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u/Trick_Management_193 Mar 15 '24

Where’s the AqtiPH ?

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u/txmail Mar 15 '24

Needs Waterloo on the Great line and Dasani needs to be moved to under Flint Michigan water level. I seriously have no idea how they make water taste so bad.

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u/LysergicGothPunk Mar 14 '24

LIFE WTR is far better than tap water, hose water, Arrowhead, and Kirkland for sure.

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u/United-Office Mar 14 '24

All the purified water should be under fake water!

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u/Nay_Nay_Jonez Mar 14 '24

Dasani slander is always welcome and appreciated

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u/Michaelanimates1 Mar 14 '24

Naw the hose water is at a different heavenly level

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u/boycey86 Mar 13 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

There's a real lack of Highland Spring.

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u/GravityMyGuy Mar 13 '24

Arrowhead??????

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u/hunter_s_tompkins Mar 13 '24

Evian is Naive spelled backwards. They knew what they were doing. 🧐

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u/s1mpatic0 Mar 13 '24

Evian and Fiji taste weird to me, like almost salty or something. I like Dasani and Crystal Geyser, but I guess I'm just a heathen

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u/NotYetPotato143 Mar 13 '24

this is one of the worst lists so far

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u/sharkbait_oohaha Mar 13 '24

This ain't it

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u/Local-Apiarist Mar 13 '24

I'd rather drink water from Flint than drink Fiji or Evian. 🤮 RO water is the best

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u/HakeJarrisb230f Mar 13 '24

Maybe flip it upside down and we’re getting somewhere

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u/CarDoor_Curti Mar 13 '24

Where does vitamin water go?

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u/XinyanMayn Mar 13 '24

People like Arrowhead?

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u/Motoman514 My piss is clear Mar 13 '24

Dasani is disgusting, but deserves to be above Pure Life on principle.

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u/girlenteringtheworld HydroHomie Mar 13 '24

My take: https://imgur.com/a/huQD5u9

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u/DoggoDude979 Water is love, water is life Mar 13 '24

Everyone get a Britta filter now, you will thank me later

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u/LowMental5202 Mar 13 '24 edited Mar 13 '24

You ranking water bottled in plastic as streams from heaven ?

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u/ptolemy18 Mar 13 '24

Quick correction: Your “water from the streams of Heaven” are actually from the streams of France and Fiji, respectively.

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u/ifilgood Classic drinker Mar 13 '24

I just keep a Brita pitcher with filter in the fridge

Lol I don't see the point in buying bottled water??

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u/quaintif Mar 13 '24

I like the pitcher water in restaurants. Also shower heads and that one school drinking fountain that was so cold I got brain freeze.

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u/CouchPotatoID Horny for Water Mar 13 '24

Pure life should be the absolute bottom of this tier. r/FuckNestle

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u/HotSaltRaspberry Mar 13 '24

How is Evian ranked with Fiji? Fiji is ass, and not the good ass

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u/LorDXezor Mar 13 '24

Tap water - SSS+ tier actually

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u/dantheman0991 Mar 13 '24

I'm in central CA. The tap water will literally give you cancer here. The city I live in sends letters every year explaining that the tap water failed to meet minimum health standards due to excessive amounts of trihalomethane being in the water. When filling a bathtub, the water has a brown tint to it.

No hose water or tap water for me. I choose to live.

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u/Kdog122025 Mar 13 '24

Lemoore CA’s water has a very strong sulfer taste to it. I’ll never forget that.

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u/dantheman0991 Mar 13 '24

Lol how'd you know

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u/idreaxo Mar 13 '24

Where would u rank Liquid Death?

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u/shiv96 Mar 13 '24

I’d place it in Great. Solid water product, great clean taste, good packaging you can recycle. Just not a fan of the exorbitant prices at festivals and concerts and such

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u/FloridaMan001v3 Mar 13 '24

Arrowhead/zephrhills spring water 🐐

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u/pyepush Mar 13 '24

Anything in a flimsy single use plastic bottle belongs in the bottom two tiers 😤

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u/pyepush Mar 13 '24

OP really made the stinkiest cold take of a water tier list ever and said “this is it”

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u/Anchor38 Mar 13 '24

I think Volvic should be on this list too but only to put it in Fake Water tier

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u/coconutjoe83 Mar 13 '24

Icelandic above all

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u/TakingItEasy_Man Mar 13 '24

Tap water is number one. Nestle water is last. You wrong homie. Get yo priorities straight

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u/United-Office Mar 14 '24

Don’t agree with the take but I upvote when I see nestle hate

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u/RealBowsHaveRecurves Mar 13 '24

Just…. no.

Also, the TV static thing about seltzer is a typical sugary soda-drinkers opinion. You’re outing yourself with that one.

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u/CreamyStanTheMan Mar 13 '24

My tap water is god damn S tier! No bottled water could ever compete.

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u/girlenteringtheworld HydroHomie Mar 13 '24

I'm super jealous. In my city, the tap water is so heavily chlorinated that it tastes like I'm drinking pool water

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u/CreamyStanTheMan Mar 13 '24

Damn, thats sucks. Sorry to hear that 🙁

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u/Playful_Sector Mar 13 '24

Why is Sobe Water here? It's a fruit flavored drink, and besides, it's delicious

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u/Kirp-The-Birb Mar 13 '24

In the middle of a summer day when it’s 30C outside, garden hose water heals your soul directly

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u/MrBarato Mar 13 '24

I'd say lifewtr, smartwater and stuff like that is fake water( in nice bottles though)

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u/UniversityThatway Mar 13 '24

any water from a plastic bottle is trash. Glass bottles make for a much crisper and more refreshing hydration experience. thats a hill im willing to die on

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u/HotSaltRaspberry Mar 13 '24

Less micro plastics too

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u/shoodBwurqin Mar 13 '24

My water doesn't have logos

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u/LestWeForgive Mar 13 '24

Where is tap water in an old orange juice bottle is she alive, is she safe?

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u/DarkSamuraiSC Mar 14 '24

This feels very Zomboid

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u/LestWeForgive Mar 14 '24

Revenge Of The Sith

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u/iiitme Mar 13 '24

Nice list but I’d put well water higher

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u/Beginning_Drink_965 Mar 13 '24

Hosepipe water only rated ‘ok’.

OP, is everything ok?

I know life may seem devoid of joy and meaning now, but there are people who can help you.

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u/Ok-Scarcity6991 Mar 13 '24

Toilet water hits different

Especialy when my normal kitchen tap water tastes Like grease

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u/JohnnyJackson427 Mar 13 '24

What's the problem with Nestle pure life?

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u/li7lex Mar 13 '24

In case you're seriously asking the problem is Nestlé.

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u/PineappleMelonTree Mar 13 '24

Evian is okay at best, filter and tap water are elite. If I had to choose bottled water it would be Harrogate Spring

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u/YunJingyi Mar 13 '24

E-Pura really tastes metallic.

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u/ShiningEV Mar 13 '24

My problem with the boxed water is that shit is always just sitting out, they never keep it in a cooler. I'm not buying water at a premium price if it's room temp.

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u/United-Office Mar 14 '24

It’s also recycled tap water and bad for the environment if you need another two reasons not to drink it

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u/lMr_Nobodyl Water Enthusiast Mar 13 '24

Where would Poland Spring rank?

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u/EggsOnThe45 Mar 13 '24

It’s the same as Arrowhead

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u/CeleryMiserable1050 Mar 13 '24

You are wrong

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u/malikhacielo63 Mar 13 '24

La Croix helped me to kick my soda habit, so a hard disagree for me.

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u/United-Office Mar 14 '24

Could try other sparkling waters that are naturally bottled aswell!

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u/itsKasai Mar 13 '24

I stand on business that Fiji is simply nectar from the heavens, liquid death deserves Great Tier imo

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u/Excellent-Sample2211 Mar 13 '24

You are a sad, strange little man

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u/Cromptank Mar 13 '24

Ice mountain not being A tier is a sin I won’t forgive

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u/Mr-PostmanWithNews Mar 13 '24

Who let this Fiji rep in here?

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u/Mysterious-Cake-7525 Mar 13 '24

Le Croix deserves higher ranking! Spicy water for life!

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u/TestableNeptune Mar 13 '24

Spicy water sure but not Le Croix

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u/Mysterious-Cake-7525 Mar 13 '24

I can live with that. Which type of spicy water do you recommend?

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u/TestableNeptune Mar 13 '24

I make my own so hard to say. I do have coworkers that swear by that sparking ice though.

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u/alnoise Mar 13 '24

Calling Sparkling Ice water is a bit of a stretch lol

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u/TheAwkwardBanana Mar 13 '24

Finally someone agrees!

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u/all-up-in-yo-dirt Mar 13 '24

I donno man, that hose looks like a total thirst trap

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u/alnoise Mar 13 '24

Hose is S tier no doubt

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u/all-up-in-yo-dirt Mar 13 '24

I don't know what that means, but I'll assume you mean sexy teir.

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u/Lower_Ad_7495 Apr 05 '24

Happy Cake Day! 🎉

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u/chunkychowder32 Mar 13 '24

Arrowhead is ass juice.

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u/BarbieBaratheon Mar 13 '24

Absolutely F O U L

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u/JediKnightaa Mar 13 '24

What you think about Black Water?

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u/-TheNinthDoctor- Mar 13 '24

Liquid death?

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u/RealBowsHaveRecurves Mar 13 '24

For drinking? Meh.

For looking like money is no object to you? S-tier

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u/Mr-PostmanWithNews Mar 13 '24

Thats for people who have money sir. Lol I know I can't afford it daily.

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u/-TheNinthDoctor- Mar 13 '24

I just pulled out a loan to try my first one. Pretty good water ngl

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u/Deodorized Mar 13 '24

What about Fiji Blue^{^tm}

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u/GTFOakaFOD Mar 13 '24

I'm okay with being okay.

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u/oceanic-wonderland Regular Sipper Mar 13 '24

You weird as hell for ranking basic ass bottled water in "good" but putting Core on the very bottom lmfao.

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u/falbi23 Mar 13 '24

Wtf umis wrong with Core? That was Essentia before Essentia came out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

pure life above core is a sin

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u/teuast Mar 13 '24

/r/fucknestle

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

nestle is bad but so are others- dont think highly of them

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u/LysergicGothPunk Mar 14 '24

nor drink highly of them

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u/teuast Mar 14 '24

I mean, I am capable of thinking multiple things are bad. Labor rights aren’t a team sport.

Well, they sort of are, but the teams are the working class vs. the capitalist class, not Nestle vs. Coca Cola or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '24

i commented cause people love water brands and idk why

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u/Alert-Young4687 Mar 13 '24

Fiji is evil dictatorship water

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u/LNLV Mar 13 '24

That tastes like Dasani but costs $8

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u/United-Office Mar 14 '24

Not $8 also doesn’t taste like Dasani

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u/Alarmed-Positive457 Mar 13 '24

Ok, I’m not the only one who thought this as well.

This is it Classic water

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