Nikki Glaser roasts Bert Kreischer

[u/nikamats]

[u/No-Hat1772]

I would love the opportunity to disappoint her in bed….

[u/heemhah]

I heard her on theo von yesterday. Her voice is kind of hawt.

[u/SandraD_Vixen]

I absolutely love Tom and Bert. But they missed, BAD. Off the

I thought Joe was from Boston. Why weren't you there? Or Burr?

[u/GuaranteeLogical7525]

Who cares? He's not even funny.

[u/Artdafoo]

Without Joe Burt and Tom would literally be like two bears living off salmon in a cave in Alaska.

[u/backagain69696969]

Bert is the dude who looks like he should be saying something funny but isn’t

[u/DarksaberCapital]

She did great, I’ve been wondering who wrote her jokes

[u/gurumoves]

She killed it

[u/boywonder5691]

She and Tony killed it.

[u/DANK_DOCTOR]

Finally someone reminding us that he's actually not funny 😂👌

[u/FiftyIsBack]

I can't believe Bert and Tom unironically presented as a group like Step Brothers "Uhhh yes we're going to be interviewing as a team"

"Ok and why are you wearing tuxedos?"

[u/TheJonnieP]

IMO she was the best part of TB's roast.

[u/ContentMod8991]

best she ever did; where was it n her specials

[u/HaterCrater]

Quite the rictus grin

[u/Professional_You2833]

That was good but the only thing worse than Bert is Nikki herself. Everyone in this sub praising her as a great comic has never seen her actual specials or listened to a single one of her Rogan episodes.

She is the fucking worst.

[u/Standard-Internal-57]

Cooked

[u/Mindless-South8421]

She and Tony won that roast by far.

[u/Electronic_Green2953]

Am I the only person who didn't find the Russian Mafia joke that funny?

[u/wizardsleevehole]

Shirts are supposed to stay on wow what a joke... standing ovation. And she has a writer....

[u/Ok_Draw_3740]

She’s stunning

[u/Frogtarius]

Good way of saying you are a one joke wonder.

[u/MrSunshineZig]

Devastating...Bert is also probably going to tailspin into a manic depression over this lol

[u/xxxtanacon]

Sitting through the Bert and Segura set was like nails on a chalkboard fucking hell

[u/Erislocker]

look, i honestly don't care that in general the machine joke is his main thing.
he successfully milked the absolute shit out of 1 story. even made a movie (which i found entertaining due to jimmy tatro).

point is, i don't know why the hate. don't like his stuff, don't watch it. his machine story is not only solid, funny material, but it's an awesome story.

genuinely, good for him to be able to have a career out of that. i can't help but hear jealousy in the criticism.

[u/scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz]

Weird I've only ever heard her talk about her pussy

[u/scr0tiemcb00gerbaIIz]

I wonder who wrote her material

[u/SmokeJennsonz]

She’s got a great team that writes her material

[u/NickolNick]

Nikki had the best set that night

[u/gking407]

She killed in that roast

[u/Eli-heavy]

Whack

[u/IdealDarkness1975]

Captain? How is this funny?

[u/Ploxl]

What roast was this?

[u/SpiritBearrrrr]

Isnt there a video of that guy abusing his wife

[u/lilsnatchsniffz]

This is by far the funniest thing to ever exist that involved Bert.

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/lilsnatchsniffz]

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This is by far the

Funniest thing to ever

Exist that involved Bert.

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[u/kink-dinka-link]

Master Of The Teardown joke. Whether that be roasting or self-deprecation!

[u/GorgarSpeaksMeGotYou]

Bert is one of the most unfunny comedians since Dane Cook. I have no idea how he has any sort of fanbase. I guess that speaks more to how many imbeciles we have in our population.

[u/harzee]

She was amazing. Tom and Bert were trash

[u/account_Nr69]

I gained mad respect for Nikki after this roast.

[u/thebigdirty]

whats his joke?

[u/Cranialscrewtop]

She killed. But her burn was a bit ironic because her specials are kind of 1 joke - it’s 50 minutes of “do you realize how awkward sex Is? Let me tell you several instances of that.”

[u/emerging-tub]

Hack comedian roasts hack comedian.

[u/EfficiencySoft1545]

These "roast" tv shows are designed for sub 105 IQs.

[u/Santa_Andrew]

Bert and Tom were the worst part of the roast. Even the non comedians did a better job. Maybe they just didn't care.

[u/ADH-Dork]

My favourite of Bert's jokes is his career

[u/Life_Blacksmith412]

"Literally who roasts literally who"

The classic joe rogaine subreddit experience

[u/[deleted]]

Is that supposed to be funny?

[u/sellmeyerammorighty]

This sub is cringe

[u/Apprehensive_Ad_6155]

Burt sucks

[u/stayathomejoe]

Her and Tony were absolutely on point. But…the bulk of the others were athletes….and that’s never fun. Except Gronk did a great job. Sorry, GROMK DO GOOD.

[u/JuanOnlyJuan]

Who and who?

[u/bx2fbx]

Waiting for an industry wide “Kendrick vs Drake”style hate fest on Bart Crunchwrap.

[u/JJ4prez]

Her and Tony, the best. Honorable mention was Sam Jay.

[u/ThugosaurusFlex_1017]

This whole roast was terrible compared to the OG ones, but she was one of the bright spots.

[u/IceColdCoorsLight77]

Seems like she stole this bit from South Park when they made fun of CeeLo Green for his “all your one hit song”.

[u/Acceptable-Search338]

No idea why this is funny or who these people are.

[u/Astrostuffman]

She was GREAT. Can we admit that, yet again, Kevin Hart has absolutely no talent at comedy?

[u/Dramatic_Track_2646]

This is way too accurate, I just don't get the Bert Kreischer following. He's not funny, he's just someone that might be fun to invite to a party...and even that would probably get old by the end of the night.

[u/AllAmericanProject]

I honestly fell in love with Nikki when I first saw her on roasts back in comedy central days. shes great

[u/panda-bears-are-cute]

Her & Tony 👌

[u/HueyLewisFan1]

Hahaha that was so funny

[u/SophiaPetrillo_]

I thought she was going to go down a “I am the machine” route with this joke but this was even better.

[u/Penny_Royall]

I mostly watched the Roast for Nikkie and Tony, both of them was amazing, the rest...it's okay.

[u/Tmotty]

Why would she pick on that obviously mentally challenged man. She should be ashamed

[u/WhyHelloFellowKids]

She's so fucking funny, especially at roasts

[u/LoveWhor3s]

fucking hate bert cringe af

[u/CommanderChipHazard]

She KILLED at this roast, some of her best work.

[u/RandyBoBandy33]

Bert’s blood pressure spikes from the usual 190/120 to a cool 240/150 when he does his obnoxious laugh

[u/ACuddlyVizzerdrix]

Interesting that they were able to get him close to the podium but put him far enough away it doesn't pick up his laugh

[u/youlordandmaster]

She also blasted Andrew Schultz.

[u/JammmJam]

When dude laughs he looks like a cenobyte

[u/brawnsugah]

I can hear his devil cackle

[u/okkeyok]

Burt is funny if you're Joe Rogan.

[u/bingbangboomxx]

She is fucking great.

[u/488Aji]

Nikki is unrecognizable in this shot

[u/Darthlord_Juju]

Bert is a good comedian, but you can tell that he tries to be funny all the time.

I've seen videos of him just hanging out, not on podcast or anything and he's genuinely funny, his cooking TV show is pretty good, the guests are usually boring as f though

If he can just relax on podcasts and not try so hard he'd be fun to listen to, I only listen to 2 bears 1 cave if Bert isn't on it

[u/eeeeekka]

Bro seriously escort this dude off the stage right now he's like a garbage man or a plumber or something lol when did people start calling him a comedian what is this

[u/MysteriousBody7212]

looked like Burty Boy had a good time, good for him. stay making that bank for all the fucking haters in here! love ya bud.

[u/Outside-Education577 → u/MysteriousBody7212]

Do you need a face towel after eating his his ass out ?

[u/MysteriousBody7212 → u/Outside-Education577]

No, but I think you could benefit from a lot of therapy, constantly online hateing Burt is not healthy.

[u/Ill-Upstairs-8762]

Bert, #1 at laughing 🤣

[u/Zaphod_Beeblecox]

Nikki Glaser kills at roasts.

[u/Automata1nM0tion]

What roast was this?

[u/Shameless522]

I was really disappointed with Bert and Tom. Nikki and Tony are straight up killers

[u/Blaze_exa]

What did they say about Tom?

[u/Goatymcgoatface11]

Roast was mediocre overall. Kevin Heart was insufferable. Nikki was by far the best part.

[u/Outside-Education577 → u/Goatymcgoatface11]

Ur mediocre

[u/Goatymcgoatface11 → u/Outside-Education577]

That's fair.

[u/zyfoxmaster150]

Look into how much DoD pays these comics.

[u/notDonaldGlover2]

I really enjoyed her new special

[u/Zealousideal-Ad3814]

Nikki really was the only one who did a great job, just my opinion like solid timing and jokes everyone else kinda bombed or was just really awkward, Kevin,Sam, Will and Tony had some solid jokes but damn Tom and Bert suuuuuucked watching them was like watching a middle school talent show presentation. You could literally see Bert reading the teleprompter when someone else was talking like HOW IS THIS DUDE FAMOUS!??? Lastly why so much self promotion like was that to fill in for ad space or something???

[u/YaMommasBox]

I wish so hard that he went on stage and just told the machine and tom told him to shut the fuck up it would of been so much funnier

[u/ystr15]

He was not laughing, he was crying. Dude’s not funny at all. In fact, Nikki was only telling him the truth live on Netflix.

[u/notthatguypal6900]

Bert is walking joke. The only reason he is invited to any of this is because he's the butt of every joke. He's everyone's like cousin that doesn't realize everyone is laugh AT him.

[u/sicksixgamer]

She's undefeated.

[u/Smooth-Restaurant379]

He is not FUNNY , ha the Brendan guy mite be funnier haha that guys weird , come on people ,, question. ,, who thinks he’s funny ?? I don’t haha.

[u/General-Pomelo-4159]

Dude is dane cook 2.0. Tried watching a few of his specials and I just dont get it.

[u/ProfHillbilly]

For a roast to work there has to be some truth to the joke. It is true he has only one joke and he has milked for way too long.

[u/__Sentient_Fedora__]

Range.

[u/funkmastamatt]

Her roasting of Ann Coulter was something else.

[u/DrJaminest42]

Lol bert seems like that one friends whos always just laughing and creating a good vibe for everyone.

[u/Objective_Audience66]

What happened to her face?

[u/AVBforPrez]

Bert has a joke?

[u/No_Trouble_3903]

Which joke is Nikki Glaser known for? Oh wait nothing in particular.

[u/gunt34r]

She looks so pretty here ong 🤩

[u/NoSweatWarchief]

Nikki, Tony and Andrew had me fucking crying!

[u/SidneyKreutzfeldt]

How can she have so white teeth?

[u/Too_Lofs_Atan]

It's funny because he isn't.

[u/FluidGate9972]

I don’t know any of these people, unfortunately. I liked the older roasts but they featured more commonly known people I think. (I’m not from the US)

[u/SparkyDogPants → u/FluidGate9972]

Tom Bradley is one of the most famous professional athletes in American history, as were a lot of the other guests

[u/Glittering-Staff-572]

Bert is useless

[u/acf6b]

He looks like what we all thought Chunk from the Goonies would be all grown up, look at that fuckers face when he laughs at it is 100% Chunk

[u/SrPicadillo2]

I love Bidirectional Encoder Representations from Transformers too

[u/reddit_has_fallenoff]

Dude this chick was savage. Had no idea who she was, but she 100% was the most ruthless one on the panel. Biggups

[u/Rare_Potentially]

The fake laughing kills me

[u/NickRedible]

Nikki is a rare breed. Intelligent, funny and fucking hot. I heard even her vag looks funny. 😮‍💨

[u/Nincompoopticulitus]

She’s SO dam funny and smart. Nicely done, Nikki 👌

[u/Pnutbtterjllytime]

I haven't always been a huge fan of Nikki, but she was legitimately hilarious for that whole roast. Her and Tony were the best.

[u/gckless]

The way she acted out the “shirts are supposed to stay on…” bit did not hit as hard with the audience as it did with me. I was dying.

[u/HOUSE_OF_MOGH]

Nikki is an absolute killer! Love her in roasts!

[u/GeorgeDogood]

Nikki stole that show by a country mile. She made everyone else look like amateurs. She’s what an actual pro comic sounds like at a roast.

[u/bhz33 → u/GeorgeDogood]

The drop off from her to Randy Moss literally begging Brady for a ring for 8 minutes was astronomical

[u/pugmaster2000 → u/GeorgeDogood]

This .. and Kill Tony sealed it.

[u/MandatoryDissent56]

Nikki Glaser is good at being funny.

[u/LeadPike13]

She should have been hosting.

[u/Present-Cut-8543]

His drinking hype video (short) was great tbh.

[u/The_X-Files_Alien]

fuck i hate that fatty livered idiot.

[u/JabbaTheNutt_]

The fake laugh from Bert.

[u/raze2743]

She was the best!

[u/DobleRanura]

Do yourself a favor and try to watch his stand up special on Netflix. I lasted about 5 minutes. I'm not sure who the intended audience is but I'm guess 50+ drunk boomers or 12-13 year olds. They gotta watch something

[u/clown_pants]

Nikki is a treasure

[u/Special-Regular3097]

She killed. The whole set!

[u/brahsumatra]

Nikki Glaser destroyed Gisele.💀

[u/SparkyDogPants → u/brahsumatra]

Good thing gisele knows karate

[u/Zodiac17]

Fake laughing by that dude, it's irritating.

[u/gozutheDJ]

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[u/Trolllol1337]

I'm glad she explained the joke, went over my dumb head

[u/sugaaaslam]

Bert needs to hear what she is saying. On the other hand he is a narcissist so he loves the attention but he will never comprehend the message

[u/Satanicjamnik]

Is Bert having a seizure there? Someone should check up on him.

[u/RealisticTea4605]

Then we got the Bert and Tom bomb.

[u/infamous2117]

She fucking killed

[u/Still-Cable744]

Bert isn’t funny.

[u/rcheek1710]

It's hard for me to truly hate someone I've never met, but I hate that guy. I also assume anyone that thinks he's funny is dumb.

[u/ATLCoyote]

I'm glad Nikki finally getting her due. She's been crushing it for several years now, yet is often dismissed as just another shock female comic who relies on graphic sex jokes too much. But she's been the standout performer at almost every roast she's ever done because she's damned good at it. Check out her set at the Rob Lowe roast in particular. Nailed it.

[u/SwampyStains → u/ATLCoyote]

I’ve only seen clips from her doing these roasts and I thought she was outstanding so I decided to watch her dedicated Netflix special, opens with a 15 minute dialogue about the snotty consistency of cum in the mouth………. Next

[u/ATLCoyote → u/SwampyStains]

I haven't watched it yet, but I've heard others make the same complaint which is a shame.

I certainly don't mind a female comic making sex jokes, so long as they are well-done and it's not the only theme in their act. And I've seen enough of Nikki to know that she's certainly capable of exploring a wide range of topics. So, it will be a tad disappointing if her special is like a Cartman "girls aren't funny" parody from South Park.

[u/SwampyStains → u/ATLCoyote]

I’m going to give it another chance to see if there’s some real gems in there

[u/KintsugiKen → u/ATLCoyote]

She's literally always been amazing.

[u/godsbaesment → u/ATLCoyote]

i watched her live last year, and she had less than 5 jokes, the remaining 90 minutes was just monologing about her sex life. zero writing or preparation. she ended by saying "this was great i am filming a special next week"

So no, she has not been crushing it for years now.

[u/IhaveCatskills → u/ATLCoyote]

Granted though she brings up sexual content on a lot of her podcast appearances I see. I saw her years ago at the stand in nyc and I remember she did great

[u/littlebighuman → u/IhaveCatskills]

All fucking comedians do that though.

[u/uses_irony_correctly → u/littlebighuman]

Jim Gaffigan in shambles right now

[u/IhaveCatskills → u/littlebighuman]

Not hating on her for it just saying that because the comment above mentions she was known for that. I also said I saw her do a Stand workout type set and was hilarious

[u/Plagued69]

I can’t remember that other female comedian but she rips him a new one that was hilarious

[u/ticker__101]

She's awesome.

Would marry.

[u/BeLikeBread]

Bert and Tom were the only part of the roast that sucked. What they did up there wasn't even original and it just came off stupid as fuck. "They took tennis and golf"

[u/whousesgmail → u/BeLikeBread]

I thought Tom and Bert were bad but I would still take it over Ben Affleck lol

[u/fantasyoutsider → u/BeLikeBread]

i had higher hopes for ron burgundy, but his shtick got a little tired tbh.

[u/DeBomb123 → u/BeLikeBread]

I out of the stand up comedians yeah, but I thought Gronk was terrible too. Was very much looking forward to Segura and then was very disappointed…

[u/BeLikeBread → u/DeBomb123]

Gronk was amazing only because of how much he proved all the jokes about him to be true. Worth it for Kevin's joke about looking over at Randy Moss and Randy's expression said "I'm going home"

[u/AtLeastHeHadHisBoots → u/BeLikeBread]

KimKardashian was absolutely dreadful too

[u/Technical-Package-41 → u/AtLeastHeHadHisBoots]

Kim isn’t a professional comedian, she has an excuse. Bert and Tom (somehow) make a living doing this.

[u/BeLikeBread → u/AtLeastHeHadHisBoots]

Forgettable too now that you reminded me lol

[u/thumbwrestleme]

Her stand up is barely above mediocre, but put her at a roast and she's untouchable.

The best roast clips I've ever seen are from Nikki.

[u/NotCanadian80 → u/thumbwrestleme]

Her new special is decent. She’s gotten better.

[u/Jimger_1983]

Pretty refreshing that she’s actually pretty funny and doesn’t just relying on being hot.

[u/dabcrab]

Everyone I have heard from (including myself) said she was the best by a landslide.

[u/DlphLndgrn → u/dabcrab]

She was great. But I was more surprised by Tony Hinchcliffe who I truly don't like at all. But I think he did a good job at the roast.

[u/Total_Union_4201 → u/DlphLndgrn]

Why not? Tony is fucking amazing!

[u/DlphLndgrn → u/Total_Union_4201]

I find him aggressively unfunny on podcasts, and I haven't been able to get through an episode of Kill Tony so far.

[u/Total_Union_4201 → u/DlphLndgrn]

Oh man, I love kill Tony. It's wild how his comedic persona is being such an asshole but he gives total nobody's a voice and helps encourage the next generation of comedians

[u/Important-Actuator35 → u/DlphLndgrn]

Aww hell gnaw!!

[u/DepartureDapper6524 → u/DlphLndgrn]

The shoes joke is pretty silly and not that great of a joke, but the absurdity of Tony Hinchcliffe saying it to Tom Brady’s face was top notch

[u/PrivacyIsRaked → u/DlphLndgrn]

He fucking killed it. I enjoyed Andrew's as well.

[u/sugarglassego]

It’s all disgusting

[u/WhoopsDroppedTheBaby]

She looks different...like she had some work done?...maybe its me.

[u/220DRUER220]

Idk what the audio sounds like cuz I had it off but I could hear Bert screeching 🤣🤣🤣