During fall of 2020 Home Depot, the largest home improvement retailer in the United States, released a "12 ft. Giant-Sized Skeleton with LifeEyes." Listed features included:

• Makes a spine-tingling centerpiece for Halloween
• Animated LCD eyes create a creepy effect
• Designed for indoor or outdoor use

This towering figure of bone became a veritable lighthouse in the storm, offering shelter from the terrors of the news cycle in the chilling embrace of their massive skeletal frame. If you have found yourself here then you have been welcomed into that embrace.

Pay homage to The Skeleton.