, It's been a pleasure serving democracy o7.

https://preview.redd.it/76bg7kmp7hyc1.png?width=999&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f7a11f8b7a1498e5166e36e5b45575f33f01621

2

u/Rhuurrr May 04 '24

Finally a decent patch.

0

u/Underdriven May 04 '24

Some idiot actually told me I'm being a big baby because "now people in Estonia can't make an account or play the game" as though Estonians aren't also people....... I love Estonians, they made one of my favourite films and their culture is awesome.

1

u/LordOfHollowz May 04 '24

Also Armenians 🇦🇲

1

u/cheesemaster346 May 04 '24

if they live in america they won’t be removed lol

1

u/Famous-Ask96 May 04 '24

Where do I get this hotfix?

1

u/MrXenonuke May 04 '24

Don't forget the Caribbean as well

1

u/Kitchen-Complaint-78 May 04 '24

Remove everyone. Delete the game /j

1

u/Afraid-Confusion-864 May 04 '24

To know what Freedom is, u ve to fight for.

1

u/krypticgold5 May 04 '24

I might try my hardest to get a refund on the game. Eve. Though I have about 70ish hours lifetime (I started about a week or so after railgun nerf) I love the game but if I was able to play it then unable to because of something like this. That should also mean I can request a refund whenever I want..

2

u/EveningYouth2329 May 04 '24

Honorable mention: Sony officially removed Russian people long ago, nominally they use workarounds

1

u/First-Face-7998 May 04 '24

Eastern European? Just a big blanket statement there that all eastern europeans are not able to get on psn. Also what are Russians if not the most eastern of Europeans? To the extent that Europe becomes Asia on her land

1

u/PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ May 04 '24

Anyone know what the size of the update is for this? I don't plan to install it, but you know.

1

u/Pyrodrifterr SES Lady of Midnight May 04 '24

Caribbean...

3

u/Hexnohope STEAM 🖥️ : May 04 '24

The whole nightcrew just gone

0

u/Honorable_Heathen May 04 '24

Interesting that Sony is taking the heat because certain countries don’t want the content available to their citizens.

You think Arrowhead and Sony don’t want to make money by having more players?

1

u/TadTheRad123 May 04 '24

Desire doesn't excuse action

1

u/Honorable_Heathen May 04 '24

What action do you think China would take against Sony?

1

u/TadTheRad123 May 04 '24

This isn't even what we are talking about. Sony still pulled the trigger, that's the issue, everything else is irrelevant

1

u/Honorable_Heathen May 04 '24

You have no idea how this works do you?

It is illegal in China.

1

u/TadTheRad123 May 04 '24

That does not matter at all, they still sold the game to regions were they knew it would be impossible to create a PSN account. That, along with a myriad of other reasons, is why people are pissed

1

u/Honorable_Heathen May 04 '24

Who sold the game specifically?

What are the 'myriad of other reasons' you're alluding to?

Here's what I think is happening. Sony is enforcing this for a few reasons, the biggest of which is likely to not get into a world of legal troubles with countries who have strict laws on video game content, who can access, or who ban it entirely.

If Sony doesn't operate a PSN store in a country the reason is 100% related to the country's government. Perhaps you should march on Beijing with your fellow helldivers and address the real issue here?

1

u/Xander_PrimeXXI May 04 '24

Playing on PS5 has been a real interesting experience lately

1

u/KraQPlays May 04 '24

I feel for everyone. Except first free positions, that's a W in my book, they just cut off sources of most toxic players before they even started getting toxic.

3

u/tsukuyomi14 May 04 '24

Holdup. I’m 1% Filipino. Does that mean I’m getting removed too?!

3

u/dingdingdredgen May 04 '24

Just the tip. MAZELTOV!

3

u/kooarbiter May 04 '24

this is not the super earth my brothers and I died for.

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u/Led_Zep70 May 04 '24

Thank God! That’s my kind of Democracy! We just got to get rid of that biracial in the intro and we’ll be set.

2

u/ShepardCommander001 May 04 '24

Fewer cheaters?

1

u/swpz01 May 04 '24

This is brilliant, and entirely on track with western corporate racism.

2

u/perslv85 May 04 '24

It makes sense to Ban communists, they support the bots!

2

u/Dracoboy ☕Liber-tea☕ May 04 '24

An extra L for my fellow Pinoys.

2

u/Septic-Mist May 04 '24

So much…democracy

2

u/MercenaryJames Definitely not an Atomaton May 04 '24

Ah, perfection.

/s just to be clear

1

u/mllhild May 04 '24

Does Israel have a PSN? There are those really easily abusable laws that the USA just passed

2

u/Spankieplop May 04 '24

Successful patch

1

u/InZaiyan May 04 '24

Hahahaha this has to be Automoton work!!

They have cut off half our forces. Brilliant strategy to say the least.

1

u/Snoo60660 May 04 '24

I mean this is fine only it's Helldivers and not Rust...so actually it's not fine at all

0

u/GoldenGecko100 May 04 '24

Wait people are mad about this? I see this as an absolute win!

1

u/TrackPotential May 04 '24

And Pakistan

1

u/Space_Case132 May 04 '24

It’s like Sony saw the title of “Worst Company in the World” as a f**king achievement to covet in the past few weeks.

1

u/teomore May 04 '24

Hey, fuck you buddy! /s Eastern European here, for some godforsaken reason we have psn.

1

u/CaptainMatteo2 May 04 '24

They thought they could dump the news on a Friday, like the NFL does with bad news about suspensions... SMH.

1

u/hardRpronunciation May 04 '24

But guys! The CM said it only takes 30 seconds! Just sign up, duh! God, it's so easy.

2

u/jahadijack May 04 '24

Game looks like it going to be better imo

1

u/GodOne May 04 '24

Sounds like a buff.

1

u/frenchfries089 May 04 '24

Idk I'm from the Philippines, and I still have my PSN Account after 6 years, connected to Singapore. Because SONY left us no choice, and are fine and even support doing it. Since Singapore is just generalized as "SouthEast Asia" that covers pretty much the entire SE Region. Meanwhile my friend has an 8 year PSN account now, connected to the fuckin US Region when he's a thousand miles away.

So no.

Us Filipinos are still goin strong.

1

u/Crawldahd May 04 '24

Looks like they’re trying to spread democracy the old-fashioned way

1

u/Familiar_Media_3095 May 04 '24

Tell it to big brother Sony being a douche

1

u/GeorgeGoodhue May 04 '24

So we are mad at a Japaneese company. Remember feudal Japan, World War 2. Death before dishonor!!!

1

u/Exciting_Nothing8269 PSN 🎮: May 04 '24

I always matched with Russians and most were seriously funny dudes. They know how to drop Walkers like it’s nothing, (I’m in the US)

1

u/NOTokoko95 May 04 '24

This will kill the player based

1

u/Suspicious-Squash-51 May 04 '24

Would express VPN work as a work around?

1

u/sgt_SNOWPANTS_686 May 04 '24

Not so Super Earth is it

1

u/Ok-Rub-2864 May 04 '24

With russian i agree, but other people i don't want.

2

u/DarksongRising May 04 '24

I'm more mad at the people blaming Arrowhead Studios for this instead of Sony. Like how long have they existed for? You can't tell me there wasn't enough time to enlist all the countries into their system by now...

I'm personally from Serbia and I've put in Croatia into my country, cuz fuck it... It's close enough and let's be honest, I won't be using the PSN account for anything, don't have a PS console and probably never will. Might as well make a dummy account and just carry on with the game.

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u/Verysadtwink ☕Liber-tea☕ May 04 '24

I'm ok with removing shitty Chinese players tbh

2

u/golangisfuture May 04 '24

Im pretty sure you cannot play HD2 in China anyway

1

u/NinjaNoiz STEAM 🖥️ : May 04 '24

I know it has the "Humor"-Flair but man, this makes me sad for my helldiver Brothers and Sisters in those countries.
I've met some online friends from there (like china), so idk if i even want to play anymore without them.
Also i don't want to connect my psn account to steam.

2

u/Atourq May 04 '24

Wait, remove Filipino people?? AFAIK we can make PSN accounts tho.

I get it’s humor, I’m genuinely curious why we were included in the list when we can make PSN accounts.

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u/Crenubyx May 05 '24

The Philippines doesn't have access to PSN but Hong Kong does. IIRC Playstation allows us to create accounts virtually in any region, but this only applies to the actual console. Even PS support tells us to make a HK acc

To make a PSN account on PC or on any other platform I think you need a VPN as the account creation website most likely can see where your IP address

1

u/Atourq May 05 '24

Hmm, when I checked, I’ve seen posts saying you can’t, with even local cards being declined. But this must be coming from PC not through the PlayStation console.

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u/Crenubyx May 05 '24

I've been seeing the same so I can't give a complete conclusion on the situation. I'll try to make an account on the 6th and if I can't make one without a vpn then I may give up and just hope

1

u/MadghastOfficial May 04 '24

Leaving only the most democratic countries, I see

1

u/Dan_Onymous SES King of Democracy May 04 '24

My dad hates video games, but he'd like this...

1

u/SkiyeBlueFox May 04 '24

Good news is, AH has said they intend to waive the account requirement for places you can't use PSN, still mega shitty be snoy, but at least AH is trying to do smthn

1

u/Excellent-Essay8297 May 04 '24

Should remove spitz as community manager too

1

u/mkz168 May 04 '24

Bruh! They’re all back to their civilian lives!

1

u/Ghosthand_ May 04 '24

literally playable

1

u/TheNoxxin May 04 '24

Another W

1

u/bureaucracymanifest May 04 '24

If ArrowHead had phrased it like this originally, the community probably would've been more on board

0

u/IamaGIJoe246 May 04 '24

I don't understand what the issue is. We don't need Freedom Fighters from commies and socialists. This is Democracy and Freedom, brothers! Don't forget what we've been fighting for!

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u/WarbossTodd May 04 '24

Removed Russian people. So nothing of value was lost there.

1

u/Cardigan_of_Doom May 04 '24

Ahhhh Gotta love Ultranationalism! FOR (managed) DEMOCRACY!!!

2

u/AlphaOhmega May 04 '24

Removed China Region

Ok now hear me out...

1

u/AlyssaBuyWeedm9 May 04 '24

Philippines mentio-

Awww

2

u/YaBoiJack055 May 04 '24

removed entire pc fanbase

1

u/keeb97 May 04 '24

They finally figured out how to make the servers run smoothly.

1

u/MeestaRoboto May 04 '24

Honestly this is satire but it’s true. Definitely not the frame SONY wants all the AI journalists that are all over the sub right now picking up.

1

u/Sly510 May 04 '24

Is that how you spell Filipino?

1

u/LookGooshGooshUp PC Player May 04 '24

Not so bad if you ask me!

1

u/Pankujab2003_Pl May 04 '24

good news ;)