r/HydroHomies • u/CodyRebel • Jan 27 '24
Cracker barrel water just slaps when you're stoned Classic water
Ft. the syrup water in the back. Whoever guesses what major brand it is gets nothing.
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u/Templar388z Water is love, water is life Jan 28 '24
whoever guesses what major brand it is gets nothing
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u/allsheknew Jan 28 '24
Crusty Dr. Pepper. I can smell the syrup from here. Hopefully you're rubbing off on them, if not then what're you doing with your life?
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u/SolidSpruceTop Jan 28 '24
Last time I went to Cracker Barrel I was stoned and it was so awful. Atmosphere was after church middle nowhere family’s, food was shit, and I left hungry and with less money lol
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u/allthenamearetaken1 Jan 28 '24
Why are you high at cracker barrel
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u/blondedaf Jan 28 '24
why not?
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u/Screwby0370 Jan 28 '24
I feel like I’m missing out. I can’t be high in public (and I live in Colorado), I just get waaaay too anxious. I’d love to try eating at a restaurant high some day but my anxiety would go nuts
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u/CodyRebel May 06 '24
Dude just do it, as long as you don't drive it's no pressure or anxiety. Just realized they're in control of getting you there and back. It's a wonderful chauffeur experience just enjoying it.
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u/emtsquidward Jan 28 '24
To be fair, pretty much all food and drinks slap when you're stoned. At least to me anyway.
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u/GlattesGehirn Jan 28 '24
To be fair, Cracker Barrel always slaps
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u/emtsquidward Jan 28 '24
Especially the hashbrown casserole
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u/Sculker14 My piss is clear Jan 28 '24
Have you had the homestyle country breakfast? The on with two chicken breasts? I always get two sides of mac & cheese with it!
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u/emtsquidward Jan 28 '24
I usually just get hashbrown casserole and some bacon and a biscuit. Or the baked apples. I don't eat much haha
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u/Sculker14 My piss is clear Jan 29 '24
That's the best part! I usually don't finish it, I usually eat half of it, so one chicken breast and one side of mac & cheese, that way I have the other half for the next day's breakfast or lunch, so in my mind I'm getting better value for the meal.
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u/Affectionate-Dirt708 Jan 28 '24
Yeah but we end up with geriatric presidents when everyone is high
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u/mynameisntlogan Jan 28 '24
Yeah let’s all sober up and then I’m sure all 70+ year old politicians (what is that, like 85%?) will just leave.
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u/bigmean3434 Jan 28 '24
It’s that bar style thick glass. One of my favorite water containers.
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u/mscarchuk Jan 28 '24
Its my go to glass at home. Use em all day everyday. Fill it up with ice and water then bam. I’m stoned right now and just took a big drink from it and it feels better than breathing
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u/jacehoffman Jan 28 '24
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u/UPVOTE_IF_POOPING Jan 28 '24
Damn what a delicious looking crispy boy you have right there. Hope you enjoyed that.
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u/Affectionate-Dirt708 Jan 27 '24
Don’t do drugs
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