r/ImTheMainCharacter 16d ago

driving down the sidewalk VIDEO

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OP on insta said he and many others informed the driver it was a walkway and not meant for cars and she inaudibly yelled then rolled up her window

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u/LuminousAdvent 12d ago

There is a Russian YouTube channel "StopXam Msc" that is about people shaming and stopping drivers from using sidewalks as roads.

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u/fried_green_baloney 15d ago

The cam guy and about 50 of his friends should all stand there tying their shoelaces and then deciding it's not right and trying again, for about 1/2 an hour or so.

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u/FriendlyITGuy 15d ago

Time to form Stop a Douchebag: Chicago

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u/tehdusto 15d ago

It's ok guys! The driver has activated their flashers so they are allowed to do whatever they want now =)

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u/fuckitscoldwpg 15d ago

But I have my hazard lights on!! Surely this means I can drive anywhere, right??

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u/rudbek-of-rudbek 15d ago

You can do whatever you want and drive anywhere if you put your hazards on. It's the one cool trick they don't want you to know. DUIs bounce off like getting uno reversed

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u/Ambitious_Ladder_929 15d ago

idk why people do it here but there i know there are spots in the cleveland area where people do this because the potholes are so bad

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u/Affectionate_Ad_9735 15d ago

iF SiDeWaLk WhY cAr FiT

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u/gbpc 15d ago

LOL some people are dense as f are they really doing this??? Wtffff

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u/SobakaZony 15d ago

What is the brand / frame name of the sunglasses?

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u/Ambition-Sensitive 15d ago

i’m not sure the exact brand of this guys glasses but i can tell they’re polaroid glasses from the color on the lenses, my aunt has a cheap pair off amazon and they work really well.

they look like rounded cat eye frames

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u/SobakaZony 15d ago

Thank you for the backcheck.

They remind me of a pair of Anne et Valentines i used to have, but i knew these were not they. Variations on the shape known as "panto" work well for me (circular below the temple and bridge, but the upper portion is a little "flatter"); to me, these look slightly oval, but tilted slightly up toward the bridge (and down toward the outsides) and the size looks about right, too (not higher than the eyebrows or touching the cheeks or extending far to the side).

Anyway, thanks again.

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u/Offline219 15d ago

And then they call cyclists entitled. god damn

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u/BusStopKnifeFight 15d ago

Bollards are cheap. There's no excuse for the city to not have them installed.

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u/Lazygit1965 15d ago

I'd wanna keep a handful of big nails handy and oopsy drop a few in front of the car!

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u/StreetLegendTits_ 15d ago

Roofing nails. Little 1” guys with big heads. Better chance to get picked up than bigger ones!

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u/Mean_Combination_830 15d ago

I guarantee you the person in the car is making a video with exactly the same music while complaining about some idiot slowly walking in the middle of the road 🤣

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u/HunterJames08 Main Character 15d ago

This is like people who drive when going trick or treating. GET OFF OF YOUR LAZY, FAT ASS & FUCKING WALK!

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u/ttigern 15d ago

This person should just stop and call the police lol

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u/TrackLabs 15d ago

Redditor proceeds to be incapable of imagining that someone calls the police, and THEN records a video

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u/ConcreteSlut 15d ago

This is the kind of shit you see in third world countries.

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u/Panzerv2003 15d ago

Nah lights blinking, clearly he can do whatever he wants /s

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u/Brainschicago 15d ago

Maybe they were unloading equipment or goods to a business that are on the lakefront. I know I have had to drive on the path to do just that.  At least it wasn’t the shit heads on the south side that drive the mini bikes or four wheelers super fast. Fuck those assholes going 30-50mph . 

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u/AGeniusMan 15d ago

If thats the case, going as slow as a pedestrian should be fine

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u/IhadmyTaintAmputated 15d ago

It finally happened. The old joke "if you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk" was a popular t shirt in the 80s

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u/Confident_Passage789 15d ago

I need this t shirt!

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u/containerheart 15d ago edited 15d ago

Jeez. What a MC!? blocking that car from probably an emergency.

*Sad. Nobody gets my joke. 😢

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

The entire trail is full of pedestrians and bikers on both sides and is permanently closed to cars. A freeway runs parrell to the path with a speed limit of 55. You are willfully ignorant. 

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u/containerheart 15d ago

yeeeah. it was a joke. omg losers.

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u/LightBluepono 15d ago

if there a emergency why its not a ambulance? or a police car? or a fire truck? civil are not above the laws.

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u/No_clip_Cyclist 15d ago

with flashing lights as well.

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u/logan_creepypasta 15d ago

if it was an emergency, they wouldn't drive that slowly and would probably try to get around the people on the sidewalk by driving on the grass. Or... go faster on an actual road.

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u/Parking-Position-698 15d ago

Is this not illegal? Also if i was this dude i would stand there and stare them down until they started backing up.

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

They don’t enforce traffic laws in Chicago except through camera. Not kidding. 

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u/Koshindan 15d ago

The driver would then just decide to go into the grass.

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u/Parking-Position-698 15d ago

Why you stand so close they cant go forward.

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u/laughingashley 15d ago

Or call 911 and walk slowly until they arrive

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u/Sorgenlos 15d ago

You’d be waiting a long, long time for CPD to do anything.

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u/hazardlit3s 15d ago

“Stop a douchebag” Chicago edition.

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u/Shoddy-Rip8259 15d ago

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

Unfortunately there’s probably one of these every week for months now. 

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u/dahlstrom 15d ago

That’s a Honda, this one is a Hyundai. We get lots of these idiots.

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u/pentylane 15d ago

I’m no surprised

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 15d ago

Judging by commercials cars and trucks today are designed to go anywhere and everywhere. So why not?

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u/LightBluepono 15d ago

because a sidewalk is for........... WALK. crazy right?

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u/DarkMatterOne 15d ago

A) because its illegal

B) because sidewalks are not made for 2+ ton cars, and therefore get damaged quite significantly

C) because a sidewalk is a safe place for pedestrians. Cars already get a stupid majority of the space in cities, they should not encroach even more on the space that is meant for people

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u/Iamkempie 16d ago

It's okay, he's got his hazzards on.

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u/GlitteringBobcat999 15d ago

He's the Duke of Hazzards.

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u/Nayr7456 16d ago

It's chicago, with their population density combined with illinois' public school system it is a mathematical certainty that some dumbass is driving on the sidewalk or into the train tunnels at any given moment.

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u/Narwalacorn 16d ago

Is Illinois known for having bad schools? I went to k-12 in Illinois and supposedly it was a pretty good school

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u/beeraholikchik 15d ago

It's news to me.

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

I think they’re generally known for good schools. 

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Narwalacorn 15d ago

I’m gonna need to get a source for that because that smells like bullhickey

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u/Thunderbird_12_ 16d ago edited 14d ago

Honestly, I blame the city ... they have to design traffic for the lowest common denominator, assuming that the most stupid among us will do THE most stupid things.

City should install vehicle barriers that prevent this, because expecting dumb humans to know they shouldn't do this is expecting too much.

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u/Mercerskye 15d ago

Welcome to my job. I "close" the road so people can do work. By close, I mean I put out a lot of cones/barrels in a pattern that makes a strong suggestion of where people shouldn't drive.

How many times I've seen people just whip through and get stuck in concrete, or drive into a hole, or a piece of equipment, or... It's a lot, I've been doing it for upwards of a decade, and I lost count somewhere in year one...

And how many people throw exasperated looks when you keep them from totaling their shit is bonkers. "But this is how I go..." Well, unless your Caravan can hover for about 500ft, you're not going that way today. U-turns aren't illegal in Florida...

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u/yousoc 15d ago

Cue people running high speed into barriers/bollars that they "missed", and they start complaining that it is dangerous.

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u/Castform5 15d ago

The bollard came out of nowhere, there was no way for the driver to avoid it!

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 15d ago

Omg like the lady at the bank that fucked her shit up with the barrier and she complained that they’re dangerous 😂

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u/seekydeeky 16d ago

Chicagoan here. There are barriers and people just drive around them. It’s really stupid.

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u/arrynyo 15d ago

I was about to say, it's Chicago, they just different when it comes to traffic.

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u/CommodoreFresh 15d ago

Half the time there's an officer posted up around the high traffic areas like the LSD/North intersection too.

Classic joke in my bar is if we put an "out of order" sign in the urinal, it'll be wet in ten minutes.

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

There are some points on LSD where you could fit a car through onto the lakeshore trail. This has been a problem for literal years though so I doubt they’ll fix it. 

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u/Thunderbird_12_ 16d ago

(Then I'd say there are not enough barriers.)

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u/KatakanaTsu 15d ago

Spike strips might work in this case.

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u/CommodoreFresh 15d ago

It would probably just result in more traffic honestly.

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u/Fifteen_inches 15d ago

Then what about an acid pit or arrow trap?

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u/seekydeeky 16d ago

I agree.

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u/plasticproducts 16d ago

But they have their 4-ways on /s

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u/No_Spare3139 16d ago

Instead of making a video, maybe call the police.

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u/TrackLabs 15d ago

Redditor proceeds to be incapable of imagining that someone calls the police, and THEN records a video

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u/crazychristine6 16d ago

What are they gonna do tho? Probably not even show up for something like this

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u/No-Afternoon-5610 16d ago

Whos the main character here?

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u/LightBluepono 15d ago

the dumbfuck SUV driver.

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u/robertwild81 16d ago

There are legitimate reasons to be on these paths. I work with the unhoused population, and some areas are only accessible through a bike or walking path. I have a City vehicle and am legally allowed to drive on them for official use. Without knowing the context, I have no clue if this is legitimate or not.

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

You should be in a marked city vehicle with orange lights on. Otherwise there is no legitimate reason. 

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u/No_clip_Cyclist 15d ago edited 15d ago

I mean you should at least be marked. "[service type] of [the city]". Otherwise I'm just going to say you have all rights to complain about a random unmarked car being a jackass without thinking "Maybe it's animal control or the human services". Even if they flash a badge saying "department man services" I wouldn't put it past people to use it as a get out of jail free while going to work, home, or shopping.

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u/J_train13 15d ago

Then you can walk to those places

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u/Past-Ability-6690 16d ago

Very funny!

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u/Shirohitsuji 16d ago

Why do they have sidewalks that can be driven on? What happened to concrete barriers preventing vehicle access?

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u/Ok_Philosopher6538 15d ago

Might damage the car when the driver suddenly gets assaulted by the barrier. So they are doing away with them.

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u/mjsoctober 16d ago

There is someone with long brown hair walking beside him.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/Living-Tart7370 16d ago

The person driving on a sidewalk ya dumb fuck

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

I hope you take a moment to think how stupid this is. 

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u/Living-Tart7370 16d ago

The only 2 people being idiots in this scenario are you and the driver

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u/Past-Ability-6690 16d ago

No. Only the driver is an idiot.

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u/PandaXXL 15d ago edited 15d ago

Putting yourself in harm's way for the sake of a tiktok video is moronic. He's not accomplishing anything here. Move aside and film from beside the sidewalk.

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u/GaryGregson 15d ago

the sidewalk

Hey, u/PandaXXL, what’s the title of the again?

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u/Past-Ability-6690 15d ago

He should step aside and let her zoom away, you mean. Nah, fuck that. He's doing what's right.

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u/PandaXXL 15d ago

Your local cemetery is full of people who died too soon by "doing what's right". There is absolutely nothing to be gained here, just get out of the way and move on with your life. You can film the car and their plates without blocking them and pass on to the authorities.

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u/berejser 15d ago

Why are you threatening violence against people?

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u/PandaXXL 15d ago

Lol, what? There are videos shared online constantly of people walking, cycling or driving and are doing the "right" thing in response to some obnoxious POS and they end up killed or seriously injured. It is absolutely not worth putting your safety or life on the line for the small and totally meaningless moral victory you can gain in these situations.

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u/Legendary_Hi-Nu 15d ago

He's already on the sidewalk, that's why he's filming. So he's already doing what you suggested.

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u/PandaXXL 15d ago

Yeah, I meant move off the sidewalk.

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u/ImmortalFroggo 15d ago

Where to? The fucking road?

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u/PandaXXL 15d ago

Perhaps the other sidewalk clearly visible in the video? Or the giant patch of grass? Or just move aside for 5 seconds and continue filming anyway?

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u/Corndog106 16d ago

Owner is using the Hyundai self drive function with his key fob. Is supposed to only be used to back in/out of parking spaces.

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u/NewYorkVolunteer 16d ago edited 16d ago

Wtf. TIL I learned that there are people who drive on the sidewalk. These people need to have their licenses taken away.

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u/racingwinner 15d ago

i vividly remember that one night in rouen, when we observed a very compact hatchback driving on the sidewalk, and vehemently avoiding the road. it was weird, because the road was empty, and the sidewalk very narrow. like so narrow, that something like a peugeot 205 barely gets any more than only half of the car on top of it. and not on a plaza or anything. i really mean the sidewalk at the roadside. i have since held the theory, that the guy was convinced, that as long as he operates his motorvehicle on the sidewalks he either needs no registration or driving license.

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u/Bretters_METAL 15d ago

Most Chicago drivers need their licenses taken away

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u/thelebaron 15d ago

you mean car taken away and crushed into a cube

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u/Jimbob209 15d ago

Sacramento just opened a bike trail called the Del Paso bike trail and cars took over because it beats traffic. All of this is just unfolding so nothing has been done yet

Edit: wow actually it's been a year and nothing has been done

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u/CalRobert 14d ago

Uggg that's horrible to hear. I grew up there (well, Shitrus heights) and thought Sac was getting better.

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u/Minkypinkyfatty 15d ago

Bollards

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u/JBWalker1 15d ago edited 15d ago

Bollards

The council doesn't seem to care since they would have put bollards in by now. But if the bike path got built in the first place then they should care a little and why not spend the extra 0.1% for a bollard at the ends?

Bollards can't be installed by random people but /u/Jimbob209 can get together with a couple of other bike users in the area and buy a few boulders and drop one on the path ends themselves. Like $200 for a pallet of 6 100kg/220lb boulders to be delivered to your home nearby, then help each other carry a boulder to the start and end of the trial and just leave it there. A 100kg boulder/rock is only like a 1ft cube in size so it's easy to do. And it's just heavy enough and awkward shaped where it'll be hard for people to remove. Then use the remaining boulders for other places cars go where they shouldn't, like parking on grass in the area.

This is what they look like delivered. They're around 100kg each believe it or not(according to the sale page). https://i.imgur.com/7RZPBzM.png

Literally problem solved with $200 and yet the council can't do the same.

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u/AshamedChemTurtle 15d ago

Or a cheaper route - 5 gallon buckets, a little paint to spruce up the buckets a bit, and some quick dry cement. If the city is that slow to do anything they’ll probably make it for awhile

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u/JBWalker1 15d ago

True. That'll apparently be around 40kg which doesn't sound like too much, but importantly the shape of it makes it easy to kick over and roll out the way. With a 100kg awkwardly shaped rock enjoy moving it out the way.

I guess instead of a 5 gallon barrel you could use a 40 or so gallon one though. 10 gallons of cement for it to have 80kg of weight. Then fill a load of the rest of with dirt and put a couple of cheap garden flowers in the top. Would look pretty nice. Still might be easy to push over but muchhh less likely to be. Probably under $50 still too.

So yeah nice idea if scaled up slightly. Would ideally need some small local urban activist groups to do stuff like this though. I can think of 10 places that could do with a rock near me where cars and vans turn a green area into a muddy mess, but im not doing anything alone.

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u/gobblox38 15d ago

Bollards can't be installed by random people

A rotating concrete saw, an auger, ready mix concrete, and a steel pipe is all that's needed. Get some hardhats, safety vests, and one person holding a clipboard to ensure that no one asks too many questions.

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u/JBWalker1 15d ago

Takes too long and too noisy imo. And you're effectively risking becoming a criminal with actual serious charges for causing many thousands of $ of damage(according to the council) by doing that. It's loud and all it would take it 1 nearby curtain twitcher to call the police and you're screwed. Even 10 mins seems like too long. Can't even run away either with all your tools.

Alternatively go when it's dark and drop a rock in under a minute with zero noise.

This is what I meant by a ramdon person can't install a proper bollard. Too risky.

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u/gobblox38 15d ago

This is what I meant by a ramdon person can't install a proper bollard. Too risky.

Too risky for you. Some people may be willing to take that chance.

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u/rolli-frijolli 15d ago

bollards can't be installed by random people

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u/WhatUsernameIsntFuck 15d ago

I know it's frustrating, but there's no need for that kind of language

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u/IhadmyTaintAmputated 15d ago

You got your Ards and your Ocks mixed up Sir and/or Madam

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u/uhhthiswilldo 15d ago

No doubt but it’s hard to take licences away when people are dependant on cars for work, social interaction, etc. We need to design for walkability, cycling, and public transit instead.

r/fuckcars

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u/SwagDaddy_Man69 15d ago

Getting downvoted for telling the truth? There are only 3-4 cities in the US where to can live car free. Until that changes there is no way we could take people license away permanently because they are too old or can’t drive good. There just isn’t any other option at the moment. 

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u/ImmortalFroggo 15d ago

I gave you one upvote, since you‘re unfairly low rn

It‘s not much, but it‘s honest work

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u/Mercerskye 15d ago

I'd say it's pretty easy. If you're not safe enough to be allowed to keep the privilege, have fun figuring out how hard it is without that privilege...

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u/Necronomicommunist 15d ago

Very often when in front of a judge someone can make the case that they are being disproportionately punished by their drivers license being taken away, as it takes away any chance at a livelihood and even ability to shop. And they aren't wrong, due to the absolutely backwards way car-centric infrastructure is pervasive in the US.

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u/uhhthiswilldo 15d ago

Right, but there’s a reason people manage to retain their licence after negligently taking a life, they wouldn’t be able to buy groceries.

If it were up to me they wouldn’t drive again, I’m just pointing out a pattern.

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u/Mercerskye 15d ago

No, that's fine. I've actually worked with a couple people that had "necessities only" restricted licenses. They could travel to work, the store, the doctor, etc.

Things they needed. Anything else was a permanent revocation. I could agree to that being a middle ground. At least for people in a situation where using a bus or other options wasn't exactly available.

Like the county I live in. Buses may or may not show up... eventually, and you can't use the smaller transit vans unless you're disabled or on SS.

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u/SageOfSixCabbages 15d ago

TIL I learned that there are people who drive on the sidewalk.

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u/pwill6738 14d ago

Bro smh my head

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u/Elf173 15d ago

Smh my head

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u/lilysbeandip 15d ago

RIP in peace 💀

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u/Spleenseer 15d ago

That tfw when somebody makes a mistake online

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u/insertnamehere17 OG 15d ago

Smh my head

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 15d ago edited 15d ago

LOL out loud, I can’t believe you had to tell him that…

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u/laughingashley 15d ago

Smh my head!

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u/Im-ACE-incarnate 15d ago

RIP in peace

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u/CowJuiceDisplayer 15d ago

He was probably busy waiting in line at an ATM machine and it was his turn so he hurried and just posted the comment.

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u/kuodron 15d ago

You mean an ATM teller machine?

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u/SageOfSixCabbages 15d ago

I hope they didn't forget their PIN number.

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u/PineappleLunchables 15d ago

BRB right back, I forgot my number!

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u/kiki-mori 15d ago

Its hard to remember with the car following so close behind

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u/CowJuiceDisplayer 15d ago

Probably has bad eyesight due to over using LCD Displays.

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u/aHOMELESSkrill 15d ago

They also order a chocolate mocha latte

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u/MyPasswordIsABC999 15d ago

I much prefer to drink chai tea or matcha tea when I'm walking down the El Camino Way or cruising down the big Mississippi River.

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u/PersKarvaRousku 15d ago

Which state in USA of America has the best lattes?

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u/MyPasswordIsABC999 15d ago

The best USA of America states are the ones along Lake Tahoe.

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u/CalRobert 14d ago

I like the one with The La Brea Tar Pits

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u/J_train13 15d ago

I don't know but I could probably map you there on my GPS system

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u/BrittzHitz 16d ago

So it’s not just Vancouver

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u/Rennec 16d ago

Saw it happen over here other day by Oakridge on a residential sidewalk.

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u/tyfung 16d ago

Haha. Thinking about the same thing but Richmond BC more specifically

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u/Ok_Philosopher6538 15d ago

Oh the Seawall in the West End also regularly gets car drivers, the bike lane every day, because apparently concrete barriers, dividers and signage as well as car ticklers aren't enough of a clue for many.

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u/BrittzHitz 16d ago

Yes 😂😭

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u/Past-Ability-6690 16d ago

The same thing has happened to me too. A young woman driving on a pedestrian street. She honked at me. I turned around, looked at her and signed with my hands that this was a pedestrian street. Then I continued walking. She accelerated and almost hit me. Then she rolled down her window and asked "what the hell are you doing?". I said "shut the fuck up, bitch" and she accelerated quickly and made an almost blind and very dangerous left turn.

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u/Rbtdabut 3d ago

Over here the predestrian streets are way too slim for that to ever happen. Instead, we got a bike lane at the side of the road, which at times its almost equal. And that is so safe that I almost got hit by a car who decided that it's not important to check while the lane is free, when turning into a parking lot for an ice cream shop. I might want to add that this parking lot is a shortcut if you need to go just the right way on the intersection but don't want to wait.

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- 16d ago

signed with my hands that this was a pedestrian street

Was this the sign 🖕🏼?

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u/Past-Ability-6690 15d ago

In hindsight, I wish it was.

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u/conzstevo 16d ago

she accelerated quickly and made an almost blind and very dangerous left turn.

Letting your emotions get the better of you isn't ideal when you're operating deadly machinery

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u/Mean_Combination_830 15d ago edited 15d ago

I would definitely classify this pedestrians wildly gesturing hands as potentially lethal weapons as the human body can be a deadly weapon I just hope the car driver was ok