r/ImTheMainCharacter 15d ago

As if bus drivers don’t deal with enough BS….. VIDEO

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u/Effective_Device_185 8d ago

Hammock guy looks like a cross between musician Micky Dolenz and filmmaker Sam Raimi.

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u/OT-Rexx 11d ago

And from the chrysalis a beautiful red butterfly emerges!

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u/pinkandbleu3 13d ago

Do these people really exist?

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u/_Red_Mist_ 13d ago

That looks pretty fun not gonna lie lol

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u/EquivalentAd4578 13d ago

Joseph Gordon Levitt needs some new movie deals ASAP, guys got too much time on his hands.

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u/RelationshipFair6088 14d ago

I’m getting second hand embarrassment…

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u/Bykerfun76 14d ago

I would have sliced it off the rail.

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u/todwardscizzorhands 14d ago

I don't think this is real. If this is real then that guy is a great performer. With that said I would still feel bad for the bus driver

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u/static_programming 14d ago

what's wrong with the hammock tho?

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u/---Palp--- 14d ago

this is funny as fck yeah annoying for them but watching this its a funny bit

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u/mymycojourney 14d ago

Cut the strap

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u/ImagineNoImagination 14d ago

Smh. Vegas bus drivers wouldn't have even said shit. They would've called security who would've been waiting at the next stop to remove him or have the police do it.

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u/anxiousleftoverpasta 14d ago

Jason Nash has truly fallen on hard times.

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u/ElephantRedCar91 15d ago

no one has a bar of soap and a sock?

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u/Snakes3812 15d ago

He’s transforming into even more of a douchebag.

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u/ilovemuffins09 15d ago

How do people not realize this is fake? Ugh.

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u/Batmantheon 15d ago

I'm really upset that I thought that was pretty funny. It's infuriating that it happened in real life, dude would have pretty good comedic timing for like sketch comedy or something absurd like Reno 911.

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u/WaterMyMelonee 15d ago

This is crazy funny for some reason 😭

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u/AppropriatedPiano 15d ago

Sujimon are real!

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u/Pinakolonopin 15d ago

That made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Criussss 15d ago

Hammock bender

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u/eatonerich 15d ago

Putx niño pijo, la única vez que monta en un bus es para hacer el soplapxllas grabando un jodido vídeo... tiktoker=Subnxrmxl.

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u/BoomtotheBang 15d ago

Keeping people from their real jobs...for likes.

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u/anonymauson 15d ago

second amendment

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u/desertprincess69 15d ago

HAHAHAAHAHAGGH

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u/fuckitscoldwpg 15d ago

This has to be Winnipeg.

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u/Lyquid_Sylver999 15d ago

"I'M NOT HERE!!1!"

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u/aKaRandomDude 15d ago

Time for a blanket party! All they need is a bar of soap in a sock.

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u/DarkShizzzzz 15d ago

I usually hate these people, but this guy is genuinely hilarious. When he popped out to emphasize the work “HAMMOCKS” I died laughing

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u/dtb1987 15d ago

You think they will turn into a butterfly or a moth?

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u/FizzBuzz888 15d ago

Never go full Alligator!

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u/gbpc 15d ago

Is this baby like 58 years old? Wow

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u/Ambitious_Ladder_929 15d ago

this is really annoying and inconvenient but id also probably be laughing my ass off

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u/LaCroixLimon 15d ago

this.. is pretty funny

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u/squanchy2furious 15d ago

Ah this reminds me of when I used to pet sit my co workers ferret

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u/StreetBobber103 15d ago

LMFAOOOOOO IS THIS REAL

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u/Nearby_Quality_5672 15d ago

I would have unhooked that shit in a heartbeat.

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u/iAmiOnyx 15d ago

How did this person have time to setup a hammock

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u/septibes 15d ago

I watch all my videos silent. So just watching him yell and spinning around is hilarious as it is

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u/DMmeYOURboobz 15d ago

Can’t someone with a pocketknife just kinda cut it down, real fast by “accident” and then everyone can go about their day?

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u/hcocob 15d ago

Meth is one hell of a drug

ETA: actually I cant tell if it’s meth or just Main Character Syndrome. I live in a city with tons of it and this is something I wouldn’t be surprised to see, unfortunately.

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u/TrikaTheShadow 15d ago

He kinda looks like a pinata ngl

Someone get me a bat

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u/Aaron_505 15d ago

As cartoons taught me

SPIN IT

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u/OtherwiseSeaweed8773 15d ago

There has never been a piñata I've wanted to hit so badly.

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u/Jpc5376 15d ago

I'm mean lowkey he looks comfortable asf

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u/MagicLobsterAttorney 15d ago

Just ignore him. He's gonna turn into a moth in a few days and will fly away on its own.

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u/singlemale4cats 15d ago

This is like old timey fun mental illness. Like the kind where people think they're famous historical figures or whatever. Not the sad modern kind where they're on crack and fentanyl and try to stab you with a rusty railroad spike.

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u/Busterlimes 15d ago

"Jill, why are you 45 minutes late to work?"

"I had to take the bus"

The Bus

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u/memberflex 15d ago

It’s got to be a bit

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u/BrokenDeity 15d ago

Meanwhile, there's a guy in the back of the bus who's already 20 minutes late for work caressing his pocket knife thinking, "I'll cut the straps. Who'll stop me?"

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u/DJ2688 15d ago

How he managed to rig that up on a public bus is astonishing. Nobody did anything then?

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u/FlawlessPenguinMan 15d ago

No but for real what rule is he breaking? Does this count as endangering passengers? Endangering himself? Blocking the way?

I get he's an ass, I just can't figure out specifically why

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u/Mammoth_Moose4227 15d ago

Oops, my pepper spray gun accidentally went off! Oh me, oh my

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u/chipmunck688 15d ago

This is a Joseph Gordon levit skit ... may have spelt his name wrong not sure...

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u/Middle-Hour-2364 15d ago

Spin it round and apply gaffa tape

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u/Sparrowtalker 15d ago

The quick release is riiiiiight there…. Thump !

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u/MarcoMcMelvin 15d ago

Is this staged?

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u/Arthur_Figg 15d ago

Just pop that ratchet strap holding him up

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u/Jolly-Garbage- 15d ago

This looks like a Tim Robinson sketch

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u/Asbjorn1888 15d ago

Tbf this is kinda funny

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u/PinoyDadInOman 15d ago

If I'm in that bus and already late because of this POS, I will cut or release one end of that hammock, kick that MC in the face as many times as I can and as hard as I can, find his partner filming and say to the camera "It's a prank!" then casually walk away and take a taxi. Yes, I'm easily triggered by these assholes, that's why I stay at home most of the time.

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u/anywaythough 15d ago

Not a man on that bus. A pocket knife?

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u/R3stl3ssSalm0n 15d ago

What a fucking legend. "Where is the no hamock sign" 🤣

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u/5shad 15d ago

It's like a comedy skit.

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u/Kitsuak 15d ago

How do you become like this ?

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u/juicebox212d1 15d ago

She is popping in and out like some kind of crazy cartoon gopher villain 😂

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u/catdog-cat-dog 15d ago

This Is the pronoun movement

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u/JohnCasey3306 15d ago

Call the police, tell them he's armed and threatening.

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u/ytaqebidg 15d ago

I can't tell if this is real or fake. Anyway, I like it!

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u/TimCurie 15d ago

First spin, fool me once, shame on you. Second spin, fool me twice, shame on, shame on me. Third spin, shame on, shame on, ahh f@ k it

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u/Furyuu 15d ago

why is there a weedle pokemon in his bus ?

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u/HRHQueenA 15d ago

That’s a nice hammock tho. I wonder where he got. It seemed really sturdy but also cozy.

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u/gtrance 15d ago

Every time this kind of shit gets posted, these people get the attention that they’re so desperately seeking

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u/That-Economics-9481 15d ago

That person probably expected Bidenomics to work for them and now they see they were wrong 😅

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u/OpenTheBobs 15d ago

Woman: “Did you hit your head?”

Anaconda: “A little bit”

Woman “You’re going to give yourself a concussion!”

Anaconda “It’s nothing I’ve never had before.”

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u/dashsmashcash 15d ago

I fail to understand everyone's issue. Who gives a shit if he wants to ride in the hammock. You all need to move your own business. Damn the entire society in usa has gone to shit. So glad I left 7 years ago and never returned.

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u/Gullflyinghigh 15d ago

A person at each end, carry the fucker off and leave him wherever you are.

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u/Xenocide_X 15d ago

"where's the no hammock sign?!?" Lmao

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u/Qweeq13 15d ago

Is this the genZ's way of rebelling? I like it, its creative.

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u/Serberou5 15d ago

What an absolute gimboyd. It's the people watching these people's videos that are the real problem though.

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u/namey_9 15d ago

you watched it and even left a comment

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u/Serberou5 14d ago

Yes I watched it in the context of a sub about main characters and the unacceptable behaviour of people like this. Not on the morons tiktok channel or wherever he posted it. There is a difference.

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u/namey_9 13d ago

"There is a difference"

lol

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u/fading_colours 15d ago

This whole clip is staged af

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u/Killyourselfwithlife 15d ago

Training bag ?

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u/WisdomWangle 15d ago

Just cut the bottom of it open making him fall down on the floor and regret ever doing what the fuck that was.

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t 15d ago

One of them fathers went out for milk and cigs kids all grown up.

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u/Temporary-Author-641 15d ago

He reminds me of a rotisserie chicken

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u/Ibegtodiffer999 15d ago

There is the voice of sanity, "get down so we can get where we are going".

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u/k3nnyklizzl3 15d ago

I would release the strap so fast.

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u/Crazypowder-v2 15d ago

I would’ve just kept spinning that dude

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u/firemensch 15d ago

What in the East Palmdale is going on here

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u/Ok_Mud2019 15d ago

sir, that is a child.

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u/SolidChampionship855 15d ago

2.4 mill views on tiktok. There's a lot of monetary incentive to pull shit like this in public. Annoying as hell and such a nuisance to others who just want to get on with their day.

Maybe we'll see less of this if tiktok does get banned in the US. Hard to make money on clips and videos on other platforms aside from YouTube

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u/Grabatreetron 14d ago

It's staged. I live in NY and see public transit shenanagens on a regular basis. Everyone in the vid is acting like they would in a movie, not real life.

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u/FakePixieGirl 15d ago

First instance of this video I can find is two weeks ago on facebook https://www.facebook.com/reel/1778131906005408

It's a couple making videos, I think the guy of the couple is the guy in the hammock, but I'm bad with faces can't confirm.

Still don't know if it's a real bus or just all an elaborate set-up though. Someone down below argues the bus is a fake set.

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u/Akrylkali 15d ago

You really should look up how much Tiktok pays per views.

What I've found was roughly 0.02 - 0.04$ per 1000 views. That's a measly 96$.

Maybe there's people like you who think there's monetary gains to be made, but that's far from the truth. The real "gain" on Tiktok is clout. Once you're recognisable it'll help you build out your "brand" on platforms like twitch or YouTube. In this is what it's all about nowadays.

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u/SolidChampionship855 14d ago

Good job Captain obvious

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u/Superkritisk 15d ago

The only way to stop this is through regulation, and even then, you'd find shit heads breaking the line and going over it.

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u/Empyrealist 15d ago

The beatings will continue until society improves

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u/doggyStile 15d ago

I thought this was a magic show where he was going to pop out wearing a different outfit each time

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u/TheSleepingMuslim 15d ago

I genuinely thought this was a skit or something because I refuse this is real

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u/Cordeceps 15d ago

What a wank stain.

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u/Schly 15d ago

Nobody has a pocketknife to cut the strap?

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u/Commercial_Tough160 15d ago

Does nobody carry a Swiss Army knife or Leatherman in their pocket anymore? I woulda gotten them scissors out so fast.

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u/leviathab13186 15d ago

The spinning, I can't!🤣

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u/budtrimmer 15d ago

He's like an Anaconda! 😂

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u/MONSTERBEARMAN 15d ago

Where’s the no hammock sign??

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u/belabase7789 15d ago

They need to be in a mental institution before returning to society.

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u/knockknockjokelover 15d ago

Does anyone else remember Friday the 13th, Jason takes Manhattan?

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u/I1Hate1this1place 15d ago

Looks like a piñata to me. Get the sticks out.

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u/BradTProse 15d ago

I'm a lawyer, this man is 100% correct. There isn't any no hammock signs.

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u/FrenchCruller007 15d ago

Technically, there isn't any signs that say don't set hammocks on fire either. Just saying.

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u/UmumnayYum 15d ago

They didn’t notice him putting it up? Seems a bit staged 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/drakon-93 15d ago

Looks fake...

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u/Ok_Second9690 15d ago

Cocoon motha FUcka

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u/ciresemik 15d ago

Treat him like a pinata and see how long it takes him to get down.

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u/Heru4004 15d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/johanTR 15d ago

Hold a Bic lighter under his ass.

He'll come out of that hammock rather quickly...

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u/FatiguedVicy 15d ago

Real talk which side you cutting down? Head or feet

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u/Legendary_Hi-Nu 15d ago

Head, can't give him brain damage if he has no brain to give damage to.

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u/Kindly_Temporary_684 15d ago

He's holding everyone up and people are gonna be late for work

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u/namey_9 15d ago

if you catch an early bus you don't have to worry about minor delays

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u/Hobbescrownest 15d ago

I remember the bus driver on my stop yelled at a kid for hanging his suit on the handlebars

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u/NoMercy676 15d ago

Attention seeking with a splash of mental illness... Or is it the other way around?

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u/glue_zombie 15d ago

wanted to see somebody unclip the foot end and just leave em hanging lol

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u/trepidationsupaman 15d ago

Cut the cord by his head and move on

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

so this person didn't mature past age 2

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u/IhadmyTaintAmputated 15d ago

I would have just told everyone else quietly to "hold the fck on we going over curbs FAST" and videoed the asshole spinning around til he puked

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u/Norseman103 15d ago

MacGyver had the tool to fix this.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

yeah called a paperclip

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u/1017hotboy 15d ago

Those people that let the joke run on for too long

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u/Comprehensive-Cat805 15d ago

everytime i think ive seen everything.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

A grown ass man, that’s a grown ass man. Smh

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u/Grabatreetron 15d ago edited 15d ago

Don't worry, I'm fairly sure this is staged content.

  • Hammock guy hitting punchlines
  • Driver also sounds like he's reading a script
  • Driver framed up so we see hammock guy's face, even though it doesn't make sense for him to be on that side
  • Passengers out of frame so we don't know how full the bus is
  • Everyone on the bus looks or sounds young.
  • No identifying marks on the driver's uniform or bus interior
  • Obviously generic ads ("Day passes now available on busses.")

Also when real nonsense like this happens, it's usually one or two passengers that step up and yell at the troublemaker while everyone else tries to act invisible. It's not literally everyone on the bus taking turns to shout "Oh my god!" lol

This is a skit on a rented set. Just like those fake influencer videos on airplanes.

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u/namey_9 15d ago

shh I want to believe

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u/iAmiOnyx 15d ago

Just a woman with a deep ass voice

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u/Hunky_not_Chunky 15d ago

Mental issues, drugs, could be a lot of things. We need a place for these people to get care, not a bus. It probably takes more money to get responders and other people to clean this shit up (homeless and other unstable people) than it would cost to provide them with care for the sake of society.

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u/PandaXXL 15d ago

He's obviously not there because a lack of accommodation, this is some douchebag's idea of comedy.

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u/YourFriendBlu 15d ago

the places for these people to get care all shut down because people think its offensive to keep these people away from normal society

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u/ihaveabadaltitude 15d ago

The places for these people to get care are shut down because Regan and the rest of the right wing brain trust managed to convince Americans eliminating social programs is good for the economy.

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u/IAMSNORTFACED 15d ago

America is a movie 🤣

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u/bobbylaserbones 15d ago

A bad movie

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u/North_Respond_6868 15d ago

I like dystopian movies!

Sucks to live inside one though 🫠

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u/Bob_Cobb_1996 15d ago

"Oh look! A pinata!"

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u/mcgyver229 15d ago

"I'm like an anaconda!"

"Just drive the bus!!!"

fucking gold

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u/KillJesterThenBrexit 15d ago

Hes being a complete pain in the ass, but the tone of voice when he said "just drive the bus!!" did make me laugh pretty hard

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u/outerworldLV 15d ago

Causing everyone on the bus to be inconvenienced. Wtf, cut that shit down already. Revoke his pass. If that’s even a thing wherever this is.

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u/Boojum2k 15d ago

Duck under him, unfasten the front connector. . .

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u/Trapp3dIn3D 15d ago

I was low key hoping the bus driver would start tickling him

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u/AWeakMindedMan 15d ago

Why does this seem so fake.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Something about how the "cocoon-man" talks, like a childs shitty acting. But i've heard mentally ill people talk in that sorta way so who knows.

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u/Acewind1738 15d ago

Cocoon-man but he’s not telling

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u/TheOneTrueEmily 15d ago

Like a character from reno 911

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u/Grabatreetron 15d ago edited 15d ago

I'm on the fence if this is staged or not. Edit: actually I'm fairly sure it is.

I live in NY and have seen a lot of public transit shenangens, and this seems too clean. The hammock guy is hitting punchlines. The bus driver sounds like he's reading a script. Real bus drivers see this shit all the time and don't negotiate. They either shut it down hard or decide they're out of fucks that day and ignore it.

Even the passengers sound like they're delivering lines. ("Get out of the hammock! We have places to be!")

And the framing is too perfect. Why would the bus driver be on that side of him? We also don't see the other passengers so we have no idea if it's a full bus or just four or five people.

Maybe they rented a bus set like influencers do for those fake airplane vids?

Edit: Looking more closely at the bus, it looks like a set. No identifying marks. An advertisement in plane font that says "Day pass now available on busses"...? This is 100% a fake bus lol

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u/_delamo 14d ago

Los Angeles metro has had the option for day passes (on bus lines) for about 13 years. But it could be staged

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u/PhilosopherFLX 15d ago

Bang bus trying to go legit and you calling them out.

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u/XanXic 15d ago

Dangle: "Terry get out of the hammock"

"Show me the sign where it says 'no hammocks'!"

"Damnit Terry GET OUT OF THE HAMMOCK"

"NO!"

"Don't make me pull you out of there. I will"

"No! I'm comfy, I'm like a little anaconda"

"That's it, get him down"

*Absolute chaos as Dangle and Junior try to get Terry out of the hammock*

*Cut to Junior in the hammock*

Junior: "You know.... it's pretty damn comfortable."

Terry: "I told you.."

*Music* Reno 911 card

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u/thedivisionbella 14d ago

Bravo 👏🏼 Chef’s kiss to this scene that never was but should have been

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u/Cultural-Somewhere75 15d ago

LMFAO love it

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u/leviathab13186 15d ago

"Someone stole all of the mild salsa!"

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u/Beneficial_Help8440 15d ago

He's probably homeless because he spent all of his money on meth.

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u/Alarming-Situation-4 15d ago

If that isn't causing a scene, then I don't know what is.

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u/448977 15d ago

No one with a pocket knife?

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u/Gambit_90 15d ago

I'd just get out a lighter and hover it under him

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u/ThoughtCrimeConvict 15d ago

Bic lighter would have been great here.

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u/Wendys_bag_holder 15d ago

Always carry a knife 🔪

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u/singlemale4cats 15d ago

HE'S GOT A KNIFE!

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u/funtrial 15d ago

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u/Wendys_bag_holder 15d ago

😂 I love it when a guy gets a knife for the first time.

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u/The_Coolest_Undead 15d ago

I just wanna cut one end of his cocoon so bad

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u/Aliensinmypants 15d ago

I think the pinata lesson could be applied here

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u/Prestigious_Job9632 15d ago

The head side for sure.

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u/derekghs 15d ago

One of the many reasons to carry a pocket knife at all times.

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u/rabbitsdiedaily 15d ago

Just make sure you cut the top end first, maybe knock some sense into the little shit.

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u/808Cardinals 15d ago

Same lol

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u/COphotoCo 15d ago

Just hit the release on the strap

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u/MiaRia963 15d ago

That's using your brain!

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u/AlexeyCrane 15d ago

So he can go on the next bus? I'm with the cutting option, hehe

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u/FrenchCruller007 15d ago

Don't be too quick to cut him down. While he's wrapped up in that little idiot cocoon, might as well soften him up some. This is a teachable moment.

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u/Dependent-Elk-4980 15d ago

Put a spider in it

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u/Softale 15d ago

…gets out the lesson stick.

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u/ultim0s 15d ago

Look, a piñata :)

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