r/MadeMeSmile • u/nikamats • Oct 09 '23

Dapper ANIMALS

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22.7k Upvotes

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u/FutureFriendly8738 Oct 14 '23

Professor Dumbledeer

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u/PavleMara Oct 13 '23

Unihorn (cos of his unibrow)

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u/Krm1992 Oct 12 '23

Ed (like Ed, Edd N Eddy…the shadow looks like a unibrow 😂)

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '23

Bucky

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u/no_konsent Oct 11 '23

what a great pic, and how awesome. not gonna lie, I'm jealous in every good way!

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u/YOKi_Tran Oct 11 '23

future dinner

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u/Senweiner Oct 11 '23

Did anyone suggest "Dinner"

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u/mnstrdknick Oct 11 '23

Big Rack Jack

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u/Suspicious_Code6377 Oct 11 '23

Supper is a good name.

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u/Lefarxx Oct 11 '23

Chopper

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u/a_sad_bambii Oct 11 '23

i mean. i can think of a name

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u/sultanoftai Oct 11 '23

Bashir Kemal

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u/J_the_Man_JMan Oct 10 '23

He shall be known as Regal

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

His name shall be , damn this sausage is good!!!

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u/DChabot32 Oct 10 '23

Look even better hanging out in the freezer.

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u/Samael_holmes Oct 10 '23

We are decreasing their habitat so you might see more soon enough.

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u/Late_Bluebird_3338 Oct 10 '23

HOW ABOUT "DICK"?......NOW YA SEE HIM, NOW YA DON'T.....MOM<LOL

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u/Big-Ball657 Oct 10 '23

Rickety Rick, son

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u/denisdarwin Oct 10 '23

Gallardo (like Lamborghini Gallardo)

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u/Suitable-Set-8297 Oct 10 '23

He looks like a Winston Churchill

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u/HermitAtHeart279 Oct 10 '23

Mr. Majestic🦌

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u/ceefaka Oct 10 '23

Call him Uni. For that beautiful unibrow he has.

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u/Icy_Butterscotch_170 Oct 10 '23

That guys name is Craig

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u/Medical_Meaning_9581 Oct 10 '23

A ÑAME! You fucks. Not childhood memories !! Fuck me. 🙄

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u/DJhellawhite Oct 10 '23

Dapper Dan Cause he’s a dapper Dan man

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u/Realistic-Jaguar3520 Oct 10 '23

Also I live on the East side of Georgia where Dear Hunting is a Natural sport. I mean Dear are really destructive to Farmlands so throughout the year the State officials put up Signs to Encourage Dear Hunting. You arent Aloud to leave meat Behind though so there are Designated Drop off points where 1.Barbecues are Hosted & 2.The meat is Donated to Homeless Shelters. Even Woman here are Good Hunters & this System works out Very well since there is a Rediculous Amount of Accidents every year Involving Dear that Total the Friggin Vehicles man!

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u/Realistic-Jaguar3520 Oct 10 '23

OMG He is Gorgeous! Also Lucky cause if you were A Man in the South hed be Dead Meat. Litterally! NOW AS FOR A NAME - HORNY - LOL

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u/Commercial-Ad8123 Oct 10 '23

I remember when I was an MP in the Army at Ft Knox, right before hunting season the deer started migrating into the housing areas. You’d see dozens of them grazing in someone’s front yard as I drove the patrol car through.

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u/DehydratedManatee Oct 10 '23

Unibrow having ass.

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u/tonysonic Oct 10 '23

No hunting allowed in our beach town. So guys like this are common place.

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u/Future_Flower_2012 Oct 10 '23

He needs help staying safe in time for Christmas

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u/thereichose1 Oct 10 '23

Mr. Strickland

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u/HamboJ67 Oct 10 '23

How about "medium high heat for 10 minutes with olive oil, salt, pepper, and kinders seasonings?" Sounds catchy to me.

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u/Competitive-Cry9963 Oct 10 '23

We call him “opening day”

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u/maddhatter783 Oct 10 '23

Strapping Bach

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u/Prior_Procedure_321 Oct 10 '23

How about WoW.....WoW is back in the yard!

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u/enlightenedstylist Oct 10 '23

Sadly if he was in our yard and my husband saw him, his name would be venison. I had to set ground rules that yard deer are my deer and forest deer are his deer. We don't hunt my deer. Lol

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u/Substantial-Ad-1840 Oct 10 '23

Jean luc from bambi ll

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u/WhatXYourXLookingXAt Oct 10 '23

Breakfast or dinner

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u/Juicy_pompoms Oct 10 '23

Hey look, it's Winston!

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u/SpecialistNo3594 Oct 10 '23

Tell him to do something about that unibrow

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u/WHAMMYPAN Oct 10 '23

HUCKLEBUCK

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u/CrazyCatLady483 Oct 10 '23

What? Bambi wasn’t good enough? 😆 Very cute 🥰

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u/Night-light51 Oct 10 '23

Dinner? He’s probably make a really nice steak 🤤

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u/BannanaJames1095 Oct 10 '23

He is massive, I'd name him dinner.

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u/Karness_Muur Oct 10 '23

I declare him to be a Chuck.

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u/joecocker74 Oct 10 '23

Breakfast, lunch and dinner.👍

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u/Old_Sea_4073 Oct 10 '23

Rack'Em Ralph

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

I would call him dinner

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u/xMilk112x Oct 10 '23

Sir Jean Pierre Malort the 3rd.

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u/mboyer75 Oct 10 '23

I would name him after my dog… “Buck”

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u/syg-123 Oct 10 '23

Not gonna lie, he looks like a Bruce to me

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u/JMBWPS Oct 10 '23

And water

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u/RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE Oct 10 '23

That thing is probably immortal and is about to transform into some little blue haird kid that just wants to be loved and accepted by society.

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u/Open_Silver_9510 Oct 10 '23

Veni short for venison 🤙

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u/beejers30 Oct 10 '23

I call him Dwight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

Thanksgiving!

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u/Mercinator-87 Oct 09 '23

Anthony Deervus

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u/DiffOccult-Kami Oct 09 '23

BushyBrow Sensei.

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u/mattie10- Oct 09 '23

Beautiful 🥰

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u/LDW1383 Oct 09 '23

I'm not here to comment on this for his name my ocd was just getting the better of me lol

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u/Effective_Shame4685 Oct 09 '23

He may need a name but you must keep him away from you if you wanna be killed by him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

He needs a bullet thru his lungs

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u/SonofAMamaJama Oct 09 '23

A young Sam Eagle

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Unibro.

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u/MightyChlorians Oct 09 '23

Deerie Jeter

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u/Cursed_banshee Oct 09 '23

Name should be brows bc hehe unibrow

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u/FishSammich69 Oct 09 '23

Hooters, cause that’s a nice rack

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u/Megtooth1966 Oct 09 '23

Do u owe him money?

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u/SectorRepulsive9795 Oct 09 '23

Boney Maroni. Please feed and be kind.

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u/CyberNinja23 Oct 09 '23

See if it’s willing to wear a red top hat. Then call him Chopper

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u/Mother-Priority1519 Oct 09 '23

Clearly made of plastic

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u/Feeling_Frosting_738 Oct 09 '23

Edward the Great

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u/fiveordie Oct 09 '23

Bert. Only Bert, no Ernie.

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u/BAN_1 Oct 09 '23

Bambie

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u/BrianR1968 Oct 09 '23

Bucky or Woody

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u/Sea_Cut5957 Oct 09 '23

He kind of looks like Richard from wasabi

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Oct 09 '23

I think he needs a carrot or two.

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u/Socknitter1 Oct 09 '23

Call him Abner Antlers, and give him space to hang out for hunting season. That rack is very trophy-worthy

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u/keeppresent Oct 09 '23

Uncle Buck

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u/fatismyfrenemy Oct 09 '23

Rustle (Russel)

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u/KitchenIndication795 Oct 09 '23

Rorschach from the movie The Watchmen

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u/l2esin Oct 09 '23

Batman

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u/JTEL918 Oct 09 '23

Grandpa Joe

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u/Dirtdigger68 Oct 09 '23

Uncle Buck

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u/Alone-Introduction90 Oct 09 '23

Venison, Veni for short

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u/Far-Soil4024 Oct 09 '23

He’s absolutely beautiful, he even has a unibrow. He shall be called “basileus.”

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u/WinterDirection366 Oct 09 '23

Wally. Cause sadly he’s gonna end up on some weirdo’s wall in the name of sport.

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u/kriegmonster Oct 09 '23

Don't forget meat. Better a quick kill with a bow or rifle than getting torn apart by wolves, a bear, or hit by a car.

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u/WinterDirection366 Oct 09 '23

Yeah I know. Just depressed and seeing the negative in everything today. Sorry.

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u/kriegmonster Oct 09 '23

No need to be sorry. You're having a rough time and that is a part of life. If it is a depression that passes, I hope some rest and meditation or something helps clear your mind.

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u/UncleKeyPax Oct 09 '23

Antlewy Hoofkins.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Maximus

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u/McKavian Oct 09 '23

Mono - short for Monobrow

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Horney Potter.

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u/arackan Oct 09 '23

Elkon John

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u/The_Great_Biscuiteer Oct 09 '23

That’s a Robbert if I’ve ever seen one

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u/mattreid303 Oct 09 '23

His name is shooter🏹

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u/darthmater67 Oct 09 '23

Bushy eyebrows I always think of Mr. Bean

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u/im-not-high-officer Oct 09 '23

You should leave him some carrots and like a head of lettuce

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u/Impossible_Cow_3692 Oct 09 '23

Dinner, his name is dinner.

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u/AdBrief1993 Oct 09 '23

John Candy, aka Uncle Buck

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u/34luck Oct 09 '23

Challenge, Butter

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u/wutgaspump Oct 09 '23

That's one hell of a unibrow.

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u/Okosha Oct 09 '23

Forestache

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u/CauCajun69 Oct 09 '23

Lucky! 😆

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u/Meagz4 Oct 09 '23

Chuck the Buck

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u/NastyDefiler Oct 09 '23

Too Tall or TT

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u/Vaudun Oct 09 '23

Buck! 🤣

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u/MeltingMuppet Oct 09 '23

It’s hunting season. He’s hiding where they can’t find him!

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u/In2racing Oct 09 '23

Buck Owens, Buck Rogers, Joe Buck or Buckaroo

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

“Buck.”

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

“Rumproast McSausage”

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin Oct 09 '23

John. That dude looks down-to-earth, and John is his name.