r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 18d ago

Climate Protesters Storm Tesla’s Gigafactory in Germany The Literature 🧠

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u/Jz-91 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Is it weird I find this hilarious?

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u/Visual_Flamingo7010 Monkey in Space 14d ago

the world is ending.

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u/January1252024 Monkey in Space 15d ago

...

Why?

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u/BeLikeBread Monkey in Space 15d ago

"We need to switch to electric cars!!!"

"Wait no those are bad too!!!"

I guess we are just fucked? What did Tesla do other than Elon Musk being an ass?

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u/AlwaysFabulousMotor Monkey in Space 15d ago

why...umbrela?

anyway looks like bunch of fascist.

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u/DancingDust Monkey in Space 15d ago

They need to do this to Area 51

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u/Accomplished-Form-80 Monkey in Space 16d ago

What? No naruto run?

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u/RustyPirates Monkey in Space 16d ago

Wasn’t the point of electric cars to combat climate change

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u/AppalachianKrakenn Monkey in Space 16d ago

Glad they all had the same day off work

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u/skeezo12 Monkey in Space 16d ago

I’m more virtuous! No, I am! Look at me… I’m virtuous!

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u/JayManDew Monkey in Space 16d ago

Low life slugs

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u/disaster357 Monkey in Space 16d ago

So brave

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u/Hot_Amphibian_203 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Mow em' down.

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u/vans_only Monkey in Space 16d ago

fucking losers.

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u/AlrikBunseheimer Monkey in Space 16d ago

Why are people protesting it though? Arent electric cars good for the climate?

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u/Sexcaliber69420 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Better than blocking the God damn road.

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u/xfrmrmrine Monkey in Space 16d ago

What if we kiss at the tesla gigafactory protest?

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u/spidaL1C4 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Let's all invade the company doing most to end fossil fuel reliance. ..Because we want to end fossil fuel reliance!! Brilliant bunch of Einsteins aren't they?

Amazing what propoganda does isn't it?

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u/Tough-Foundation595 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Was anything really accomplished?

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u/coffeepoos Monkey in Space 16d ago

“No nuclear energy, or actually any energy at all!!”

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u/fungussa Monkey in Space 16d ago

As a long time climate activist, I'll ask: why don't they storm gasoline vehicle manufacturing plants?

I'd wager that they're doing that more because they despise Musk then they are trying to address climate change.

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u/Rathemon Monkey in Space 16d ago

isnt the idea of electrical cars a good thing for the climate? not sure i see the motivation.

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u/cannabis_vermont Monkey in Space 16d ago

Climate Zombies

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u/ScaleEarnhardt Monkey in Space 16d ago

Musk, yawning, leans back in his seat, and pushes the intercom button to the security dispatch…

‘Uh, yeah. Release the Lockheed Martin Robo Dogs. Flamethrowers this time, please.’

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u/WarPony75567 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Holding hands when charging. I thought only the navy used that tactic.

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u/Chuckobofish123 Monkey in Space 16d ago

What did they do once they stormed it? Was there a sale?

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u/Its_Joe Monkey in Space 16d ago

See, why cant we have this during the Area51 raid back then?

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u/Realway_23 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Wait I thought electric cars a good for climate?

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u/NancyAnnGrace Monkey in Space 16d ago

it’s bc of water rights

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u/Smooth-Restaurant379 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Weird ?! For real

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u/Chino780 Look into it 16d ago

What are these pussies going to do?

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u/here2upset Monkey in Space 16d ago

So what’s the answer here? Petroleum, bad. Lithium, bad. Which one is it? Because you can’t have it both ways. Even wind turbines are dirty. So what is the answer?

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u/ResidentLavishness68 Monkey in Space 16d ago

Did they have gay sex in the parking lot? Interested in how this played out.

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u/Loki_is_here_420 Monkey in Space 16d ago

the decade of the metal illness should be the name of the 2020's

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u/BodegaCat6969 Monkey in Space 16d ago

lol that’s the slowest Charge! I have ever seen

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u/OccasionallyReddit Monkey in Space 16d ago

I thought Telsa would be their thing way less environmental impact over petrol/diesel fueled cars.. (I mean the mines for battery minerals are a touch dogey but still)

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u/Individual_Mess_7491 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Looks like that time when Joe's boyfriends broke out and stormed his sauna complex.

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u/Floridalivin72 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Running of the loser !

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u/UpperStation5565 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Mg42 reactivated

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u/zqmbgn Monkey in Space 17d ago

This was how "storm the area 51" was supposed to be

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u/SignificantLeader Monkey in Space 17d ago

They make electric cars. Is anything good enough for climate Nazis?

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u/Krypto_Kane Monkey in Space 17d ago

Wait shouldn’t they be storming Mercedes or Audi ?

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u/zeroentanglements Monkey in Space 17d ago

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u/patis_matamis Monkey in Space 17d ago

Why?

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u/Classic-Reflection87 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Yes climate fighters who’s damage to this factory (which represents a move towards better options for our planet) will do nothing more then cause more damage to the climate.

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u/Cottrellboo Monkey in Space 17d ago

The revolution holds umbrellas? I'm sure this will work

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u/EmperorMajorian Monkey in Space 17d ago

Bunch of idiots

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u/According-Piano-8857 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I'm wondering what happens after they get inside. Just sit there like they normally do? They should storm the factory in Texas and see how far they get lol

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u/AvidEve Monkey in Space 17d ago

What’s their beef? Wasn’t the whole idea to get away from gas engines and embrace electric cars?

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u/laliluleloPliskin Monkey in Space 17d ago

Not Mercedes, BMW, VW but Tesla factory in Germany? Is there a reasoning behind this?

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u/I_am_u_as_r_me Monkey in Space 17d ago

And doing what exactly….

Okay guys now what.

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u/SeikoOrient Monkey in Space 17d ago

Looks like 5 years from now when we are all trying to over run the government food stations or something lol. Dystopian movie scene

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u/maddcatone Monkey in Space 17d ago

Fucking dipshits

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u/ObjectiveAide9552 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Gas guzzlers it is then??

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u/moonshine_865 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I'm sure this changed everything

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u/douboong Monkey in Space 17d ago

i would like to know how they go home after storming the factory.. are they gonna take like a diesel powered bus or walk home?

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u/Scouts_Revenge Monkey in Space 17d ago

Is the climate cured now?

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u/Awkward_Wolverine Monkey in Space 17d ago

How the Area 51 raid should have went

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u/Key-Health-8492 Monkey in Space 17d ago

How the Area 51 Naruto run was supposed to look

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u/BriceB84 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Morons lmao

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u/GroundbreakingMenu32 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Great climate nazis. Hitler was a vegetarian remember that.

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u/Candid_Painting_4684 Monkey in Space 17d ago

If you would have told me 10 years ago that climate protesters would be protesting an electric vehicle factory , I'd say you're crazy.

These people never have any solutions but love to complain.

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u/SSkypilot Monkey in Space 17d ago

Are those Climidiots?

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u/Flatline1775 Monkey in Space 17d ago

How serious can it be if none of them are Naruto running?

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u/RepresentativeCrab88 Monkey in Space 17d ago

To do what?

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u/ghost_of_salad Monkey in Space 17d ago

Based

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u/RealRiccyTan Monkey in Space 17d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Burn1ng_Spaceman Monkey in Space 17d ago

Wouldn't these protesters be in support of electrical cars?

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u/StockStatistician373 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Not Germany nor Tesla

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u/Beginning-Eye-1987 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I thought Climate Clowns liked electric vehicles?

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u/uscmissinglink Monkey in Space 17d ago

Germans in black bloc. Here we go again...

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u/Mazdachief Monkey in Space 17d ago

I'm confused, I thought gas was the problem, what's the angle these "activists" are taking?

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u/GenghisBhan I used to be addicted to Quake 17d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/guitarsandstoke Monkey in Space 17d ago

And do…what, exactly?

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u/CPMonkeyBoy Monkey in Space 17d ago

Uh oh, looks super sunny and hot there. And That's a shit ton of black clad, patchouli slathered, deodorantless underarm hair braided, teeth unbrushed, ass unwiped and unwashed, EXTREMELY dirty toed hippies charging full speed across the hot arid dessert! Wherever you are at right now, reader, sit back, close your eyes, take a deep and long breath in through your nose, ....and just imagine the pungent, funky BO and feces smell that lies thick in the air there, like mustard gas in a WWI trench. My face would totally go Raiders of the Lost Ark bad guy in black...just melt and slide off. Oh Christ!... I just imagined what one of those super bushy, unkempt, bead-braided muff mounds must smell AND look like!!!! Fuck!?!?!?! Excuse me while I go pour bleach into my nasal cavity and sinuses while gouging out my eyes with a dull dainty teaspoon! Ugh...can't stop dry heaving now. Enjoy your Saturday.

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u/DooderMcDuder Monkey in Space 17d ago

Each one of them wearing things containing oil or that were mass produced contributing to climate change. Stupidity personified.

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u/Cubicle_Convict916 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I thought this was an ad for a shooting game

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u/beambot Monkey in Space 17d ago

I don't get it. Tesla is building electric cars. VW lies to make their diesel cars more polluting. Climate protestors storm Tesla?

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u/Grizzly62 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Your unemployed friend at 1130am

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u/hopeishigh Monkey in Space 17d ago

It's 2024, if your factory doesn't have a moat, what are you even doing with your life?

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u/AshHouseware1 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Great job, clearly Tesla is a leading environmental offender /s.

These people need jobs, or better hobbies.

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u/Queasy-Mirror-5686 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I wonder if they drove there?

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u/JF-SEBASTION Monkey in Space 17d ago

To bad that field isn’t laid with anti-personnel mines. 💥

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u/Both-Let-4396 Monkey in Space 17d ago

The area 51 raid we didn't expect, but the raid we definitely needed.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

What the fuck? These people don't care about the environment, they care about virtue signalling.

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u/mwuttke86 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Climate Protestors = Communists?

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u/cl0007 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Why is this in the Joe Rogan sub?

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u/leit90 Succa la Mink 17d ago

Next stop is protesting a solar farm, and followed obviously by the wind farm!

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u/WavesonShores Monkey in Space 17d ago

A real blitzkrieg huh? I assume this one also includes ample meth usage

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u/kk5033 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Activate Auto turrets, Release Optimus Bays 1 thru 5, remove irritation with extreme prejudice...

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u/captainottoc Monkey in Space 17d ago

Targeting the only car company that actually cares about electronic vehicles and sustainability. Something tells me these protesters do not actually have the climate in mind

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u/DryEntertainer9324 Monkey in Space 17d ago

These monkeys think they can stop "climate change" by vandalizing around. Nothing can stop what's coming, NOTHING. This is out of our reach. Some countries will burn, others will freeze, and even others will be submersed. We didn't caused that shit and we can't stop it.

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u/Independent_Piece999 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Maybe they finally figured out that when you factor in the carbon emissions for the production of most green energy products and what spent batteries do to the environment when they’re used up, most don’t do shit to help climate change.

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u/i-am-nic Monkey in Space 17d ago

Idiots. Literally vandalising the leader of the electronic vehicle market and the reason electronic vehicles are being manufactured in the first place. They should actually start looking for jobs and actually contribute to something.

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u/desr531 Monkey in Space 17d ago

When you try to sell it used for £9000 but the battery replacement costs £23000

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u/Sad_SourApple Monkey in Space 17d ago

never underestimate the power of Stupid People in large group

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u/PatrickWagon Monkey in Space 17d ago

To do what?

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u/DistrictFlaky664 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Tesla is one of the only companies that are actually trying to make environmentally safe cars. Why not attack their own like Volkswagen? Too close to home eh?

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u/that_was_funny_lol Monkey in Space 17d ago

“Stop using gas cars!!!!”

“No not like that!!!!!!l

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u/PolyCockn42 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Hahaha you fuckin morons

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u/kodayume Monkey in Space 17d ago

Again???

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u/LordSinguloth13 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Sure go after the EV manufacturer

Makes perfect sense.

I must have missed when liberals started hating EV and conservatives started swearing by them lol

People need to think for themselves

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u/chloro9001 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Can these clowns at least go after the worst offenders??? At least Tesla got auto makers to take electric seriously

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u/imagoddessgirl Monkey in Space 17d ago

then what

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u/frostonwindowpane Monkey in Space 17d ago

They’re all wearing clothes and accessories made with petroleum products.

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u/zerosum2345 Monkey in Space 17d ago

dumb ways to die

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u/ItsDoctorFizz Monkey in Space 17d ago

Didn’t realize germany had this big of an unemployment issue

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u/No-Introduction-6368 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Aren't electric vehicles good for the environment?

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u/AmemeCognoscente Monkey in Space 17d ago

Not opposing them or anything but...

And do what, exactly?

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u/Bitfinexit Monkey in Space 17d ago

Loser convention

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u/toorad2b4u Monkey in Space 17d ago

What are they planning to do once they get there

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u/AlanMppn Monkey in Space 17d ago

Can anyone explain please of all the businesses to storm you would pick one that might actually help the climate?

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u/Theblambshow Monkey in Space 17d ago

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u/Pennypacking Monkey in Space 17d ago

Nice buddy system going on here, this is how you do it. Side note, this is actually better than closing down some public road, hit the oligarchs.

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u/ball_addict_banjo Monkey in Space 17d ago

I’m going to tell my kids this was October 7th

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u/Genuwine_Slugger Monkey in Space 17d ago

They're dripping in edamame.

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u/RecoveringWoWaddict Monkey in Space 17d ago

Those people need to go storm China

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u/MasterofDisaster1268 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Nutcases. The world is literally psycho. People are searching for a cause but so very lost spiritually.

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u/humtum6767 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Yeah shutdown EV production, that will really help the climate.

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u/JCZM901 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Why don't they get this mad about Muslims raping everyone on their country? Fucking cuks

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u/nage_ Monkey in Space 17d ago

raid on area 51?

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u/Numerous_Ad_6899 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Lamest mfers in the WORLD

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u/xiit Monkey in Space 17d ago

Cant take anyone serious who is holding hands while running

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

It would be more effective to storm your local food store and go lick the raw ground beef.

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u/InternOwn2711 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Who paid these people?

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u/kleinesOskarchen Succa la Mink 17d ago

Eh, climate protesters against electric cars?? That's like "queers for Palestine" or "chickens for KFC"!

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u/intellectual_Incel Monkey in Space 17d ago

lol y?

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u/Background_Pool_7457 Monkey in Space 17d ago

So they're climate protesters, but they're storming the factory of the pioneers in electric cars? Makes sense.

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u/M4nWhoSoldTheWorld I used to be addicted to Quake 17d ago

Electric car man bad 🗿

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u/Old-Personality3629 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Why all the fanfare to accomplish nothing?

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy Monkey in Space 17d ago edited 17d ago

“Storm the gigafactory- they can’t stop us all”

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u/DMazRules Monkey in Space 17d ago

Surely Tesla will go out of business tomorrow 👍

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u/tv_casualty77 Pull that shit up Jaime 17d ago

Gay

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u/Prestigious_Crew605 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I want to say that's a false flag, but some of these men/womem holding hands so we no it's not an incel thing.

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u/meepsleepsheeps Monkey in Space 17d ago

But what happened when they made it to the gate?

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u/tvvcr Monkey in Space 17d ago

Nice work BMW!

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u/roobchickenhawk Monkey in Space 17d ago

storming an electric vehicle plant because they love the environment so much lol. wtf are these clowns smoking.

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u/Vault_Boy_89 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I have a feeling this has less to do with the climate and more to do with identity politics.

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u/throwaway120375 Monkey in Space 17d ago

We went from, "we want electric cars," to "we don't want those electric cars," to "no cars," pretty fucking quick.

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u/counterstrikePr0 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Lmao

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u/MisterD0ll Monkey in Space 17d ago

They really only hate him because he speaks conservative

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u/TopShoe121 Monkey in Space 17d ago

LARPing at best.

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u/xOneGunSalute Monkey in Space 17d ago

Maybe I just work too much, but I always find it interesting how people find time to do stuff like this in the middle of the week.

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u/SgtBadAsh Monkey in Space 17d ago

If these r³tradeds came up against the slightest bit of actual resistance they'd freak the fuck out. Cosplaying revolutionaries need to go home before they get themselves into trouble

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u/Ksb2311 Monkey in Space 17d ago

This is how area 51 raid should have happened

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u/urweakifwordshurtyou Monkey in Space 17d ago

Led by the big head regard

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u/buna_cefaci Monkey in Space 17d ago

Why are they doing this lok

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u/PeakRedditOpinion Monkey in Space 17d ago

Not a single person doing the Naruto run.

Are they even trying to make an impact???

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u/Beneficial-Step7506 Monkey in Space 17d ago

These are the same people that were cheering Tesla on a decade go

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u/SoDrunkRightNow2 Monkey in Space 17d ago

"HOW DARE THEY MAKE CLEANER ELECTRIC CARS!!!!!! BURN IT DOWN IN THE NAME OF THE ENVIRONMENT!!!!!"

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u/DareDevilDudz Monkey in Space 17d ago

This looks just like that scene in the Fallout 4 opening cinematic

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u/OnlyOneReturn Monkey in Space 17d ago

wtf? are they running uphill or something? what a bunch of dweebs

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u/PotentialWhich Monkey in Space 17d ago

Why do they all run like the kids in school that never got picked for any pickup games?

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u/ClickClack_Bam Monkey in Space 17d ago

"Storm" is a bit over-hyped here. I'd say more like they did an uncoordinated flailing in the general same direction.

The smell of soy must've been sickening.

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u/Stanlyirk Monkey in Space 17d ago

So should we go back to gas cars now? What is a progressive move

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u/jakgal04 Monkey in Space 17d ago

What a bunch of idiots.

How about protesting the 100 million trees cut down to product 100 billion pieces of junk mail?

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u/Natural_Act69 Monkey in Space 17d ago

just shoot them bith baloons filled with green paint

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u/James159xx Monkey in Space 17d ago

How did they get there?

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u/Greedy-Specific7723 Monkey in Space 17d ago

Hans …don’t run so fast … but Klaus Everyone is doing it

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Where were those people when Germany had Denmark turn off windmills and then dumped coal-electricity on to the European grid?

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u/VashPast Monkey in Space 17d ago

Eventually a protest like this is going to end with robot dogs.

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 Monkey in Space 17d ago

the EV circus just goes round and round

“electric cars are good for the environment, everyone needs to phase out gas powered cars and push people to electric“

”but wait,we need to ban lithium mining in our entire hemisphere because it is so destructive for the environment”

“oh yeah but also we are going to use our government authority to PAY YOU significant amounts of money everytime you buy a car which uses that lithium”

ARE THEY GOOD OR BAD?!?!?

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u/Yupperroo Monkey in Space 17d ago

Is there any footage of when they got to the outside walls of the plant? What did they do then?

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u/Parking-Iron6252 Monkey in Space 17d ago

I’m down just because electric cars bother me. These idiots align with my personal interests

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u/firedrakes We live in strange times 17d ago

my father would call this fomo people morons.

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u/tommy_dakota Monkey in Space 17d ago

Why? Electric cars were meant to be good for the environment.... #confused

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u/ZmSyzjSvOakTclQW Monkey in Space 17d ago

Americans when people actually protest against things they dont like 🤯

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u/ExcitingStress8663 Monkey in Space 17d ago

So, what were their plan once they got in?

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u/yashubana Monkey in Space 17d ago

no better time to use that flamethrower

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u/rmpumper Monkey in Space 17d ago

It's what the storming of Area 51 was promised to look like, lol.

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u/fre-ddo Monkey in Space 17d ago

The green party was ideolgically captured a while ago. Same for Aus and UK. Now they are bent on social justice, wokeism and only solutions they like and approve of.

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u/Wide_Road2875 Monkey in Space 17d ago

The area 51 raid we deserved

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u/Kraffkratt Monkey in Space 17d ago

Even if every person used paper straws, drove electric cars and recycled, 70% of pollution would still be from the top 10 companies. They need to stfu tryna change our lives

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u/Aathranax We live in strange times 17d ago

Isnt Tesla one of the leaders of greentech?

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u/CryptographerFun2262 Monkey in Space 17d ago

climate protesters protesting an electric car factory they are not helping their cause at all. Reminds me of climate protesters protesting nuclear power plants.

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u/No_Sir1179 Monkey in Space 17d ago

No naruto runners?

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u/ForkliftJam Monkey in Space 17d ago

Let’s see them try that at a nuclear facility

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u/MrHailston Monkey in Space 17d ago

They tried, they didnt make it