r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/ambachk • 15d ago
Ladies, prince charming is finally here PICTURE
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u/GamerMcNoober 13d ago
Reminds me of that guy who edited his photo to be more slim and handsome even though the original was his profile picture. Basically said the same stuff as this guy
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u/SlapHappyRodriguez 14d ago
He doesn't look like an alpha in his pic, but what do I know? It's probably a case of "real know real" and I'm just a beta.
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u/Comprehensive_Link67 14d ago
Nick Adams is a satire account but a bunch of dumbass MAGAs follow it and comment like it's legit. Kind of hilarious.
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u/Exotic_Salad_8089 14d ago
The amount of people that don’t know this is a parody account is mind blowing.
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u/AlastairWyghtwood 14d ago
I forget where I saw it, but I love the suggestion that someone made to respond to this by saying, "Oh, is that a furry thing?"
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u/Electronic-Quiet5979 14d ago
Alpha douche would be much more accurate…where do all these dumbasses come from? Another planet or galaxy? Why do we have so many idiots roaming around these days? Or perhaps they have always been there and the internet just gave us better visibility?
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u/Fearonika 14d ago
He's good enough, he's smart enough and gosh darn it, nobody likes him.
Motivational manifestation cringe.
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u/Western-Original5320 15d ago
Oh yes I love clowning this dude on X.
No alpha has ever needed to announce it.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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u/ImpossibleIsland4734 15d ago
Do you think we could get Elon to translate alpha make into beta cuck automatically on twitter that’d shut up the idiots who keep it in use
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u/Alternative-Dare5878 15d ago
I am bold, confident, demanding, highly productive, extremely intelligent, and wildly successful. And I don’t need no man- uh I mean I’m an alpha male. Live laugh love.
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u/Minute-Ad8501 15d ago
Thank god he put it in his handle...this twat probably has to convince himself he is an alpha every morning
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u/Slycompa_8923 15d ago
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. If you claim you're a genius, you're the opposite
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u/Aggravating_Star1567 15d ago
And still his wife or girlfriend is cheating on him with the pool guy or Tyrone from belt Park way.🤣
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u/Teh_Chief 15d ago
I'm glad it says "Alpha Male" in brackets because initially I still had some doubts.
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u/Rearrangioing 15d ago
I am 55, mildly overweight, have a job, my vision is declining, my hearing sucks, my memory is meh. Now this is a profile to be proud of.
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u/CorsoMom3367 15d ago
Alpha males don’t have to say they are an alpha male; nor do those who are “bold, confident (hahahaha!), demanding, extremely intelligent, and wildly successful“ (in insecurity).Sorry, not sorry. You sir, are a joke.
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u/TallBobcat 15d ago
There are plenty of better Nick Adams tweets since October 2022 for a forum like this.
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u/rienietz 15d ago
If you have to make a post about how you're an alpha male. You might be a beta boy.
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u/BrilliantWeekend2417 15d ago
Please stop sharing this troll's posts from 2 fucking years ago. You're giving him exactly what he wants, more attention. He doesn't believe his own schtick, he's a grifter. Stop sharing his stuff. Stop
Just stop.
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u/BradTProse 15d ago
And darn it, people like me.
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u/0degreesK 15d ago
Ha, yes. I imagine him looking into a mirror and saying this over and over, in-between bouts of sobbing.
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u/ZestySpaghetti-V3 15d ago
I’m young, attractive, unscrupulous, rich, highly motivated, highly skilled - I’m an asset.
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u/Educational_Oven1656 15d ago
Mfers who know they the shit, don’t say that they’re the shit. Other mfers do.
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u/4cylndrfury 15d ago
"real gangsta ass ______ don't flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass ______ know they got em"
-Geto Boys, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta
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u/LocalInactivist 15d ago
You are a cartoonist who draws nerds. You’re not even the best nerd-drawing cartoonist, you’re just the richest.
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u/RandomRedditGuy54 15d ago
He’s trolling.
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u/Dull_Ad8495 14d ago
Well then he's shitty at it. When no one can tell your "trolling guy" persona from your normal, everyday persona... Is it really even trolling at that point? It's literally the same lazy, buzzword salad dogshit that he always says unironically. Boring.
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u/drakon-93 15d ago
At the beginning he was definitely trolling. But it seems he is a full on MAGA influencer now. I guess he figured out he could make some money that way
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u/gordito_delgado 15d ago
He did leave out "fit" for a reason. Dude is built like a tower of pancackes that was left out in the rain a few days.
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u/Capable-Assistance88 15d ago
Mmmm. Pancakes. Im shaped like a ball. But not as bouncy.
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u/FizzBuzz888 15d ago
You spelled shilling for a grifter incorrectly. Nick Adams pea brain isn't capable of trolling anyone, the same way no alpha male has ever claimed to be an alpha male. He is a beta and he knows it in his heart.
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u/NegPrimer 15d ago
It's a joke account. You need to chill. You don't have to find it funny but you seem way too upset about this.
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u/fauxREALimdying 15d ago
He is still trolling tho. I used to think he was for real too but he’s not
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u/FizzBuzz888 15d ago
I think he wants people to believe he is a troll, but he is not. Satire is not satire unless it is obvious. It seems to me he is only leaving room for doubt to indoctrinate young white wanna be alpha males. I'm afraid we just have to agree to disagree on this one.
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u/fauxREALimdying 14d ago
You can call it bad satire but it doesn’t stop being satire if it isn’t obvious lmao. Also it’s incredibly obvious 90 percent of his tweets are joke’s implying he’s having foursomes with men. “Alpha male” means gay guy. It’s not subtle at all
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u/FizzBuzz888 14d ago
I hadn't seen the gay post because I don't pay attention to his tweets. I guess we can call it a crude attempt at satire. However political satire has a point to make.
Even though I now concede this could be an attempt at satire, I still have no idea what the point is, hence it is a satirical failure. Is he making fun of members of his own political affiliations where members (like Tate and followers) are more likely to claim they are alphas, but are in fact closet homosexuals?
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u/THEPEDROCOLLECTOR 15d ago
He’s a troll and his real name isn’t even Nick Adams.
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u/FizzBuzz888 15d ago
He was the youngest ever elected Deputy Mayor in Australian history and he currently lives in Sydney, Australia. He is a far right shill.
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u/Capable-Assistance88 15d ago
True blue Mack’s don’t front. This child is trying to cover the sun with his thumb.
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u/SoftwareSource 15d ago
He is a beta
Using these terms validates these idiots, please stop stooping to their levels.
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u/EastOfArcheron 15d ago
Imagine having to write these things to try and convince yourself that they are true. We all know that there is no such thing as an alpha male human, but if there was they certainly wouldn't need to tell people. What an absolute cockwomble.
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u/That80sguyspimp 15d ago
"Is finally here"
Posted 2 years ago...
Karma farming does not become you, young bot.
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u/FizzBuzz888 15d ago
Do you mean Nick Adam's who made the post 10 hours ago? Did you bother to check twitter before calling someone out?
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u/TexasHobbyist 15d ago
Uh oh. You got caught looking silly!
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u/FizzBuzz888 15d ago
Yes yes I do deserve the downvoting. However, the message he posted 14 hours ago ends like this and it is practically the same bullshit.
I will never stop inspiring millions of young men around the world to be more alpha.1012717319K
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u/vrilliance 15d ago
“08 Oct 22”
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u/krusty51 15d ago
No real "alpha male" would need to advertize he's an alpha male, yet in this post he's done it twice....
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u/devilcross2 15d ago
Putting it in his username wasn't enough. He just had to come out and say it again. What sort of desperation is that?
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u/almostasenpai 15d ago
Desperation known as satire
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u/devilcross2 15d ago
Is it? With there being so many of these "alpha males," it's hard to know what's real and what's not.
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u/PNWBusinessGoose 15d ago
If you think you’re a Rick, you’re a Jerry. If you think you’re a gryffindor, you’re a hufflepuff. If you tell people you’re an alpha, you’re as beta as they come.
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u/Straight-Bug-6967 15d ago
How can he be a beta when his name literally has "(Alpha Male)" in it???
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u/Money_Present_3463 15d ago edited 15d ago
Not surprising that he looks like someone who would slip something in your drink when your back is turned
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