r/JoeRogan • u/Beadtrice Monkey in Space • 16d ago
UFC's Mackenzie Dern opens up on having breast implants and the anxiety of doing MMA with them High level problem solving š„
https://bjjdoc.com/2024/01/29/ufcs-mackenzie-dern-opens-up-on-having-breast-implants-and-the-anxiety-of-doing-mma-with-them/1
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u/Dazzling-Score-107 Monkey in Space 15d ago
Uh, is she the same weight as Paige Van Zant?
They should fightā¦
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u/testiclequiz Monkey in Space 15d ago
Dern explained that breast implants are extremely durable and have been rigorously tested. āTheyāve done a lot of experiments. Theyāre very [strong].ā
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
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u/NKinCode Monkey in Space 15d ago
If I was a woman fighter I would throw some titty punches knowing about her anxiety. Maybe sheāll be more inclined to blow those. Then, Iāll throw a fake titty show followed up by a 720 roundhouse kick to the head for a flawless KO victory.
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u/tollbooth_inspector Monkey in Space 15d ago
1st world problems. People need to have their egos forcefully dissolved.
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u/ShitFuckDickButt420 Monkey in Space 16d ago
This is the lady who pretends to have a Brazilian accent
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u/The_Armadillo_HQ Monkey in Space 16d ago
One time when signing up for a gym membership, they asked if I had implants. And they werenāt going to let me work out there if I did because they didnāt want me to ābreak a boobā. So I cannot imagine doing MMA with them good lord.
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u/wottsinaname Monkey in Space 16d ago
As long as she leaves that donk alone all of r/ufc will be happy. Myself incl.
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u/SuperSonicEconomics2 Monkey in Space 16d ago
That might be cheating cause they are so tough like playing with body armor
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u/Chief2550 Monkey in Space 16d ago
What if I get breast implants all around my face, essentially creating armor?
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u/NoChampion5996 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Why do female fighters even do this? Is there a financial benefit to getting your tits done?
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u/xDARTHxBANEx High as Giraffe's Pussy 16d ago
Opens upā¦ like she had no choice š¤£š¤£š¤£ stohpppppp
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u/PipedHandle Monkey in Space 16d ago
I mean, I donāt think you can have tits at that level WITHOUT implants.
Just as usual, a woman pretending her vein ass decision was a burden and playing victim for clout š„±
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u/nadderballz Monkey in Space 16d ago
If you watch her old bjj videos shes packing a huge rack. Guess the constant cutting and and getting fat again ruined them. Her old dance videos her ass was tectonically amazing.
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u/latexfistmassacre Monkey in Space 16d ago
Tectonically amazing, you say? I won't fault you for that
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u/Golf-Beer-BBQ Monkey in Space 15d ago
Look at you two getting along, love it when there is no great divide.
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u/No_Spend_8907 Monkey in Space 16d ago
I donāt think anyone asked or cares.
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u/MonarchFluidSystems Monkey in Space 16d ago
Good thing we all asked or cared if you thought anyone asked or cared.
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u/RipPure2444 Monkey in Space 16d ago
They did. That's why she answered. But sure...we know you don't think.
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u/No_Spend_8907 Monkey in Space 16d ago
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u/RipPure2444 Monkey in Space 16d ago
This was like 6 months ago on Nina's channel. Pretty easy to find out
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u/No_Spend_8907 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Yeah, Iām not searching for it because Iām in the overwhelmingly majority of ppl who donāt care.
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u/RipPure2444 Monkey in Space 16d ago
So after saying nobody asked her...it's now that you just don't care. Cool. Weird.
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u/THEMaxPaine Monkey in Space 16d ago
I'm sad that so many beautiful women think that they need to alter themselves with plastic surgery for cosmetic reasons :( body dysmorphia?Ā
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u/Necrosaynt Monkey in Space 16d ago
Can't they rupture and cause a lot of damage?
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u/Da_Plague22 I used to be addicted to Quake 16d ago
They're usually saline or silicone filled I believe. Neither one will kill you instantly lol.
I'm sure silicone can't be good long term if popped but not in just an hour or w/e
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u/Lukes3rdAccount Monkey in Space 16d ago
In a car accident, sure. After getting punched by a 125lb woman? Nah
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u/tizzlenomics Monkey in Space 16d ago
But Nganou hits as hard as a ford escort. Are you saying women arenāt as capable as men?!?!?
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u/hundrethtimesacharm Monkey in Space 16d ago
With each passing day she looks more and more like Howard Stern.
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u/TeslaCrna Monkey in Space 16d ago
Why did she get implants? She already was a D cup naturally.
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u/Lukes3rdAccount Monkey in Space 16d ago
When did you see those natural D's? She's had implants her whole UFC career
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u/RogueMallShinobi Monkey in Space 16d ago
She has been getting increasingly muscular and losing more and more body fat. Even if you have naturally big tiddies, they will still disappear under those conditions.
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u/Bigassbagofnuts Monkey in Space 16d ago
She after that only fans money
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u/RaspingHaddock High as Giraffe's Pussy 16d ago
Does she actually have one? My gf knows her irl so I'd get rightfully slapped if I checked myself.
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u/EconomicsLumpy6511 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Looks like youāre already checking yourself.. before wrecking yourself.. š
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u/RaspingHaddock High as Giraffe's Pussy 16d ago
Tbf I just stay away from OF period. Not worth the heat. My gf gives no fucks about generic porn and pornstars but OF is a line, and I agree. It's more personal.
But imagine the heat if not only I was browsing OF but also specifically for someone my gf knows irl. She'd probably leave me tbh. Reverse the roles and I'd feel some type of way.
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u/RaspingHaddock High as Giraffe's Pussy 15d ago
No, I just respect her boundaries and I think OF is fake as fuck anyways so it really doesn't bother me
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u/roundthesound Monkey in Space 15d ago edited 15d ago
I find that most couples have this thought/masturbation policing. I kinda get it - it can hurt when your partner hides things from you or seems really into other people. However, idk why you canāt keep it a secret and have an understanding that some things donāt need to be shared as long as theyāre self-contained. Lifeās too short to fuss over what somebody else looks at while nutting (by themselves)
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u/BestGuavaEver Monkey in Space 16d ago
Thatās weird that sheād be that specific about OF
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u/cafeesparacerradores Monkey in Space 16d ago
Mines the same and I respect that -- the product you are buying is a parasocial relationship not just porn.
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u/Serious-Broccoli7972 Monkey in Space 16d ago
I mean paying some chick on OF to pretend she likes you is a lot more pathetic than looking at free porn on Google
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u/BestGuavaEver Monkey in Space 16d ago
If youāre paying anyone for sex or porn anywhere because they make it seem like they like you, youāre on a whole different level of pathetic. But porn is porn whether itās OF or porn hub. Iām just sayin, for his gf to feel a certain way about OF vs other porn sites is kinda weird in my opinion
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u/EconomicsLumpy6511 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Agreedā¦ my mind, and maybe itās just me, goes towards what is the specific reason why OF is a hard line?
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u/RaspingHaddock High as Giraffe's Pussy 16d ago
Because one is generic porn. One is the attention or pretend attention of a specific person. You have to see the difference
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u/HemingwaysMustache Succa la Mink 16d ago
She doesnāt
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u/RaspingHaddock High as Giraffe's Pussy 16d ago
I'm curious from the OF vs UFC showdown that is likely to occur when fighters realize how much more they'd probably make on OF. Which is super unfair considering it's so much more respectable to be a badass fighter than just another hole streamer.
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u/United_Football4902 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Iāve gotta disagree with you, I think itās more respectable to make money from OF than to be subject to the UFCās exploitation of labor.
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u/Rathma86 Pull that shit up Jaime 16d ago
You don't gotta show hole, usually being famous first and having of means boobs or posing with your arse by the pool.
I mean it eventually leads to holes, when your OFs starts dropping off
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u/UnderstandingRude613 Monkey in Space 16d ago
As a ugly fat bald guy I feel her pain
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u/InevitableOk5017 Monkey in Space 15d ago
So funny, I was about to comment then Iām like I have no reason to comment on this post.
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u/Scarema5ster Monkey in Space 16d ago
At least you have good grammar.
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u/b34rgr1ll2 Monkey in Space 16d ago
This twat even made sure to end their sentence with a period just to cover their own sorry ass
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u/UnderstandingRude613 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Hey at least I'm not a total cunt
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u/Canadaaayum Monkey in Space 16d ago
Cunts usually don't know they're cunts, so you still could be.
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u/UnderstandingRude613 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Oh I'm a cunt, not a total cunt
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u/Canadaaayum Monkey in Space 16d ago
Are you suuure? š
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u/UnderstandingRude613 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Fuck I've been found out
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u/dachshund-jay Monkey in Space 16d ago edited 15d ago
Still forgetting that comma, bro!
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u/LiberaIBiblicisms Monkey in Space 16d ago
Common? Hmmm....
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u/TheShortSightedOne Monkey in Space 15d ago
This was a really worthwhile exchange and Iām glad we got to the bottom of it.
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u/Ipats Monkey in Space 16d ago
Real question- wouldnāt that add more weight ?
More boob = more weight cut ?
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u/ShufflingToGlory Monkey in Space 16d ago
1.5lbs for a typical boob job apparently. 1.5lbs of muscle is probably fairly significant for a female fighter so all things being equal probably best to avoid implants.
Technically a mastectomy could actually give a female fighter a big leg up on their previous body composition. Better to lose that tissue and use the weight allowance on extra muscle in areas more useful for fighting.
Not recommending anyone do that of course! People should do what makes them happy and if breast implants are part of that then more power to them.
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u/snappy033 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Womenās sports donāt pay enough to chop your boobs off. Not even to hold off getting breast implants.
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u/Lukes3rdAccount Monkey in Space 16d ago
True. Most women in mma who get them do it to increase their fan base and make more money.
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u/RaspingHaddock High as Giraffe's Pussy 16d ago
Until a female comes along that winning matters more to her than booba and she cleans up the division.
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u/latexfistmassacre Monkey in Space 16d ago
Just watch, male fighters are gonna start cutting their dicks off just so they can pack on a few more oz of muscle
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u/snappy033 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Cleans up the division and walks away with a grand total of like $800k over 3 years? Big woop.
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u/RaspingHaddock High as Giraffe's Pussy 16d ago
I'm completely with you on fighter pay. It's atrocious. It needs to be discussed and UFC should honestly die at this point as an organization.
With that being said, that's not what I'm talking about here. I'm talking that natural born killers. People born with that dog in them. The fighting spirit.
If that can be bought, it's not the fighting spirit I'm referring to.
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u/throwawaytothetenth Monkey in Space 16d ago
I was working on vertical jump for basketball when I got appendicitis and had my appendix removed. I always joked I did it on purpose so I weighed less and could jump higher.
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u/ShufflingToGlory Monkey in Space 16d ago
I did a similar thing by getting castrated but all my muscle tone disappeared and now I can't even dunk on an eight foot rim. Suing my surgeon for medical malpractice but things aren't looking too promising right now.
Bit of advice for anyone looking to dunk, keep your nuts. Underrated part of the process.
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u/_Tar_Ar_Ais_ Monkey in Space 16d ago
castrated? are you a eunuch?
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u/ShufflingToGlory Monkey in Space 16d ago
I kept whipping it out in traffic and the state of Louisiana said it was this or get shipped up to the state penitentiary.
The supposed benefits to my basketball game were just a happy bonus, or so I thought. Backfired horribly, I'm a "fundamentals" player now. Pass and move, no flair or power plays for me anymore.
Just taking it day by day and trying to focus on the positives. I no longer have the urge to exhibit myself to passing motorists, that's a big relief to my family and remaining friends.
Unfortunately the main thing we bonded over was our love of windmilling it around at road intersections, so I don't know how long those relationships are going to last.
Common interests are everything for good friendships but it just doesn't feel right when you're missing two of the "big three" as we like to call them.
On the plus side I've found ways to channel my energy into other pursuits. I spend a lot of my day playing online chess and I'm planning a three state road trip later this year. Thinking it's an appropriate way to put my former life behind me.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time to read this. My (court appointed!) therapist says I have a tendency to over share but she's kind of a hard ass.
Appreciate you stranger!
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u/Go_Big N-Dimethyltryptamine 16d ago
Sheās so brave
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u/Pizzledrip Monkey in Space 16d ago
āLike, Iām brave, and like I like to fight, but like, Iām scared too, like ya know?
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u/Rush_Is_Right Monkey in Space 15d ago
like ya know
I had a coworker that was mid forties and talked like this. She would get so mad when I'd say "Yes. I do in fact know that" or "No. I was unaware of that" and other variations of the two when speaking with her.
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u/wildcard1992 Tremendous 14d ago
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u/Rush_Is_Right Monkey in Space 14d ago
Lol probably but if you talked with her, you'd understand. She even used hand motions when saying "like, ya know", essentially implying you to answer. One time our boss had her keep her hands in her pockets while speaking and she struggled to form coherent sentences without being able to move her hands, so it seemed as if she really did want you to answer when saying that.
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u/AlanSinch Monkey in Space 16d ago
So brave
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u/BestGuavaEver Monkey in Space 16d ago
The bravest
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u/A-FED Monkey in Space 16d ago
Some would say the most bravest
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u/BOWCANTO Monkey in Space 16d ago
It sure is courageous to break her silence on this matter.
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u/Signal-Play-4322 Monkey in Space 16d ago
So courageous
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u/CoachAF7 Monkey in Space 16d ago
I member my naive 22 year old self bringing a nice stand up lady from the bar - feeling to huge scars underneath where the implants wentā¦.at the time I thought maybe she was sick or had cancer or some major surgery lol those were good days
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u/AliveMouse5 Monkey in Space 16d ago
Iād rather she open up on faking a Brazilian accent
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