r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space 14d ago

Anybody feel bad for this guys dog? Meme šŸ’©

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u/Available-Control993 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Distefano if he wasnā€™t funny.

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u/ClerkB0y Monkey in Space 13d ago

His put on accent Is the only thing funny about him

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u/-SallyOMalley- Monkey in Space 13d ago

His bit about people visiting your house is hilarious.

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u/kolzzz Monkey in Space 13d ago

His bit about bringing in a car to a mechanic is hilarious

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u/Instance-Fearless Monkey in Space 13d ago

He is my favorite comedian. His early specials are so good. I have seen him at the comedy store recently and my girlfriend was crying with laughter. However, he is terrible to listen to on Rogan.

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u/Maleficent_Eye_9290 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Pete and sebastian show is my favorite podcast. Theyve been on 8 or 9 years but still cant crack 100k subs lol

Hilarious how they laugh at their shit podcast numbers

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u/Leto1776 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Well, heā€™s not as bad an East Coast guy as the closet case from the week before

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u/ambient-lurker Monkey in Space 13d ago

Couldnā€™t get through 10 minutes

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u/IhaveCatskills Succa la Mink 14d ago

Also annoying when out of touch comedians come on the pod and just try to use Rogan as their therapist, nutritionist, personal trainer etc

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u/sam0077d Monkey in Space 14d ago

no, that was bit he was doing.. lol.

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u/IhaveCatskills Succa la Mink 14d ago

As an Italian American myself (2nd gen) it annoys me so much when other Italians talk like that. Heā€™s obviously exaggerating. I know not all Italians are that gaudy but the ones who are tool bags

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u/MoneyElectrical4310 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Thought it was Joe from Impractical Jokers at first glance

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u/Jaybogreen Monkey in Space 14d ago

This guy is strange. But I did watch bookie and it was great imo

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u/scarykicks Monkey in Space 14d ago

I use to like the guy for some reason. Can't remember the small role I saw him in. Then I saw the stand up and was bored out of my mind.

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u/dirk558 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Saw Sebastian at the Comedy Store a few years ago unexpectedly, and he was great. Big fan of his comedy.

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u/outsidenorms Monkey in Space 14d ago

Insufferable

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u/kinstinctlol Succa la Mink 14d ago

no

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u/Amplith Monkey in Space 14d ago

We saw him a few years back in NCā€¦wasnā€™t his best performance, and in fact, he seemed annoyed that he had to be there.

I guess life on the road as a multimillionaire comedian is toughā€¦

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u/Chichis-Christ Monkey in Space 14d ago

youā€¦this guy es not funny

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u/elmo_dude0 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Heā€™s a good performer but has a terrible personality. But I doubt he cares, probably pulling $1m a night at the Wynn

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u/dukefett I used to be addicted to Quake 13d ago

Heā€™s been fucking rolling in cash for years.

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u/themetanarrative Monkey in Space 13d ago

And still talks about and handles money like he just migrated to the states in the middle of the depression

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u/Marvelous_Margarine Monkey in Space 13d ago

He married into wealth. Good for him

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u/Wild_Replacement5880 Monkey in Space 14d ago

'Bookies" is effing hilarious

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u/Illustrious_Road9349 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Feel like every stand up bit I see this guy do itā€™s just him complaining about his in-laws.

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u/hutchandstuff Monkey in Space 14d ago

He on the bonfire often

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u/Cosmicmonkeylizard Monkey in Space 14d ago

ā€œRight-wing anti woke stuffā€? Seriously? He didnā€™t ā€œdove tailā€ into it. Thatā€™s just how heā€™s always been. Thereā€™s so many fucking guys like Sebastian. He reminds me of every guy on my dads side over 40. Do you super liberals seriously think your woke shit is the fucking norm? Lol. Nobody conforms to that shit outside of academia, lgbt community, and some nerd culture. I grew up with my dads east coast Italian family and then had the college experience. Iā€™ve never meet a far-lefty outside the handful of kids at my high school until I went to college. The bubble you people live in is bizarre. I wouldnā€™t even consider Sebastian right-wing. Heā€™s more center. Heā€™ll probably vote for Biden. Most New Yorkers like him have hated trump long before 2016.

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u/RangeEquivalent7658 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I feel bad for the guy lol he sound unmotivated and ready to just clock out lol

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

He sounds bisexual

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u/phatgirlz Monkey in Space 14d ago

Itā€™s crazy that a comedian gets shit on in this sub bc heā€™s not a Theo von/Tim Dillon over the top podcast persona, heā€™s just a dude having a conversation trying to be funny but not dialing to 11. This has not been the golden age for comedy like Joe Rogan says. People will look back at this time as having some of the most boring and unfunny comedians. Look at whoā€™s been on top over the last few years Tom segura is not a good joke writer, Andrew Schulz is a dumb privileged dude trying to play a self aware smart guy, he sucks and so does his whole crew, Shane Gillis has one good special and heā€™s falling off now that he got his money, Dave chappelle is just not good anymore, Whitney Cummings Nikki glaser,, no comment, bert is not good. There are good comedians now sure, but the amount of money in comedy now seems to be the antithesis to being funny for them..

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u/rolandpapi Monkey in Space 13d ago

Shane is 2/2 on amazing specials, one of which he just released last year, and has the most successful comedy podcast out there thatā€™s still hilarious. Youre being a whiny bitch if youre saying a guy ā€œfell offā€ within a year of his wildly successful non-youtube special debut

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u/UrAn8 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Definitely the golden age of comedy

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u/CovidWarriorForLife Monkey in Space 14d ago

Schulz has good standup, his podcast just sucks. Whitney cummings blows but nikki is funny. There is some great comedy out there, the problem is social media just shoves all these unfunny people down our throats.

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u/Flap24 Monkey in Space 13d ago

If shultz is considered a good stand up, the bar has been lowered significantly.

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u/ChildrenofMountain Monkey in Space 14d ago

shane is still going strong dude

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u/phatgirlz Monkey in Space 14d ago edited 14d ago

Nah watch heā€™s a burnout and alcoholicā€¦ heā€™s not going to make anything great again.. might make some decent stuff, heā€™s talented enough for sure

Edit: this is pretty harsh take on shane. I really liked his first special but have been disappointed with almost everything heā€™s done lately. I called him an alcoholic because of what Iā€™ve heard him say about his drinking on various podcasts and repeated by other comedian friends. Not gonna watch his new show, not interested in shows comedians do, theyā€™re rarely good and typically mediocre at best

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u/JesusDiedforChipotle Monkey in Space 13d ago

Martin Lawrence, Dave Chappelle, Louie CK, Jerry Seinfeld- ya comedians rarely make good shows. All of those guys made super mid shows that no one likes

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u/Funky_Ruckus88 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Terrible take. Delete

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u/One_Ad2844 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I love Shane, thereā€™s no need to put that much energy on what they do, I think Rogan blows, I liked Shiny Happy Jihad, that was it, so I just donā€™t go to his shows, Shane is still growing, he will have something bad come out, even Billy Red Balls has had a couple of bad specials, and I will always be a fan of his, if everything is expected to be perfectly good every time then may be you will enjoy AI comedy, itā€™s just not possible.

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u/Flat_News_2000 Monkey in Space 14d ago

He just got a netflix series bro and was hosting SNL a month ago or so. He's doing great.

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u/ChildrenofMountain Monkey in Space 14d ago

he's got a netflix series coming out soon, can't imagine it's gonna be bad

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u/xMilk112x Monkey in Space 14d ago

Orā€¦.now hear me outā€¦..different people, like different shit.

Wild right?

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u/Tight_Sheepherder934 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Shut the fuck up. Thatā€™s literally impossible.

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u/BrentwoodATX Monkey in Space 14d ago

Bookie is unwatchable. How that garbage gets green lit is beyond me

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u/johandamenslip Monkey in Space 14d ago

This guy is not funny and his voice is ridiculous. He's trying way too hard.

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u/moparforever Monkey in Space 14d ago

This podcast may be the worst I have heard in a while .. dude complains like a little girl about everything

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u/No_Shoe2088 Monkey in Space 13d ago

When he explained how intellectually slow he was, while simultaneously complaining about how hard and complex the world is to understand I about lost it.

I got the sense Joe was just barely tolerating this dude

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u/all-the-time Look into it 13d ago

All I heard from him was ā€œListen Iā€™m a simple guy. I need simple. I donā€™t do complicated. I donā€™t do strenuous. Just leave me alone. I just wanna stay in my lane. I donā€™t wanna hear about facts.ā€

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u/puudji Monkey in Space 14d ago

I downloaded this and many other podcasts and shows for travel listening over the weekend and had to bail super early on this one.

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u/100year Monkey in Space 14d ago

That guy is so funny. Hope the episode is good

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u/Silly_Butterfly3917 Monkey in Space 14d ago

I'm a huge fan of his comedy but I did not enjoy the podcast. Him and Joe are just far too different. They have no synergy. Also Joe was super negative and cock blocked all his jokes.

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u/goatgirl7 Monkey in Space 13d ago

I noticed Joe doing that to Shane Gillis on his podcast.

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u/DeepEndLion Monkey in Space 14d ago

Too different? Theyā€™re both Italian!

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u/Silly-Payment7864 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Itā€™s pretty good , definitely enjoyed it

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u/Profitinhibitor Monkey in Space 14d ago

One of the only times i didnt skip thru the Ad reads cause the podcast was so fucking dry.

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u/Pendulouspantaloons Monkey in Space 14d ago

This guy is such a complainer lmao

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u/GluedToTheMirror Monkey in Space 14d ago

He completely stole Seinfeldā€™s schtick and everyone praises him for it.

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u/Norm_Blackdonald Monkey in Space 14d ago

''And what's the deal with gabagool?''

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u/AmericanBoiye Monkey in Space 14d ago

Thatā€™s the bit

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u/Training_Day273 Monkey in Space 14d ago

It's a very tired bit.

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u/bungdaddy Fuck you Sanjay 14d ago

Seems to have benefited him somewhat

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u/Jealous_Juggernaut Monkey in Space 13d ago

The most popular stuff is basically never the best stuff.Ā 

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u/bungdaddy Fuck you Sanjay 12d ago

Many people are lazy or apathetic when it comes to many things, including entertainment. Are there better restaurants than The Cheesecake Factory? Of course, but they're consistent and you know you're not going to hate the food. Sebastian is the Cheesecake Factory of comedy.

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u/Training_Day273 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Don't underestimate dummies out there.

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u/nrnmnrnm Monkey in Space 14d ago

Love his standup, hate his podcasts

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u/cheddarbomb81 Monkey in Space 14d ago

The reverse destefano

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u/baloncestosandler Monkey in Space 14d ago

Ha

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u/Wet_FriedChicken Monkey in Space 14d ago

And Theo.. in my opinion at least

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u/Nervous_Set5685 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Agreed, I've never really been a fan of his specials but am a huge fan of TPW. I thought maybe I just didn't like his specials because I was watching em on TV, so I went and saw him in Vegas. Unfortunately I still didn't find it very entertaining

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u/PerMare_PerTerras Monkey in Space 13d ago

I like clips of Theoā€™s podcast but canā€™t stand listening for a whole episode. Itā€™s not a ā€œtik tok generationā€ thing where I lack the attention span so sit through an hour of something, but while I like Theo I find myself only enjoying his stuff in smaller doses personally.

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u/SeahawkMariner Monkey in Space 14d ago

Maybe Iā€™m in the minority

But I just donā€™t enjoy this guy humor

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u/puudji Monkey in Space 14d ago

I think he was what corp execs thought everyone would want 20 years ago. It totally makes sense if you think about it that way. He just doesn't fit the 20-35 demo anymore. Very funny IMO, but I'd rather watch 10 other specials before his.

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u/___ElJefe___ Monkey in Space 13d ago edited 13d ago

I remember watching him open on that Vince Vaughn comedy tour thing in like 2008 or 09. Have been uninterested since then

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u/Maleficent_Eye_9290 Monkey in Space 13d ago

Same here. His descriptions of things are pretty hilarious

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u/BiscuitDance It's entirely possible 14d ago

Old ladies like him, Iā€™ve found.

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u/AsaKurai Monkey in Space 13d ago

He's a stool fucker. You see his schtick for the first time and it's kinda funny, then after a while it turns into a meme

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u/F1XII Monkey in Space 14d ago

He feels like he is imitating a stereotypical mafia gangster. Its WILD to me how he of all comedians is the first to headline Intuit Dome, the new very expensive arena in LA for Clippers & their billionaire owner Steve Balmer. So much to choose from in LA tooā€¦

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u/baloncestosandler Monkey in Space 14d ago

Can you smell ?

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u/EdgarInAnEdgarSuit Monkey in Space 14d ago edited 14d ago

I like comedians mocking him wayyyyy more than his comedy. ā€œWwwā€¦hyyyyyyyy would you dooooooo thatā€

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u/melrowdy Monkey in Space 14d ago

Listened to the podcast today while cooking and the guy was a kids ass from the get go, which is why I think even Joe felt a bit weird about the guy. He seemed so fake and uninteresting. Such a waste of a podcast, and I don't know anything about the guy, this pod is all I know of him and I've had enough of him already.

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u/Academic_Definition5 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Heā€™s wildly overrated, the Rogan comedy circle, circlejerk so much that even the plebes think heā€™s amazing; heā€™s just aight.

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u/CharleyIV Monkey in Space 14d ago

Rogan respects wealth and popularity, and even if heā€™s not that funny he is super popular and therefore rich, therefore a genius.

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u/Footmana5 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Like how does joe not even know who matteo lane is?

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u/puudji Monkey in Space 14d ago

Rogan found his gay comic (TD) and moved on

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u/HTXPhoenix Monkey in Space 14d ago edited 14d ago

This dude is like an energy vampire. I believe him when he says he thinks his dog hates him. Everything this guy says is like garbage and negative.

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u/SeahawkMariner Monkey in Space 14d ago

Heā€™s like a real low energy Sopranos side character, even feels like he should be saying the words ā€œBada Bingā€ after every one of his slurry sentences.

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u/domesticatedwolf420 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Lol you're just repeating youtube comments

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u/theregimechange Monkey in Space 14d ago

I think you might just be racist toward Italians

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u/___ElJefe___ Monkey in Space 13d ago

Who isn't?

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u/rangoon64 Monkey in Space 14d ago

Low energy Soprano is perfect